Pixiu was robbed again.
Ren Jiao was silent for a while, the monkey shed tears, and even the black dog brought by Erlang Shen was infected with the atmosphere and purred, trembling for the money Pixiu lost.
On the other hand, Erlang Shen gave the dog to Su An and left. Seeing the miserable appearance of the restaurant, he didn't ask any more questions. He just reminded Pixiu not to forget to vote for the roaring dog and return the dog in time.
No matter how hard it is, you can't suffer the dog.
Wen Xi stayed with the old monster upstairs for a while, and then deliberately let him give himself some yang energy, leaned against him in a soft ball and said that it was more comfortable than being in the tower, so that Pixiu finally cooled down and hugged him. He won't let go.
When Nezha came over with a black face after the phone call, he saw the old monster holding Wen Xi on his lap and peeling lychees.
Nezha: "I want to go out."
Pi Xiu didn't lift his head: "Understood, let's step back."
Nezha's hands tightened and three heads rushed out, shouting at Pi Xiu, "Aren't you in a hurry?"
"I'm in a hurry, my heart is broken." Pi Xiu snorted: "I've been in a hurry for so many years, and I have to scrap hundreds of pacemakers. The things I lost this time are no better than the ones I lost back then. Fragile, I'm numb, bro."
But it was the third prince of the fish pond rich owner who was embarrassed, stared at him for a while, and said, "Then your psychological quality is good."
The surnamed Pi only lost money, but he lost his mother. Nezha felt even more depressed, and regretted that he took Linglong Tower away from Li Jing at that time.
Wen Xi leaned against Pi Xiu's arms and yawned, looked at Nezha and asked, "Where is the third prince going? Are you going after taotie?"
"No, it was Ran Deng who called me and told me to come over, probably to help his good disciple ask me about the Linglong Pagoda." Nezha glanced at his phone impatiently: "Li Jing must be there too. , maybe if I go, I will be convicted directly, and I will not come back."
Pixiu sneered: "It's like they can beat you, with their legs growing on themselves, if you really want to run away from them, you can still stop you?"
Nezha glanced at him: "Boss Pi is full of confidence in me."
"No, it's just that the third prince has a terrible name. I don't know if I don't know." Pi Xiu was talking about this scene, thinking that Nezha would not be a teacher, but a debt collection agency for loan sharks. Just made a deal.
Nezha laughed: "Then ask Boss Pi to do me a favor."
"No help." Pixiu simply refused.
What an international joke, I almost helped myself as a female ticket passenger last time, what should I do if something goes wrong this time? Wearing sunglasses, sitting at the mouth of the alley and pulling the erhu, whoever listens to Erquan Yingyue will cry.
It is estimated that in less than five minutes, he can be photographed and posted on the forum, and others will be treated as bankruptcy by others to beg for performances, and to earn medical expenses for his wife and tuition for his son.
"What are you doing so unfeeling, just asking you to call me at seven to get me out." Nezha smiled even more, "Just a phone call."
Pixiu thought for a while: "I'll call you."
But I didn't say it myself.
Nezha left, Wen Xi glanced through the window and found that he was also driving. He couldn't help turning his head and asked, "When are you going to finish the driver's license test? I heard Su An said that your tuition has not been refunded."
"I don't want to learn." Pixiu got up and walked downstairs with him in his arms: "What's there to learn, it's not that you can't drive the cloud, if you think the cloud is uncomfortable, I have a soft cloud couch where you can sit or sit. lie."
Wen Xi looked at him: "I think you should take the driver's license test. It's not good to ride a battery car every day."
"What's not good-looking." Pixiu glanced at him: "Don't dislike me."
Wen Xi was carried by him to the place where the stairs turned and was about to come down and walk by himself. The two went downstairs one after the other. Several guys waiting in the hall looked at them all at once. Everyone's expressions were different, especially Hou Er. , blushed like his own ass.
"Don't say anything about what happened in the store today." Pixiu took the black dog's chain from Su An's hand, and motioned Brother Monkey to lead the way, so that he could see the suspects who were detained today.
When the group arrived at the backyard, Brother Grass was tied to the tree, and a green leaf fluttered in the wind. No matter how it looked, it was full of vitality, and no matter how it looked, it made people feel like there was a light overhead.
Brother Grass is awake, but he thinks it's better not to wake up, at least he looks like he was woken up by cold water in the TV series, which looks more tragic. Not like now, like the very Asian strap-on scene.
He watched Pixiu come, led a big black dog, subconsciously trembled, and in his heart he meditated to Namo Amitabha, the Virgin Mary, the immeasurable goddess, save me!
Wen Xi asked Pi across the monkeys: "If you ask questions, ask them. What are you borrowing a dog for, shouldn't you let a dog bite? It's scary."
Pixiu: "Don't worry, I won't scare you."
Su An pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose: "Erlang Zhenjun said when he brought the dog, this kind of black dog is docile and won't bite people easily, and he has been vaccinated for regular medical examinations, all..."
Pixiu waved his hand: "Okay, the roaring dog in his eyes is just a little cutie that can't be frightened by gurgles. If you have three eyes, you can listen to half of it. I have a sense of proportion."
Su An: "No, I mean do you need to find a fierce, mad dog without an injection. This kind of deterrent effect is better."
