The blood-stained painting was spread on the table. When Pi Xiu wiped his hair and came out of the bathroom, he saw this little thing leaning on the sofa and staring at the birthday banquet picture in a daze.
"What are you looking at?" Pixiu asked.
Wen Xi returned to his senses: "It's nothing, just looking at how different this painting is from the one I used to have."
Pixiu sat down next to him: "It's been so many years, do you remember?"
"I've been dead for so many years, but it feels like I've only had a dream." Wen Xi rubbed his head: "I just don't remember how I died."
Pixiu: "There's nothing to think about, and it's not bad luck."
Wen Xi smiled and nodded: "You are right."
The two sat together for a while calmly and next to each other, Wen Xi felt the temperature radiating from Pi Xiu's body, and couldn't help frowning and asked, "Why do you think your body temperature is higher than before?"
Pi Xiu said lightly, "The hotter the weather, the higher my body temperature. What's wrong? Did I burn you?"
Wen Xi shook his head: "Just thinking about how did you get here in the past summer?"
"Come on, sleep with an ice pillow, and if it doesn't help, find a pool in the deep mountains and forests to soak in, and wait for the summer to pass before coming out." Pi Xiu sighed and put Wen Xi around him again: "Anyway, you are not here. It's been so good."
Wen Xi raised her eyebrows: "Then you have to thank me."
Pi Xiu snorted: "I helped you to consolidate your soul and give you a household registration, but I don't see you thanking me much."
"Isn't it a thank you for letting you hold me now?" Wen Xi propped up his chest and looked at him: "Don't go too far!"
Pi Xiu lowered his eyes: "Who has to measure? How old are you and how old are you? They yell at me, no big or small, and I'm not afraid that I will send you to reincarnation with a slap in the face."
"You dare not before summer comes." Wen Xi leaned back again, wondering if it was because of the stability of his soul body. He was a little more sensitive to temperature. When Pixiu wasn't around, he always felt cold. Be warm.
He put his hand on Pixiu's shoulder, couldn't help laughing when he heard his hiss, and sat down before Pixiu came to grab his hand.
Wen Xi changed the subject and asked, "How did you say this painting got into Taotie's hands?"
"You have to ask that grandson to find out." Pixiu groped his wrist and asked, "Do you still feel like someone is watching you during this time?"
Wen Xi shook his head and smiled at Pi Xiu: "You have strengthened the formation, and you take me by your side every day. With you, Taotie will definitely not dare to come."
"That's right." Pi Xiu's vanity suddenly swelled: "Taotie means eating better than me. If there is a fight, one can beat him three."
Wen Xi sat next to him for a while, and suddenly asked, "You are so powerful, how did he defraud you of your money back then?"
Pi Xiu froze for a long time and didn't utter a word. Wen Xi saw the old monster's face turning blue and white, and couldn't help but ask again, "Could it be that he took advantage of you because of your oversight?"
"Yes, he just took advantage of it," Pixiu said immediately.
Wen Xi stared at him for a while and seemed to accept the answer. He didn't continue to struggle with this issue, but he thought in his heart that he was indeed a reckless man who only spoke with his fists. He must have been sold and gave money to the people with joy. .
He murmured in his heart, and the sound of the bead curtain slamming sounded again. Monkey Si, who had performed a special mission, returned with honor, and handed over the important information transcripts that had sneaked into the school to be reviewed by the boss and the lady boss who complained.
Pixiu threw him a golden bean to send him away, holding the report card a little too scared to look at it.
"What are you afraid of?" Wen Xi snatched the report card from him: "I'll come if I don't dare to look at it. If his grades drop, I'll..."
Pi Xiu raised his brows: "What about you?"
Three days without the roof uncovered? Is raising small things a threat to people these days
"I won't let you hug me." Wen Xi turned her tongue, "Look at me working so hard to bring up his grades, I'm so tired that my soul is almost gone, why can't I complain a few words?"
Pi Xiu snorted coldly: "I didn't let you complain, but you can't share the merits. I'm surprised to see you being so serious."
