Pixiu clawed at the wall and stared at the fluttering little yellow duck windshield. He flipped his hands and fell to the ground, pulling himself up to the windshield, which made him shiver.
This quilt has been with him for many years, from birth to death, against the wind and rain, and the feelings are extraordinary. But Pixiu turned his head and saw that the limited edition Givenchy he had purchased at a high price was smeared with mud, and immediately threw the quilt in his hand to pick up the clothes.
Before his hand touched the clothes, he heard a meow coming from the clothes.
I don't know what is wrapped in the middle, and it keeps shaking.
The old monster's face darkened, and he directly picked up his Givenchy, revealing a little cat with his hair standing upright and grinning at himself... Kitty
He squatted down and suppressed it with his demonic power, and reached out to hold the trembling kitten looking at him by the back of his neck and brought it up in front of him. Although he only had a slap in the face, he could still feel that this was not an ordinary kitten.
It's a kitten monster.
The white hair and silver gradient is not a native breed, it should be only mixed blood, and I don't know how it came here.
Pixiu shook the kitten in his hand, whose throat was choked by fate: "Can you talk? Just talk if you can."
The kitten meowed twice, seemingly unable to speak.
"How did you teach this? You can't say anything." Pixiu looked up at the rain that was getting heavier and heavier, and asked impatiently at the sky, "Can you stop it? Can't you go down to the cemetery?"
Tiandao made a thunder, no.
Pixiu: "Then let's discuss, can we cool down after the meal, it's already August, can we cool down for two days?"
Tiandao made another thunder, no way.
Pixiu's face darkened, he took his dirty clothes and scolded his cat and walked away. After two steps, he remembered the little yellow duck quilt that was still on the ground, and turned back to get it.
He Pixiu is really the first person who is diligent in the family.
Wen Xi was wiping his hair from the bathroom when he saw Pi Xiu come back with a cat in the soup, and the clothes on his hands were wet and dirty. I don't know where I went and turned around, but I found the windshield quilt that was missing before.
He glanced at Pixiu: "What have you been doing? You've collected some clothes and brought them home with tatters?"
The kitten smelled the fragrance emanating from Wenxi's body, turned her eyes to him, meowed softly, and blinked, the forty-five-degree elevation angle perfectly showed her cuteness, and it could best evoke human affection for cats.
Wen Xi immediately took the bait and changed his words: "I also brought a kitten back."
He hugged the kitten in a towel, and didn't forget to say, "Your hands are so strong, it must be hurt by you, meowing."
Pi Xiu's face darkened: "Where am I getting so strong?"
Wen Xi glanced at him, and lifted up his clothes to reveal two handprints on his waist: "Look, did you do it? I was frightened when I took a shower and looked in the mirror just now."
"I didn't do it on purpose, who could control it at that time?" Pi Xiu coughed and took the kitten from Wen Xi's hand: "I'm going to take a shower, and I have to wash my clothes again."
The kitten returned from Xiangxiang's arms back to the old monster's hand, and immediately struggled and barked towards Wenxi Mia Mia.
Wenxi reached out to pick it up and was dodged by Pixiu.
"Don't hug it, it's not a serious kitten monster. It stole the windshield of my electric car, and it also bit off a piece of clothes that I was drying. Now I have to wash it again." Pixiu said. Playing the kitten's head: "Stop barking, I'll take you a bath, and send you to the nursery after washing."
Wenxi thought that the kitten was so weak, maybe she was hungry, so she went downstairs in clothes and wanted to find some milk powder for the kitten to drink.
But as soon as he went downstairs, he heard Hou Er lying on the table crying, listening to listening standing on the table, patted his head with white paws: "Don't cry, there are times when we get together and leave, nothing lasts forever."
Wen Xi was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously asked Su An who was beside him who was doing the accounting: "What's wrong? Why did you suddenly cry?"
Su An didn't lift her head, pressed the calculator and said, "I was cheated by an overturned car in online dating. The other side said she was an 80-pound cute girl, but she was actually a 180-pound bald monster. While picking her feet, she texted Hou Er and scolded him for being stupid. , was heard by the truth, talked to Hou Eryi, and confronted others and that's it."
"Right, right, that man wore a pink loli head and scolded a cow to death, but he still called Guan Guan to send a voice to line up with people, and he won the scolding after scolding." Hou San couldn't help but click his mouth. : "My second brother is too miserable."
Wen Xi looked at him: "You think he is miserable, then why are you laughing?"
"Because this isn't the first time I've been deceived." Hou San glanced at Hou Er, who was in pain, lowered his voice and said with a smile, "No one will fall twice in a river, but Hou Er can."
Wen Xi: …
Di Ting raised his paw and patted Hou Er's monkey head again: "Forget it, don't be sad, three-legged toads are hard to find, and two-legged girls are hard to find?"
"What do you know?" Hou Er patted his hand away and wiped his tears: "I finally negotiated to see her next week, and suddenly gave me such a hand. Is this a human thing?"
Giving both hope and despair, Hou Er slapped the table to the sky and swore, "I won't date anyone online anymore!"
