Those who leave always have to leave, and a new day is still to come. The sun rises and sets, and Wen Xi is once again awakened by Pi Xiu's dishonest actions. He closed his eyes and pressed Pi Xiu's head, and reminded: "Stop sucking, I can't suck anything out."
Pi Xiu paused, looked up at Wen Xi's face, kissed and asked, "Why do you have no emotion at all now? That's it after getting married? I used to touch you and blush and hide."
"I just woke up feeling weak." Wen Xi rubbed his eyes and opened one eye to look at him: "Besides, where have you never touched me? Every time the strength is so strong, it's like touching bald skin. The master in the bathhouse is not as strong as yours."
Pi Xiu turned dark and lay down beside the bed, hugged Wen Xi and said, "I found out, you're not interested in me recently."
"It's not that I'm not interested in you." Wen Xi sighed and stroked Pi Xiu's black and hard hair: "Too many things have happened recently, I'm exhausted and my kidneys are deficient."
"What's wrong, I haven't touched you for a few days." Pixiu sneered, put his arms around him and kissed his neck, passed on a little yang energy and said, "I know you're in a bad mood, so I want to comfort you."
Wen Xi's body warmed, and he immediately rubbed his face in Pi Xiu's arms as if he had a bone: "I'm fine, but I'm a little worried about my brother-in-law, my sister is gone, he's been overeating for many days, you still make people The live broadcast is really…”
Pi Xiu clicked his tongue, sealed his mouth and kissed him: "Baby, he is a gluttonous eater, he should be overeating. When your sister is here, he eats and chews slowly. That's not normal."
The old monster got up and kissed Wenxi on the face again, reached into his clothes and touched it: "Let him have a big appetite live broadcast, which is to maximize resources. The important thing is to find something for him to do, so as not to think about it all day. It's dead, it's alive and dead. Come on, you'll sleep more, I'll go downstairs first."
Wen Xi saw him get up and put on his clothes, turned over and asked, "What are you doing up so early today? Is there something downstairs today?"
Pixiu: "It's alright, it's just that Tao Ti started a live broadcast and some people said that he faked it. Today, he has to work the whole time to prove that he is not fake, but can really eat."
The two hugged and rubbed for a while, Pixiu tucked the quilt on Wenxi again, and then pulled his shoes downstairs, just in time to see Hou Er carrying the camera towards the backyard.
Tao Ti was already sitting at the table in danger, nibbling bread with his mobile phone in one hand, his face filled with righteous indignation.
Tao Ti: "I don't understand this group of mortals. They can't eat so much and don't allow others to eat so much? How can you compare the big stomach king with me? The mother is the ancestor of the big stomach king!"
Su An poured him a glass of lemonade: "they have eyes but don't know Mount Tai, calm down and drink some water to appetize."
"What is vomiting? I haven't vomited once since I was born and grew so big!" Tao Ti touched his belly and sighed, "I also asked why my belly doesn't swell, and I'm not pregnant, so what? Why do you want your stomach to bulge?"
Pixiu coughed lightly and sat on the chair next to him to explain: "Ordinary people eat so much of you that their stomachs will swell." He gestured with his hand: "It should be similar to pregnancy."
"Then don't compare mortals to me, I am the ancestor of mortals."
Tao Ti said and waved his big hand, the sky suddenly darkened and a thunder struck.
Tiandao friendly reminder, rice can be eaten indiscriminately, but forced not to pretend.
Hou Er and Wu Wu took a 360-degree camera around for Tao Ti. In order to confirm that he was really eating and broadcasting, Cao Cao stopped the hand of packing and courier, and stood behind him leaning against his height. The advantage comes with an overhead shot.
Looking at the former boss and the current colleague, Cao Cao sighed and lamented that life is fickle. It turns out that you and I have both ended up in this small restaurant.
My length of service is still a little bit longer. It is really a cycle of feng shui. If you don’t believe it, look up, who the heavens will forgive!
