A photo of Pixiu attracted countless roosters, and for two days in a row, the flow of water in the store doubled, and there were countless check-in photos on the forum, as if it meant to develop into an Internet celebrity restaurant.
For so many years, Boss Pi has tried to cultivate two Internet celebrities in the store, but they have failed repeatedly.
He quickly changed the soup from the morning to three meals a day, and the menu was written in words visible by monsters: I have a good soup, do you have a ticket? One bowl and two votes, the old man is not deceived.
Obviously Pixiu's abdominal muscles have no alcohol, but each of the monsters is as drunk as a dog. As long as he got down from the upstairs and stood at the counter, one or two eyes glanced up and down on him like searchlights, even an old monster like Pixiu couldn't stand it.
But for the sake of the store's turnover, he endured it.
Boss Pi has never had a hard time with money, not to mention that these little monsters only dare to look at themselves and do nothing. He can stand to collect money as long as he is quiet and be his vase macho, what's wrong
A man who can bend and stretch is a man!
Su An kept the accounts while receiving the money. Seeing the increasing numbers, she had a bold idea in her heart.
Now the boss's popularity is higher than that of Jia Suzhen, who sings every night. As long as he shows up, others will look like this. If you can collect money with just two glances, then let the boss bear the humiliation and touch it twice
500 hands, 1000 abdominal muscles, no more than two minutes, continue to add money after extra hours.
Pixiu big health care, Pixiu No. 1 technician will serve you, you deserve it!
The abacus in the abacus was beating loudly, and he was about to discuss the massage sideline with the boss when he heard a monkey bark from the door.
"Report-"
The monkey crawled in a row and grabbed a piece of paper and rushed into the store, rushing towards the boss.
Pixiu immediately stood up straight: "The results are out?"
"Come out! Come out!" Hou San handed over the transcripts from the school and whispered, "The old trees are in full bloom and the dead trees are in the spring! The first place, the first place in the city!"
Pi Xiu slapped him on the head: "If you don't understand a few idioms, don't talk nonsense, and you will embarrass me!"
But seeing that Wu Zu's name was in the first place on the transcript, Pixiu suddenly felt relieved and only thought that Ruzi could be taught.
He took the transcript to find an abacus expert, and asked him to calculate how likely it was that Wu Zu came first in the college entrance examination.
While calculating, Su An told the boss about his ambitions, until he felt that the boss's eyes were not good, and then he shut up.
Pixiu was in a good mood. He didn't care about him, just patted him on the shoulder and said, "I understand your desire to make money, but Su An, you must know that we are serious businessmen."
He pointed to the door and asked, "What are the two words written on the sign outside?"
"Restaurant." Su An answered truthfully.
Pixiu: "It's not about a duck shop, and we don't serve duck here."
The boss is even less likely to be a duck! Although he has sold his body, it does not mean that he will sell his soul because of this!
Pi Xiu went upstairs with the report card, handed it to Wen Xi who was playing with his mobile phone, and pretended to be indifferent: "Wu Zu won the city's first joint entrance examination this time, and the college entrance examination is still two weeks away, as long as he does not Lax, there is still hope for the provincial champion."
Wen Xi turned his head and glanced: "It's not bad. After you ask about Taotie's news, you can rest assured to send Jia Suzhen to reincarnate."
When it comes to the reincarnation, Pixiu said, "Nezha said a few days ago that he asked me to do him a favor. He will help me with the reincarnation, so I don't have to wait for the lottery."
Wen Xi was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "That's not very good, what about the reincarnated family? Can you also choose?"
"He said that he can move within a certain range." Pixiu leaned on the sofa and looked at him, "I'll say hello to Feng Du at that time, it should be fine."
"Then what's bothering you?" Wen Xi reached out and poked Pi Xiu's frown: "Who made you uncomfortable just now?"
Pi Xiu frowned and didn't speak, Wen Xi rolled his eyes, thinking that because there are so many old monsters coming to the store these days, maybe they were staring at him and getting angry.
He leaned towards Pixiu very sensible and put his arms around his waist and asked, "I'll cool you down."
"I'm not angry." Pixiu said, but his body was still hot, he hugged the little thing and asked casually, "You really want to be reincarnated?"
Wenxi: "It's okay."
He recalled the feeling of being floating in the air that day, and said slowly: "Actually, it feels quite good to be a ghost."
Boss Pi's body temperature dropped suddenly, that's right, it's not bad to be a ghost, it's even better to be a ghost covered by Pi Yao, as long as Wen Xi wants him to walk sideways, no one dares to take his face.
Except for Heaven, of course.
That belongs to the real can't be talked about.
Wen Xi thought about pushing Pi Xiu away suddenly, got up, walked to the window, opened the curtains, took a look, and sighed, "It's been the third day, and that pile of grass hasn't come yet."
Pixiu: "Is that the pile of grass you heard it say gluttonous?"
Wen Xi nodded: "I asked the monkey brothers to drive away the nearby stray dogs. It should come too."
