When Pixiu went upstairs with dinner, he saw one big and one small sitting on the sofa watching TV, their homework was spread out on the table, and the pens were thrown aside, and the caps were not even closed.
"Have you finished your homework?" Pixiu put down the dishes, looked at the blank workbook, and raised his brows. He looked at the smiling broom, "Who told you to watch TV?"
The little broom was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously looked at Wen Xi.
Wen Xi sat on the side without looking at Pi Xiu, just put his hand on his stomach and repeatedly stroked, thinking about the origin of mankind.
Pi Xiu followed the line of sight of the small broom to look at him. Seeing that the little thing was acting strangely, he couldn't help but ask, "Did you eat something bad and have a stomach ache?"
He said to let the broom get out of the way, and he sat next to Wen Xi and released his demon power to check whether there was a problem with his soul again, but after reading it from head to toe, he only found that the little thing's soul was stable enough to accept his yang energy. .
Wen Xi looked up at him, and a smile suddenly appeared on his face.
Pi Xiu's heart skipped a beat at his laughter, and after a moment of shaking his head, his face became gloomy because of the panic and anger at this moment, and he made a vicious look and asked, "Why are you smiling? Is there money on my face?"
Wen Xi made a face, and then changed into a pitiful look. Seeing Pi Xiu's heart skip a beat again, he subconsciously grabbed his hand, but he touched something hard.
Wen Xi followed his movements and raised the phone in his hand, lighting up the screen for Pi Xiu to read the content on it, he lowered his eyes and said softly, "I know you were misunderstood with me, but although I A ghost, but also a man, how can he be treated as a woman, and…”
He bit his lip and squeezed his thigh to squeeze out two tears.
Horse, it hurts.
Although it hurt, Wen Xi still stared at Pi Xiu's gloomy face very dutifully and finished the next sentence: "It was also rumored that you have a child..."
Pi Xiu stared at the phone so dark that ink dripped from his face. He thought that after warning Feng Du so much last time, he would understand something and know what to post and what not to post.
The little thing lowered his head and stopped talking. Pixiu was stunned and didn't know what to say. He took the phone from his hand, got up and said, "I'll go out."
When the little broom saw that Pi Xiu was going out with his cell phone, he immediately stretched out his hand and tugged at the corner of his shirt and said, "I, mine!"
"Your cell phone?" Pi Xiu narrowed his eyes. "Have you finished your homework? The exam is due in two days. Why don't you study on your cell phone? Your classmates also play with your cell phone every day?"
"You! You!" The little broom trembled with anger, and didn't say a second word for a long time.
Pixiu: "What are you, don't repeat machine learning with that idiot Jingwei, I'm going out now, I'll be back later to check my homework!"
Wen Xi looked at him: "Are you going to find Emperor Fengdu?" He frowned: "Don't do it with others."
"Don't worry about it." Pi Xiu stood up and said with a cold face, "I promise not to make trouble."
Pixiu went downstairs to say hello, and the little electric donkey with the monkey spirit tucked away galloped away. The little yellow electric donkey galloped down the street, and with the blessing of the demon power, it quickly turned into a lightning bolt.
The little broom lay on the window and watched, wiping away his tears: "Dad, Daddy is gone."
He looked back at Wen Xi and muttered in a low voice: "What you said is useless, he still, let me do my homework..."
"It's alright." Wen Xi touched his hair, stood by the window and said with his eyes down, "Just write whatever you want, I can't let Ren Jiao write it for you."
Pixiu came back in the middle of the night. It was still the same small motorcycle, but there was a sack on his shoulder. A piece of red money fluttered down from the pocket and landed at the feet of the young man smoking on the street.
The young man picked it up and took a look, thinking that this thing is real or fake, but in a blink of an eye, another person appeared in front of him.
Taotie hugged the Jade Buddha and smiled at the young man, his eyes were eerily red in the moonlight: "Do you still want more money?"
Pi Xiu was in a hurry to go home and didn't notice that he lost the money. Wen Xi was stunned when he arrived at the restaurant and carried the sack upstairs. He looked at him and asked, "Don't you just knock people unconscious and carry them back?"
