Pixiu felt that he should comfort the old friend, but he remembered that now Pi Jubao was his cheap son, and Ren Jiao wanted the old fish to eat the tender grass to look after himself. broom.
The unhappiness in my heart began to spread immediately, and the eyes gradually became unkind.
Although Pi Jubao is a broom, he only wants to be a sweeper in the Sanitation Department in the future, but he is also a civil servant in a state unit. Coupled with his identity as a father, being with a fish king is really a bit wronged.
Boss Pi began to remain silent, the estrangement between brothers was brewing, but the sliding door of the kitchen was suddenly opened, and Nezha stood at the door with his arms crossed, smiling at them both.
As the saying goes, those with bare feet are not afraid of wearing shoes, and those with bald heads are not afraid of losing their hair. Boss Pi, who has finally gained some assets now, saw this ghost looking worried, and stared at him and said coldly, "Tang won't accept it. Unlimited refills and half price for the second bowl."
"It's not because of the soup." Nezha sniffed and frowned, "It smells fishy."
Ren Jiao turned his back to him and clenched the spatula in his hand, feeling that Nezha might die if he shoveled.
Pixiu: "What's the matter? The back kitchen is not something that guests can enter casually."
Nezha spread his hands: "Don't be so nervous, I just want to ask Old Ancestor Pi about something." He walked slowly into the kitchen, picked up the tomatoes on the table and took a bite: "I heard that Li Jing was here yesterday?"
"Tomatoes, two dollars." Pi Xiu swapped out the QR code on the phone for the payment: "Pay first."
Nezha tutted and said while scanning the code, "He came over and took away the person you want, don't you want to teach him a lesson?"
"I'm sorry, but I'm a law-abiding good citizen. I support the law enforcement actions of the Supervision Office very much, and have no interest in participating in other people's family conflicts." Pixiu threw him two cherry tomatoes to make up after confirming the payment. difference.
"What's this called a family conflict? You want to leave that bird to fight roundworms for Pi Shaodi. I can help you catch the bird back for you, and make sure that the horses attached to him are also cleaned up."
Pixiu: "Wait, who is Pi Shaodi?"
Nezha: "Your wife added my prestige, and he told me that this is the name of the little broom."
Pixiu: ... Ma, isn't this a shameful name
When Ren Jiao heard him call the broom, he couldn't help sneering: "The third prince is so talented, how are you going to deal with people?"
Nezha smiled: "The lotus root in the pond is almost fertilizer. I think the body with demonic power is the most suitable. What do you think? When the lotus root is born, I will send a car to your store without money."
Pixiu refused with tense moves, refusing to use the three words of money, and almost exhausted all his strength.
Raising his finger and pointing to the door, Boss Pi whispered, "Go away, we are not a black shop."
Nezha didn't move: "I can help you get a place for reincarnation, and let the two ghosts in your store jump in the queue. You can decide the time of reincarnation, and the people who are reincarnated can also move around within the range."
Holding his arms, he was certain that Pixiu would not reject this condition, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Is this sincerity enough?"
"What are you doing?" Pixiu was silent for a long time, but his heart was still moved.
Nezha smiled slightly: "Of course I want to make Li Jing unlucky."
"You can't involve other monsters, you can't cause people's lives, and you can't affect your merits." Pixiu paused, thinking that he was still at a loss, and asked for a little more: "Add another truckload of lotus root."
Nezha frowned: "Pi, do you think I'm really good at talking?"
"Then a tricycle."
Nezha closed his eyes, suppressed the desire to break his clothes, and simply nodded: "Deal. I'll let you know when the time comes."
Pixiu asked again: "What are you going to do?"
Nezha thought for a while and said, "It's probably just enough to beat him with a sack. You don't have to worry. I believe that with the strength of the ancestors, even Master Guanyin would not be afraid."
Pixiu: …
But he didn't mean to touch Master Guanyin in reality either.
Nezha turned and left: "That's it."
Pixiu signaled him to get out of the way, and if there is nothing to do, don't contact us any more, and it's best not to pick up the drift bottle.
"By the way, I'll take Pi Shaodi directly to the school." Nezha leaned back against the door and raised two fingers towards Pi Xiu: "You should have noticed that there are two groups of people watching outside the store. ."
Pi Xiu's face was black: "You still use your lotus root doll to talk nonsense?"
Nezha pursed his mouth, glanced at Ren Jiao, and his finger suddenly turned into one. Before all the scales appeared on Ren Jiao's face, he closed the door and left quickly.
Ren Jiao was so angry that he spit bubbles in his mouth, and every word he said echoed: "Fortunately, I am not a dragon. If I were a dragon, then he would be dead."
Pi Xiu thought to himself that fortunately you are not a dragon, otherwise, Nezha, the expert in killing dragons, would let you stand here with your head and tail? After all, he was a bloodthirsty man who was called Dalonghu and was permanently blocked by Didi Dalong Transportation Company.
But as for the two groups of people outside the store he mentioned...
Pixiu washed his hands and carried the soup bucket out to let Housan serve soup to the guests. He wiped his hands and went up to the second floor, calling Wenxi who was still asleep.
