The monkey fell into a long-lost silence.
If he didn't dispel Pixiu's idea of setting up a breakfast stall, it would be a matter of time before his brothers would fall into the dark, standing on the side of the road and shouting for a dollar and four at Wowotou.
Hou Da had already seen through Pi Xiu's ugly face of oppressing the landlord class capitalist. Even if he wanted to make money early to buy a house and find a girlfriend to save some money for his younger brother, the monkey spirit is also dignified.
Sun Wukong can hit the Tiangong, why does he have to sell wowotou on the street to hide from the city management
He will not sell wowotou even if he dies!
Hou Jing took a deep breath and pointed to the square outside the door where firecrackers were blaring gongs and drums.
"How could no one come? After a while, these old people will stop and leave, and we will still open the door to do business." Pixiu didn't pay attention to this group of people who were all thousand years old. That Sima Mian would have to lead a dog to arrest people, these old people have no other skills, but each one is better than the other.
Su An glanced at the excitement outside the door: "Boss, do you know what happened?"
"Yao Chi Xian and the Twelve Golden Immortals fight." Pi Xiu yawned, and then he heard the voice on the other side and said, "It has already reached the point of greeting each other's ancestors, and they will disperse when they are finished comparing their disciples and grandchildren."
Su An frowned: "Why did the two sides suddenly clash?"
"I know this question." Hou Erzhuo pulled his slippers over and raised his mobile phone and said, "The Supervisor's Office is going to hold a party of fairies and ghosts to celebrate the 70th anniversary of the Supervisory Office's establishment. It is said that it is the first meritorious reward."
"Is the merits made by his family? If you have it, you have it?" Pixiu took his mobile phone and took a closer look. He found that the event was divided into several stages. .
The most beautiful fairy, the most obedient fairy cub, the most beautiful pet, the strongest magic weapon...
Pi Xiu pointed his finger and saw the most handsome male fairy click in. As he expected, he saw his name, side by side with the ugly ghost Feng Du.
The number of votes below the key is not too low, but when you click on the comment, you can see that it is full of green grass.
"One sympathy vote."
"Actually, it can't be said that it is the fifth king of diamonds, but the marriage is a little worse."
"Tian Dao opened the door for him to make money and closed the window for his marriage."
Pixiu: …
He suddenly looked up at Monkey Er: "Is this registration done by myself or automatically by the system?"
"Automatically, all the monsters with heads and faces are on it." Hou Er was stunned by the boss's gaze, and immediately hid behind his brother, and said carefully, "Boss, don't be angry, look at the first reward, merit. Quite a lot."
There are indeed quite a lot of them, and only three female ghosts like Jia Suzhen can compare, but isn't this just bad money for betraying the color
Pi Xiu threw the phone back to Hou Er with a dark face, and rushed upstairs in anger, holding the phone in Wen Xi's puzzled eyes and pressing it randomly, sending voting links to all his prestige group Moments chat groups.
Get Rich: Links:…
Make a fortune: I, the most handsome male fairy, vote, fast.
Isn't it good for merit
Of course Xiang, Xiangde Pixiu has opened Taobao to see how to swipe this ticket.
But it is impossible to swipe votes. The supervisors have long expected that this group of unscrupulous fairies and monsters will cheat, and directly certified by the soul, a soul can only cast one vote per vote per day.
Mortals without souls are directly disqualified from voting, and they cannot even enter the website.
The mortal customer base in Pixiu’s hand was not useful, and no one took the order when he swiped the ticket. He sat on the bed with his mobile phone and hugged Wenxi angrily. After posting pictures and punching cards, Pixiu, the most handsome man, must debut in the C position.
Wen Xi: "How much merit can this vote award?"
Pi Xiu didn't raise his eyes: "A lot."
Wen Xi watched the messages on his mobile phone jumping non-stop, and took out his mobile phone and clicked in to find that he could vote too. He decisively voted for Pixiu and showed him the bullet box of the successful vote.
"So good." Pi Xiu was busy canvassing for himself, rubbing Wenxi's head perfunctorily, and giving him some yang energy.
On weekdays, Pixiu was notorious, and some little monsters didn't dare to fart when they heard his name. Looking at his ferocious photo, how dare they vote, and quickly swipe to find their brother.
"What about the merit ratio of surpassing me?" Wen Xi asked.
If he saves himself so that the old monster can get more merits, he can be considered to have paid back the grace of taking care of him during this time. An old ghost like himself should have a lot of merit, otherwise this stingy old monster wouldn't be willing to take care of himself like this.
Pi Xiu pressed the phone's movements for a while, and said vaguely: "Almost, I have to take you to Fengdu to find out the specific merits."
Wen Xi responded, thinking that it would definitely not be less.
Pixiu's canvassing work has come to an end, and some accounts should also be calculated.
He gave Wen Xi some yang energy and waited for him to fall asleep. Pixiu changed his clothes and went downstairs to sprint towards the cemetery with the bright yellow electric car in between. He ran through four traffic lights along the way, and Feng was sitting in the office with a monstrous aura. All smelled.