"What's the hurry? It's hard to say that it hasn't rained or washed your feet in the past few days, and your body still smells of dog urine." Pi Xiu raised his eyebrows: "Next time you see it, just ask me to take it."
Wen Xi turned to look at him: "It wouldn't be too slow if I went downstairs to find you."
"The jade Pixiu around the neck, just hold it and call me." Pixiu said, "I will hear it."
Wen Xi thought for a while, took out the phone, shook it and asked, "Actually, I can call you."
Pixiu looked at the phone, then looked at him again, and waved Wenxi's phone in his hand: "The phone is confiscated."
Wen Xi: …
The head could be cut off and the blood could flow, and the phone could not be put away. Wen Xi rushed to grab it and was hugged by Pi Xiu. The old monster unlocked the phone in front of him and said, "Let me see what you look at with this phone all day long."
Wen Xi couldn't stop it, and watched Pi Xiu open the forum, and the posts he had not read before immediately appeared on the screen.
"Li Tao, it's impossible to say what his wife's background is, and it's impossible to say that she can still live in the main palace with a single light, and she will bring her meals upstairs in person."
Pixiu: …
Wen Xi immediately explained: "I'm just curious!"
Pixiu didn't speak, and continued to look down.
1L: RT, I'm really curious. I saw the photos of his wife, and they look good, but they can't be eaten because they look good. I can't say that I have lived for thousands of years. Such a face.
2L: Some people really believe in thunderstorms in the demon world. Ye laughed. Not to mention that temper, it really gave him a piece of green grass, and his wife was long gone.
3L: Even if there is no green light, I would like to know how that one catches the unspeakable, too strong.
4L: In the past, I was blind to Dameng 1. If I went back three months ago, I would have to wrestle at the restaurant every day and clock in, so I can't say it's mine.
5L: LS, whoever eats nodules will not drink like this. There is a saying, you can't say that your wife is really good-looking. If you live for thousands of years, people will avoid you as a black boss, and suddenly a beautiful woman comes to embrace. Hugs, who wouldn't
6L: Isn't it a way to discuss unspeakable wives? Why is the building crooked? I was fortunate enough to go to a restaurant once and saw the deity. The unspeakable demonic energy on his body can be smelled all over the street. I think he has slept and slept every day.
Pixiu paused, glanced at Wen Xi and explained, "I give you yang energy every day, and you have my scent."
"I know, Ren Jiao told me last time." Wen Xi wanted to pull the phone back, "Don't look at it, this is all nonsense and nothing to see."
Pi Xiu held the phone tightly, raised his eyebrows and said, "It's okay to take a look occasionally."
Wen Xi looked at him with a face: "If you mind, I'll go up and clarify, you and I have nothing to do with me, I'm just an ice pillow, tell them not to..."
Pi Xiu squeezed his butt: "It's still an ice pillow with a good-looking butt."
Wen Xi: …
Wen Xi violently hurt people but was suppressed by Pi Xiu with one hand and hugged him in his arms. The old monster swiped the screen with one hand and continued to watch their speculations.
Good work in bed, I haven't tried this yet, so I don't know.
It's true that he will act like a spoiled child, but small things are for a reason. If there is nothing to ask yourself, you will never act like a spoiled child casually.
As for the rest, the more outrageous he looked, Pi Xiu was stunned when he saw the last floor.
106L: The father and son of the legal cafe next door are fighting again, don't worry about it, if you don't watch the fun and eat shit, you won't be able to keep up with the heat!
Legal coffee father and son, isn't that Nezha and his pagoda dish dad
As long as two people meet and sneer at each other, it is a trivial matter, and it is normal for them to fight each other if they disagree.
Pi Xiu pouted, there is nothing to see in a fight, be careful not to watch the fun and be accidentally injured.
But as soon as he put Wen Xi's phone down, his own phone rang as if he was dying. Boss Pi really didn't want to pick up the fierce bell from the third Prince Nezha, who just wanted to contact him if he had anything or nothing.
"Hello." Pi Xiu hugged Wen Xi and sighed: "Third prince, aren't you fighting? Why do you still have time to call."
Nezha was a little noisy. He loosened the tie around his neck and whispered, "Of course you can call when you're done. Does Boss Pi have time now? It's time for you to appear."
Pixiu: …
Pixiu: "Anyway, you also have a preview of the exercise, which makes it difficult for me to enter the play."
"I believe in Old Ancestor Pi's business ability." Nezha hung up the phone with a smile, looked at Li Jing who was talking to Erlang Shen not far away, and his eyes fell on the exquisite pagoda on his arm.
Huntianling wrapped around his arm and patted it soothingly, Nezha's tensed body suddenly relaxed, and he put the Qiankun circle into his pocket.
Leaning in the alley, he raised his head and thought, if there is no Linglong Pagoda, can the King of Tota still be called the King of Heaven
But he was just a mortal who lived for a long time.
Nezha smiled, Linglong Pagoda should have been destroyed long ago.