"What time is it?" Wen Xi was half hugged and half carried into the bathroom to wash her face and brush her teeth. When she was hugged and sat on the window sill, she came to her senses and pulled the window to ask, "What are you doing?"
Pixiu lowered his voice and leaned into his ear and said, "I'll tell you the secret formula now, you jump from here, there are people in the grass on the left side of the door and the trash can on the right side, listen to what these two groups of people are saying? "
Wen Xi wondered: "Why don't you go by yourself?"
"I have to stay in the store to attract their attention. If I don't see them, maybe they will find out." Boss Pi said and took out a jade carving Pixiu from his pocket and put it on Wenxi's neck: "I'll know when I'm in danger. Be careful not to disturb them."
Wen Xi turned his head and glanced at the ground, estimated the height of the building, and couldn't help but say, "I jump from here, not to mention falling to my death, my legs will also break."
Pi Xiu frowned: "I've never heard of a ghost who can fall to his death and break his leg. If he really breaks his leg, I'll carry you."
Wen Xi rolled his eyes, and after listening to Pi Xiu recite the invisibility spell, he recited it again. After confirming that he was invisible, he opened the curtains and opened the window, turned over, and fell to the ground gently, turning a hollow somersault in the middle.
The difficulty factor is 9.9, and the degree of completion is 9.9.
Wen Xi was also stunned when he landed. Is it really like flying like a ghost? He looked at his hand and jumped in place again, thinking that this is not bad
After standing under the sun for a while, Wen Xi floated silently to the grass on the left by the **** wind. He circled the entire grass twice, not to mention the figure, not a single hair was seen.
The old monster lied to himself? Wen Xi couldn't help shaking his head, thinking to lie to himself and make no money, the old monster wouldn't do such a boring thing. Just as he turned to leave to look at the trash can, he suddenly heard a sigh.
The whole ghost was so frightened that it floated into the air, and when he looked back, he still couldn't see a figure.
But at this time, the grass moved a bit, and two branches stretched out like human hands and scratched the leaves, scolding: "You motherfucker, shit on Lao Tzu's head again."
Moon Hee:…
There are all kinds of strange monsters, and nature really has you.
The grass monster stood in autism for a while, Wen Xi didn't wait for it to say the second sentence, he sat cross-legged in the air and wondered if the plant monster didn't like to talk
He touched his pocket, and happened to find a piece of hard candy.
Shall it be smashed? It's not good to have a reaction.
Wen Xi circled around its head a few times, looking for a suitable angle to throw the candy, but after turning two circles, he heard a crisp voice behind him.
"Sister Suzhen!"
As soon as Wenxi turned around, he saw Wu Zu, who was riding a red shared bicycle, and Jia Suzhen, who ran out of the store at some point.
The two are happy to meet each other on a narrow road, holding wowotou in their hands.
Jia Suzhen stuffed the students with a bag of five wowo heads and a thermos bottle of tonic soup. Wen Xi was afraid that Wu Zu would drink all the tonic in one go and have nosebleeds.
The two of them were probably afraid of being discovered by Pixiu, so they both bent over and hid behind the grass and talked with a cat. Sitting cross-legged in the air, Wenxi could see clearly, and had a panoramic view of Wu Zu giving Jia Suzhen Saichuanbei loquat paste.
The horse's, it's just to send some fruit and throat lozenges, just like Zhang Sheng met Cui Yingying secretly.
The grass demon shook for a while, and seemed to be very unhappy with the contrived conversation between the two, but thought that he was a pile of grass and held back his attack.
Wen Xi weighed the candy in his hand, thinking whether to throw it now or not
"Sister Suzhen, are you recruiting summer workers in your store?"
Wen Xi was stunned when he heard the words, and lowered his head to look at Wu Zu.
"Why are you asking this? Don't you want to travel after the college entrance examination?" Jia Suzhen asked.
Wu Zu shook his head: "I want to work in the store and earn some pocket money."
In fact, making money depends on the back, mainly so that you can see Sister Suzhen every day!
"I'll ask you when the time comes." Jia Suzhen's mood suddenly dropped, urging Wu Zu to go to class quickly. After watching the student boy walk away on a two-wheeled vehicle, he returned to the store with Chuanbei loquat paste.
Then Wen Xi heard the scolding from the grass monster after a long absence.
From lovers to puppy love, from puppy love to sister and brother love, from sister and brother love to leather repairing an old thing, the beam is not right and the beam is crooked, the grass is full of flowers, the tongue is like a lotus, and the words are made. The old sow wears a bra one set after another Set, scolded Pixiu for being inexhaustible.
Wen Xi laughed angrily when she heard it, thinking what kind of thing are you, even with the green grassland on your head, dare to say that the old thing is not good
Before he could attack, the grass monster scolded again: "I'm just like Taotie, if it weren't for Taotie, I would..."
A dog suddenly ran up at the intersection, and in the scolding of the grass demon, it lifted its hind legs and spread a joy beside the grass monster.
The reverberation echoed around the beam.
Wen Xi: …
The squatting grass demon roared loudly, your mother, stood up and hugged the grass pile on her body and ran away, followed by the dog barking.
Wen Xi floated in the air and stared at him, thinking that the green-headed monster's legs were fucking long.