This big mac courier paid on delivery cost Wen Xikuai two hundred for the postage. He reluctantly paid for it. After receiving another courier from the courier brother with a dark face, he couldn't help but ask another question. : "This is not always paid on demand, right?"
The little brother smiled and quickly denied: "No, no."
Wen Xi responded, seeing that the little brother was sweating during the summer delivery, and asked Su An to bring someone a glass of ice Coke. After sending the courier brother away, Wen Xi turned around and opened the courier angrily with a knife.
Hou Er propped his chin on a mop and asked, "What did you buy, so you can still pay for it?"
"I didn't buy anything." Wen Xi opened Taobao and glanced at it again to confirm, "And I don't need to buy free shipping, how could I buy postage on delivery?"
Wen Xi said and glanced at the mailing address again, and it really was a place he didn't know.
He suddenly remembered his sister and Tao Tilai. Maybe it was a gift from his sister and brother-in-law? But why pay on delivery? Is it because my sister has no money recently
Wen Xi thought about it, and pulled open the large cardboard box with his hands, and when he lowered his head, he saw several large glass jars inside, all filled with unknown powder.
He was stunned for a moment, reached out and pulled out an envelope sandwiched between two large jars.
Hou Er and Hou San came over to watch the fun, Hou Sanpa pulled the jar and frowned and asked, "What kind of powder is in this? Is it facial mask pearl powder or whole grain powder?"
Wen Xi looked at the second line of the letter and said coldly, "It's the ashes of my Wen family."
Hou Er took the jar's hand for a while, and immediately held it carefully and put it back in place, folded his hands and bowed: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry for disturbing you."
Wen Xi stared at the piece of paper in his hand, his face became whiter and paler, and when he saw the last line with the words "Your friend Jie Ji" written on it, he laughed in anger, and red demon patterns immediately covered his face and arms. , a demon force mixed with Pixiu and gluttonous food suddenly swept across the entire restaurant.
Black hair without wind, Wen Xi's eyes turned blood red for the first time, Hou San crawled to call Ren Jiao and Qiu Fu when he saw it, Hou Er took a deep breath next to him and told the proprietress not to be angry. There is no one to replace.
Pi Shaodi, who was writing his homework in it, suddenly felt that something was wrong, and the little merman sat next to him and patted his tail: "It's so demonic, is someone fighting?"
When the broom heard the word "fight", he immediately threw his pen and ran out, and when he pushed the door, he saw Wen Xi, who was full of ghosts and demons. Pi Shaodi paused, and immediately reached out and hugged him and said, "Fight, fight, take me!"
Wen Xi, who was originally angry, was stunned for a moment, then looked down at the cheap eldest son, and the red eyes faded in a blink of an eye.
He frowned and asked, "Have you finished your homework?"
"No, but you, aren't you going to fight? I'll help!" Pi Shaodi said.
Wen Xi touched his hair: "I didn't say that I wanted to fight, you go back to do your homework, and your teacher Nezha will come back to check later."
Seeing Wenxi calm down a little, Su An, who was standing at the counter holding the phone, immediately changed his mind and said to the boss on the phone, "Just now Pi Jubao came out and hugged him, and now the situation has calmed down and the situation is under control, boss, please don't. in a hurry."
Pixiu hung up the phone directly, drove the car with a dark face and flicked his tail, falling from the sky and smashing the BMW at the door of the restaurant.
He rushed into the store, and with a dark face, he directly hugged Wen Xi, who was full of monster tattoos, into his arms, and asked nervously, "What's the matter? Which turtle grandson made you angry? I demolished him."
The old monster said and reached out and rubbed Pi Shaodi's head next to him: "Well done, I didn't raise you in vain."
Seeing that the old father was happy, Pi Shaodi immediately made a bold wish with his nose on his face: "Then can I stop writing and do my homework?"
"No." Nezha, who came in behind Pixiu, replied immediately.
He put the Xuanwu King Eight in his hand into Pi Shaodi's palm, rubbed his head and said, "Let's go, I'll go see how much homework you've written today."
The little fishman clawed at the door and leaked the secret loudly: "He can't write a single question, he can only write the solution! He wrote eighteen in total!"
Nezha's face froze, and his smile could not be maintained.
Suzaku jumped off his head and laughed: "Stupid monster, let the smartest Master Suzaku in the world teach you how to do math problems!"
It's good that it doesn't make a sound, but when it makes a sound, it will startle the bird. Originally, it was listening to the sound of the guest hello, and it spread its wings and swooped down from Cao Cao's body to this dark myna.
The existence of competing products in the same industry makes Guan Guan automatically enter the attack mode. First, he gave Suzaku a bird-split and one-word horse demonstration, and then began to enter the part of swearing.
Guan Guan: "Bah! Where did the ugly black hair come from!"
Suzaku was silent for a while, and then repeated: "Bah! Where did you get the ugly black hair!"
Guan Guan: "Are you scolding yourself? Stupid thing?"
Suzaku; "Are you scolding yourself? Stupid thing?"
Guan Guan: "Learn your father's words again and you will die!"
Suzaku: "Learn more to your father and you'll die!"
Guanguan chess meets the opponent of the repeater, and jumps up and down in anger, Suzaku repeats frantically when he sees the needle: "You are in a hurry, you are in a hurry, you are in a hurry, you are in a hurry!"
