The scorching sun in the sky is like fire, and the fighting spirit is strong on the ground.
Behind Pi Jiaozhu are the five-element flag monkeys one, two, three, four and five, and Ren Jiao, the left protector, walks side by side with him.
Before people arrive, demons arrive first.
Taiyi Zhenren sneezed, frowned and muttered: "What a heavy sea smell!"
"I smell it too." Immortal Yu Ding saw Pi Xiu rushing over with a black face as soon as he turned around, his scalp tightened and he quickly retracted the Immortal Sword in his hand and shouted, "The wind is screaming!!! The surnamed Pi is knocking the door. Here comes the ghost!"
The scene was extremely chaotic for a while, Pi Xiu coldly watched them turn off the sound and closed the formation, thinking about the lost customers in the store today, without a trace of pity in his heart, he only said lightly to the monkey spirit behind him: "The weather is cold. Now, it's time for Heavenly Court to take a look at the monkey."
The song stopped on the stereo, but Pixiu's phone was playing.
"Brother Monkey, you are really amazing..."
On the square, Pi Xiu had set up a barrier formation. The mortals outside couldn't find the monkey's tragedy here, and none of the immortals inside could escape.
When you close the door and let the monkeys go, Pixiu quietly appreciates the appearance of your monkey spirit ptsd attack.
The five monkey spirits removed their human forms, and the half-monkey and half-human appearance was exactly the same as that of Sun Dasheng who made a havoc in the Tiangong. After the havoc in the Tiangong, the immortals with serious monkey spirit ptsd had a blank brain for a while, and shouted that the monkey is coming, the monkey is coming. to run around in the square.
"Yes! There's monkey hair! I have asthma! I'm dying!"
"Why the hell have five monkeys???"
"Why are there still monkeys that can become sperm! Grandpa Monkey! Don't come here!!"
The immortals who fled everywhere once remembered the fear of being ruled by the monkey spirit that day, and then realized that when he took out the magic weapon and prepared to counterattack, Pixiu's mobile phone had switched to Dare to ask where he was.
Boss Pi closed it when he saw it, and with a snap of his fingers, all the monkey spirits returned to him, and turned into a human again. Ren Jiao put down the phone he was holding and nodded at Pi Xiu: "It's all recorded."
The immortals were panting, and the real Puxian shouted: "Pixiu! If you have something to say, what are you doing with the monkey!"
Pi Xiu glanced at him: "You practice dancing well, why are the speakers so loud?"
"That's because these old ladies started first!"
As soon as the real Puxian said these words, Chang Xi, the leader of the fairy godmother, Taiyin, akimbo began to scold: "Bah, who dragged the sound over and put it first? If you have the ability to sing and be a good man, you don't have the ability to do it, right? ?"
"That's why you dance here first!"
"That's the red silk crossing the border, and we didn't do it on purpose!"
"Fart! That red silk slapped Lao Tzu on the face. You told me it wasn't intentional? Let me tell you, I've already called my disciples and grandchildren! Waiting for them to come!"
"Shameless, you thought you would make a phone call, didn't you? None of you will be able to escape when the Queen Mother of the West arrives later!"
The veins on Pixiu's head jumped, he took a deep breath, and said angrily, "I don't care why you fight or fight, I'll get the hell out of here now!"
The immortals paused and said in unison, "No way!"
Ren Jiao wondered: "Why? Isn't there a square for you to practice elsewhere? I think the People's Square in the city center is good."
Fairy Bixiao, one of the Three Heavens, hurriedly explained: "Our program will use magic, and naturally we can't let mortals see it. If you practice in a square that mortals often go to, it will be a trick, but it will affect their daily life. life, was found by the Supervision Office to be fined for re-education.”
The place where Pixiu lived was originally a combination of human, monster, urban and rural areas. Humans, monsters and ghosts were mixed. Some spirits and monsters gathered here. There were far fewer mortals than other places.
But there are too many monks and few porridge, and there are too many people and few places. All the fairies and fairies fell in love with this square. They bumped into each other early in the morning. The slap in the face of the red silk broke the false pretense of calmness and hypocrisy.
Ren Jiao lowered his voice and reminded Pixiu: "This land is not yours, it's useless to be angry. Drive them away carefully and the supervisor will pay a fine."
Pixiu remained silent.
Ren Jiao persuaded again: "As the saying goes, if you can't beat them, join them, and you also jump to participate in the activities. If you can also make a fortune, won't you kill two birds with one stone?"
"Impossible!" Pixiu exclaimed.
Being able to endure to participate in the vote of the most handsome male fairy is his limit. He must not participate in this sunset red opera for the elderly. Even if he may be older than the gods here, it does not prevent him from having a young and motivated person. Heart.
Ren Jiao thought to himself that this was impossible. With his surname Pi, he secretly started to practice the show when he went back, like the challenge of not shitting for 100 days, it was tailor-made for Pi Xiu.
If the wonderful show does not work, the song and dance show is not impossible.
Laopi is blessed with a ferocious appearance, and no one believes that he is not a spiritual leader. At that time, the tight T-shirt, the trousers, the peas, and the shoes poked on the stage, and howled and howled to draw a dragon with me on the left.