"No." Pixiu put the bag in the corner: "This is Feng Du's apology."
Wen Xi walked over and opened the tie, just glanced at it and closed it immediately.
Money, it's all money.
Wen Xi couldn't help questioning Pixiu: "You ride an electric bike across a district with a bag of money, aren't you afraid that someone will come and grab it?"
Pixiu took a sip of ice water and raised his eyebrows to look at him: "Who in this world would dare to rob me?"
Wen Xi was stunned for a moment, thinking that no one would think that Pi Xiuyi would boldly carry a sack of money across the market.
Taking advantage of his daze, Boss Pi called Su An, who had already gone to bed to read investment articles, on the phone.
When the abacus went upstairs and saw the sack of money, he was also stunned.
He turned back to look at the boss who was sitting on the sofa and just returned from a trip. Seeing the black bandit in his body, he couldn't help but sighed and began to worry about his future.
Still haven't escaped this robbery, his boss, Pixiu, finally chose to rob a bank as a way to make quick money.
Should I get an accounting certificate to prepare for my next job, so that my boss won't be caught off guard
"Deposit it in the bank tomorrow, and buy the wealth management product you said last time." Pi Xiu wiped his face with the towel handed over by Wen Xi, seeing Su An still looking at him strangely, and asked, "What's the matter? , what other questions?"
Su An hesitated to say anything. He wanted to ask the boss if he had cleaned up, but he was afraid that he would die faster if he knew too much. He hesitated and nodded and said, "I see."
Waiting for the people to leave, Pi Xiu said to Wen Xi, "The forum has no posts about you."
This was all Wen Xi expected. He leaned against Pi Xiu and took the initiative to fan him and said, "It doesn't matter, it's just that I'm afraid of ruining your reputation."
Pixiu saw that he did not speak.
Wen Xi shook his fan a few times and said, "The little broom has finished writing the homework. I read it, don't be angry."
"I'm not angry." Pixiu rubbed his brows. "If he doesn't want to write, just let him go. I'll take care of him at the end of the crane at the end of the term."
Wen Xi shook the hand of the fan for a while: "I think they said the little broom is your son."
"I look at the raised ones, so it's fine."
The bra pursed his lips and smiled: "I can't get old upstairs, like I don't know anything." He paused and moved closer to Pixiu, and the fragrance emanating from his bones immediately surrounded Pixiu.
"Do you have an extra cell phone, can you give me one so I can also look at those forums?"
Pixiu looked at him and wanted to laugh, thinking that the last move was waiting here. He tapped his fingers on his knees, leaned on the sofa and opened his hands, waiting for Wen Xi to lean over and hug him, the heat on his body was dissipated, and then he said lazily, "Got it, I'll get you one tomorrow. "
The next day, Tianxi got his new mobile phone and kept pressing it while lying on the bed. Pixiu returned to the cage and woke up, only to hear a crackling sound in his ears.
He turned his head to see that Wen Xi was playing seriously, and swallowed the words that were in his mouth. After lying down for a while with his eyes closed, Boss Pi washed up and got up, and said to Wen Xi who was still lying on the bed, "I'm going downstairs, I'll remember to drink medicine later."
Wen Xi responded, his eyes still on the phone.
There were a lot of guests in the afternoon. Su An called Wu Gui to carry a sack of money to the bank. He was absent, and Hou Wu, who had always been taciturn, sat at the cashier to help collect the money.
Pi Xiu went around the circle and went to the kitchen to get some food. He had a deep discussion with Ren Jiao on the education of the broom, and analyzed the future development route in many aspects.
Finally, I came to the conclusion that my little monster's biggest dream is to join the Sanitation Department and become a glorious sanitation worker.
Pixiu sighed while smoking: "Actually, it's not impossible. It's the same for any job, as long as he's happy."
"But I'm tired, I can't bear him to endure hardship." Ren Jiao also sighed.
The two old monsters sighed at each other, and before they finished smoking a cigarette, they heard a commotion outside. Pixiu pricked up his ears and his expression darkened immediately.