When the office door was kicked open, Feng Du kept a professional smile and looked at Pi Xiu: "Don't be angry, this matter is not my decision."
Pi Xiu's face darkened: "Tian Dao woke up again?"
"Woke up for a moment." Feng Du smiled: "Tell us to do an event and then fell back asleep."
Pi Xiu sneered: "Then he's very powerful, and merit is not his life? Why is he willing to deduct it now and give it away? It's still like a big wholesaler to give away so much?"
"A lot is given, but only a few people can get it." Feng Du made him a cup of tea: "The gods and monsters have lived too long, and their minds are too small, and there will be disputes over things like voting, and the contradiction between us will increase. If you are busy with infighting, mortals will be safer, isn't this what it wants to see most?"
Pi Xiu drank the cold tea in the cup: "An old man who has lived for thousands of years and tens of thousands of years is so anxious for a little merit, just like a mortal who will do anything to make money."
"Isn't that what it wants?" Feng Du stretched out his hand and pointed at the sky, "The longer you live like a human, the more karmic entanglements you have on your body, and one day, maybe it will become a human as it thinks. It's over."
There was a sudden thunderous sound outside the window, and the sunny weather had a faint meaning of turning overcast.
The smile on Feng Du's face remained unchanged, and he said with a good temper, "I'm just joking, why are you so angry? Go back to sleep."
Pixiu looked at him: "You dare to say anything."
Feng Du just looked out the window and dissipated with a gloomy smile and said, "There's nothing to be afraid of, but everyone knows that this is a trap, but they can't resist it, so they can only jump in according to its meaning. .not to mention… "
Before he finished speaking, Pixiu knew what the old friend meant.
The world no longer needs any fairy monsters.
The two looked at each other and calmed down, and Feng Du poured him another cup of tea: "Take a step and see, you don't need to worry about this kind of thing. Why didn't you bring Wen Xilai today? It's such a weather, it stands to reason that you are I can't leave him for a moment."
Pi Xiu raised his eyebrows: "Why did I take him out in such a big sun? If it gets sunburned, I won't stop crying."
Feng Du sneered: "Pi Shimei, I will still feel distressed."
"Come on, is it the mentally handicapped handsome man you reported to me?" Pi Xiu stared at Feng Du: "Either you give him the number one shady secret, or you can tell him his name."
Pixiu's dictionary doesn't have the word "lose", he wants to be first.
Feng Du spread his hands: "I can't do this. I only provide technical support here. The specific activity data monitoring is monitored by the supervisory office. I can tell you that they have borrowed all the listening this time. There is a bit of cheating behavior. It will be known immediately, and you will accept this heart."
Pi Xiu's face darkened: "What should I do then?"
"What should I do? Don't ask me, ask me to go first." Feng Du refreshed the page, ooh, and showed Pixiu Erlangshen, who was currently ranked first.
He was wearing a black overalls for the supervisor's office, buttoned up to the very top of the belt, and the iceberg face with the uniform was the perfect match for abstinence.
Feng didn't even need to open the comment area to know that it was like chicken flu. A piece of Awei chicken died. If it wasn't dead, it would still be calling me.
He looked at Pixiu and then at his phone: "You probably won't be able to do this, but you can do the opposite. If you don't get dressed, you will win."
Pixiu stared at him, clenched his fists to hold back the fight, and left in a rage with a demonic aura.
Feng Du was still shouting at the back, "Really, think about it, with your figure, it's cool, brother!"
Brother you mua!
Long live the old ancestor Pi, he never thought that he would fall to the point of canvassing votes by taking off his clothes. It is not just a vote, or a little merit, who cares
Boss Pi thought while rubbing his firm abs, he was really not uncommon at all.
He rode his motorcycle home, and found that the two groups of people in the square opposite had not stopped, the music was so loud, and there seemed to be fewer pedestrians on the road than usual.
Boss Pi glanced at the monkey spirit sitting in a daze at the door of the store, his heart skipped a beat, and he had a bad premonition.
"What are you doing sitting here?" Pixiu stopped and walked to the door, "Why don't you greet the guests?"
The monkey spirits sat at the door and shook their heads in unison. Hou Er shook his head while holding his mobile phone and said sadly, "I've listened to it three times that the Great Wall will never fall. Why hasn't my darling returned my message."
Su An greeted him with the account book: "Boss, there is no customer this morning, and the running water in the store is 0!"
Pi Xiu's face darkened again, and he couldn't even feel the chill in his body.
At this time, Ren Jiao came out of the backyard with a broom, and said loudly, "What's wrong with Laopi, the roosters in the backyard don't croak, and the hens don't lay eggs. This morning, I didn't say a single egg, and I didn't even drop a drop of shit. I'm getting constipated!"
Pixiu threw away the cigarette in his mouth and sneered: "Come on, all the monkeys in the store come with me."
Can't you sing and dance? Grandpa will let you dance the last dance of your life today.
Just one st dance!