Taoti started the live broadcast on time and on time, but the number of people who streamed the two-minute live broadcast immediately rose. When the people who poured into the live broadcast room saw the number of cameras, they were shocked, and the question marks suddenly filled the barrage.
Tao Ti glanced at the screen, and Feng Qingyun said calmly, "Some people have been saying that I induce vomiting and fake eating. Today, I will take an eight-hour follow-up filming challenge.
The barrage exploded, and the number of people in the live broadcast continued to rise again and again. Pixiu looked at the popularity of the live broadcast room and the rocket gifts that flew over, and felt that it was still not enough.
He can't focus on a group of people, he has to expand his stream to get out of the circle, and he has to spread the fame of gluttonous food and broadcast. Later, Tao Ti will be able to accept endorsements and advertisements, and establish his own business to make up for the trauma of his wife's loss.
Pi Xiu thought about pressing the share button in the live broadcast room, and shared it to his circle of friends and various fairies with one click.
After finishing the promotion work, Pixiu put the phone back in his pocket. He looked at Tao Ti, who was interacting with the audience, with peace of mind.
He Pixiu, the king of the ultimate top topic among monsters, is now willing to let his good brother suck blood and become popular, which is simply touched by monsters 2019, who can not praise him as a good person
Tao Ti didn't know all of this yet, so he reached out and picked up an octopus head and shook it at the camera, saying, "Octopus headshots, one is not enough for ten."
Ten octopuses were caught in his hands, each hand was soaked with rain and dew, and a headshot was protruded, with a word "cool" protruding.
Tao Ti said while chewing: "Brothers, please type the word "Shuang" on the screen.
A colorful barrage floated across the screen, and two rocket planes were sent by local tyrants. Pixiu laughed hard, indicating that Tao Ti could increase his efforts and work harder.
After the ten octopuses finished their belly, Tao Ti rinsed his mouth with water, poured himself a glass of Fat House Happy Water, and put the fried chicken on one side into his mouth.
Other people eat fried chicken with a bit of ASMR meaning, but Tao Ti went in with a whole chicken leg, and only one bone came out, just like the stunt in Cat and Mouse, which made the monsters who came to the live broadcast room for the first time dumbfounded.
The fairies and monsters promoted by Pixiu wiped their eyes hard, and determined that the handsome guy in front of him who was eating Haisai while letting Lao Tie double-click 666 was the one after Tao Ti, the son of Lao Zhenlong who had been missing for many years, and it exploded directly. The pot runs to tell you—
grandmother! The old monster you had a crush on for 300 years has finally appeared!
The leather net is sloppy and not leaking, and this big ass was finally caught by the one without an ass! It turns out that time is like water in a sponge, when you spend your whole life pooping to do one thing, then you will be successful!
The forum that had been silent for a long time boiled again, and the names of Pixiu and Tao Ti appeared bundled, adding a bright color to the boring middle of the year.
"One thing to say, it's really good to eat and broadcast. I've finished this bowl of rice, how about you?"
"Although, when I watched Tao Ti eat octopus and headshot, I really fell in love."
"The 2019 Monster Power Ranking is re-ranked, and it is impossible to say that it has reached the top!"
"It's been 9,102 years, why are people still asking what to do if gluttonous eats enough? If you have time, it's better to care about your grandma who hasn't survived the calamity yet."
The degree of discussion has increased, and the purpose of the old monster to drain the live broadcast room has been perfectly achieved. There are even monsters watching the old monster eat and broadcast to pay off debts, giving gifts with love and love, and the realization of traffic is also quietly progressing, which is really killing two birds with one stone.
Pixiu's business genius is really hammered.
The number of viewers in the live broadcast room was increasing. Tao Ti looked at the barrage, raised his eyebrows and started to boil hot water to prepare turkey noodles. Others may be five packs of ten packs, Taoti directly put twenty packs in the pot and then ten fried eggs, and slowly put a pot on the table, and it will not fit in the camera.
