WDNMD, it's fucking outrageous to hear melons like this just for a meal!
This is not a restaurant, it is the black land of the Northeast! Only this kind of treasure land that is instilled by the demon will grow the sweetest melons! The monsters threw down their chopsticks and grabbed their mobile phones to output frantically. Everyone was a reporter on the scene and sent reports to relatives and friends.
It's hammered, it's hammered! The broom essence is the real hammer of the boss's son!
First-hand news, thunderstorm in the demon world! It is impossible to say that the new wife is having sex with his son!
A large amount of traffic poured into the forum, the server exploded, and the latest news could not be refreshed. The forum page was blank. The programmers under Feng Du worked overtime while scolding their mothers. The Yan Luos gathered in Feng Du's office and asked embarrassedly: "His Royal Highness, is it okay to keep these posts? In case that one comes over, we will..."
"Don't be afraid." Feng Du waved his hand: "Is the advertising space arranged? Let me mention the price of this kind of hot post. If Pi Xiuzhen finds it, he will take out the advertising fee and share it with him. It depends on the money. In face, he won't embarrass us."
The Yamas took their orders, and Feng Du picked up Wen Xi's file on the table and read it for a while, then refreshed the web page. After the emergency server was added, the forum opened again as smooth as silk.
Feng Du looked at the gossip posts with relish, and muttered, "Pixiu, my old friend, you are really my cash cow."
This month's forum KPI is saved!
All the posts about Pixiu and Wenxi are red and bold, top-level traffic Pixiu comes with a hot search physique, and now as long as the monsters who can access the Internet, everyone knows that there is a light that travels through the sea of clouds and finally falls on top of Pixiu's head , green to panic.
Love is late, the old monster can't satisfy the little wife, and he even lets his son take advantage of it. It turns out that even Pi Jiang can't do anything.
Pixiu's misery has become the central theme of the forum, and everyone is crying for Pixiu's green, lamenting that their tears are really worthless.
Top-level traffic Pixiu didn't know the bloody storm outside, and he didn't know that raindrops fell on the green grass on his head, and he was taking the menu to the kitchen to place an order.
Boss Pi personally picked up another rooster from the backyard, bleed it, plucked its hair and cut its belly, and cooked a pot of chicken soup for Wen Xi himself, so as to replenish his frightened soul today.
Ren Jiao watched his movements: "You don't have enough yang energy, so you have to kill chickens to make up for it? Do you know how much such a little cock costs?"
"Can I give away the yang energy in me?" Pi Xiu glanced at him: "His little body can't stand mine, so drink a few bowls of soup to make up for it."
Qiu Fu couldn't help smelling the fragrance of the chicken soup: "Good brother, give me a taste."
Pixiu served him a bowl, which made Qiu Fuhu shout twice, and sighed while drinking the soup: "It's different when you have a wife, how can you be so considerate before."
Pi Xiu raised his brows: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm single."
"I hugged it, I slept, and the household registrations were all registered together. You still said you were single?" Ren Jiao pointed to the backyard: "I don't believe the pigs in the backyard."
Qiu Fu spat out the bones in his mouth: "But why is Erlang Shen coming to check the household registration today? It's not a festival or a meeting, it doesn't make sense."
Pixiu thought for a while: "I guess I heard from the monsters who came to eat here. Since the last time their dog was slicing our vegetable field, I was beaten twice by me. Come find fault today."
"The roaring dog in their family is so rude because he didn't go to school well." Ren Jiao said and turned off the fire in front of him: "Qiu Fu, show me the ignition, I have to see how the little broom is doing. Well, he has to go to school tomorrow."
Qiu Fu was stunned: "You haven't given up letting the broom study."
"You know shit, knowledge changes fate. I'm a cook now, and I've suffered from not reading." Ren Jiao took off his apron and threw it: "Don't forget to watch the fire!"
Speaking of studying, Pi Xiu glanced at the time and found that it was almost time for Wu Zu to study on his own in the evening, and he prepared a bowl of chicken soup to go upstairs to rest.
Seeing Pixiu also leaving, Qiu Fu asked dumbfoundedly, "Why are you both leaving? I'm the only one working in the kitchen!"
"The chicken soup in the pot is yours! Take two bites when you're tired!" Pi Xiu waved his hand, "Don't worry, I don't want your money!"
Qiu Fu was stunned for a moment, then jumped and scolded, Ren Jiao and Pi Xiu, one or two old monsters, lacked great virtue!
Chicken soup entered his stomach, Wen Xi nodded and said, "Today's soup is delicious."
"I boiled it myself, can it taste good?" Pi Xiu wiped the corner of his mouth with a piece of paper, glanced at the scratch paper under the book on the table, smiled and asked, "Did you just teach the little broom a question? "
Wen Xi nodded: "He said he couldn't do homework."
"Is it difficult?" Pixiu asked.
Wen Xi smiled and shook his head: "How difficult will it be for the problem given to the little monster? It's just that I think he doesn't want to go to school at all, and he seems to be greatly wronged when he holds a pen."
"Where are the children who like to go to school?" Pixiu asked.
Wen Xi pursed his lips: "I like it. It's just that my grandfather always thinks that the master is too bad, and he is afraid that other children's children will bully me. From Kaimeng to later, he taught me personally. I still don't know what it is to go to school. taste."
