Retribution may not be reported in time, but reimbursement must be paid on time. The Jade Emperor and the East Prince heard that Pixiu was willing to go as long as he gave the money, and they agreed immediately.
Just kidding, the problem that this kind of money can solve is not a problem at all.
As for Jade's whereabouts...
The three bosses sat at the table and finished smoking a pack of cigarettes, and finally decided to go back to their respective homes to find their respective mothers.
But when I called his brothers, one or two were very busy people, and they said that although there is one father but not the same mother, they should not be cued. They are not familiar with each other.
There is only Taoti left. The door of my house is always open, and the sharpening knife is waiting for you.
The Jade Emperor sighed: "It's hard for an honest official to cut off housework, and Heaven doesn't say anything, so what's the use of us worrying about it here? Besides, Queen Mother of the West, if you think it's your goddaughter, it's hard for the old tree to bloom and peach blossoms to fall in love. A person who has hatred for your daughter-in-law has come, and by the hand of Tiandao, you have killed your son-in-law and your family, what should you do?"
The Queen Mother of the West paused while smoking: "Then I have to fuck him."
"Don't do it, it's vulgar." Duke Dong snorted: "Jaiji is a big trouble, it's best to throw it to them, so that we can solve it ourselves."
The three of them reached an agreement and agreed to throw the hot potato like Jieji to Pi Xiu to solve the problem. The East Prince immediately called to notify the financial allocation. signature.
Pi Xiu raised his brows when he saw the money received on his mobile phone, and turned his head to ask Su An to print the contract, while he dealt with the two black-faced evil spirits in front of him.
Yang Jian wiped his three-pointed knife and said coldly, "Explain why you pulled me into the water."
Nezha's hair was messed up, and he looked up to the sky and sighed: "I'm tired enough to face that group of cubs in class, so why don't you let me go during the summer vacation?"
"Spend money and merit." Pi Xiu went straight to the point and said the benefits: "Don't you want the things from Buzhoushan?"
Yang Jian: "What do you want? No Zhoushan and no dog food."
Nezha: "It's better to clean up the little stubborn pen like Jieji. Don't disturb the prince with such trivial matters, okay? I'm very busy on blind dates."
"The two may have misunderstood." Tao Ti suddenly appeared with a cup of tea, and smiled at the two of them: "Jai Ji may be a little evil pen, but the spirits under him may not be right now."
Nezha was stunned for a while, then raised his eyebrows: "Do you want to say that Zhoushan is alive, the aura is strong, and the horses there are all evolved, one can beat two?"
Tao Ti smiled and nodded: "That's true. But although their demon powers have improved, I don't believe they are the opponents of the two, but as the saying goes, the boat capsizes in the gutter, and the ants kill the elephant. The formation ambush, maybe even…”
"Stop." Nezha hurriedly stopped, looked at Tao Ti doubtfully and said, "Why are you talking more and more like the script of Home Alone?"
He pointed at Yang Jianpixiu and Tao Toi: "We are gangsters with bad intentions, and Jie Ji is a poor and helpless kid who can only make a homemade bomb to fight back."
Pi Xiu raised his eyebrows at the text message from the Queen Mother of the West: "Although, it's not necessary. There are many dreams in the night. We will set off tomorrow, do you have any opinions?"
The old monster didn't wait for others to answer, and asked himself: "Okay, I know you have no opinion, then drive on time at 9 o'clock tomorrow."
Nezha:…
Yang Jian:…
At nine o'clock the next day, the second team building in the history of Pixiu Restaurant kicked off.
Sitting in the car, Hou Er looked at the backward scenery and muttered: "In the past, we didn't do it once for decades, but now we do a team building every two months. Is the boss going to take the money and run away, and make a living here. Numbness."
The monkey raised his hand and slapped his face: "What are you talking about? Did you bring anything you brought?"
"I brought it." Hou Er took out a nunchuck from his bag, and hummed in his mouth, before he slapped his brother again before he had time to perform for his brother.
Monkey Da: "I asked you to bring the fire stick in the backyard. What are you doing with this thing?"
Hou Er tutted: "The third one is carrying the fire stick on his back. The nunchaku is soft and firm, or I went out to buy it last night. Isn't it better than that fire stick?"
"Fancy, this time we are going to smash the field. If you are pulled by someone, your tail hurts and you cry, I don't care about you." Hou Da warned.
Pi Xiu couldn't help frowning while sitting in the back, Wen Xi touched his face and asked, "Would you like to sleep on my lap for a while?"
He shook his head, listening to the more outrageous Monkey Er said in front of him, he couldn't help but open his eyes and reminded: "Be civilized, we are entering the popular science column of scientific exploration and discovery, and by the way, we will make a cameo appearance to mediate the family residual problems of Lao Zhenlong. ."
Tao Ti smiled and sat on the side eating, and added with chicken feet: "Finally, add some links to promote Chinese martial arts, increase the national heritage and enrich the content of the program."
The teeth he was biting on the chicken paws suddenly sharpened and forcefully, chewed the whole chicken paw into his stomach, and said in a low voice, "I'll call that part beating Xiao Jiazhen, do you think it's good?"
Hou Er breathed for a while, and nodded quickly, clapping his hands more sincerely than the big brother who applauded at the Spring Festival Gala.
Pi Jubao and the little shark were sent to Zhinv's house by Pi Xiu for a temporary stay, so the Guilty bus bound for Buzhou Mountain was filled with the top combat power of the Pixiu Restaurant, bringing together the top three of the monster world's combat power list.
The car went all the way north, and with the blessing of Fengbo brand modified tires, it took a day to reach the Buzhou Mountains.