Watering and jumping: "You bastard! You will lose your hair and baldness tonight!"
Suzaku was silent for a while, and then spit out two words: "Rebound!"
Guan Guan was stunned for a moment, but before he could say anything back, Cao Cao stretched out a branch and rolled it back to continue taking orders. Wen Xi finally struggled out of Pi Xiu's arms, looked up at Pi Xiu and said, "It's okay, I just received a large package of 200 postage on delivery."
Pixiu paused, nodded and said, "That's something to be angry about."
"Who sent the package? It's so immoral." Pi Xiu let go and pulled out the letter paper that Wen Xi was holding tightly in his hand: "What's written on this, you're so angry when you see it?"
Wen Xi closed her eyes: "It's a letter from Jairui."
"What the hell?" Pi Xiu frowned and glanced at the nonsense provocative letter, and spit out two words: "Fart!"
What is Pixiu approaching you with ulterior motives, he doesn't love you, he loves Tao Ti who cheated him of money, just because you are Tao Ti's beloved, he can't get Tao Ti so he tries to get you.
What is Tao Ti is actually not really loving you, but just fancying your face and the luck of the Wen family, wanting to coax you to be sincere and toying with you.
Pixiu looked at it again, thinking that this idiot should be hung on a fan for three days and three nights, and the water in his head should be shaken off before coming out to set the fire.
This kind of bullshit that I like and dislike for a while can only be thought of by an idiot with a brain as small as a heart.
Pixiu: "What makes him a good person. He deliberately sealed the ashes of your family, thinking that one day it will be buried in the ground. I've been thinking about this for six hundred years. Did he take a nap?"
The demon pattern on Wen Xi's face gradually receded, and with a chuckle, he bent down and took the jar in the box into his arms: "He still hasn't figured out that Tao Ti likes my sister and not me, or else this letter won't be sent. come over."
Pi Xiu sneered and threw the letter aside: "I guess it's because Tao Ti and I haven't gotten into a fight and can't sit still, thinking about using your family's ashes to make a powerful medicine."
He took Wen Xi's hand and said, "Let Hou Er and the others move it. What if this isn't your family's thing?"
Wen Xi paused, but still said: "I'll come, what if it is? The relics of the elders and relatives are not dedicated to me. I'm afraid that my grandfather will call me unfilial in a dream."
Seeing this, Pixiu also bent down and picked up the remaining two cans on the ground: "Since you said that, I should also help."
The two of them put the glass jars they sent into the storage room in the backyard first, and temporarily put them together with the treasures of gold and silver.
Pi Xiu wiped Wen Xi's hands with the wet wipes, and said with a tut, "Tell me, did Tao Ti do something to force him? Otherwise, Jai Ji wouldn't rashly send these things here."
"Perhaps, but didn't you say that he was kept under the mountain and couldn't walk around casually? Could it be that my sister and brother-in-law went to the gym together?"
Pi Xiu was stunned: "Tao Ti won't be so brave, and your sister's soul body is not stable yet, so he shouldn't take any risks. But he can't keep playing tricks behind his back, anyway, he's been like this since he was a child, and Jairui is also on him. Never took advantage of it.”
Wen Xi thought for a while and nodded: "I saw that he sent these things here because he wanted you and your brother-in-law to fight because of me, but what good would a fight do to him?"
"Maybe I just want to see two people I hate fighting each other. Anyway, I don't know what's going on in his little broken mind."
Pi Xiu snorted coldly, and walked out with his arms around Wen Xi: "Would you like to eat barbecue tonight? I specially brought a Suzaku back to spit fire and roast the meat. "
Wen Xi wondered: "Just that black bird?"
Pi Xiu nodded: "It's a Vermillion Bird, the king bastard in Nezha's hand is a Xuanwu, and our family's lucky charm is a white tiger."
Wen Xi: …
Wenxi: "Slow down, is this the popular cospy among monsters now?"
"No, it's true." Pi Xiu hugged him and explained, until Suzaku personally vomited a fireball in front of Wen Xi, and he nodded reluctantly.
Pi Xiu raised his chin towards Qiu Fuyi, who was watching the excitement and clapping his hands and applauding: "Go, arrange a place for Suzaku, specializing in the barbecue stall, you ask Hou Si to help him."
Qiu Fu responded, and took Suzaku back to the kitchen with Ren Jiao who was weighing the pot. The three blacks gathered together, forming the three beautiful black brothers. With the kitchen surrounded by fireworks, they were very right.
Wen Xi glanced at the time and it seemed that there was still some time before dinner, just enough time for him and Pi Xiu to go out to buy things, and then pulled Pi Xiu's hand and said, "Let's go, I'm going to go back in the evening, just in time for the restaurant."
Pi Xiu thought about it, got up and walked over to the big box that Jairus sent, stretched out his hand and tore off the courier slip.
"Why are you tearing this?" Wen Xi asked.
Pi Xiu raised his eyebrows: "I will also send some to Jia Ji at that time, wishing him good health."
Wen Xi was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "That's okay, I'll pay."
The couple turned a few corners in the alley in a BMW, and finally stopped in front of a store.
There are wreaths on the left side of the door, paper figures on the right, and five large characters are written on the signboard in the middle of the front door—
Lao Wang Funeral Shop