When the monkey brothers raised a green-skinned crab from the trash can in front of Su An, Su An tried his best not to scold him.
The green-skinned crab is still spitting bubbles and scolding, with such a slap in the face, we won't scold others, but scold the poor neighborhood committee wife...
Suan: …
He leaned on the table and asked tiredly, "Is this thing the boss wants to get back?"
Hou San nodded: "The boss said to keep it first, spit it out before killing it."
"This is a monster, kill it..." Su An said with a sigh, and realized that the crab spirit living in the trash can must be a black household without a registered permanent residence. Even if it was made into a table meal, no one would know.
This old monster is really a wild boar that can't eat fine chaff. He's used to living a hard life in the past, and now his life is comfortable and he has to rummage through the trash.
"What do you want?" Monkey San wondered.
Su An waved his hand, just sighed and said, "Carry it down, there is a big bathtub in the backyard, just keep it in it."
After he finished speaking, he glanced at the trash can whose lock was broken. He only felt that the pressure of life was really everywhere, and he quickly instructed: "Remember to return the trash can when no one is paying attention. There is no such thing as a non-recyclable trash can.”
The monkeys responded and took the crab to the backyard. Unexpectedly, their boss was standing in the backyard and looking up at the tree.
Wen Xi sat on the branch and didn't dare to come down, Pi Xiu didn't speak, just raised his head and stared at him, and told him to cover himself with leaves and he was flustered.
The monkeys came over with the crabs, Pixiu glanced at them, and with a wave of his hand, a large wooden basin filled with water appeared out of thin air.
"Put it in," Pixiu said.
The green-skinned crab became quieter when it entered the water basin, and the scolding sound was a little distorted. Bubbles continued to rise to the surface. Pixiu waved his hand again. up, it was quiet.
"Go ahead, I have something to ask."
Pixiu sent the monkey away, and then turned to look at Wen Xi who was looking at the tree curiously, and asked, "Aren't you coming down yet?"
"No." Wen Xi grabbed the tree trunk, shook his head, and retracted.
Pi Xiu sneered, stopped looking at him, let out a demonic energy all over his body, and directly reached out to lift the crab in the basin: "I'm asking you, do you understand?"
The crab's legs were swayed in the air by the demonic energy, and he immediately calmed down. Pixiu asked, "Who asked you to come?"
"I myself..."
Pixiu swayed the crab for a while, but the force was too strong, and with a click, the big pincers separated from the crab body, and the big crab fell into the basin again, splashing water.
Wen Xi: …
Pixiu: …
Wen Xi probed and asked, "Is it... still alive?"
Pixiu squatted down and held the other pliers: "Ask again, who asked you to come."
The crab hurriedly said: "It's the fat one! The fat one! It made me come here!"
"What do you want to do?" Pixiu asked.
Crab: "Let me stare at you, report what you did in the day, who you met, and pay attention to which monsters you met."
Pixiu: "And then what?"
"It's gone." Crab was afraid that he wouldn't believe it: "It's really gone."
Pixiu stared at him for a while before putting him back into the basin: "Do you know what to say and what not to say?"
Crab nodded quickly: "I know."
Pixiu: "What the fat will tell you in the future, let me know as soon as possible."
With a cold face, he covered the crab's back with his hands, and a Pixiu's monster pattern flashed and disappeared in an instant.
"Don't think you can fool me." Pixiu waved his hand after saying that, the crab disappeared cleanly with the wooden basin, Wenxi stood on the tree and watched the old monster turn around and came over, so frightened that he floated up again. Sitting on the branch staring at him, afraid to speak.
Pixiu stood under the tree and looked up: "Come down."
Wen Xi said to the tree, "Then you must make sure you don't do it."
"Stop chattering, come down quickly." Pi Xiu frowned and pulled his collar, "I feel very hot, come down quickly."
Wen Xi didn't dare to go down when he saw his black face. Usually, he dared to come up to Pi Xiu when he was angry. It was because he was not the one who made him angry. Now Wen Xi just wanted to hide as far as possible, and could not wait for a gust of wind Just scrape him away.
Pixiu looked up at the little thing and still didn't dare to come down, completely losing his patience.
Wenxi stood on the tree and suddenly felt a heat on his neck. The jade Pixiu pulled him down. It was in vain for him to rush to pull the branch. He fell directly and was hugged by the old monster.
Wen Xi put his hand on his shoulder and was carried into the store as if he was holding a child. The guests watched the proprietress struggle twice before being slapped on the butt by Boss Pi, and the coaxing suddenly turned upside down.
The monsters took out their mobile phones one after another to broadcast the cuckold's resistance on the spot.
"I'm in a restaurant, just ordering food, and I just ask if I don't understand. Can't you tell me what's the level of spanking my wife's butt?"
"The guy at home who stole people in the backyard was arrested at the scene, and now he has been carried upstairs by him, it is estimated that the family law will be used."
"It's earth-shattering, the green hat is finally angry! The demon world will never forget the latest progress..."
"To vent my anger for our honest people, I will vote for him as the most handsome male demon!"
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The monkey spirits couldn't take their eyes off of them, and Hou San suddenly felt a little suffocated when he stared at the hand that the boss pressed on Wen Xi's shoulder.