Wen Xi was silent for a while and said, "I suspect that he was implicated by my Wen family when he was falsely accused of stealing."
"What do you mean?" Pixiu asked.
Wenxi: "I had a relationship with my grandfather in his study once, and he was considered a good candidate by my grandfather. Later, before Chunwei arrived at our house, he fell to the stage. It is impossible to say that people who are related to the Wen family should not be included in the list. If you do, you implicated him with an underhand trick."
Pixiu looked at him: "You are really soft-hearted, what if you don't? Aren't you wasting your energy?"
"I'm not afraid of being fake, but I'm afraid of being real. When I think that he may have ruined our future because of our family, I always feel guilty and uneasy, and doing this is just for peace of mind."
Wen Xi heard Pi Xiu smile.
The old monster hugged him upside down, sighed and said, "Hey, don't be a ghost. I'll take you to a monk to become a monk. Now the monk's treatment is pretty good, there are a lot of subsidies, and the practice is okay. Can get money."
He touched Wen Xi's hand and thought beautifully: "When the time comes, I'll set up a stall for you at the door of the restaurant, and the eminent monk will make divination and give orders. Twenty at a time, it is estimated that you can make a lot of money every day."
Wen Xi: …
He withdrew his hand indifferently, thinking that he couldn't expect any knowledgeable cultural fart from this assless man.
At night, Pi Xiu fell into a dream again, because Wu Zu finally squeezed into the top three in this week's test score, Pi Xiu rarely gave the student a kind and perverted smile.
Wu Zu was panicked by his laughter, he held the book to his chest and said, "Uncle, if you have something to say, don't laugh, I'll be scared when you laugh."
"What are you afraid of? Don't I look good when I smile?" Pi Xiu touched his face, thinking that the little thing made him laugh more last time, saying that he looked good when he smiled, why wouldn't he appreciate it when he came to this student boy
Wu Zu took a sigh of relief, looked at Pixiu for a while and looked at the paper in his hand, then swallowed his breath and said, "No, brother, you look handsome when you smile."
Pi Xiu felt relieved, sat across from him and said, "I have made progress in the exam this time, I am third in age, I will work hard and put your maths to the top. Next week's city-wide joint test, you will be in the first place. no problem."
Wu Zu: …
Why is the school's number one to the city's number one so reasonable? Does this brother think we are the only high school in the whole city
The student boy wiped his face and said sincerely, "Brother, I actually think it's good to be a waste."
Pi Xiu raised his brows: "I don't think so."
"I don't want you to think, I want me to think." Wu Zu stood up: "I'm very satisfied with the current situation! There is no problem with taking one exam. I'm really satisfied, brother, and I really tried my best in mathematics."
Pixiu glanced at him: "I think it's true that you try your best, and it's true that you don't try your best."
Wu Zu said quietly: "I still do the quizzes when I eat today, and Sister Suzhen came to say that I had worked hard, and gave me a bowl of lotus seed soup. Every time she brought a bowl of sea, if it was a wicked one, drink it. The lotus seed soup can kill their restaurant."
Pixiu: ...
You don't have to worry about going bankrupt just because of the big bowl of lotus seed soup, but it's too much to reappear as soon as you don't look at Jia Suzhen's sea bowl.
Boss Pi sneered and said, "Don't worry, even if a glutton comes, just drinking lotus seed soup will not go bankrupt."
Wu Zu nodded: "That's right. I don't think the restaurant owner looks like he is doing the restaurant as a legitimate business. It is probably one of his dens. When the limelight is tight, he will definitely run away."
Pixiu:
what den? Did you make it clear to Grandpa
The mother is an upright self-employed, and the country is a glorious taxpayer. Why is it not a legitimate business in your mouth
Wu Zu sighed: "Although he doesn't have the left blue dragon and the right white tiger, he looks like a spiritual leader. You said that if he commits a crime and runs away, what will Sister Su Zhen do? Will she be owed wages?"
