After Qiu Fu solved the problem, he walked out of the toilet with his two paralyzed legs. Every step he took was different. At this moment, he suddenly realized the feeling that after the Little Mermaid came ashore, the fish tail turned into a human leg, stepping on the tip of the knife with every step.
As soon as he pushed open the door, he found that Ren Jiao was still there, and his heart trembled.
If you poop, I will not leave. Maybe this is the real good brother.
"Brother Jiao, I'm done, let's go."
As soon as Qiu Fu finished his words, he saw Ren Jiao turning around, holding a fat baby in his arms.
The fat doll has a fish tail, and the red tail hits Ren Jiao's stomach, his mouth is sealed, and his face is unhappy.
Qiu Fu: …
Qiu Fu: "Do you fish as fast as you poop?"
Ren Jiao: …
Ren Jiao: "Are you stinking with cerebral palsy by yourself?"
Qiu Fu raised his hand and slapped himself on the face, making sure that he was not dazzled, and then he walked over and stretched out his hand to poke the face of the fat fry, and the fleshy face was smashed.
"How did this come about?" Qiu Fu asked.
Ren Jiao raised his chin towards the grass: "I just picked it up from the grass."
Qiu Fu glanced back and sighed: "What kind of parent is this, don't throw the child by the toilet, do you have a conscience?"
Ren Jiao felt that the child was not necessarily thrown away, so he weighed up: "Go back first, it's too hot outside."
As soon as the two entered the homestay with the little fat fry, everyone's eyes were locked, especially Pi Xiu, who stared at Ren Jiao like X-rays, and the fat doll in his hand.
Pi Jubao looked at him, looked at the child in his arms, and finally looked at Qiu Fu, who was already refreshed, and fell silent with a dark face.
Wen Xi hesitated to speak, but Nezha sneered and said, "The baby is born very fast, and it will be unloaded in ten minutes."
Pi Xiu looked at Qiu Fu and asked, "What did you just do?"
Qiu Fu was inexplicable: "Shit."
Pixiu pointed at the fry who clapped his tail wildly: "Shit and pull a child? You are very talented, Qiufu."
Ren Jiao: …
"It was picked up by the toilet!" Qiu Fu shouted.
Pixiu slapped the table: "You picked up a fart, why don't you say that it came from a bird? Who threw a child in the toilet in this barren mountain and wilderness? He also threw a fish cub, you look like I picked it up by the toilet. ?"
Qiu Fu paused, the ears on his head popped out of anger, and shaking his ears, he took the cub out of Ren Jiao's arms and compared it with his own face.
The fox spirit jumped like thunder: "You see clearly, he looks like this, I look like this, can I give birth to such a good-looking cub?"
The hall suddenly fell silent.
Qiu Fu: "Don't stop talking, I know you are speechless."
Hou Er: "No, brother, we are thinking about how to comfort you."
Since it wasn't Qiu Fusheng's, Pi Xiu's eyes turned to Ren Jiao again, staring at him with his old husband's condemnation: "Is it really picked up by the toilet?"
Ren Jiao: "Like your wife, it fell from the sky."
He sat down against the small broom, stretched out his hand and waved a large shell full of water on the table. The little fish didn't know how long it had been on land, and it felt a little dry on its tail.
Ren Jiao put the little fish in the shell, but did not release the ban on his mouth.
Pi Jubao held his face and stared at the little fish in the shell, without saying a word.
Wen Xi looked at the red gold-edged fish tail in the water and couldn't help but ask, "What kind of fish is this? The tail is so red."
Pi Xiu looked at the little fish cub's fat like a lotus-shaped arm, and boldly deduced: "To be fat like this, it should be a fat-headed fish."
As soon as he finished speaking, the red tail twitched and poured a handful of water on Pi Xiu.
Pixiu stretched out his hand to block it, looked at the sealed mouth of the fat-headed fish cub, and said, "The curse on the mouth has been lifted."
"Untie him, he will blow bubbles." Ren Jiao pinched his tail and warned: "Untie it for you, talk well, don't blow bubbles."
He snapped his fingers, and the little fish spit out a series of serial water bubbles at him.
The broom turned his left hand into a prototype, waved it in front of Ren Jiao, all the bubbles were punctured immediately, and not a single one remained.
Ren Jiao touched the head of the small broom, looked at the little fish and asked, "Who are you, what are you doing on the shore with such a small mermaid?"
The fat-headed fish cub twitched his tail sharply: "I'm the king of sharks, I can go wherever I want!"
Pixiu was taken aback: "Is there a pocket version of the merman now? Is it the same principle as the Dutch pig?"
Wen Xi looked at the little fat man who looked like a doll in the New Year's picture, and couldn't help laughing. He reached out and handed him a grape: "You are the emperor of the shark, why did you come ashore?"
The little fat man grabbed his hand and stared at the shark beads on it: "Why are you wearing shark beads, bad guy!"
He opened his mouth and was about to bite, but Pi Xiu grabbed the little fat man's head and pulled Wen Xi's hand out.
