They are all monsters for thousands of years. I have never experienced any volcanic eruption, and an earthquake will make them panic, saying that they don't really want to take advantage of the chaos and don't believe it.
Even if the sky falls again, I have to buy him a bill and die!
Pixiu got angry and was about to go out to see which road roller was so immoral. Early in the morning, he heard Wenxi calling him, and stumbled towards him in the vibration.
The old monster looked at him anxiously, and immediately his heart softened, the demon power on his body was also withdrawn, he opened his arms and hugged the man into his arms, touched his back and said, "Don't worry, it's nothing, it's just..."
"You let go! What are you doing holding me, don't you hurry upstairs and take down all the valuables!" Wen Xi pushed Pixiu hard, and walked upstairs with three steps and two steps to get his bank card passbook and notebook The computer doesn't care about Pixiu's life or death at all.
Pi Xiu froze in place, the scent of Wen Xi still remained in his empty embrace, and with the embarrassing fermentation, Su An on the side wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, so he could only comfort the boss that it was better than blue.
"I thought I was his eldest treasure, but it seems that I'm not worthy." Pixiu pretended not to care: "That's it, Master doesn't care at all."
To know that sadness is always inevitable, in every earthquake. But it takes seven years for people to itch, but I started scratching my ears and cheeks before I got married for seven months. Is this a marital skin disease
The shaking gradually stopped. Tao Ti came out of the backyard with a cup of tea and asked, "Hey, what about Wen Xi, wasn't he worried about you running over just now?"
Pixiu sneered: "None of your business."
Tao Ti was taken aback: "Why are you so fierce? I ask you about my brother?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a tinkling bell behind him, and when he turned his head, he saw Wen Xi came down from the second floor carrying a large bag and a small bag, calling Pixiu to ask him to come and get it for himself.
Pixiu walked over with a dark face: "What are you doing? It's too late to pack up?"
"What do you say? There must be aftershocks in this kind of earthquake at night. We pack up and go to an open place to live. The city gym must be open for shelter. We go there to sleep at night."
Wen Xi heard Pi Xiu laugh, the bag on his body was taken off and thrown aside, and Pi Xiu directly carried him upstairs with his feet empty.
"What are you doing? Are you crazy?" Wen Xi slapped him on the back, but instead received a slap on his butt, and his flesh trembled, so frightened that he didn't dare to move.
Pixiu calmed down a little, but he still said with a dark face, "Is there any value in those things above? You are optimistic about what I want in the future, you have to worry about those things, you used to be..."
"What else do I do?" The demonic pattern on Wenxi's face flashed, and the ghostly aura on his body was entangled, and he disappeared from Pi Xiu's arms. He stood and stared at him with his arms crossed and asked, "What's wrong with me?"
Pixiu was taken aback: "Who told you this spell?"
Wen Xi subconsciously looked at Tao Ti, but he had already coughed and walked away with the teacup in his mouth, still muttering: "Let's watch the moon climb up together..."
Tao Ti looked back at Wen Xi, and now his brother-in-law is just a working man, and he is really helpless.
Wen Xi choked in her heart, thinking that her brother-in-law is her brother-in-law, not his own family or unreliable! He made a decisive decision, immediately turned his fingers softly, and took the initiative to lean over and stretch out his hand to hold Pixiu's hand.
"Why are you angry? Didn't I go upstairs to make sure you're all right?" Wen Xi shook his hand: "What's the point of being angry? I'm also worried about where your treasures upstairs are broken. Well, it will save you from being unhappy at that time, and it will not be me who suffers in the end."
Pixiu glanced at him: "Don't come, I see that you are very comfortable every time, why are you suffering?"
He stretched out his hand and pinched Wenxi's face: "He's a little unconscionable, if something really happens in the future, don't worry about your two-piece treasure, as long as you hold me, there will be nothing good? Sugar daddy must follow the Basic Law. ,Did you know?"
"I know, I know." Wen Xi pushed him: "Why is this earthquake so good? This place is not on the plate activity belt."
Pi Xiu raised his eyebrows: "I'm not a seismograph, you ask me, who should I ask?"
"Ask me."
A hand suddenly stretched out in the air, Wen Xi was startled, jumped into Pixiu's arms and hugged him tightly like a koala up a tree, stared at the hand and said, "Mother, scared me to death."
The Queen Mother of the West pulled out the gap in the space, took a deep breath, and threw her loose hair behind her head and said, "Don't say you're scared, even I feel terrified."
"What's the matter, the earthquake relief rescue came to my store? I'm fine in the store, you hurry up, my family has no time to take care of the public welfare." Pixiu looked alert and looked like he was going to be a strong man. The Queen Mother of the West hugged Wen Xi tightly.
The Queen Mother of the West sneered: "Don't look at me like that, I'm here to raise the strong man."
"You want to pull a strong man and I'll show you the way. Yang Jian takes care of the dog at home and goes to work and fishes every day. Nezha sleeps upstairs every day during the summer vacation. Hurry up and find them." Pi Xiu raised his hand but was held by the Queen Mother of the West. .
The Queen Mother of the West smiled: "Buzhou Mountain is alive."
