A few days ago, Pixiu was tired from watching Wenxi tutoring Wu Zu as a teaching assistant. When he got started, he realized that it wasn't tired, it was really fucking tired.
The road to learning is difficult, and some people have dogs. He was the teacher who worked hard in the front, and Wu Zu was the dead dog who was walking on the ground in the back.
At the end of the first night of class, Pixiu was more tired than digging a night of vegetable cellars. He lay on the bed without speaking for a long time. Wenxi sat on the bed and rubbed his shoulders while laughing: "How is it?"
"It's not very good, fortunately I didn't go in with my real body, otherwise both of them might be killed." Pi Xiu sighed.
Wen Xi put his hand on his hot face: "Why don't I come?"
"No, you are not a black householder now that you have a registered permanent residence. If something happens to the soul body, it will be more troublesome for the supervisory office to investigate. Originally, I wanted to send you a good birth in private in the fall, but now that the registered permanent residence is registered, the annual number of births is limited. Lottery, I don't know how many years and months to wait."
Pi Xiu had a headache thinking about it, so he pulled Wen Xi to lie beside him and hugged: "I will ask Feng Du to walk with you, let him choose a good time for you, and then choose good parents, preferably a one-child family, At that time, the whole family will only spoil you. I will not go back on what I promised you."
Wen Xi was silent for a while, and said, "You are a good monster."
"Don't, you can accompany me to live in peace this summer, not to mention that surpassing you is a great merit, and I am not at a loss. If you have any unfinished wishes, hurry up and say."
Pixiu paused: "If it's too troublesome, don't talk about it. I really can't bear another Jia Suzhen."
"Understood." Wen Xi replied with a smile, laying on Pi Xiu's body and drooping her eyes, wondering what she was thinking.
Everything is difficult at the beginning. After getting used to the routine of Wu Zu, the novice driver finally hit the road. Although Wu Zu is skinny, his brain is really flexible.
The two people hurt each other, pulled and tangled, and passed another weekly test. Under the pressure of the macho monster, the student's grades improved by leaps and bounds, and he went straight to the top ten of the grade.
The days passed, and the weather became hotter and hotter in May. Pixiu couldn't leave Wenxi more and more, and took him with him wherever he went.
The vines and loofah vines planted in the backyard are tangled and climb up the shed, and the green leaves are connected and shady, casting a shade.
Pixiu moved a reclining chair from the warehouse and put it under the shed to enjoy the shade. The watermelon was still iced in the well next to it, waiting to be brought out to eat at night.
It looks comfortable and comfortable, a bit like a paradise, but a sudden rooster croak broke the calm.
In order to make chicken soup for Wen Xibu's body, Pixiu bought a truckload of young roosters back, leaving all the hens in the city widowed, and began to fail to lay eggs.
A group of majestic little roosters marched into the backyard of the restaurant forcefully. The pig that used to be the largest in the family got angry and let out a loud fart.
The pig and chicken were extremely jealous, but Pixiu was busy preparing soup for Wenxi, only took one chicken and sent it to Bliss, and kept the rest of the pigs and chickens together.
When the two armies confronted each other, the generals were first sent to shout, and the pigs and the chickens talked for a while.
While waiting for Ren Jiao to bring a small broom behind him to conduct the field teaching of pig-chicken co-cage calculation problem, the two sides were already in a ball, chickens flying and pigs jumping, the pigsty was kicked off a circle, chicken feathers and pig feces were flying around, Ren Jiao Dumbfounded, Xiao Bau rolled his eyes without taking a breath and fainted.
Qiu Fu was busy clearing his luggage and going home, and the dirty work could only be done by the two brothers themselves. This time, the two of them had a long memory, heightened and strengthened the pigpen, and be sure to restrain the pig's jumping behavior in the cradle!
Ren Jiao washed his face and wiped his hands, went into the kitchen, and discussed with Pixiu: "I said Laopi, there are only so many hens in the yard, you bought so many roosters to come back, so that the hens will live 24 hours a day. Damn, do you still want to hear a 10tet high and low chorus sing?"
