A BMW car has four wheels, and a BMW foal has four legs. Rounding up is the same thing.
Pi Xiu comforted himself, and Wen Xi jumped out of the car and raised the contract in his hand at him, and said loudly, "The car I saw is still in stock, just wait for two days to pick up the car."
Such a sentence pulled Pixiu back from the brink of death. He held Wen Xi's hand and nodded: "Then what happened to these four horses?"
Wen Xi smiled embarrassedly: "It's rented, and the dowry is all my dowry, and it's all for you."
Pi Xiu leaned over for a kiss and dragged Wen Xi into the house: "I also have something for you to see..."
When he saw his body, Wen Xi was stunned. He touched his face and then the body, and exclaimed, "It's really the same."
Hou Er took the camera and leaned over to show Wen Xi the vlog: "That's for sure, Empress Nuwa's level of human creation is very good."
With the physical body, the BMW also has, everything is ready, just waiting for marriage!
Now, unlike in the past, the marriage of monsters and gods is a lively event, and the marriage of Pixiu, an old man who has been unmarried for thousands of years, is a lively event.
On the day Pixiu-style publicized the wedding invitation, the forum went silent for two seconds, then collapsed in an instant.
"I thought I could wait, but I ended up waiting for a marriage certificate! Grass!"
"When you fall in love with someone who loves to go home, your ending is just endless waiting."
"Li Tao, can't you say this time it's really a second child?"
The ghosts cry, the wolf howls, the chickens croak, and thousands of words are combined into one sentence—
Mom, I'm really lost in love today!
It was the first time that Su An's private house photo business encountered Waterloo, but he had no mind to take care of it. The old man named Pi was too picky about weddings, and several of his plans were rejected.
In a fit of anger, Su An came up with a wedding plan that combines Chinese and Western styles at the bottom of the box.
Unexpectedly, Pixiu nodded in agreement.
Pixiu: "I've let you do it a long time ago, we're not bad for money."
Boss Pi patted the abacus on the shoulder, and he didn't see the stingy appearance of adding water to the soup in the past.
Su An rolled his eyes and felt that it was a good time to take advantage of the fire. If Pixiu really lost his head, his life would soon be filled with sunshine on the field of hope.
Su An coughed and reminded the boss, "Boss, our salary hasn't been raised for ten years. It's your happy day, why don't you..."
Pixiu: "Su An."
Su An responded quickly.
Pixiu turned to look at him: "Do you think I'm stupid?"
Stupid enough to give a guy a raise just because he's married
Su An immediately shut up, restrained her desire for a raise, and devoted herself to the wedding preparations in full swing. But on the eve of the wedding, he was still thinking about Pixiu's stinginess, which stumbled him.
Three days before the wedding, the couple were separated and could not meet.
Pi Xiu's face darkened, watching the little shark emperor and the little broom who came to the wedding occupy his bedroom, and Boss Pi, who was driven out by Wen Xi with a smile, clapped his hand, saying that he would go by himself! He went downstairs aggressively with the pillows and quilts between them.
If it wasn't for three days, he couldn't bear it.
Waiting for the tiger to come out after three days, these little cubs will go as far as the master.
The wedding finally arrived in the expectation of everyone. The Unspeakable Wedding Live Broadcasting Building in the forum at 01:00 that day was hung high on the top, and the entire wedding process was posted on it.
At 8:00, the two grooms set off and made a circle back to the restaurant in the opposite direction.
Then Pixiu went upstairs to pick up Wenxi, and after receiving the person, they took a car around together, and finally went back to the restaurant to hold the ceremony.
Feng, who did not miss any business opportunities, even signed a live broadcast agreement with Pixiu. He swore to Tiandao that after the wedding, he would trim Pixiu a Chinese-quality documentary on the tip of his tongue.
The surnamed Pi naturally agreed, and took the opportunity to squeeze Feng Du for a live broadcast fee to fill the gap these days.
