"Interviewing him?" Wen Xi looked puzzled, thinking what would be a good interview for the surnamed Pi.
Is it stingy to break the world record? Or is it because the lack of py is finally being reported as a miracle in the biological world
"Because the vote for the most handsome male fairy still has the last week of sprint time, the top ten contestants have to make a video to introduce themselves and canvass for votes." Another boy in silver clothes shook the camera in his hand: "So We're coming!"
When Wen Xi heard that it was because of this, he quickly smiled and said, "Then wait a minute, I'll go upstairs and tell him to come down."
Pixiu was sitting on the sofa holding the book and studying the book seriously. Wen Xi opened the curtain and said, "Two children from the supervisor's office came to you downstairs and said they wanted to interview you. You... What are you looking at?"
The old monster hurriedly put away the book, clapped his hands and coughed and said, "I didn't read anything. Who do you think is here to interview me?"
"The two children in the supervisor's office said it was the video of the sprint canvassing in the last week of voting." Wen Xi glanced at the book he put away, and urged him to go downstairs quickly.
Pixiu followed him, and when the two of them reached the corner of the stairs, they heard a scream, shrill and harsh.
"Monkey! How come there are monkeys!!"
"Why are there monkey spirits now?!"
Wen Xi looked puzzled: "What happened to the monkey?"
Pi Xiu knew why, he ran downstairs in three steps and two steps, and saw Hou Er holding the menu standing on the side with an innocent face, and the two gold and silver boys were pitifully hugged and shivering. Take a mouthful.
It's done, and the two monkey spirits ptsd are arranged again.
"Boss, I didn't do anything!" Hou Er walked towards Pixiu, raised his finger and pointed at the two little guys: "I just asked what dishes you two want, and that's it."
Pixiu: "It's okay, you go to rest and ask Jia Suzhen to pour tea and bring it over."
Hou Er was a little dissatisfied and was about to speak, but Wen Xi hurriedly said, "The peaches I bought at the entrance of the alley look good. Go buy some and share with your brothers." He smiled at Hou Er, "The money is for Su An. Here, don't pay for it yourself."
"Then I'll go." Hou Er suddenly grinned, leaving the two idiots who were afraid of monkeys behind.
Waiting for him to run out, the two boys who were holding the start were better. They let go of their hands and smiled awkwardly: "We are just a little timid."
Pixiu snorted; "It's okay, it's not shameful to be afraid of monkeys, and your master is also afraid of monkeys."
"Lao Jun is not afraid of monkeys." Jin Tongzi defended.
Pi Xiu thought that was not necessarily true. When Taishang Laojun saw the monkey, he remembered that his elixir would cause high blood pressure, which was more powerful than fear of monkeys.
But he didn't say much, and directly led the two boys to the box to sit down, so as not to see Hou Er when he came back later, he would be embarrassed.
"When you say you want to interview, what are you going to interview?" Pi Xiu held his top traffic status with an indifferent expression: "Now I'm ranked first in the vote, and I'll definitely be first at the end of the vote. There's nothing to canvass votes."
Gindouzi explained in a low voice: "Although you have a great advantage now, the next few are also trying to catch up, and you can't say for sure until the last second."
Pixiu thought for a while: "That's right, then how do you need to shoot?"
He remembered the half-naked photo he put up, and said vigilantly, "I'm a serious person, I don't show flesh."
"No, no, let's just shoot some scenes of your life, and then ask you a few questions." Yin Tongzi took out a stack of manuscripts, indicating that Jin Tongzi can start shooting.
He cleared his throat and asked, "Is that Mr. Pixiu?"
Pixiu stared at him for a while before questioning, "You didn't bring your purple-gold red gourd with you, right?"
The silver boy choked: "It has been taken away by Lao Jun."
"Oh, I'm Pixiu." Pixiu nodded.
Wen Xi sat on the side and smirked, listening to the two people over there asking and answering questions, and asking Pi Xiu to be clear, just like checking the household registration, even the old monster surnamed Pi didn't like to eat carrots.
In the end, when the conversation changed, Pixiu was asked about the incident of the female voter who was torn apart on the forum last time. His face suddenly became gloomy, and he lowered his voice and said sincerely, "It's all a misunderstanding, I won't spend money to participate in these illegal activities. "
Silver Boy nodded: "After all, you are very diligent and thrifty."
Pixiu: …
Wen Xi couldn't help laughing, got up and said, "You two talk slowly, I'll go out and sit for a while."
Pixiu watched him walk away with a dark face, then turned his head and said, "I deleted the sentence just now. What is diligence and thrift? I don't need to spend that money outside."
Are the little things in the house not fragrant enough? Does he have to spend money to find excitement outside
The silver boy nodded: "Okay, the next question is what everyone is more concerned about. How are you and Mrs.?"
Pixiu paused and started talking nonsense with his eyes open: "I have a very good relationship with him, and the forums are full of nonsense. He is very clingy, and he wants me to hold him wherever he goes. If he doesn't like walking by himself, he can't take two steps. The strength is strong, and finally I will hug him."
Relying on Wen Xi's absence, Pi Xiu, who had finished talking nonsense, felt that he had been certified by the head of the family. He raised his head high and walked out of the box. He walked up to Wen Xi and asked, "What would you like to eat at noon?"
Wen Xi thought for a while: "Just eat it, didn't you take a cucumber yesterday? Ren Jiao said that you mixed it, so I'll make another one today?"
"Simple and simple." Pi Xiu replied, turned to look at the Jinyin boy and raised his eyebrows and asked, "Would you like to stay for dinner? I won't charge your money."