Pi Xiu laughed angrily: "What if you owe your wages? Can you still take people back?"
"If Sister Suzhen is willing, it is not impossible for her to come to my house as a nanny." Wu Zu blushed: "I can listen to her singing at close range, and I can..."
Pi Xiu slapped his hand, shattering the boy's dream of spring and autumn.
Wu Zu raised his head and slapped the cold test paper randomly on his face, pulling him back to the cruel indifference of the world to face reality. It's impossible not to read the book, and it's impossible not to do the paperwork. Even if he dies and is buried in the ground, Pixiu will dig out this little bastard and write a question.
Pixiu looked at him and said coldly, "Don't say you're a waste, as long as you can afford a pen, you will learn from me."
He looked at this nasty thing to do the question, and couldn't help but think of what the little thing said, how can Boss Pi think that the children in this world can't all learn from Wenxi, actively want to go to school, want to read, pursue progress, and be moral, intellectual, and physical A good boy with all-round development? It is really more popular than dead people.
But think about it like this, Wu Zu's face is not good enough in beauty, or small things look good.
Boss Pi thought, staring at the student boy in front of him with a more serious expression.
Obviously, you can sleep at night looking at good-looking little things, but now he is here as a nanny for mortals.
He is so difficult.
One night, Pixiu came out of his dream, stared at Wenxi for a while, then stretched out his arms to put his arms around him and fell asleep. It was not until Gaozhao at noon that he went downstairs to see the business in the store.
Who knew that a few familiar monsters would smile at him when he got downstairs, and some people laughed while peeking at him, but when he saw it, he returned to indifference, not knowing where to sing.
Boss Pi entered the kitchen, washed a tomato and nibbled at it and asked, "Hey, do you know what's going on, why are the guests always smiling at me today?"
Ren Jiao smiled while weighing the pot: "You don't know yet? The Women's Federation's official account sent a photo of you and Wen Xi."
Pixiu was stunned for a moment, and the chewing in his mouth gradually stopped.
He frowned and took out his mobile phone to search for the official account, and the hand that clicked to view the push of the official account trembled slightly, as if he had foreseen the embarrassment of the content.
Title: To create a civilized and harmonious family, the monster model starts from me.
Pixiu breathed for a while, looking at the first photo that caught his eye, the tomatoes in his mouth suddenly became less sweet.
In the photo, Pixiu stood in the middle with a cold face, Wen Xi smirked and stood beside him, both of them holding the same sign.
Scarlet lettering on a gold background, writing—
harmonious family
The one with the most genuine smile in the whole photo is the little lotus flower from the Women's Federation, who has a bright smile and perfectly inherits the simplicity and honesty of the Hehe Erxian.
As for Wen Xi and Pi Xiu, their faces and hearts were at odds with each other.
Below the photo was written Pi Mou and his wife who appeared on the photo. The small Song script stabbed Pi Mou's eyes. His hand holding the mobile phone trembled slightly. It took two minutes to gather the courage to slide down. The two words hit his single heart severely.
Shouldn't, really shouldn't.
Why is Lao Tzu married again
Ren Jiao patted his shoulder to comfort him: "Let's talk, when you get married and treat guests, you should be generous when necessary, and don't wrong others."
Pixiu didn't speak, his fingers continued to slide down, and suddenly he said, "They said the little broom is my son."
Ren Jiao:
"What? Let me see." He leaned his head to look, and found that Pixiu had already clicked on a link to jump, and the blood-red title of the post was more dazzling than the zero score on the small broom paper.
In the thunderstorm of the demon world, why is the stepmother and stepson entangled? Is this what the so-called monster boss is? It's ridiculous.
No need to look closely, Ren Jiao could feel the oncoming blood and rain.
He closed his eyes and said faintly: "The fish only has seven seconds of memory, I can forget it soon, I can forget it soon, I..."
He grabbed the phone and said, "Damn your mother, it's so green on your father's head, which brat is posting randomly, your account is gone!"