He sniffed his hand and frowned and said, "I just saw that the chicken poop in the backyard is three centimeters thick, and the little broom will go crazy when I get back from school. I've been shoveling chicken poop in my dreams for the past two days, and now I have a lot of stock on my hands. The smell of chicken shit, you can do it well, can you send these chickens away?"
"Didn't I tell you that it was reserved for Wenxi's soup?" Pixiu rubbed the garlic skin on his hand: "You help me kill one and stew it."
Qiu Fu, who came in with a suitcase, took the initiative to say, "I'll go, I'll go home first, Laopi."
Pixiu looked at him: "I'm going to go for a few days. When the time comes, remember to bring some specialties from your family. I'll give you the money then."
"Okay, I'll bring you two too." Qiu Fu carried the knife to the backyard, leaving Ren Jiao looking at Pi Xiu with a complicated expression.
Pixiu continued to pick up garlic: "Why are you staring at me, the money is falling out of my face?"
Ren Jiao: "I asked you how much did you spend on so many roosters?"
Pixiu: "What's wrong?"
Ren Jiao: "You still have such a generous day? At that time, the three of us were outside, and Qiu Fu wanted to eat a chicken and you told him to endure it. Why is this happening now?"
Pi Xiu was stunned: "What's the matter? Didn't I bring him a chicken the next day?"
"You still have the face to say, is that a chicken? You brought back one of the mandarin ducks alone, and the other one was barking in the lake for half the night. Besides, the meat can't be compared with chicken." Ren Jiao cooked with him. Suan: "I see that you are moved."
Pi Xiu knew it was useless to explain, but said quietly: "I'm tired of saying the word single."
Why does the world always misunderstand him, such a pure and clean Pixiu, who has only the stench of copper in his heart but no trace of sour love
Pi Xiu said with emotion: "Forget it, how to explain it is useless. Yesterday Su An said that someone called to ask about the food delivery. Those humans are very squeamish, they are too lazy to go out when it is hot, and we will wait for Qiu Fu to come back. Gotta start preparing for takeout."
Ren Jiao responded: "Which platform are you going to take? I see that the blue one is not bad. The two wheels of the little electric donkey are faster than the four wheels of my car, and it will be gone as soon as it rubs against people."
Pi Xiu didn't lift his eyes: "Don't go to the human platform, find the land masters and them. Express delivery can be delivered across the country, and I will let Su An get it done."
Ren Jiao was stunned for a moment: "Lord Land, are they willing?"
"Takeaway is all the rage these days. A timely delivery can still have merits. It's a blessing that they can't even ask for. Now that you are willing to leak something from your fingers, can they still not?" Pi Xiu sneered: "You're really blinded by chicken shit, stupid."
Ren Jiao had a headache when he heard the chicken shit, and quickly waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, you are the boss, you decide, I can just keep my head down and work. But I will definitely work overtime if there is takeaway, and I don't have time to stare at the broom to do my homework at night. ."
Pixiu looked at him: "Why, he has a hand on you? You need to stare to write?"
"You don't know that he is losing his temper when he comes back from school, and he is just like my ancestors when he does homework." Ren Jiao's abacus crackled loudly: "I work overtime at night, and you ask Wenxi to teach him to study. , as my overtime pay."
Pixiu: "Then I have to discuss it with him."
Ren Jiao slapped his thigh: "What's the matter, you are the head of the family, and you can't be his head?"
"You two are assholes." Pi Xiu's heart was not fluctuating: "His soul is unstable, and if he works too hard, accidents will happen, or you can find me a place for his soul to rest, and I will help you and tell him."
Ren Jiao snorted: "The little jade Buddha is useless? You have to wait for a while to find a substitute. What? Are you out of breath by tutoring the student surnamed Wu every night? It's okay, just the little broom. Be good, if I show him his homework, he will be so angry that he wants to beat people, relax."
Not to mention it's okay, when I mention Wu Zupixiu, I have a headache. I don't know what Wu Zu's weekly test results are this time.