Jin Tongzi: "Then can we take the footage of you cooking and cut it into a canvassing video? As long as you say at the end that you want everyone to vote for me."
Pixiu waved his hand without any problem. Today, he is an amiable, generous and warm man.
Su An looked up at the boss after calculating the account, and asked Wen Xi next to him: "What's the matter with the boss today? It's too generous, and it doesn't look like him."
Wenxi: "I'm busy canvassing for my straw man. By the way, what about Qiu Fu? I have to ask him to come out to cook."
"I'm cooking eagles in the room." Su An sighed: "Last night, I scolded Guan Guan all night, and I'm going to continue today. I'll call him when we eat later."
Ren Jiao watched Pixiu busy in the kitchen, his knives were flying, and the camera microphone was standing next to him.
After waiting for Pixiu's last dish to finish, Ren Jiao couldn't help but click his mouth when the camera went out: "It's really hard, the Qianxun old man is open for Fuming, and there is no guarantee in the evening."
"Come on, I should be considered a young and middle-aged person at my age, don't press my head, old man." Pi Xiu glanced at him: "At least Wenxi is more than 600 years old, and Pi Jubao is only 80 years old. You don't even look at who is more human."
Ren Jiao choked: "Just talk about you, don't talk to me. At least me and the little broom are childhood sweethearts, and there is no guessing about the two children. You are considered to be, forcibly robbing the love after marriage, not the crematorium for a few years. Can't get anyone."
"Read more and read more newspapers, and don't treat the scumbags as good medicine." Pi Xiu put down the knife in his hand, looked at Ren Jiao and asked sincerely, "Do you know why I don't want the broom to stay with you?"
Ren Jiao listened attentively: "Why?"
Pixiu: "You have no culture."
Ren Jiao: …
Ren Jiao: "You didn't say that when you lied to me to buy shares. You said that my brain is as smart as my tail."
Pixiu: "That was compared with Qiu Fu. At that time, you stabbed him by his side, but wouldn't he be considered a Wenqu star?"
"What about now?" Ren Jiao was annoyed.
Pixiu: "Compared to Wen Xi, you are nothing."
He wiped his hands, sprinkled the cut cucumbers with seasoning juice, and put a few chili rings: "Okay, don't say that there are none, what are you asking?"
"Last time you said what happened to the shark beads found on KTV in the Crystal Palace?" Ren Jiao coughed: "Don't think too much, I'm just asking a humanitarian question, after all, they are people of the same clan, and..."
Pixiu looked at him: "If you want to know, just go and see for yourself, that batch of shark beads are still in the supervision office, I will call Yang Jian and ask him to take you in to have a look, come back soon after reading, Qiu Fu that stupid boy Busy cooking eagles, you're the only one in the kitchen."
"Got it." Ren Jiao smiled at him: "Thank you."
Pixiu snorted and walked out with his plate in his hand.
"Hey, didn't Wen Xi say he wanted to eat cucumbers?" Ren Jiao raised his chin: "What are you doing?"
Pi Xiu said coldly, "It's not elegant enough to slap a cucumber with a knife, so the cucumber in the robe is worthy of him."
Ren Jiao: …
He stammered and watched the surnamed Pi go out with the plate, until the figure disappeared, and then slowly spit out three words: "Cerebral palsy..."
The atmosphere at the round table outside became lively after Pi Xiu came out with the cucumber. With Pi Xiu there, the golden and silver boy suddenly became more confident, and even if he sat with five monkeys, he would not be so afraid.
In fact, I can't blame them, mainly because Sun Monkey knocked it down with a hammer, casting a shadow on the child.
Ren Jiao finally came out and sat on the table with the soup. Only then did he realize that there seemed to be more bowls and chopsticks on the table. He asked strangely, "Pi Shaodi will go home for dinner at noon?"
Wen Xi reacted: "That was for Nezha, he was at noon today..."
After a pause, he turned his head sharply to look at Pixiu and asked, "Did you forget to call him last night?"
Pixiu was also stunned, and said stunned: "Then I can call him now?"
"It's too late!" Nezha's voice came from the door. He walked in with a deep foot and a shallow foot against the wall, unable to cover the evil spirit around him.
Pi Xiu brought him a stool, and Nezha started scolding the street as soon as he sat down. One mouth was not enough for the third prince, so he made three heads, and opened three mouths at the same time, so shocked that Qiu Fulian rolled into the room on his knees and poured the water Take it out and listen to the teaching of love.
After Nezha's scolding was cool, Pixiu removed his hand from Wenxi's ear.
"Did you call Guanyin yesterday?" Pi Xiu felt ashamed and poured a glass of water for Nezha: "Drink some water to moisten your throat."
Nezha raised three fingers: "Avalokitesvara, lantern, Sakyamuni, three-pronged approach. I can understand the feeling of Sun Monkey being chanted tightly."
"And then what came out?" Pixiu asked.
Nezha glanced at the golden and silver boy sitting next to him with his ears pricked up, and directly transmitted his voice to Pixiu: "I swore that the Linglong Pagoda was not in my hands, and hinted that they were looking for gluttonous food."
He patted Pixiu on the shoulder: "Don't worry, in two days, the wanted list of Tao Ti's bastard will be overwhelming. I can let them post as many psoriasis advertisements as possible."
Although the Linglong Tower is not his own, but the mother is his own.
Nezha thought to himself that when the net of heaven and earth fell, where else could a gluttonous idiot who only knew how to eat could escape!