Although the surnamed Pi pursues perfection, he didn't really lose his mind and gave the cat a whole lot of chrysanthemums. He just used a trick on the kitten's butt, and the chrysanthemum disappeared without a trace, and it was just invisible to ordinary monsters.
And personally named Pi Zhaocai, and his brother Pi Jubao happened to make a pair of Zhaocai Jubao to express his father's yearning for a better life.
The person who came here to touch the lucky cat saw the buttocks with only hairy bells and no holes, and thought that it must be a kind of Pixiu. Ordinary monsters are definitely not born. There are three thousand worlds in the sky and the world, only the Pixiu family.
The child could be born the next day, and the Pixiu Men's Hospital accepted a dozen invitations for endorsement, and in the end, all of them were used by Wen Xi to make up the uneven mahjong table at home.
The kitten sat at the door for a while to attract wealth, and the whole cat swelled like a face. Although it still had big silver eyes, it gradually turned into a giant cat. Like a little tiger, the table at the door had been crushed.
Pi Xiu was busy counting money in hindsight, and his reaction was wrong. Only the orange cat overwhelmed the kang, and there was no reason for the white cat to sleep over the table. He was smoking a cigarette and looked at his cheap second son in a complicated mood, and suddenly understood the feeling of someone raising a miniature guinea pig and the result was 300 pounds.
He called this feeling deceived, a foreign devil like Yang Jian.
The old monster asked Ren Jiao, Qiufu and the two brothers in confusion: "You say, what kind of cat demon can grow so big? The orange cat is not fat. Don't let me touch it."
Ren Jiao shook his head: "Don't ask, it's just that the hybrid species are different."
"What the hell are you doing? I picked it up, not Wen Xisheng and I." Pi Xiu clicked, watching the big white cat's name suddenly pop up in his heart, but he didn't believe it.
Qiu Fu stared at it seriously for a while, patted his head and asked, "Is it possible that this is not a cat at all to attract wealth?"
"What is that if it's not a cat? It's face is round, but it's a cat's face." Pi Xiu took a deep breath and sighed: "He can eat a bag of cat food a day now, and he won't eat it if it's not a good one. As soon as I lay on the bed, I have nowhere to sleep."
Ren Jiao laughed: "Then you can be ruthless, put it on the ground, and you can beat it twice if you don't obey. It's so fat, you can beat it twice."
"What to beat or not?" Pi Xiu scratched his hair: "It doesn't matter if it sheds all the hair on the bed, I will talk about Wenxi when I fall asleep, if he sees me making money, he can talk to him about it. I'll do it."
Qiu Fu choked: "It's really a child, you have a pretty heart. You can't compare with this old thing."
Pi Xiu's face darkened: "Without this old man like me, how can he still have a good life?"
He threw the cigarette butt in his hand and walked upstairs: "You guys are watching in the store, I have to go out to Nezha, he said that the lotus root is in trouble, there seems to be something else at the bottom of the pond, and he wants me to help Go clean up."
Ren Jiao responded and told Pi Xiu to remember to bring back some lotus root, just in time for the night market stall to sell spicy lotus root.
Pi Xiu opened the bead curtain, before calling Wen Xi, his legs were arched, Pi Zhaocai swayed his tail and rushed into the room in front of him, and went to the nest next to Wen Xi who was playing mahjong in front of the computer, coquettish a sound.
Wen Xi played a card, put his arms around Pi Zhaocai and rubbed his white belly: "Oh, who is this, why didn't you run up from playing below?"
Pi Zhaocai meowed and rubbed Wenxi.
Wenxi hugged him and wanted to hug him on her lap, but the cat was too heavy to move, so she could only sigh and say, "How good you looked when you were a child, Dad's little padded jacket, how did you grow so big?"
"I think it's pretty good now. If you can't be a little padded jacket, you can be your big fur." Pi Xiu snorted, pulled Pi Zhaocai aside, sat next to Wen Xi and kissed his face, but the kiss ended. A mouthful of cat hair.
Pi Xiu's face darkened, he wiped Wen Xi's face clean with the wet tissue next to him, and carefully held his face and kissed him.
After the kiss, Wen Xi had already been hugged and sat on the computer table, with Pi Xiu's waist between his legs, and he whimpered twice before being let go. Pixiu stroked his back and said lightly, "From today, I find a cat hair on you, and I will kiss you once."
"Then just tell me to shave the hair that attracts fortune." Wen Xi laughed, touched Pi Xiu's hot face and asked, "Why are you so angry?"
"I feel cheated. Your cheap son doesn't seem to be a simple cat." Pi Xiu glanced at the gymnast Pi Zhaocai who was raising his legs and splitting and licking his bells, and thought that he might be thinking too much.
Although the body is a bit like a tiger, but...
Pi Zhaocai felt his father's sight, and immediately put down his legs and snorted at him.
Although I am small, please take my privacy seriously, thank you.
Pixiu: …
Wen Xi looked at him strangely: "Although Lucky is a little fatter and bigger, isn't that all cat demons? Otherwise, how can they be monsters?"
Pi Xiu choked: "Who told you that cat demons are like this? Other cat demons have a waist of one foot eight, and your son's waist is eight feet one. Can he be a normal cat?"
Wen Xi pushed him: "If you are fat, you will be fat, and if you are eight feet one, you will be eight feet one. It's not that you can't afford it."
"I can't tell you."