Seeing him sighing, Ren Jiao couldn't help but say, "Why don't you just let her go, and let go is a matter of merit and virtue, no matter how much he is."
"Not only merit, but also want to ask some information from her mouth." Pi Xiu said lightly: "Not to mention, it is not a matter of murder and arson, and it is not difficult."
Ren Jiao: "It's also true, money is hard to earn and shit is hard to eat. Compared with those who run around the world to catch fugitives for the sake of merit, you are much better."
"Anyway, I also have plans and she also has ideas. Everyone gets what they want, and no one loses. Besides, Wu Zu is a smart one. He is much stronger than a broom, and it's not too tiring to teach."
Ren Jiao: …
Ren Jiao: "Go away, our little broom is the smartest!"
Boss Pi patted the garlic skin off his body and ignored him. He washed his hands and went upstairs with Wen Xi's soul nourishing medicine and lunch. When the bead curtain was lifted, Wen Xi was sitting and talking with Jia Suzhen.
The two were chatting while watching the scene of the champion getting married on TV. Wen Xi thought about it and asked, "I don't understand a bit, why do you insist on letting Wu Zu test for the champion?"
He paused: "Could it be that he promised you to marry after high school?"
Jia Suzhen shook her head quickly and said, "I never..."
"Why is that?" Pi Xiu came over with something, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Could it be that you have some quirk that likes to watch people take the top spot?"
"Never! Wu Lang was supposed to be the champion, but he was imprisoned after being murdered by a traitor. He lost the chance to take the imperial examination and lost the champion. The slave family couldn't help him in the last life, but this life..."
Pi Xiu smiled and sat down beside Wen Xi with the medicine in his hand: "It's a coincidence, he was falsely accused of stealing again. If you can really study and get famous, wouldn't you just play a concubine?"
Jia Suzhen was in a trance: "But Nu's family grew up in a theater since childhood. She is not an official lady, and she doesn't know a few big characters, but how can she read the Four Books and Five Classics? If you can really save him in the same way as in the play, why is it like this? "
Her surname is Jia, although her name is Su Zhen, she can sing on the stage for a lifetime, and she can save Li Lang again and again in the play, but when she gets off the stage and takes off her champion robe, the fake one is fake after all, she is still That powerless Jia Suzhen.
It is impossible for Wu Lang to beat the drum of grievances to clear his grievances, and it is impossible to save him from the sea of misery by winning the exam.
Wu Lang suffered in prison. She couldn't cry, and she even cheered the whole house with a pretty smile. Everyone in the audience knows that the female concubine is in high school, but who knows that her heart is terrified under this layer of skin
Wen Xi drank the medicine through Pi Xiu's hand, and the bitter taste in his mouth made him frown.
Jia Suzhen saw the closeness of the two, and suddenly sighed and said, "The window of the slave's room is facing the street of Zhuangyuan Lang's horse parade. At that time, the slave's family always looked forward to the passing of the spring so that they could take a look at Wu Lang's red clothes from the window. The appearance of riding a horse and parading through the streets will make me satisfied in this life."
"The champion now is not the same as before." Pixiu fed Wen Xi a candy: "Riding on the street will be fined, but it's fine for him to wear a red shirt and ride a shared bicycle."
Low-carbon and pollution-free, and you don't need to spend more money, which is much more convenient than riding a horse and parading through the streets.
Jia Suzhen quickly waved her hand: "No, the slave family has no other intentions, as long as you see Wu Lang High School's champion, it's enough."
"My Wen's family was seized that day, and all the family wealth was put into the treasury. How did the birthday banquet picture get to you?" Wen Xi frowned with the sugar in his mouth: "It was later stained with your blood."
Jia Suzhen: "That day, Wu Lang made two identical pictures, and only gave one of them to you, and he gave the rest to the slave family."
She smiled, rubbed the painting in her hands, brushed her fingertips over the bloodstain, and said softly, "When the slave family committed suicide that day, they carried this painting, and naturally they were stained with blood. ."