Qiu Fu, who came down from Didi Dalong, returned to his hometown with the care of his parents and was fat, and his entire black face was rounded. There is a chicken in the left hand, a duck in the right hand, a local product behind and a birdcage hanging from the buttocks, but the bird's beak is tied inside, and it can only be thrown twice.
He strode on the way back to the restaurant, humming a song in his mouth, thinking that he was finally back. Although he didn't have to do it himself at home, but after the first two days of the rare animal protection period, his parents changed their faces. In the same way, he urged him to engage in photon rejuvenation and whitening, and also asked him to undergo plastic surgery to open the corners of his eyes.
The key is not to talk back, the talk back is that you have grown up and tails, and you can't listen to your parents. Even with his brothers and sisters, he took turns to do work for him, and asked him to go out and become a star like them.
Qiu Fu is very obsessed with his image. He can't find any suitable roles except comedy films. Although he looks ugly, he doesn't want to be a clown. This is the last stubbornness.
Qiu Fu, who was carrying a big bag, just turned a corner, and seeing the restaurant in front of him, a group of people suddenly appeared in front of him.
Li Jing led the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals to stop him, stared at him and asked, "Qingqiu Hu Qiufu?"
"What are you doing? Check your ID card?" Qiu Fu said, shaking the chicken and duck in his hand: "Is it okay to authenticate the soul, I have too many things in my hand to put it."
Li Jing directly showed the photo of the pagoda on his mobile phone: "Have you seen this thing?"
Qiu Fu glanced: "Isn't this your exquisite tower? Why is it still popular to show off that you have a routine that I don't have?"
Li Jing's face darkened a bit, glared at Qiu Fu and said, "I received a call saying that someone saw you holding the Linglong Tower."
Qiu Fu was stunned: "What about the fart? I just came back from Qingqiu, and the Didi Dalong invoice is still with me, do you want to see it? The basic law must be followed for rumors!"
The Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals behind Li Jing stared at the vixen with solemn expressions and said, "If I ask you something, just explain it honestly, don't be glib."
"This is a photo someone sent me, you can see it yourself." Li Jing stretched out his hand to show Qiu Fu the photo on his phone, and the soldiers behind him gradually surrounded Qiu Fu.
Qiu Fu took a closer look, and in this photo, he was standing in the corner, holding an exquisite tower in his hand. He couldn't help smacking his lips. The PS technique was very good, and the pimples on his face were smoothed out, just like a peeled braised egg.
"You..." Qiu Fu looked at his phone, and then at Li Jing and asked suspiciously, "Don't you know what Photoshop is?"
Li Jing was angry: "You said I was deceived?"
"Otherwise? Or am I being deceived?" Qiu Fu shook the bird cage hanging on the bag: "I was holding this dick in my hand at the time, and it scolded me all the way, I taught It's."
Li Jing's face darkened again, and said coldly, "Put down your bag and let us check it."
"It's all native products, so there's nothing to check." Qiu Fu was a little unhappy, and he was also walking sideways in Qingqiu relying on his parents, brothers and sisters. Not even a few words.
Li Jing's anger and eyebrows made him particularly unhappy, and he remembered the fur dealer who scolded him for being stray and not pure.
Rabbits even bite people in a hurry, not to mention foxes.
Heavenly Soldier and Heavenly General Li Tianwang can't do it, but some people can do it. Qiu Fu thought about putting the bag away, took a breath and started shouting: "Brother Pi! Brother Jiao! Someone has intercepted me!"
The sound was so loud that the loud noise in the opposite square was turned off. The Twelve Golden Immortals were locked in place, the fox barking echoed in his mind, and Mimi kept on.
Pixiu was just about to take a nap with his arms around the little thing upstairs, when he was stunned by this roar, and sat up and scolded cursingly.
Ren Jiao took off his apron and threw it away, and walked out with a bone cutter. The monkeys in the lobby who had been dozing off also woke up, and followed Ren Jiao with a small bench and a feather duster.