There was silence in the barrage for a while, and then began to worry about the chrysanthemum of the Tao title. The earthquake of the 20 packs of the chrysanthemum is inevitable, and the bleeding is possible.
The audience who were trying to persuade the gluttons to forget about it heard Tao Ti laugh and put a chopstick in his mouth and said, "This amount is not enough for me to stick between my teeth."
Barrage:…
Barrage: One thing to say, if the gap between your teeth is so wide, you need to go to the dentist.
A big monster like Tao Ti has always only played with reality, and a liter of Coke came after a bowl of noodles. After a short rest, he hiccups and looked at the barrage and asked, "What do you want to watch next? Say it yourself. "
The mortals have seen this posture, the stomach capacity of other anchors is at most a rice bucket, this handsome guy looks gentle, but I didn't expect it to be a rice bucket, or the kind that is bottomless.
A local tyrant raised his hand and fired a string of rockets, indicating that he would take a practical look.
Pi Xiu raised his brows when he saw the barrage, and turned his head to let the monkey go to the kitchen to let Ren Jiao and Qiu Fu cook up the fried rice.
Ren Jiao and Qiu Fu were so busy in the kitchen that they slapped the back of their heads. When they heard that they wanted to add more food, Qiu Fu was so angry that his tail exploded. He chopped the meat frantically with a kitchen knife and said, "I can't take it anymore, it ate me. I really can't do it anymore."
"You think, people still think that Qingqiu fox's meat and teeth are not delicious." Ren Jiao touched his head: "But it's really outrageous to eat this kind of food. You say it's a good thing that you can make money by eating this kind of food. Why can't it be my turn?"
The two chefs worked intensively in the kitchen for eight hours, while Tao Ti spent eight hours in the backyard eating and broadcasting live, directly to the restaurant's ingredients for a mid-year clearance.
After the live broadcast ended, he was still in the mood to order a takeaway for himself. He deliberately chose the one with the most negative reviews. When he went to get Kuaishou, he happened to meet Wenxi who came downstairs.
Wen Xi frowned at the takeaway in his hand: "What's wrong? Isn't the food in the store delicious?"
"No, I just miss your sister's craftsmanship." He shook the takeaway in his hand and asked, "Would you like to try it with me?"
Wen Xi grew up and hadn't eaten the dishes made by his sister. He nodded and sat at the table with Tao Ti, took a bite with his chopsticks, and immediately frowned and spat it out.
"Don't eat this, I'll ask Pixiu to make it for you if you're not full." Wen Xi stretched out his hand to hold Tao Ti's hand, but he ducked back.
He ate the meat on the chopsticks into his mouth, raised his eyebrows and said, "It's okay, I've found several, but this one has a taste of your sister, but it's just a little bit."
Tao Ti raised his eyebrows at Wenxi: "Is it unpalatable? Your sister's cooking is even more unpalatable than this."
Wen Xi: …
Tao Ti sighed: "When I think of your sister, I order this takeout. Every time I eat these, I feel so bad. She must be thinking of me in the sky..."
Wen Xi watched Tao Ti take another bite, picked up chopsticks in silence and put them in his mouth.
The two ate the takeaway in silence. Tao Ti put down his chopsticks and smiled: "I'm wronged, eat such unpalatable food with me. Don't tell Lao Pi to save him from talking about me."
Wenxi: "I miss her too."
Tao Ti: "I used to say that the food she made was unpalatable, but now I want to eat it, but I can't."
Wen Xi was about to comfort him a few words, but suddenly the mountain shook. He leaned on the table with a panicked face when he heard the monkey spirit jumping up and down screaming: "There is an earthquake! Run for your life!"
Pixiu looked at the customers in the store who threw down the chopsticks and didn't buy them, and roared with a dark face: "What are you running for! It's just a road roller passing by! I'll pay for it when I come back!"