Ren Jiao also heard the voices outside, and couldn't help but smile: "Why are people coming to smash the place in the middle of the day?"
Pixiu put out the cigarette, stood up and walked out with a cold face: "Wrong, it should be buried in a hurry during the day."
A few spirited guys were sitting on the biggest table in the store, with stretched trousers and a tight T-shirt paired with Taobao's popular beanie shoes. The menu in Jia Suzhen's hand was knocked to the ground, and several mortal gluttons couldn't help but bow their heads. I dare not read more.
The monsters pretended to look around at the scenery, but in fact they all paid attention to the guy who came up to challenge the authority of the full-level boss. It has been one or two hundred years, and they have not seen this kind of high-energy face-slapping drama for one or two hundred years.
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Pixiu came out of the kitchen with a dark face, and all the monsters' eyes lit up. If they weren't worried about the old monster's accidental injury, their mobile phone cameras would be able to shoot Pi's face.
"You're the boss?" The guy in channel short-sleeved grinned at Pi Xiu, "We are from Brother Fei. We saw you coming home yesterday and picked up something from you."
He took out a red note from his pocket and tapped it on the table. Pixiu frowned, thinking that Feng Du was a bastard and he said he would not listen to the sackcloth bag.
"Thank you." Pi Xiu reached out to get the money, but the guy grabbed his wrist.
"There's a saying on the road, and it's good for those who see it." The young man smiled, "I think your shop is pretty good. Haven't you been enshrined here for so long?"
Pi Xiu raised his brows: "Offering?"
"In the past, the boss of this piece was picked by our brother Fei, and now this land is under the control of Brother Fei, and the previous offerings are ignored, and the current offerings are..."
The boy smiled and said nothing.
The monsters held their breath, thinking that they are barefooted and not afraid to wear shoes. After living such an old age, someone dares to take money from Pixiu, which is better than squatting in the toilet to pan for gold from excrement.
Pixiu also smiled: "I also have a saying here."
"What?"
Pixiu pulled out his hand and stood up straight and looked down at him: "It doesn't matter what you say, but you have to know which way."
The boy frowned: "What?"
"Huangquan Road."
As soon as Pixiu's voice fell, he lifted his leg and took a foot. He even took the chair out of the store, and turned two hollow somersaults in mid-air.
He looked coldly at the dazed guys still sitting at the table, and asked in a low voice, "Aren't you going to get out?"
Ren Jiao came out of the kitchen wiping his hands, and smiled with the guy who was sitting on the ground and fell into doubt about his life. The scar on his face was twisted and hideous.
With a smile, he stretched out his hand and pushed the guy's hair gel head: "If you don't inquire, you won't know who died in the hands of someone else, but you won't be allowed to reincarnate if you don't know."
Wen Xi was coming downstairs when he saw a mess in the hall. He subconsciously went to look for Pixiu's figure, and saw a flat-headed guy pulling a knife from his arms and slashing at the old monster.
"Pi Xiu!" Wen Xi's pupils shrank, the demonic lines on his face were fully revealed, and his feet shrank to an inch, and he only took a step to block Pi Xiu.
Pixiu reacted and turned around, and saw that the watermelon knife penetrated Wenxi's soul body and stabbed himself. There was a hole in his clothes, but the skin on the body below was not torn.
Wen Xi stretched out his hand to hold the knife that penetrated him, blinked his eyes, looked at the changing face of the guy in front of him, and pulled out the knife little by little.
He is a ghost, and this knife can't hurt him naturally.
But in the next second, the guy in front of him disappeared. Wen Xi was carried into his arms by Pi Xiu, the face covered with monster lines was covered, and the old monster slapped people away with a black face. The anger was uncontrollable.
The clear sky suddenly started to thunder, Ren Jiao changed his face and shouted at Pi Xiu, but to no avail.
A smile appeared on the face of the old monster surnamed Pi. All the monsters in the store were stunned for a moment, and then scrambled to run out.
Damn, if they don't run, they will die on social news for watching the fun!