Jia Suzhen looked left and right, and followed behind with the rolling pin at the table.
Pixiu jumped down from the second floor wearing beach shorts. He didn't control his own quality and fell directly. He stepped on the concrete floor with a few cracks. Wen Xi's feet hurt when he saw it upstairs.
Li Jing heard that and looked back, the young and bewildered boy of the demon world came on the stage and walked towards him aggressively.
The bells and whistles on the legs of the spiritual leader did not hold back his suffocating anger. The yellow in his eyes flashed and he issued a yellow card warning to Li Tianwang.
Seeing Pi Xiu coming, Qiu Fu waved the chicken and duck in his hand excitedly, but before he could say a word, the surrounded Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals took it down.
Ren Jiaosi's face sank, the bone cutter in his hand stretched instantly until it stopped like a human arm, and the air suddenly became damp. It is filled with the smell of the sea, as we all know.
Pi Xiu raised his chin: "What is Li Tianwang doing to cut him off? Bullying our fox to be ugly?"
Qiu Fu: …
Save people, save people, don't say too much, OK
"It's just a routine inspection." Li Jing said coldly.
Qiu Fu shouted: "He slandered me for stealing his tower! He also used PS photos as perjury! If I said I didn't have it, he was going to dig my bag! I'll call you if I don't let him dig it!"
Li Jing said angrily, "This photo has not been edited!" He held up his mobile phone to show Pixiu that he had not wronged the guy in his shop.
Pixiu who really stole the tower:…
The old monster felt a little guilty in his heart, coughed and said, "He just came back from Qingqiu, how could he have the time to steal your tower? The time of the crime is not right."
Li Jing sneered: "Since you have a clear conscience, why won't you let me look through his bag? It's clear that there is a ghost in my heart!"
"You're a big bastard!" Qiu Fu roared: "My parents and my mother haven't even flipped through my schoolbag, so you want to flip through Laozi's stuff? For you..."
Ren Jiao called out to Qiu Fu: "Stop scolding, be careful that you will be taken away for insulting public servants."
Pi Xiu glanced at Li Jing: "If you don't turn it over, you won't give up? What would you do if there was no Linglong Tower in it?"
Li Jing: "Nothing to do."
"That won't work, my brother is slandered for no reason, I can't stand it." Scales gradually appeared on Pixiu's face, the dark green scales were glowing in the sunlight, and the slender pupils shrank, and said coldly, "Or else Let him go, or go through his bag, and if there is no Linglong Tower in it, you all kneel down and apologize to him."
The old guys in the square stopped dancing, and one or two lined up to hide and watch the excitement. The brave ones even turned on their mobile phones to broadcast live, facing the danger of being beaten to death by the old monsters to become war correspondents.
There were also a few who bought melon seeds from Su An and kowtowed with relish. They said to the old man beside him, "Let Li Jing kneel down and not kill him. He has the best face in his life. Come on, in the future, it's hard to say that the city management car will come every day and specially set up his night market stall."
"It's as if the surnamed Pi is afraid of him. What will the surnamed Li without Linglongta win?"
Su An nodded as she sold the melon seeds, but she also hoped that the surnamed Li could delay for a while, maybe she could make more money from the extra money of melon seeds.
The people on both sides glared at each other and didn't let anyone go. They didn't notice that the grass in the corner stood on tiptoe to lift the skirt, and approached the door step by step.
Li Jing didn't let anyone go, and Pixiu said again, "It's okay not to kneel down, but I have to apologize."
"If it's a misunderstanding, I will naturally apologize. I don't need to remind you." Li Jing gave his subordinate a look: "Search!"
Qiu Fu struggled, but the bag on his shoulders was still taken off, and even the chickens and ducks he was holding were checked by the Heavenly Soldiers, holding their stomachs and squealing.
The giant backpack was opened, and stacks of masks were taken out, as well as ampoules of various essences, creams, and eye creams. The scene gradually became as quiet as death, and the eyes looking at Qiu Fu gradually became strange.