At eight o'clock in the morning, the wedding officially started. Pixiu set off from the restaurant in a tailored suit, sitting in the Rolls-Royce Phantom he bought the day before and leading his best man convoy to show off for a week around the city.
BMW's four hooves are good, but the Rolls-Royce's name is longer and sounds more stylish and more elegant.
The best man group, Yang Jian, Nezha, and Ren Jiao, with their hair combed into adults' appearance, and dressed in handsome suits, today they are more handsome than imagined.
The chickens in the live barrage are so tired from the back, they can only type and say that they are really gone, please stop exuding your damn charm!
Under the arrangement of Su An, the headlights of the high-end sports car are covered with shark beads that have nowhere to be placed. The body is covered with red happy words and carefully selected red roses. At first glance, it looks like it has driven a few times on the road. A red gun battle.
After Pixiu drove around the city, Wen Xi got up to clean up, and the little merman who was going to be a flower girl was also called up. After washing his face and brushing his teeth, Wen Xi put a few lumps of moisturizer on his face.
The little shark closed his eyes and rubbed the incense, while Wen Xi put on a suit with the same leather trim, his long hair tied up high, and his black hair was dangling behind his back with golden threads strung with pearls.
Pixiu drove him on a horse, and the two started in opposite directions, but they both ended up returning to the restaurant after different paths.
It's like two people who are obviously unable to fight in opposite directions, but they turn around and coincidence, and finally live together, lying on a bed and covering a quilt.
The monsters took pictures in two separate ways, showing Pixiu and the beautiful male ghost who had been hiding on the second floor of the restaurant for a long time.
The live barrage was quiet for a few seconds after seeing Wen Xi's face, and then burst out screaming for what the fuck.
"Fuck you, don't say he doesn't deserve it!"
"Her men don't hurt people! Beautiful women are only for beautiful women! Please contact me immediately!"
"Pretty mom is real!"
"He came to elope with me on horseback with the child, thank you!"
Although Pixiu's face is very handsome, he has seen it too many times and it is not fresh.
In the end, because Pixiu was too happy to run a red light, he was stopped by the traffic police on the spot for education and issued a ticket. So Wenxi went back to the restaurant first and sat in the room waiting for Pixiu to come back.
The newly added door and the pearl jade curtain were locked several times by Su An. The Queen Mother of the West took Yaochi's goddaughter and the second general of Heng Ha, who was a friendly guest, at the door, waiting for Pi Xiu to knock on the door.
Wen Xi looked at their movements and laughed: "Do you need my help?"
"No, you just have to sit today." The Queen Mother of Xi stuffed Wen Xi with candy and let him sit and eat, and the little merman circled around Pi Jubao's feet, complaining that the fabric of his trousers made his legs uncomfortable.
The Queen Mother of the West suddenly snorted, and the sound of footsteps came, and the people in the room suddenly fell into a state of first-level alert.
Pixiu didn't open the door. He pushed it hard, and then he heard a hum from inside. The door was firmly held back and he couldn't push it open.
The Queen Mother of the West coughed: "Lao Pi, we have been friends for so many years, we will not embarrass you when you get married, just answer a few questions and we will open the door."
Pixiu pushed the door hard: "I thought that I invited you to come here as an internal response, and I didn't ask you to rebel to block my door."
Heng Ha two will wrestle with him: "Pixiu, it is difficult for Tang Seng to obtain scriptures, so what if you marry your wife and ask you three questions?"
Nezha raised his eyebrows: "People have to answer questions when they pick up their wife? Be careful not to get married and go out and be kicked by a donkey."
The Queen Mother of the West smiled: "Zhang Guolao's donkey is still arranged by you to pull the soy milk you want today in the backyard. Is there a second donkey in this world that can kick us?"
Ren Jiao understood the world's market conditions, and quickly interrupted several people's words, stuffed a red envelope from the door and said, "Okay, the Queen Mother of the West, for the sake of our old skin and old trees, keep the problem simple and don't embarrass others. ."