Ren Jiao blocked all his fish scales, absolutely no one dared to be uneven and draw a rainbow with his right hand.
"Actually, it's not impossible for the society to shake." Ren Jiao couldn't help but said, "You can't waste your personal image and waste your tendon."
Pixiu was puzzled, why are they thinking about his body today
Feng Du let him off, and Ren Jiao let him dance. Long live the old demon is really not like this.
"Pixiu, what the hell are you doing here?" Puxian really endured the fear of monkeys and took a step forward, shouting at Pixiu: "We're going to practice dancing, hurry up and take your monkey away!"
Pixiu frowned and was about to start when he heard a dog bark.
Erlang Shen tore open the blindfold and the roaring dog came in. He was still wearing the damn black supervisor's uniform, with the silver buttons meticulously fastened.
Pixiu glanced at Sanyanwa, and then at the arrogant roaring dog beside him, who was also wearing a black shirt with silver embroidery.
Really like a dog.
Pixiu looked at the roaring dog, and then looked at the five monkeys behind him, thinking that the monkeys were more human than dogs, how could these five monkeys change their shape and couldn't compare to the roaring black dog
"My good apprentice!" Reality Yuding saw the apprentice coming, and immediately greeted him with the contemptuous eyes of the fairies, "You're finally here, if you don't come, Pi will let the monkey bite us. !"
The monkeys glanced at the fat man Yu Ding was all over, and thought it would be okay, after all, it wouldn't be worth it if he went down to three highs.
Erlang Shen glanced at Pi Xiu, walked over and asked, "What's going on?"
Pixiu pointed to the two speakers on the ground: "One speaker on one side is banging on each other, and the nearby residents are very annoying, so they came to justice."
"I know this. There were five reports just now that it was noisy here."
Erlang Shen glanced at the five monkey spirits behind his eyelids, and the roaring dog standing next to him immediately barked his teeth at the monkeys, saw them trembling and ducked back before he smiled and said, "Oh, it's not the same as Sun Monkey, not at all. Can't help but frighten."
"Don't make trouble." Erlang Shen pulled the roaring dog behind him to cover it, looked at Pixiu and asked, "Is it a descendant of Sun Wukong?"
Hou Dayi raised his hand and interjected: "I'm sorry, his old man insisted on DINK and didn't save any seeds."
Pi Xiu raised his eyebrows: "You can have a baby with Sun Wukong, you dare to think about the three-eyed baby."
"Just ask." Yang Jian said that his third eye suddenly opened, turned around on the five monkeys, and closed it again, then cleared his throat and said, "I will handle the matter here."
Pi Xiu was reluctant: "What should I do? It seems that they mean to practice here. There was not a single customer in the store this morning. In a few days, I have a family and a family, but I can't survive?"
Yang Jian raised his eyebrows: "Then what are you going to do?"
The roaring dog hid behind him and whispered: "I want you to lose money, what else do you ask?"
Pixiu crossed his arms and said, "I'm not that wicked."
Really
All the eavesdropping gods wanted to ask, but no one dared to speak.
"It's better for everyone to come and have breakfast at my place before dancing here, so that they can jump around when they are full." Pixiu said it as it should be, without any conscience.
Hou Da stood on the side, dumbfounded, he was rushing the group of immortal officials to run around like a monkey show, why can't he escape the fate of selling breakfast as a steamed bun
Damn why
Ren Jiao applauded Pi Xiu in his heart, as expected of a wicked high-caliber student who has studied for an MBA in Yokai University, who can tell the bullshit that a group of old people who have been fast for thousands of years will be fed and exercised without changing his face.
Pi Xiu's face was calm, and he even smiled at the group of immortal officials and fairies behind Erlang who dared not speak.
He really likes this kind of small expression that looks unhappy at him and can't kill him, so he can only be angry in his heart.
"Why, don't you want to?" Pi Xiu raised his eyebrows as he looked at Guangchengzi, who was standing behind him, "I don't want this money?"
The male immortal officials did not want to lose face in front of the female immortals, and the female immortals did not want them to see jokes, so they all nodded and said they were willing. After all, people with the surname Pi are not easy to mess with, and they were also the target of detours in parallel with Taotie.
Although he is now an honest person who is green, it does not mean that he does not knock on the door.
The two sides reached an agreement, and Pixiu was satisfied and took the monkey away.
Master Yuding looked at Yang Jian with a look of hatred: "Why didn't you speak for me just now?"
"I received five complaints this morning. What do you want me to say?" Yang Jian pulled the roaring dog and asked him to say hello to the real person Yuding.
"Little Tian," Master Yu Ding touched the head of the roaring dog, and raised his eyebrows when he saw Yang Jian: "Do you know how hard it is for me to pull your uncles and uncles for this performance? Unlike you, you can get merit by that vote."
Yang Jian frowned: "What vote?"
The real person Yuding took out his mobile phone and showed him: "That's it, you are the most handsome male fairy now. We Xiaotian are also among the most beautiful pets, but there are not many votes."
Seeing his photo, the roaring dog shouted that he was ugly and wanted to grab the phone. Erlang Shen pressed him into his arms and stared at the phone, his face getting darker and darker.
No, Xiaotian shouldn't have so few tickets!