Pixiu: …
Pixiu: "No, I'll just come and ask two questions. We are doing legitimate business, we must have quality, and we can't engage in violence, torture, coercion and inducement."
The surnamed Pi rubbed the dog's body twice, thinking that the black dog was indeed Yang Jian's good dog, and he was so strong that he could pee a lot.
He led the dog and sat down on the chair, feeling that something was missing, he stretched out his hand and said, "Come on, shake hands."
The dog glanced at him, with seven points of doubt and three points of contempt, and suddenly said, "Can you hurry up? I'm about to get off work."
"Also, please don't insult me like that."
Pixiu: …
Pixiu: ... md!
The three-eyed surname Yang is really outrageous! Let him be a black dog and his whole dog spirit, for fear that others will not know how many dogs he has
He stared at the dog and asked, "When do you get off work?"
Black Dog: "Nine to five."
Well, it's really a civil servant's work and rest, and get off work on time from 9 to 5!
Wen Xi went over to the black dog and patted him: "If you want to ask him anything, ask him quickly, I think his leaves are scared white by you."
Brother Cao Cong swallowed his saliva, closed his eyes and said loudly, "Although I don't have a registered permanent residence, if you hurt me, you will definitely be punished!"
Pi Xiu frowned, and said coldly, "God's scourge? If it is necessary to step on an ant to kill an ant, then I would have been struck by lightning to the point of being blown away."
Brother Grass was silent, trying to break out in silence, but failed.
"Tell me, what's the relationship with Tao Ti, when did you contact me, and how long have you been squatting outside my restaurant?" Pi Xiu locked his eyes on the green that made him uncomfortable, and warned in a low voice, "Don't try to lie to me, unless You want to be firewood in the backyard."
Brother Grass froze for a while, how come one and two threaten people in the same way? Doesn't everyone in modern society use natural gas now
What are you doing? Can't live with the firewood and owe money
"I'll give you two seconds to think about what to say." Pixiu was very kind, just let the monkey bring mineral water to the black dog.
The black dog thanked him and drank the water very elegantly, completely ignoring Pi Xiu's meaningful eyes.
Brother Cao Cong is desperate and can only honestly say: "I met hundreds of years ago. At that time, I was chaotic and turned into an elite. After the calamity and the charcoal, it was a breath away. He pulled me and saved me. A life."
Brother Cao Cong, who owes Karma, got into a relationship with Taotie, and helped him do some shopping and inquiries in the world, and by the way, he helped to rob the rich and help the poor by the way.
Pixiu's brows jumped when he heard this, and he couldn't help but ask, "You said he dug a tunnel of more than ten meters in order to steal a four-hundred-year-old luminous cup?"
"Four hundred and thirty years." The grass monster added: "And that luminous cup is really nice."
Pixiu waved his hand: "Stop, I don't want to hear from you that he dug a tunnel and got Tu Xingsun fighting in the ground. How many days have you been here?"
Brother Grass: "It's been almost a week."
Pixiu: "What are you doing here?"
Brother Grass: "Come and stare at you."
Pixiu: "Staring at me or at Linglong Tower?"
Brother Grass: "Linglong Pagoda."
Pixiu: "Who does he want Linglong Tower to consolidate?"
Brother Cao Cong held back for a long time, and his face turned red before he squeezed out a sentence: "...I can't say it."
Pixiu continued his efforts: "Who is the Jade Buddha he is holding inside?"
Brother Grass still shook his head: "I can't say it!"
Pi Xiu's face darkened: "Really not?"
"I can't say it!" Brother Cao Cong gritted his teeth and said, "I've only seen Tao Ti talking to the Jade Buddha, but I've never seen anyone inside come out, and I haven't even heard the voice!"
Pixiu didn't believe it, and looked at Brother Grass without saying a word.
At this time, the black dog who drank too much water suddenly raised its front paws: "Excuse me, interrupt, may I go to the bathroom?"
Pixiu looked down at him: "Want to pee?"
Black Dog: "I'm sorry, please don't be so vulgar."
Pixiu thought that he had something more vulgar. He led the black dog to the grassy brother's feet, and Wenxi suddenly had a bad premonition—
The old monster is about to do wicked things again.
Pixiu stood in the grass and looked down at him, saying word by word, "If you don't say it, I'll let it pee under your feet."
Grass Monster: ? ?
Black dog: ? ?
Pixiu: "I'm serious, you heard it just now, he was about to pee. As long as..."
The black dog interrupted him: "I'm sorry, my tutor doesn't allow me to do this kind of thing."
Pixiu: "As long as I use a little coercion of the ancient demon."
Just a little, incontinence is not a dream.
The grass monster looked sad: "I really don't know! You just called a thousand dogs over, and I don't know either!"
Pixiu ignored his defense, looked down at the black dog and said, "Don't worry, I'll let them all turn around, we respect your privacy." He turned his back first as he spoke.
Wen Xi: …
The rest of the guys also turned around and left Brother Cao Cong's explanation behind. Wen Xi thought that this old thing was too immoral, and he could come up with this method.
The black dog was still stubbornly resisting in the corner, but he never expected that the surnamed Pi suddenly pouted and let out a long whistle.
black dog:…
The sound of water is muffled, it is dirty.
Brother Grass: ah ah ah! ! !
Pissed a little and it was dirty too.