When Pi Xiu's phone lit up, an urging message from Nezha popped up, he glanced aside, held Wen Xi's face and kissed again: "I'll go to Nezha first, it will open in half July tomorrow. Hell, we'll go buy those things when I come back at night."
Wen Xi responded, took his hand and asked, "Would you like me to go with you?"
"No, you stay at home, there will be a courier downstairs later, you remember to pick it up." Pi Xiu pinched his butt: "Don't sit and play mahjong all day long, your butt will get bigger."
Wen Xi sneered: "That's not what you said in bed, who is it? Yesterday, one mouth and one butt were good for a baby?"
He pushed Pixiu away and jumped off the table: "If you want to go to Nezha, hurry up and come back early in the evening. If you want to ride a tricycle to pick up the goods, you need to change your clothes. Those bought at the night market stalls cost 20 yuan for three pieces. It's not bad, and it doesn't hurt to throw it away when it gets dirty."
Pi Zhaocai once again occupied the strategic high ground beside Wen Xi, wagging his tail towards Pi Xiu, meowing, and saying goodbye to his father.
Pi Xiu pressed Wen Xi and kissed him two more times: "Wait at home, I'll let you cub when you come back."
Wen Xi slapped him with a blushing face, and then instructed: "When you come back, remember to go to the bank to get some cash. That one seems to only accept cash."
"Got it," Pixiu said.
After dawdling at home for a long time, Old Ancestor Pi changed into a cheap night market 20 yuan three-piece suit and went out. He rode his new favorite blue tricycle to support the clouds, and went straight to the third prince's small lotus pond villa in the suburbs.
Nezha Dou Landlord's Happy Beans were all sold out, and finally, Pi Xiu arrived.
He tucked the phone into his trousers pocket, and asked impatiently, "What are you doing so dawdling? Does your pig cat take so long to feed?"
"You say it's a pig, can it be slow?" Pixiu put the straw hat on his head: "And I recently suspected that it was not a cat. How can there be a cat that grows so big, lying there and basking in the sun like a tiger. "
Nezha laughed: "Isn't that a cat? A white tiger?"
"I don't know either." Pi Xiu snorted: "Don't be long-winded, get things done quickly, I still have something to buy in July and a half tomorrow."
Nezha scolded the mother: "Which grandson came so late, you still have the face to complain, right?"
The two scolded and walked towards the edge of the pond. Even though Pi Xiu was mentally prepared, he was dumbfounded when he saw Nezha's lotus leaf in the lotus pond.
He pointed to the lotus flower with a bigger flower than a human and asked, "What did you throw into the pond? Organic Hefei? How the hell can she grow so big?"
Nezha scratched his head: "How do I know, I used to be fine every year, but today it's like taking the wrong medicine to grow up, especially these two months, it's like crazy."
The two put on one-piece overshoes with straps, looked at each other, and both felt that the other was a bastard.
Nezha brought the boat over: "The lotus root is below, just feel it and lift it up."
Pi Xiu responded, regretting that Cao Cao was brought here. Cao Cao is simply the best MVP in a place that requires multiple hands.
The two old prostitutes rowed on the waves without paddles, heading towards the depths of the lotus flower. The lotus root on the corners of the pond was relatively small, but the size of the lotus root became larger and larger as it went to the center of the pond. Take out the lotus root.
When he was about to turn around and scold Nezha for raising lotus root, he suddenly heard the sound of falling into the water. He turned his head sharply, only to see the ripples on the pond.
Grass, so hard
Before Pi Xiu could sigh, he felt that the boat slanted, and he even threw a basket of lotus root into the water.
The cold and salty pool water poured into his nose, Pi Xiu choked the water in his throat, and his life was about to die, and his hands and feet did not forget to hold the floating lotus root tightly in his arms.
In this life, he can be considered to have fought his life to eat lotus root once.
Pixiu took a deep breath, his feet slammed to the surface, and he took a deep breath. He overturned the overturned boat with force, and threw the lotus root in his hand back to the boat.
But Nezha still disappeared, Pi Xiu scolded Yu Niang, took a deep breath, and another fierce boy plunged into the water, shouting Nezha's name with his demon power.
The little fish in the lotus pond were startled away, and some of the brave ones could sneak a peek at the roots of the lotus flower. Pixiu called Nezha a few times, but he didn't respond.
Pi's heart sank, this time Nezha wouldn't have really capsized in the gutter and was assassinated by someone sent by Li Jing? At that time, he was still caught at the scene of the crime. At first glance, he was the first suspect, Xiti Gongjiafan.
He called out the unfortunate child Chen Tang took a bath and washed his life away again, and this time he finally got a response.
Nezha's Huntian Ling swayed in the water and pointed Pi Xiu in the direction. The old monster hurriedly rowed a duck and sprinted in the direction of the order.
He turned a corner and found that Nezha had nothing to do with this crap. He floated well in the water, and all three heads and six arms came out in one fell swoop.
"What are you doing?" Pi Xiu patted Nezha on the shoulder. Seeing that he was stunned, he turned his head to look, and he was stunned.
In front of him is an ultimate king bastard, and the bastard's head that sticks out has a mohawk hairstyle, fluttering like a seaweed in the water. It also smiled when it saw them, showing eight teeth like a Colgate commercial, white and crystal clear.
Pixiu's breath stagnated and asked, "What's your surname? When did you start aquaculture?"
Nezha: "...Although I don't want to admit it, my surname is not Li."
Pixiu: "... Sao Worry."