The East China Sea, a famous historical and cultural city, is the birthplace of many myths and legends, among which Jingwei Reclamation, Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea and Nezha Naohai are the most famous.
"Please look to the left." Ren Jiao, the tour guide, stood on the aisle, holding the microphone and raising his hand to the left.
The crowd turned their heads.
Ren Jiao: "This is a beautiful sea."
Ren Jiao raised his right hand again: "Then please look to your right."
The crowd turned their heads again.
Ren Jiao: "This is another beautiful sea."
Crowd: …
Nezha couldn't help but honked his horn: "Ren Jiao, if you talk too much, come and change shifts with this prince. It's been 12 hours since I've been driving, and my legs are firm!"
Ren Jiao snorted: "I said the third prince, you have three heads and six arms, why can't you have more legs? It's better to step on it in turns."
Nezha sneered: "If I knew you were driving out by yourself, I wouldn't have followed!"
Pixiu explained in a timely manner: "It's good to shrink the magic into an inch, but without the scenery along the way, doesn't the meaning of travel lose?"
Nezha:…
Nezha: "You speak human words."
Pixiu: "Using magic to travel to get documents and money for documents, I don't think it's necessary, and we live a long time, and it's not bad for a day or two, just to let Wen Xi take a look."
Everyone in the car directly extracted his central idea—
You can spend money, but you don't have to.
Well, everyone is done watching the world with the boss lady.
Boss Pi, who was kicked out of the driver's seat, spun a health ball, hugged his ghost wife, and drank wolfberry tea. He was almost wearing Life Fitness elderly shoes.
Nezha changed the guard with Ren Jiao, took off his sunglasses and sat next to Pi Xiu, raised his eyebrows and asked, "I'm thinking about turning the health ball to prevent Alzheimer's disease. You're a little early to prevent it."
Pixiu sneered: "My merit is in the present, and the benefit is in the future."
He put down the health ball, glanced at the map, and found that he had entered the boundary of the East China Sea, so he turned to Nezha and said, "Third Prince, let's discuss."
Nezha looked at him: "What?"
"The East China Sea is the old battlefield, we don't want to go into the village to shoot quietly, take away your breath." Pixiu raised his chin at Huntianling who was rubbing his leg: "Don't let those dragons know You came."
If you know that Nezha is here, it will be troublesome to be honest and not do bad things.
Nezha snorted: "Why is it so troublesome, just find the den and do it."
Although he complained, he still restrained his breath, took off the hot wheel on his ear and put it in his pocket, then took out a pair of black toad mirrors and put it on.
Nezha: "How is it? That's all right."
Pixiu looked up and down, nodded and said, "Yes, very good."
After solving Ne Zha's automatic monster attraction machine, everyone took another hour of driving, and finally arrived at the villa and B&B that Pixiu had ordered.
Pi Jubao was the first to jump out of the car and stood at the gate of the yard to look left and right to check if there was any rubbish on the ground. Ren Jiao followed behind, took a breath, and felt the long-lost taste of the ocean.
Nezha pushed the box and put it on his shoulder: "How long has it been since you came back?"
Ren Jiao thought for a while: "I don't remember, maybe five hundred years."
He stared at the beach not far away, raised his hand and touched the scar on his face, his eyes gradually changed from black to blue, and his breathing eased.
Pixiu went to the boss to get the key, and after saying hello, he rushed to choose a room to put his luggage.
Wen Xi has a room with him, Hou Da Hou San has a room, Hou Er Cao Cao has a room, Hou Si Hou Wu has a room, Nezha Suan has a room, Ren Jiao and Qiu Fu have a room, and Pi Jubao has a room alone.
Qiu Fu opened the window and looked at the sea, and couldn't help but ask, "Brother Jiao, what kind of experience is it to live in the sea?"
Ren Jiao changed his clothes and said lazily: "Thank you for your invitation, I'm in the villa and I just got off the bus. In fact, living in the sea is no different, just drink water until you're full, and you'll never want to know what's in the water. what."
"Ouch—" Qiu Fu reached out and stopped: "Please, let me hear a clean story, please?"
Ren Jiao thought for a while: "Do you know that mermen fight?"
Qiu Fu shook his head: "You guys are still fighting."
