Wen Xi chased the green-headed monster for a while, and suddenly his neck tightened and he was held in place. He looked down and saw that the jade carving Pixiu, which was put on by Pi Xiu himself, was swaying and flashing, reminding himself not to do any more. chased.
"Don't let me out?" Wen Xi frowned and moved the jade Pixiu around his neck, and said in a low voice, "Like a dog chain, the old thing is really troublesome."
Don't let him go out, don't go out, anyway, there is another one over the trash can.
Wen Xi turned and floated towards the trash can, and found that several aunts with red armbands were already surrounded by them.
He floated in the air to observe for a while, and found that it was just the aunt of the mortal neighborhood committee, who was here to supervise whether the residents who threw garbage had properly sorted their garbage.
Wen Xi pinched her nose and turned around in front of several trash cans, but found no trace of strange monsters.
He couldn't help staring at the trash cans that looked unclean. Could it be the same as the green grass? Are these three trash cans also monsters
Wen Huaiyu, who has been in fine clothes and food since childhood, felt suffocation like an upper respiratory tract infection. Why can the trash can become fine? Is it because eating garbage to a certain level unlocks the achievement of becoming an immortal
A few aunties stood in front of the trash can, staring at the person who came to throw the trash. They treated both monsters and mortals equally, and asked together, "What kind of trash are you?"
A young man carried the garbage and said reluctantly: "Trash cannot be recycled."
Hou San followed behind with two large bags of garbage and quickly replied, "Wet garbage and dry garbage!"
The aunties opened the garbage bags to analyze the ingredients and released them after confirming that there were no mistakes. Hou San worked hard and dragged the two large bags to the garbage can. Wen Xi saw that he was struggling to hold it, and tried to take a breath to help him remove the garbage on the ground. Drag the bag up a bit.
Inexplicably, Hou San felt that the garbage bag was light, but he looked back and found nothing.
He frowned and weighed the garbage bag in his hand, it was indeed a little lighter. Looking on the ground, the garbage bag is not leaking, right? Could it be that some hungry ghost ate the garbage
It stands to reason that the hungry ghosts will not run out of the garbage collection.
Hou San remembered that there was indeed a hungry ghost who was admitted to the hospital last week because he ate harmful garbage, and then took advantage of Yaoxian Buddha to accidentally run out, but he has not been caught yet.
In fact, there is nothing wrong with keeping a hungry ghost in the store, and you don't have to run away to throw garbage.
No matter if you are dry or wet, as long as it can be eaten, it is good garbage.
Monkey San looked around, but still found no trace of the hungry ghost, so he could only give up temporarily and threw two large bags of garbage into the trash can.
Just as the dry garbage was put into the bucket, Hou San suddenly heard an ouch.
When his monkey hair stood up, his tail was almost scared out.
He stared at the dry trash can, thinking that there really isn't a hungry ghost in the trash bag. Although the hungry ghost is thin, this group of rice buckets can eat anything with one mouth, which is even scarier than the Cantonese.
It's not enough for them to swallow such a hairy monkey.
Wen Xi watched Hou San suddenly take the trash can and take three steps back in the air, subconsciously approaching to know what happened, but the trash can in front of him suddenly began to shake violently.
Depend on!
Wen Xi subconsciously clenched the Pixiu pendant around her neck.
"What are you doing?!" The aunt suddenly drank violently, and the shaking trash can paused, but shook more violently.
The normal monkey's reaction is to run, but Hou San was stunned by the roar of the aunt, and leaned against the wall with a bag of wet garbage, his legs were a little weak.
Wen Xi circled in the air a few times, and found that it was not the trash can shaking, but something in the trash that wanted to come out, so it was shaking. He narrowed his eyes and seemed to see two cyan pliers.
"What did you throw in it?" The red armband aunt came over aggressively and asked Housan, who was already pale, and asked, "Did you sneak something into the garbage bag just now?"
Hou San is desperate: "What am I stuffing? I have nothing in my pocket, and I have nothing to do!"
Aunt: "Why did the trash can be like this when you didn't do anything? It was fine before you threw it away. You must have thrown something away!"
An aunt walked towards the trash can and said in her mouth, "I want to see what you put in it!"
"Hey!" Wen Xi stretched out his hand in the air to stop him, but he was still a step behind.
The entire trash can was suddenly torn apart, and the rubbish inside was scattered like a goddess scattered flowers, hanging on the aunt.
Wen Xi swallowed and was about to go back to the store to call Pi Xiu when he saw the old man had come over with a dark face.
Hou San looked at the burly body of the boss, and never felt that he was so upright and tall.
"boss!"
Hou Sandu put on a crying voice, pointed to the trash can and said, "Yes... there are ghosts!"
"Don't talk nonsense, boy! Where does the new society come from! Feudal superstitions are not fashionable now!" The aunt threw the garbage on her head aside, and put her iron hand into the trash can ruthlessly. It became a fine green-skinned crab.
Pixiu: …
Wen Xi: …
China's most powerful auntie family really lives up to its reputation!
Monkey San burst into tears in fright and stared at the big crab with wide eyes.