"What kind of shit is your English level?" Qiu Fu put the dish in front of him: "Isn't it just online dating? Grandpa has never been in online dating, is it worse than you? Are you sad? No one came to serve the dishes."
Hou Er paused, looked at Qiu Fu's black face, and felt a lot of balance in his heart: "After all these years, you really don't have a partner?"
Qiu Fu: "No, those who came to hook up with me are all directed at my family, and no one is looking for me as a person."
Hou Er paused and couldn't help but say, "If they picture you, what are they pictured?"
Verbal violence kills invisible, igniting the anger of the lonely fox in the empty boudoir, holding the dish directly with the monkey, the two only practice leg exercises, and the crackling makes Wen Xi look dumbfounded, for a while. Forgot to make milk powder.
After the kitten took a bath, he was hungry and barked. Pixiu was so arrogant that he went downstairs with the cat and called Wenxi, "Is there any milk powder? Give it a shower and keep barking."
Wen Xi returned to her senses, and was about to get hot water, but was immediately stopped by Pi Xiu, who shoved a cat into her arms.
"Forget it, come on, don't get burned." Pi Xiu walked to the kitchen with the milk powder, and slapped Qiu Fu and Hou Er one by one: "If you force Lai Lai again, the two of you will go to the kitchen instead. Be a beauty customer service, and go out to the streets to solicit customers in women's clothes."
He looked back at Di Ting and asked, "Where's the irrigation?"
Ting Ting wagged his tail: "I just seemed to be frightened by me, and flew up to the tree in the yard and cursed."
"Okay, don't be so scared that it can't speak, and you have to count on him to answer the phone and take orders." Pixiu nodded, pushed open the door and entered the kitchen, while looking for a bottle to make milk.
The kitten started to meow at Wenxi when it smelled the aroma of the food, and stepped on him with its front paws, then approached and licked. Wen Xi touched its back: "No, you are too young, you have to drink milk."
The eyes of the customers in the store were involuntarily attracted to the kitten, and the hair on his body was a little silver gradation. There is a demon force, and he keeps digging into the proprietress's arms, Mia Mia wants milk like a mother.
When they turned their heads on the left, they saw Wen Xi coaxing the kitten with a smile on her face; when they turned their heads on the right, they saw Pixiu swinging out with a feeding bottle.
Understand, everyone understands.
Too strong, the bridal chamber gave birth to a son the next day, and directly turned over the genetic inheritance. The scales did not grow, and the hair grew directly. Is this the result of cross-species hybridization and inheriting the excellent traits of the parents
It's unbelievable!
The two went upstairs with the cat in their arms, not paying attention to the neatness of the movements behind them. The frontline reporter went online again to capture this rare time of Pixiu's fatherly love.
When Ren Jiao picked up the broom and came back from the cram school, he heard the noise in the store, and there was even a daring one, so he stopped Pi Jubao and asked, "Little boss, can you tell me your brother's birth time?"
Pi Shaodi was taken aback: "My brother?"
Ren Jiao frowned: "What?"
When the guests saw that they didn't know, they immediately became excited, dancing and vividly describing the scene where Pi Xiu was full of fatherly love to make milk powder to feed the cub, and even described the soft light on his face, so that the cub stayed where he was and did not move, he went to rush A milk powder is coming.
The back is very Zhu Ziqing.
Ren Jiao put out a big question mark: "It's just that the mouse doesn't give birth so fast, right? Can you run and meow with your eyes open in one night?"
"Hey, Old Ancestor Pi is a big demon, how can he compare with a mouse?" The guest waved his hand and sighed with sincerity that Old Ancestor Pi didn't speak for the men's hospital because of his ability, which really buried this talent.
Ren Jiao: …
He didn't want to see Pi Xiu come to Shanhai Hospital with a black face saying that he was infertile as soon as he turned on the TV.
Suddenly Pi Jubao called out beside him, took off his schoolbag and threw it aside and ran to the backyard: "I have a younger brother, a younger brother! I don't have to go to school!"
Every time Pixiu and Wenxi say that you are the only baby in the family, they point to your baby who is going to college and has a good face. Now there is another baby, and he is finally relieved! Never have to go to school again!
Ren Jiao let out a cry, grabbed his schoolbag and chased after Pi Jubao: "Come back to me and do my homework!"
Upstairs Pi Xiu's hand suddenly shook, the kitten choked on the milk, raised his hand and gave him a paw, but it was useless, and Pi Xiu didn't even leave a mark on the back of his hand.
Wen Xi packed up the clothes that had been thrown aside last night, and suddenly a red piece of paper fell out of his pocket.
He squatted down and picked it up and said, "This is what my sister gave me when they came yesterday."
The words "gift money" were written with gold powder on the red paper. Wen Xi stretched out his hand and tore off the gold thread on it. His hand sank, and a white light flashed in front of his eyes. A bunch of golden things poured out frantically, making him scream in shock.
Thousands of miles away, Tao Tishou, who was writing with Qianniang, paused and said with a smile, "Huaiyu has opened the gift money, thinking that he should like those things."