Pixiu patted his head: "The one-on-one teaching in small classes is not good? I don't know what the charges are for small classes now?"
"What's the fee?" Wen Xi asked.
Pixiu: "Next time the broom comes, you ask Ren Jiao to pull a carload of seafood into the store. One-to-one tutoring at your level will only charge you."
Wen Xi smiled: "Why do you even take Ren Jiao's money?"
"It's called the fertile water that doesn't flow to outsiders, what do you know?" Pixiu said while holding his hand to check the soul body. It was much better than the beginning, but the Jade Buddha was no longer useful, so he had to seize the time to find something else. come.
Wenxi drank the soup and slept for a while, waiting for the time to come, Pixiu took him into Wu Zu's dream again.
I don't know if it's because of eating in the store these days, Wu Zu listened to Jia Suzhen's singing a lot, and hummed a few sentences while doing the questions at night. Wen Xi heard it funny, stood beside him naturally and then sang from behind.
He loved this play when he was young, and he sang it well.
Wu Zu heard that and looked up at him with a smile: "So you still want to be the champion."
"Who is the scholar in the world who doesn't want to be the champion?" Wen Xi asked rhetorically.
All the scholars in the world, who would not want to be named on the Golden List of Enke High School in one day, and see all the flowers in Chang'an.
Wu Zu was taken aback by his question, realizing that this was his own spiritual world, and what the person in front of him said was also his own inner thoughts. If he wants to take the first prize in the exam, doesn't that mean he wants to take the first exam
How bold and prolific people are, it turns out that deep down in my heart, I am so ignorant and have a dream of being a champion.
He couldn't help smacking his lips: "You really dare to think about it."
Wu Zu was silent for a while listening to Wen Xi humming a few more words of female concubine, and couldn't help asking: "Why do you say that when I went, Sister Suzhen was always singing the first paragraph of the champion? It's because she didn't read it much. Or is it because she likes... like people with good grades?"
Wen Xi paused, wondering how he knew that he was not Jia Suzhen.
But worried about Wu Zu's mood, Wen Xi said: "Who knows this, when you get the first place in the exam and ask her, maybe you will know."
Wu Zu was silent for a while.
Beauty is only for the strong, and now I'm 18 years old standing in the audience like a scumbag, swearing to let Sister Suzhen see me at a glance in the future.
The student boy raked his hair behind his head: "Isn't it just studying? Who wouldn't, Ma, you are so smart, you are afraid that you won't be able to get the first place in the exam?"
Wen Xi frowned: "You like her so much?"
People and ghosts have different ways, even if you like it, it's useless.
"Superficial." Wu Zu smacked his lips: "This is not called liking, this is called appreciation and admiration. As long as Sister Suzhen can sing, I can always go to the restaurant to listen to her and cheer for her. Although I almost vomited from the food at that restaurant. ."
Wen Xi smirked: "Okay, for your sister Suzhen, you have to start doing the questions now."
Wu Zumao started studying with all his strength, but the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, and the journey of learning dies in mathematics. He looked at the paper for a long time, then looked up at Wen Xi and asked, "You can make me dream of the Huanggang practice paper. , can you arrange the college entrance examination papers as well, let's do it once and for all."
Wen Xi smiled but didn't smile: "Although you are dreaming, it doesn't mean you can really dream."
Wu Zu coughed lightly: "Okay, I know, there is no shortcut to learning, there is only one way to earnestly practice."
Wen Xi nodded, feeling that Ru Zi could finally be taught.
But staring at Wu Zu doing math papers all night, Wen Xi was so angry that her hair was dizzy and her hands were shaking. She felt that the child was helpless, so it was easier to just go back to the furnace and rebuild it. Anyway, Jia Suzhen has waited for so many years, and it is not too much to wait another eighteen years.
Because the monthly exam is approaching, Wu Zu started self-destructive learning, which suddenly increased Wen Xi's pressure and increased the burden on his soul body. But he insisted that the minor injury would not be in the line of fire. Mainly to change the skin repair to stare at Wu Zu to do the questions, Wen Xi estimated that this student will say goodbye before the monthly test.
He passed the monthly exam with one breath, Wen Xi's whole ghost became a little more transparent, and was directly sent off by Pixiu. After drinking a few bowls of chicken soup, he was forced to rest in the Jade Buddha.
Mr. Pi took over the pointer and put on his armor, and Wu Zu's day was about to change.
That night, Wu Zu fell into a dream again, and the dream was no longer the beautiful face of Wen Xi, but the face of a very unfamiliar fierce man transformed by Pi Xiu.
"you… "
Wu Zu looked at his muscular arms and wondered, how could his inner image still change? Could it be that the hard work these days has shaped himself into a sturdy man in knowledge and a giant in learning
Pixiu ignored him, put the paper on the table, and announced a cruel future: "Today, the paper will be doubled."
Wu Zu breathed for a while: "No! No double!"
Pixiu glanced at him: "Double!"
Wu Zu: "Congratulations, you have grabbed the landlord!"
Pixiu: …
Get out of the way! Today, he is going to let this unscrupulous student taste the monster iron fist under the influence of socialism!