"It's not too bad." The Queen Mother of the West cleared her throat and asked loudly, "First question! How many buns are on Sakyamuni's head?"
Pixiu's face appeared in front of Sakyamuni's face that the discount donor of the Western Heaven travels was coming soon, and he was immediately angry: "Who the hell knows this? I have intense phobia! I panic when I see his hair!"
"Then the second question!" The Queen Mother of the West stretched her voice: "How many times does Jingwei call Jingwei a year?"
Pixiu was suffocated: "Jingwei doesn't even know how many sentences he has to repeat in a year? Just tell me, don't you want me to get married at all?"
"Okay, alright, stop arguing, the last question! Pull it down if you can't say it!" Xiwangmu slapped the door and reminded that Pixiu's dark face was already accumulating power. If Xiwangmu was rehabilitated, he swore that he would punch him Violently opened the door and brought Wen Xi out directly.
But just as he charged up, he heard Wen Xi's voice coming from behind the door.
Wenxi: "The last question, how much have I spent with you from the beginning to now?"
Pixiu: …
Nezha frowned: "Who remembers this, Pixiu, you said he..."
Pixiu interrupted Nezha suddenly, reporting a huge number accurate to two decimal places.
Nezha:…
The people who greeted the relatives were quiet, and no one really thought that Pi Xiu could tell the numbers, but he used his strength to slap his face, and he really did it.
It's you! The stingy ancestor Pixiu!
Two seconds later the door opened.
The Queen Mother of the West gave Pi Xiu a thumbs up, and sighed sincerely: "It's awesome, really."
Pi Xiu was too lazy to care about him, he was about to go down with Wen Xi in his arms, but was held down by Wen Xi.
Wen Xi looked at him: "I want to go down with you."
Pixiu paused and said ok, then held his face and kissed Wen Xi a long time in front of everyone.
The live camera shot the kiss with a 360-degree long shot, striving to present the entire kissing scene perfectly.
There is constant discussion in the barrage:
"Did you see that the third prince looked sour."
"The third prince has a healthy body for thousands of years and has no objects. It's too bad that he is married and single."
"To be honest, I didn't know who to be jealous of at the moment."
"My husband kissed my husband, rounded up and kissed me."
The two went downstairs holding hands, just standing in the hall when two cannons rang out.
The sharks held up the colored tubes in their hands and shot them into the air. What others dropped was just golden plastic paper, and they dropped serious gold foil and fritillary.
Focus on showing a rich person.
When the monkey spirits saw that their boss had successfully picked up their relatives and went downstairs, they immediately blew the trumpet and played the gong. They brought out their skills as street performers, and gave the surname Pi a Spring Festival prelude to set off the atmosphere.
Getting married is the most important thing!
But when the little sharks began to walk in front, sprinkle gold and petals and say auspicious words, the Spring Festival Overture was replaced by a dream wedding, which perfectly realized the integration of Chinese and Western cultures.
Pi Xiu took Wen Xi out, and the two had to take a car around and then go back to the restaurant for a table.
It used to be horseback riding, but now it's by car. Pixiu's marriage is by horse-drawn carriage. The combination of Chinese and Western!
Four BMWs walked in front with Rolls-Royce, and the two newcomers sat in the car for a circle. The camera first gave a shot of the horse, and then a shot of the two people in the car.
The combination of Chinese and Western characters is engraved in the bones of this wedding.
After a row of ellipses in the barrage, someone finally broke the silence.
"I don't know what to say, so I wish them a happy wedding."
After one circle, the wedding climax was finally reached. The previous part of worship was cancelled and replaced by an oath. The Jade Emperor stood in front of the two people as a guest priest in white, and only asked a simple question—
"Are you still willing to be with him when he has no money?"
After getting a willing answer, the Jade Emperor coughed: "Now you can exchange rings."
The ring was bought by Pixiu. Everyone has a clear understanding of his aesthetic level, and he feels that it has nothing to do with low-key, but no one thought that he could go so far.