He thought, did the boss wash his hands after smashing the trash can
Wen Xi was seen by everyone and buried her head on Pi Xiu's shoulders and did not dare to look up. She waited for Pi Xiu to lift the bead curtain before pushing the old monster's shoulders down, but Pi Xiu's strength was too great, and the scholar ghost couldn't break free.
Pi Xiu raised his hand and slapped his ass. Even through the clothes, Wen Xi could feel the temperature of Pi Xiu's palm. Who knew that this old monster didn't count, and he reached out and squeezed the meat on it.
"I feed you chicken soup tonic all day long, or are you still a cheapskate? Is this worthy of the flesh on your body?" Pi Xiu weighed it and sat down on the sofa with someone in his arms.
Wen Xi's face was blushing when he patted him, and he refused to raise his head even though he pinched the back of his neck.
"Huh?" Pi Xiu pinched his cold neck and touched his back again: "Why don't you talk? Doesn't Master Wen look down on my shabby shop?"
He slightly turned his face and sniffed the fragrance between Wenxi's neck and rubbed his face: "Don't think that you can get through without talking."
"I'm sorry, I apologize." Wen Xi softened his voice to show weakness, but the hands around his waist had already lifted the short sleeves and slowly rubbed against his back.
Wen Xi suddenly raised her head and glared at Pi Xiu, but was lost for a moment because of the old monster's smile.
Pi Xiu let out his yang energy, and whispered against Wen Xi's forehead, "You started to say that I was taking advantage of me by touching you and hugging you?"
"Isn't it?" Wen Xi gritted his teeth and tried hard not to soften himself into a lump of mud.
Pixiu shook his head calmly: "Of course not."
He pressed down on Wen Xi's back with force, and pressed his hand down slowly on his ass, rubbing vigorously.
"That's called taking advantage." Pixiu lowered his head and sniffed the fragrance on his body again, then looked up at him: "Do you understand?"
Wen Xi tried his best to open his hand and wanted to get up, but Boss Pi deliberately released a lot of yang energy, and took the opportunity to hold the soft little thing in his arms.
Boss Pi didn't want to bully a kid at first, but when he thought that although he knocked on the door, he was not stingy with Wen Xi from beginning to end. This little conscientious person didn't know how to appreciate it, and he really lacked education.
As soon as the yang qi was released and entangled with the cold qi in Wen Xi's body, it was like thunder and fire, Wen Xi snorted and leaned against his arms and didn't move.
Pixiu held the little thing to control the amount of yang energy and forced him to ask him whether he should lock the door or not? stingy not stingy.
Wen Xi was angry and ashamed, but if he said that the old monster was not satisfied with his butt, he would suffer, and being rubbed twice was a trivial matter. He hurriedly said in his voice that Pixiu was a great man, a good man, and that he was ignorant of the good and the bad.
Pixiu saw that he knew how good he was, so he stopped his yang energy, and hugged him up, "This time you know how good he is, will you dare to scold me behind your back next time?"
Wen Xi thought to herself that she was wrong, and next time she must pick one and scold you when you will never find out. But on the surface, Young Master Wen still said honestly, "I don't dare."
"I don't dare to say it, and I cursed more in my heart?" Pi Xiu pinched his chin and looked at himself, raised his eyebrows and urged him to answer quickly.
Wen Xi regained some strength and stretched out his arms to hug his neck and begged for mercy: "I don't even dare to say it in my heart. Lord Pi Dashan has a lot of people, so don't worry about me, this villain, okay?"
Pixiu was in a trance when he shouted whether it was good or not, thinking that he didn't want to care about it at first, but the little thing made him want to care about it more.
The bead curtain at the door suddenly rang, and Su An stood outside and lowered his head and said carefully, "Boss, Zhenjun Erlang is here and said he wants to find you."
Pi Xiu was stunned, thinking to himself, what is this three-eyed baby doing here? Could it be that their dog ran to the backyard vegetable garden to dig the ground again
Yang Jian sat at the table and listened to the Howling Dog ordering two dishes. Several familiar monsters came to say hello, Yang Jian nodded as usual, and then said: "I don't know if it is convenient for you now? "
Erlang God asked you if it was inconvenient, who would dare to say no
The roaring dog watched Yang Jian take out his mobile phone and let several monsters vote, and he pulled his hat and covered his face tightly, lying on the table still.
"Don't lie on your stomach." Yang Jian pressed his neck: "The table is oiled, and you are not happy if your newly bought clothes get dirty."
The roaring dog lowered his voice: "Then call it a vote if you don't see anyone! It's a shame to die!"
"Don't worry about this." Yang Jian said lightly: "It's not your face that you lost, so what are you worried about."
"Isn't yours mine?" Howling Dog glared at him: "Isn't it a merit! I don't care about it!"
Yang Jian glanced at him: "Don't say that."
The roaring dog stopped talking, and Yang Jian sighed: "The more merit you have, the longer your lifespan will be able to accompany me for a long time. You don't want me to raise another dog after you leave."
There is only one roaring dog, if it is gone, Yang Jian will not have the energy nor the mood to find another dog to accompany him.
The roaring dog was silent for a while, then looked aside and said, "Who cares about you."
Yang Jian smiled, waited for Pi Xiu to come over, and said, "Boss Pi, let's make a deal."