"Isn't it a fish? How is it like a dog?" Pixiu shook the back of his neck, "Why do you say that those who wear shark beads are bad people? Have you seen other people wearing shark beads?"
The little merman twisted and shouted: "Where did you lock the merman? Let them go quickly! Otherwise I'll be angry!"
Pixiu was happy, thinking that he had lived for thousands of years, and for the first time I heard someone threaten me that he was going to be angry.
He threw the little shark into Ren Jiao's arms: "It's all fish, just ask."
Ren Jiao carried the little merman, pinched the tip of his tail and threatened: "I'll ask you to answer, if you don't obey me, I'll grab a piece of your fish scales."
The little merman stared at him and threatened: "You dare?"
Ren Jiao pinched a piece of his fish scale and tugged at it: "See if I dare."
The little merman was honest, Ren Jiao put him back in the shell, added some water and asked, "How did you escape from the holy land, a little merman?"
"Running out when they don't pay attention." The little shark said honestly.
Ren Jiao stretched out his hand and flicked his tail: "Lie, you said that you are the emperor of the shark, and you are still a cub, how could you let you run away so easily."
"They all think I'm young and don't take me as the boss at all!" The little merman glared at him: "I ran out while they were discussing things!"
Ren Jiao raised his eyebrows: "run out and run out, why are you going ashore when you have nothing to do?"
The little merman's lips moved, hesitatingly said: "They all said that the former merman emperor was powerful, I'm going to find him..."
Ren Jiao paused in his heart, and his face was not revealed at all: "The former mercenary emperor? Didn't the previous merman emperor get old until the next one? You should go to the burial ground to find it instead of coming to land."
"Who said he's old! He's okay! He just went ashore! I heard from those sisters that he is the best looking and most handsome merman! His tail is three meters long! It can smash rocks when it is drawn, even if it is The dragon of the East China Sea can't stop his tail! He can live ten thousand years! He will never grow old!"
Pixiu sneered: "If you live ten thousand years, isn't that the old man?"
Wen Xi glanced at him, thinking that the age of the old monster is not far from the old man.
Lao Wang Ba Ren Jiao coughed twice: "Actually, he's not that good either."
"You fart! He is the best in the world with me!" The little merman shook his red tail and his mood suddenly dropped: "But if I found this place with the Wang Wangzhu, I couldn't find him."
The little merman, who had never traveled far, went ashore in order to chase the stars, pierce the clouds and break the waves, and finally found it, but suddenly there was no demonic guidance. Fans who are cheated of money by scalpers are just as miserable.
Wen Xi heard the little shark sniff, two tears squeezed out of his eyes, turned into white crystal shark beads in the air and fell into the shell, hitting the water with a clear sound.
"When he finds me, he will arrest you bad guys."
Ren Jiao took out a piece of paper to wipe his nose, and said lightly, "The Emperor Mermaid can't cry."
"But I can't help it." The little merman choked and said.
Nezha touched his chin and looked at the choking little merman, squatted down and asked, "Are all the little mermen in your clan as cute as you?"
The little shark was stunned for a moment, blinked his eyes and suddenly blushed, hugged his tail and said, "They... They're also pretty, but I'm the best."
"You are the shark emperor, of course you are the best looking." Nezha patted his head: "Why do you say that those who wear shark beads are bad people?"
The little shark frowned: "The sharks were tricked by the bad guys. They forced the sharks to cry and wanted their tears to turn into shark beads."
"So you want to find the former merman emperor to come back to save them, right?" Nezha coaxed with a gentle voice, took out candy from his pocket and put it in the little merman's hand: "Don't cry."
The little merman held the candy and lowered his eyes and said, "If I'm good enough, I don't need to bother him. But I'm too young..."
"You are young, but the other mermen are not young, why don't you let them come?" Ren Jiao asked coldly.
The little merman muttered, "They don't dare, every time I tell them to come out to find them, they always say that they have done something sorry for the king and have no face to go to him."
Ren Jiao was silent for a while, and the fist on his leg gradually clenched.
The little broom stared at his expression, slowly took his hand, squeezed and said, "Don't, don't be sad."
"It's all right." Ren Jiao took his hand, stared at the little merman and said, "I will take you back to the sea tonight."
The little merman frowned: "No, other monsters can't get in the merman's place!"
Pi Jubao explained: "He is not another monster, he is a merman."
The little merman was stunned for a moment, then looked at Ren Jiao and blinked: "Liar, mermen never leave scars!"
"I didn't lie!" The broom slapped Ren Jiao's hand, "He is, is the King of the Mermaid!"
Ren Jiao coughed, looked at the little shark and said sincerely, "Yes, I am the person you are looking for."
Little Mermaid:…
He stared at Ren Jiao and blinked. Tears had accumulated in his eyes. He said in a hoarse voice, "I don't believe it, unless you show me your tail!"
Ren Jiao coughed lightly, stood up and floated in the air, a white light flashed, and a black-tailed merman appeared in the air.
The little merman looked in disbelief, sobbed and asked, "Why, why is your tail black..."
Ren Jiao paused: "I did tanning some time ago, and I went too far."