Pixiu got out of the car and looked at the barrier that was visible to the naked eye in front of him. After investigating, he frowned and said, "The barrier's eyes are on the living creature. It looks like that kid is already prepared. Let's clean up and prepare..."
When he turned around, he found that Wen Xi was the only one standing behind him, smiling at him.
Pixiu: "What about them?"
Wen Xichao pursed his mouth next to him: "Well, it's all starved ghosts who are reincarnated and busy making fires and cooking."
He walked up to Pixiu and kissed it, then took out a piece of chocolate from his pocket and put it in his hand: "Okay, don't worry about this, you go to brother-in-law's to rest for a while, and I'll see what they are preparing."
Pixiu was led to the fire with a dark face. Looking at Tao Ti, who had already set up a bracket on the fire to grill fish, he uttered a doubt from his heart: "Why are you not in a hurry?"
Tao Ti raised his eyebrows: "What's the hurry? Anyway, his life is already in my hands. Letting him live for two days is not necessarily better than killing him."
He stretched out his hand and sprinkled some cumin on the grilled fish: "Besides, you have to be full to fight, so I won't fight unprepared battles."
Pixiu took out his mobile phone: "Then you want to eat anyway, now I will start a live broadcast of outdoor picnic food, and I will add a picnic tag to you, implying that your boss has more gifts, and let us eat some pork as well. "
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Tao Ti: "Before they said you had a miserable life after being cheated by me. I didn't believe it before, but now I know it's true. Brother, I'm sorry for you."
Pixiu sneered: "It's okay, you sent me a wife, I forgive you."
"Actually, it wasn't what I wanted to send. I used my demon power to open the eyes of the sky to peep at the secret, and found that his lifeline lay in you. There was no way to send him here." Tao Ti sighed: "You don't know Qian Qian. When Mother found out that the two of you got it together, I got a lot of scolding from her."
Pi Xiu choked: "What's wrong with me? The fifth diamond king of the demon world, who has a car, a house, and a career. No matter how you look at it, they are the first choice for marriage and marriage. Why is Wenqian dissatisfied with me?"
Tao Ti looked at him: "I can't have a baby, I am physically disabled."
Pixiu: "...That's true."
Tao Ti curled his lips: "But Wenxi likes it, so he can only follow his will."
The two were in silence, and Hou Er came over with the food box and said, "Boss, you have eaten up all the meat when you go out, so why don't you eat meat today?"
Pixiu glanced at him before he had time to speak, when a strange wave of demonic power suddenly appeared in the air. He and Tao Ti turned their heads and stared at the distorted barrier in front of him.
Hou Er also subconsciously held his breath and did not dare to move. He was relieved until the barrier in front of him returned to calm, and hundreds of wild boar strong men with fangs half a meter long appeared out of thin air.
He thought he would be a great heavyweight. After a long time, the heavyweight is indeed a heavyweight, but the character is not really, at most it is the starring of the braised pork.
Pixiu and Tao Ti looked at each other.
Tao Ti: "I see, if this kind of free-range grows up, the meat must be firm and juicy."
Pixiu nodded: "I just don't know if the wild boar is sick or not."
Tao Ti has already rolled up his sleeves: "It's alright, if you eat it cleanly, you won't get sick. It's just the price of pork outside. If you can bring all these back, you won't have to buy meat in the store for two months."
"That's right." Pixiu nodded, put the phone back in his pocket and stood up. He folded his hands in the air and held two giant iron bars in his hands.
The old monster made a preemptive strike, charged directly at his feet, and faced the group of wild boar spirits.
The boar spirits let out a loud roar in their throats, and suddenly raised their hands, pulled out the big fangs from their mouths, and threw them on Pixiu's head.
Hou Er followed behind with a nunchaku stick and was stunned for a moment. He watched the flying Hengya slam directly on his monkey head, and he suddenly saw gold stars in his eyes.
Hou Da supported him and scolded him for the trashy dim sum, then turned his hand and threw his younger brother to the fourth and fifth, and rushed to the front line with a fire stick to start beating pigs.
The wild boar had rough skin and thick flesh, and was suffocated and blessed by the spiritual energy of Buzhou Mountain. The defense level rose to a new level, and seeing Pixiu rushing directly made people crazy, he changed back to the prototype and landed on all fours and rushed towards them.
Three hundred wild boars of Sparta charged in formation, and for a while, the trotters were billowing with dust, and the air was filled with the neighing of wild boars. Pixiu was deeply immersed in it, and he lifted the big teeth of a pig and threw it to the side, knocking one out.
He knocked him unconscious again with the big tooth he grabbed, thinking that the wild boar who wants to fuck your mother is fierce! This high leg lift, the impact of running, if you use this meat-filled sausage to make dumplings, it will be delicious!
He was thinking of dumplings when suddenly white powder smeared the eyes of the wild boar.
The wild boars who lost their sight were even more mad. They shook their heads and raised their legs, and white flour fell on their faces, as if they had painted beautiful makeup and were about to sway in the middle of the dance floor.
But the dance was about to come to an end. Pixiu raised his stick and fell, and the whirlwind swept the ground knocking all the wild boars unconscious. Just when the last one was about to be hit and fell to the ground, Tao Ti suddenly called out and stopped.
Pi Xiu frowned, and saw that this old man took out his mobile phone and actually opened the live broadcast software of Shanhai Forum, and started a special live broadcast of demon fairy.
Tao Ti smiled at the camera: "Good morning, old iron, today we will have a live broadcast, and we will buy mountain goods on the spot. The first product is the big wild boar with firm flesh behind us. It is sold by the head and is absolutely fresh. !
Pixiu: ...