Ren Jiao rolled his eyes at him: "Aren't you talking nonsense? How can you choose a mercenary emperor if you don't fight? You really think that you should rely on your face for a beauty contest, that merman should be dead."
He lit a cigarette and recalled the glorious days of the past: "When it comes to choosing the mercenary emperor, all the mermen in this sea area must gather together. The candidates are divided into two groups and slap each other's ears with their tails. , whoever is stronger will win."
Ren Jiao sighed: "Those slaps are more powerful than the dubbing in the TV series. They are crisp and loud, and the scales can be ripped off."
Qiu Fu: …
Damn you, a group of mermaids slapped the boss to choose the boss. Qiu Fu felt that his IQ was insulted, so he went downstairs in silence and decided not to have any communication with Ren Jiao for half a day.
After sitting in the wagon for a long time, Pixiu decided to find a place to eat and try the prawns and crabs, a specialty of the East China Sea, so that Wen Xi, who had never traveled far, had a good time.
A group of people drove around, finally found a seafood food stall with no one at home, parked the car and sat in a private room. Because they were worried about being discovered by the monsters in the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, the old monsters all restrained their demonic energy, and they looked no different from ordinary people.
Wen Xi followed Pi Xiu to choose seafood, and Pi Xiu asked him what he wanted to eat. After that, Boss Pi had a lot of money and all the seafood came.
Wen Xi deliberately glanced at the price board, and couldn't help but say to Pixiu, "The seafood here is so cheap."
"Where is seafood cheaper if the seaside is not cheap?" Pixiu smiled.
Wen Xi turned his head and thought about it, too, there is no cheap place to eat by the sea. He thought for a while and then said, "I see that people say they are going to the sea. We will go to the beach later?"
Pixiu nodded: "Let's go after dinner."
The two returned to the box after ordering. After a while, the food was served. Hou Er patted Ren Jiao on the shoulder and asked, "Brother Jiao, do you mind eating fish?"
Ren Jiao glanced at him: "I've eaten more fish than you have ever eaten of peaches. I can eat fish without spitting up bones, can you eat peaches without spitting out cores?"
Hou Eryi choked: "Then you never see you eating fish in the store."
Ren Jiao sighed: "I ate fish in the sea for more than a thousand years, and it was still raw. I finally got ashore. Isn't it masochistic to eat fish?" He picked up a piece of meat and put it in his mouth with emotion: "It's still pork. delicious."
Seeing this, Pi Shaodi directly scooped a spoonful of meat for him and put it in the bowl: "Then you should eat more."
Wen Xi was taken aback for a moment, and subconsciously gave Pi Xiu a look.
Pi Xiuchuan whispered in his ear, "Ren's arrogance hasn't disappeared since the last parent-teacher meeting."
Wen Xi frowned: "Why is he so angry?"
Pixiu: "The Qi Skin Jubao would rather pluck a hair out of me and make a father than ask him for help."
Wen Xi: …
Wen Xi: "One or two are not normal, I'll just eat."
A large table of seafood was quickly wiped out. Su An, who had been reserved for a long time, after learning that the meal was paid by Pixiu and not AA, rolled up his sleeves and started to grab scallops with the monkey.
It's a rare opportunity to meet a big eater, and those who don't cherish it are fools!
After the meal was full, Pixiu called the waiter to pay the bill and took the bill very generously, but he frowned when he saw the number above, looked at the waiter in front of him and asked, "You miscalculated this price, where is it? Is it that high?"
Wen Xi leaned over to take a look, his face sank and said, "The unit is wrong. It was 40 pounds at the beginning, how come it has become 40 now?"
The waiter glanced at him and said, "Sir, we have clearly marked the price here. Didn't you see it clearly when you ordered it just now?"
Pi Xiu was stunned, and immediately realized that this was a seafood speciality from the East China Sea, and Zaike came together.
He smiled indifferently and slapped the bill on the table: "Call your boss over, and I'll settle the account with him."
The waiter had probably seen the big scene, and seeing Pixiu's attitude, he didn't say much, just took the bill and walked out.
After a while, the private room door was pushed open again, and the bald boss walked in with a few burly men with blue dragons on the left and white tigers on the right, and said, "I heard you want free food?"
The boss glanced at Nezha, who was wearing sunglasses at the table and said with a sneer, "It's shameless to bring a blind man to eat free food."
Nezha: ? ?