Ten rings, he brought ten rings to Wen Xi, diamonds, gems, pearls, and gold.
Ren Jiao stood below dumbfounded. He pulled La Suan and asked, "Did you know that before?"
Su An waved his hands weakly: "Don't ask me, I don't know anything."
After the ceremony, we were finally able to open the table and have dinner. Monkey 12345 helped set the chopsticks, Guan Guanfei started to pick up the guests with his own voice in the air, and arranged for the guests to be seated in an orderly manner.
The guy in the restaurant took off his suit and got into the kitchen. Cao Cao's hands were long and long, and the food was served in the hall and the kitchen was running on both sides. While running, he also reminded the octopus spirit who came to help from the East China Sea.
"Brother Huo Xiao! Your two tentacles are familiar, didn't you smell it?"
Nezha took out all three heads and six arms to help stir-fry the vegetables. He scolded Pi Xiu while chopping the vegetables. He acted viciously as if he thought the meat on the cutting board was Pi Xiu.
Because it was a running water feast, Pi Xiu and Wen Xi came out to toast a circle of wine. After listening to the auspicious words, the twelve golden immortals and seventy-two gods would take turns to drink wine for Pi Xiu. If they could drink, the couple joined forces to drank them all.
Just as the banquet was heating up, Wen Xi was suddenly patted on the shoulder, and a strange-looking man smiled at him with a glass of wine: "I heard that the old ancestor Pi was newly married today, so I came here to be happy."
Wen Xi was just stunned, and then realized that Tao Ti was standing in front of him.
Tao Ti drank the wine in one gulp and smiled at Wen Xi: "Don't you drink it?"
Wen Xi nodded quickly and took Pi Xiu for a drink.
Tao Ti nodded and smiled, and Wen Xi heard the second sister's voice ringing in her ears: "Little brother is dressed up nicely today, and seeing you get married and married, my sister's wish is finally fulfilled."
Wen Xi was about to say a few more words when he saw Tao Ti gently shaking his head at him.
"Have another drink, I toast you." Pixiu poured him a bottle of wine, and the two of them clinked the glasses and drank them all.
Tao Ti didn't stay for a long time, secretly stuffed Wen Xi a piece of red paper and left the words "gift money".
Pi Xiu looked at Wen Xi's somewhat disappointed face, put his arms around him and whispered, "It will take a long time in the future, so don't worry."
Wen Xi responded and began to entertain the newly arrived guests.
The busiest time of the back kitchen passed, Ren Jiao, Qiufu and Nezha finally had time to come out to take a breath and eat and drink with the guests. The monkey spirits who have been helping in the hall have long been drinking too much. They found that the original form was full of drunken boxing. After being applauded, they picked up the erhu gongs and drums and began to play music.
The following people cheered for a while, and there were even people who drank too much and went crazy and danced to the Spring Festival prelude played by monkeys. The people below took a video with their mobile phones and posted it on the Internet—
"The lost monkey opera is rare to see in a hundred years!"
Ren Jiao lost his sanity after drinking, and didn't want to let the monkey spirits show the limelight. A Harrier turned over to the stage and began to play some music. He frantically winked at Pi Shaodi who was under the stage and invited him to participate in the dance. Wang feasts, swings with himself.
Pi Jubao silently lowered his head and pretended to look around at the scenery, but Qiu Fu, who had been drinking too much, took the stage resolutely, transformed himself into the master of shadows, and used his body to question his arrogant brother—
Would you love me if I let you do it all over again
Ren Jiao gave him a kick, and also answered this sobering question with his own behavior.
No, go away!
From the daytime to the beginning of the lantern, the whole restaurant lost a layer of skin after the last guest was sent away, and they didn't have the strength to talk on the table, let alone the strength to make trouble in the bridal chamber.
Tonight, the second floor was contracted by Pi Xiu and Wen Xi. The two went upstairs holding hands and began to enjoy the time that only belonged to them.
Their bridal chamber spends candle night.