"If you live, you will live, don't hold my hand, my wife is watching." Pi Xiu suddenly pulled his hand back, and suddenly realized what the Queen Mother said.
He frowned: "Buzhou Mountain is alive, is the Jairui pressing down at the bottom of the mountain dead or alive?"
"Alive, but it's not too far from death." The Queen Mother of the West raised her lips and smiled: "It depends on whether you have any ideas."
Tao Ti came on the scene suddenly, squeezed Pi Xiu, Wen Xi and Xi Wangmu to shake hands: "The thousand-year-old enemy came uninvited, I have a lot of ideas, I don't know if I can cooperate with you, then the ashes will be divided into five or five, and I will pour it into the sewer. , the rest is yours."
The Queen Mother of the West was stunned for a moment, looked Tao Ti up and down, and found that she was really an old acquaintance. She couldn't help but sigh: "It's been so many years, shouldn't it be time for you to repay the money you owe me."
Tao Ti was also taken aback: "Didn't Pixiu give you the money I owe you?"
Pixiu: … I’m careless.
Suddenly everyone looked at him, and the old monster could only pretend to look around at the scenery, holding Wen Xi and moving out step by step, humming in his mouth: "Let's watch the moon climb up together..."
The Queen Mother of the West glared angrily: "The surname is Pi, where's Laozi's money? You're going to run away with your sister-in-law, aren't you?"
"What are you talking about, I'm helping you manage your finances. Tomorrow, I'll credit the money to your account tomorrow, and make sure it's not bad." Pi Xiu coughed, indicating that he was just a middleman to make a profit and get some interest money for himself. The son saves his wife's book.
Tao Tiyi grabbed the hand of the Queen Mother of the West: "Okay, now is not the time to care about money, hurry up and tell me how miserable Jie Ji is now, and make me happy."
The Queen Mother of the West: "I don't know the specific situation now. Buzhou Mountain is alive, and the surrounding landforms with strong spiritual energy have changed. So I discussed with the Jade Emperor and sent a team to investigate first. After confirming that it is safe, let the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals enter."
"Wait a minute, did you just like us for this team?" Pixiu pointed to the name of his restaurant, and then pointed to himself: "I'm the restaurant owner, not the captain of the Amazon Death Squad."
The Queen Mother of the West waved her hand: "Hi, it's okay, there is no difference in our hearts."
Anyway, Pixiu is a brick, and he is an all-purpose tool man.
Pixiu thought about it and asked, "Do you have merit? Are there treasures in Zhoushan? I am an expedition member and I apply for sky-high life insurance. You can't restrict me from taking anything with Zhoushan."
The Queen Mother of the West frowned, "But you can't move Buzhou Mountain away."
"Nonsense, what can I do if I can't move to Zhoushan? I also have a Huaguoshan subsidiary at home, and I don't like your small hill that just rose from the ground." Pi Xiu clicked his tongue and turned on his phone: "When are you going? Who is it? I think Nezha Yang Jian is pretty good, I have to go with me."
Seeing that he agreed, the Queen Mother of the West breathed a sigh of relief: "I will inform you at night, if you need anything else, you can tell me anything that is not too much."
Pixiu was about to speak when he heard a scream from the monkey behind him.
The feces hung on Hou Da's body and crawled, with a painful expression on his face: "Boss! The sewer in the backyard was damaged by the earthquake! It's all sprayed out! It's all sprayed out!"
Pixiu: …
The old monster's face was completely black, and he poked his thumb back: "Did you hear it? Our sewer is blown up, you have to call Tu Xingsun over to repair the sewer."
Queen Mother of the West: "That's it?"
Pixiu: "Of course not, and the travel expenses to Buzhou Mountain, food, insurance, and insurance are all sold out. My restaurant is not open for a few days, and I have to get financial subsidies. Then there is that Jairui. I think this is what my sister wants, so we reluctantly give it. It was taken."
"Others are ok. You want me to go back and discuss with the Jade Emperor and the East Prince on this nasty matter." The Queen Mother of the West did not dare to make the decision alone, so she could only shirk it temporarily.
Seeing this, Tao Ti coughed lightly and said, "Ji Ji took advantage of the heavens to kill my wife. Even if you save his life from me, the heavens will not let him go. Otherwise, my good brother, How can you be crushed under the mountain and unable to turn over in just a few hundred years?"
He lifted his hand lightly and a water mirror floated in the air. Pi Xiu stretched his head and saw that it was pitch black, and he could only hear intermittent low-pitched moans.
"This is..." Pi Xiu reached out and patted the water mirror: "Poor contact, the monitor is broken?"
Tao Ti choked: "It's because there was a power outage under Buzhou Mountain, so it was dark."
Pixiu suddenly realized: "I thought there was something wrong with your spell."
Tao Ti closed his eyes and decided not to take care of Pixiu, this idiot. He turned to look at the Queen Mother of the West and said, "I don't know how much you know, but Buzhoushan survived under the pressure of Jairui. For so many years, day after day. Absorbing the demon power and vitality from his body, logically speaking, it would take 10,000 years to live without Zhoushan, but he survived in just a thousand years, there must be a reason in the middle."
He paused for a while, then suddenly looked up at the sky and said meaningfully, "It's not that I don't report it, it's not yet time."