"Hey, it's quite heavy." The aunt called the good sisters to help, and completely lifted the crab, which is a circle bigger than the turtle, from the trash can and put it on the ground.
Wen Xi floated to Pi Xiu's side and fell, leaning on him and asking: What should I do? Does it matter if mortals catch him? "
Pixiu didn't respond, just staring at the big crab and thinking.
Wen Xi stretched out his hand and waved it in front of him. The old monster still didn't respond. With a flash of inspiration, he wondered if the effect of the invisibility spell is still there, so the old thing can't see or hear me
He suddenly became courageous and said to Pixiu, "Old monster, cheapskate, you look like you owe you $2,580,000 with a fierce face all day long, don't you know how to make money with a smiling face?"
"If the young master is still alive, the shop of a stinky boss like you will not look good." Wen Xi leaned forward and made a face at Pi Xiu, hummingly said, "That is, this young master can bear you. This stinky temper, someone else is taking advantage of you as an ice pillow every day, and I have been fighting with you for a long time, you…”
Pi Xiu glanced over, and Tong Wenxi looked straight.
Wen Xi suddenly calmed down, her expression stiffened on her face, and she pouted for a long time: "mua~?"
Pi Xiu smiled, a sincere smile that made Wen Xi fall into an ice cellar and disappeared without a trace. The old monster didn't even think about catching him, just stared at the direction he was floating and hooked the corner of his mouth.
Hou San stood aside, only to see his boss suddenly smiling wickedly into the air, he subconsciously held the garbage bag in his arms tightly, and asked tremblingly, "Boss, what are you laughing at?"
Pixiu's expression immediately recovered, and he looked at him indifferently: "What's going on?"
Hou San staggered over and said carefully, "It seems like a hungry ghost has run out."
Boss Pi frowned, looked at the huge crab surrounded by the aunts, and looked at Hou San, who was not a clever boy, and asked in a low voice, "Your hungry ghost looks like a crab?"
"Then..." Monkey paused for a while, carefully assuming a bold statement: "What if it ate too much garbage and mutated? Wasn't the monster in the Han River just an ordinary fish before..."
Pixiu sighed: "The hungry ghost is a hungry ghost that eats a ton of garbage, and at most it is a hungry ghost that is full. It is impossible to become this big green crab."
The aunties gathered around the crabs and touched where to touch them, discussing whether the crabs in the trash can be eaten or not, and they were taken out of the trash can. Don't eat it, such a big piece of meat must be a lot, and it is also a waste.
It's really tasteless, it's a pity that it's tasteless and discarded.
"If you want me to say, go home and keep it in a pot for a few days. When the dirty things are spit out, put it in the pot and make a pot of spicy crab. Anyway, those spices can also be sterilized. If you make it a little more spicy, there will be no problem!"
Auntie looked at the two big pincers of the crab, and she was satisfied no matter how she looked at it, and felt that it weighed a pound.
An uncle slapped his thigh: "No way, this crab is outrageous. What if it's a genetically modified one? I read the news and said that genetically modified ones can't be eaten, and people will die."
"That's right, if it's edible, why did others throw it away, and throw it in the wrong trash can and put it in the dry trash."
After a few aunts discussed it, they held down the aunt who wanted to eat, and a few people carried the big crab and threw it directly into the non-recyclable trash can.
Hou San quickly took the opportunity to throw away the wet garbage and prepare to go back to the store, but Boss Pi held him on the shoulder.
"Wait." Pixiu glanced at the rubbish on the floor, and the aunts and uncles, who were locking the trash can, pulled Hou San to the corner, and waited for everyone to walk away before returning to the scene of the crime. .
The two monsters were standing in front of the trash can. Hou San looked at the big words "unrecyclable" on it, and suddenly had a bad premonition, and he predicted that his bad premonition would come true.
Sure enough, Pixiu moved.
He trotted forward with a left hook and a right hook, the lock on the trash can was dangerous!
With just two punches, the lock on the trash can was smashed to the ground, and the lid of the bucket was lifted open by Boss Pi, revealing the big green-skinned crab inside that was cursing the old woman.
The big crab looked up at Pixiu, and then at Monkey Three with a mouth on one side.
Crab: "Help close the door, thank you."
Hou San grabbed the boss: "Boss, eldest brother, master, it's not necessary, it's really unnecessary, it's not that we don't have money, we still have brother arrogant, he's your son-in-law, and the family makes aquatic products. If you don't want any crabs, let's There's no need to hang yourself in this trash can!"
Pixiu waved his hand, stared at the crab in the trash and asked, "Are you coming out on your own, or do you want Lao Tzu to bring you out?"
Crab was silent for a while, then closed the trash can lid forcefully, rejecting Pixiu's two proposals.
Hou San looked at the trash can and the boss again, and had a bad feeling in his heart.
Boss Pi sneered and snapped his fingers. The entire non-recyclable garbage began to shrink, and finally flew into Hou San's arms.
"Take it." Pixiu opened the way back to the museum, Hou San followed closely behind, moving very laboriously, and asked why the boss didn't come by himself.
Pixiu sensed Wenxi's position and slowly spit out a word.
"dirty."