Even Pixiu wanted to ask if this counted as a daigou being arrested by the customs on the spot
All the cosmetics have been taken out, and there is no trace of Linglong Pagoda, not even breath, Li Jing's face is completely black now.
He pointed to the cosmetics in anger and asked, "You smuggle cosmetics?"
Qiu Fu also went out of his way: "This is given to me by my father and my mother, my brother and sister. What's wrong with the fox spirit who likes makeup? What's wrong with the fox spirit's skin care? You don't fucking know that the fox spirit loves beauty!?"
Everyone stared at Qiu Fu's face, hesitating to say anything.
Qiu Fu sighed in his heart. In fact, he didn't like to put things on his face, but he couldn't stand the coercion and temptation of his parents, so he could only carry these back, thinking about the big deal. The money is twenty-eight.
He vigorously broke free from the restraint of his body, stared at Li Jing and sneered: "If you want to say that smuggling is not smuggling, wouldn't it be better to call my parents?"
Ren Jiao coughed: "Put the things back for him. After the search is over, you can have someone come back."
"Wait a minute, there's another birdcage." Li Jing tore the birdcage down and stared at the bird whose beak was sealed inside: "You used a blinding method to turn Linglong Tower into a bird, and you deliberately tied his mouth, Just to cover up that it can't make a sound!"
Qiu Fu choked and saw that he was about to let go of the bird's beak, so he kindly reminded: "I suggest you don't do this."
"A guilty conscience?" Li Jing sneered and tore off the restraint on the bird's beak.
A sharp bird call pierced through the sky: "I just slapped the ugly fox of your eighth-generation ancestors, hung your bird father on his ass and fart, is your vacuum cleaner eating your stinky farts?"
The bird's beak in the cage was free, and the whole person was full of energy, fluttering up and down and scolding at Li Jing: "What's going on here when things are gone? Your father is a bird, not a tower. Open your eyes to see the world, organic and inorganic. Not clear? Want me to teach you a lesson? Shake the bird cage with the mentally handicapped thing and you're dead!"
Guan Guan, a specialty of Qingqiu, sounds like people quarreling, and can ward off evil spirits because of bad breath.
The most direct bad breath, the easiest enjoyment.
Although Qiu Fu was scolded, he felt relieved. He snatched his bag and shoved it behind his back. Seeing this, Pi Xiu led people closer and smiled at Li Jing: "It seems that there is really nothing exquisite. tower."
Ren Jiao called Qiu Fu over, put the bone cutter in his hand on the ground, and asked in a cold voice, "It's time for King Li to apologize."
The surnamed Li squeezed out a sentence out of his teeth, but Qiu Fu didn't accept it.
After the battle, it was time for the two sides to retreat. Pixiu took the horse and walked back again. After two steps, he suddenly realized that something was wrong, and turned his head suddenly and stopped Li Jing: "Who sent you the text message?"
Li Jing: "Anonymous number, how do I know who it is?"
After searching for a few days and found nothing, there is only a little hope that he will not let go. Now that he heard the news of the tower, he came on a horse, where is he still in the mood to investigate.
Pi Xiu's face darkened, and when he turned his head again, there was no sign of Wen Xi at the window. He immediately rushed towards the restaurant and shouted, "Ren Jiao, block the back door, and the monkey guards the stairs!"
In the tune of the tiger away from the mountain plan!
The grass monster who passed the bead curtain in the restaurant successfully threw Wen Xi tied up with a branch and threw it aside, raised his finger and said, "Don't be noisy, I won't hurt you."
Wen Xi saw him looking left and right, and walked towards Nezha's guest room.
The door of the guest room was not closed tightly, and the Linglong Tower placed on the table was clearly visible through the crack of the door.
The grass monster was about to push the door, but the door opened by itself.
Nezha stood at the door and smiled at him, rushed out with three heads and six arms, and waved at him together: "Hello."
Grass Monster:…
I'm not good! ! ! ! ! ! ! !