Plague Doctor

Chapter 498: Those things about Uzza [ask for a monthly ticket, ask for a subscription]

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Zu Gejili became an official.

The official title of the position is "Deputy Minister of Ancestral Ministries", and this Ancestral Ministry has already been determined by the Tianji Bureau. Once the alliance between the Tianji World and the Zu various tribes is successful, then this new department will be created, with Geely as the deputy minister. The ministers are held by human beings.

So the Tianxuan team is still in Usa Town, and Ji Li has become the vice-minister and enjoys the treatment of the vice-minister.

Speaking of which, in terms of professional titles, it is higher than all twelve members of Tianxuan team.

But Ji Li Nian is because of his elegant and easy-going temperament, not only does not put on airs for them, but also asks for their health, and even does dirty and heavy work. From time to time, he condescends to give Gu Jun a back blow and Wu Shiyu's arm. , What a good leader.

But facing all the subordinates of the ancestors, Geely is different from the past...

After careful selection, the clan selected a total of 100,000 ancestors from among the elite soldiers originally planned to attack Usa Town this time as the early troops.

When they gathered for the first time, they sat among the secluded woods and listened to the lectures of their ancestors.

"Children, you are going to the earth world." The ancestors each patted a piece of rotten wood on the ground, and sighed: "Being farewell to the folks is to bear the future of the ancestors. The responsibility is heavy, remember, remember..." It paused After a pause, he suddenly slapped his stomach violently, "Let go of your throat and eat, eat the poor and empty the human race!"

There was an excited sound in the woods, and Zuge, who was going to the earth or not, was slapping from far and near.

Since this auspicious offer includes food and housing, these migrant workers must eat as much as they can.

It is precisely because of this that every ancestor in this elite army is a well-known big eater in the ethnic group. Usually, when people eat one chicken leg, it can eat two.

And these 100,000 big stomach kings all went to the earth world and were supported by humans. The food pressure of the ancestral tribes was greatly reduced. In addition, there was no need to pay tribute, and the price of chicken plummeted like a dive.

So the ancestors are not happy. One day they couldn't afford chicken, and the next day it was so cheap that they could eat a catty and throw a catty away.

This is not a victory, what is it? Isn't this turning over and being the master

The ancestors are mighty, auspicious and mighty! As for the evil ancestors who are still planning to fight back, no one cares about it anymore.

The old ancestor taught those candidates for the next patriarch that although the way to victory is different from the plan, but don't be obsessed with the process, just win.

Originally, they thought that even if the ancestors could not overthrow the rule of the cat clan and killed the one hundred thousand big stomach kings in battle, the clan would still have a good life.

Now all are sent to the earth world, and the strategic goal has been achieved.

One hundred thousand ancestors look mighty, but in fact, to the earth world, they are just like a handful of sand in a long river.

So many cities, so many countries, and now there is still a mysterious world.

So the 100,000 ancestors, Gu Jun, Yu Chi and the others took them all as they ordered, and it didn't matter if they doubled again, but after all, neither of the two parties had mature experience and mechanisms for cooperation, so let's do it gradually. How these hundred thousand ancestors arrange each other will also have to test the wisdom of the bureau.

When the fat hundred thousand ancestors gathered together, it was like a vast ocean.

Not all of them are passionate, some of them are deeply saddened, and they are going to work for human beings, cunning human beings, how many kind hearts can they have, these kind-hearted ancestors have already embarked on the path of being exploited, and then The fate of dying in a foreign land is really a miserable world.

But some clever Zugs, as I said earlier, the miserable grouse, this is going to enjoy the blessing...

From their point of view, I first went to the earth world to work for a few years, got the permanent residency, and then applied for my wife and children, old parents, brothers and sisters, uncles and uncles, etc., to enjoy the blessings together, big chicken legs every day eat.

However, before they set off, their beautiful vision was challenged.

"The human world pays most attention to hierarchy! It is the so-called monarch, minister, father, son, and son."

In the woods, Ji Li stood on a wide tree stump, with his hands behind his back, walked a few steps, and with the sound of his footsteps pulled out a sentence of classical Chinese that he had learned from TV before, and around his neck was a necklace made of chicken bones. , to show their honorable status, which is different from other ancestors.

Its small eyes scanned the densely packed chugs in front of the tree stump, and said solemnly: "When we leave the Enchanted Forest, we represent Zugs. Whatever image we are, Zugs will be. If we don't behave , then Zug will be regarded as stupid, primitive, and barbaric by human beings."

At the same time, some of the fat ancestors scratched their ears with their feet, and some patted their hungry stomachs, but they didn't know how much they listened to.

"So, the rules must be established!" Ji Li said loudly, "Humans pay attention to doing as the locals do, and we follow the rules of the earth world. In order to let everyone complete the ideological transformation as soon as possible, let's start now. You, you, You, come here and beat my back."

The several ancestors that were pointed looked at each other in blank dismay, and they didn't even quite understand what it meant to beat their backs.

Geely had to explain, but they still hesitated until Geely said angrily: "I'm the deputy minister! If you don't satisfy me, I can kick you out of the team! Do you still want to go to the earth to eat chicken legs and drink Coke?" They hurriedly Surrounded him to beat the deputy minister's back, beat his legs and pinch his arms, making Ji Li lie down comfortably.

People, you don't know what life is until you become an official.

The same truth applies to Zug.

"It's great to be an official, and it's great to be a deputy minister..." Ji Li gently stroked his stomach with his paws, humming a song he composed himself.

After it was announced that the migrant workers of the ancestors had to follow the rules of human beings, it basically didn’t have to go by itself. It sat in a comfortable rattan basket for a long time, and was carried by other ancestors, and the food was handed by other ancestors. Eat as much as you want, this is all taught by Wu Shiyu.

At this time, a studious Zu Ge raised its own question: "Deputy Minister, Captain Gu is also an official, right? Why don't others carry it away?"

"Hey, he's not an official!" Ji Li immediately straightened up from the rattan basket, feeling a little dissatisfied: "Listen to me, none of the dozen or so of them are officials, all they do is tie their heads How can any official do this when buying and selling on the waistband? No, Captain Gu, he... "

Still talking, Ji Li suddenly stared, and saw Gu Jun walking out from the gap between the trees with Peacock and Mo Qing, passing through the Zuge all over the ground, and striding over.

Ji Li groaned, dragging his fat body, and rolled down from the rattan basket, "Doctor Gu, why did you come here so early in the morning!"

It hates in its heart, these stupid compatriots, Zuge knew from the first step that Nightmare Man entered the forest, why don't they know how to report

If it is auspicious taking a bath, will people suddenly appear and look at it? Really!

"Our business in Usa Town is over." Gu Jun said to Ji Li, "The earth world is still waiting for us, so we want to go back as soon as possible before the passage disappears. Can you leave here? "

No other Zug here knows better than Jiri that the Earth world is a dangerous place, far more dangerous than the Dreamlands.

It has been living well for the past two days, so naturally it doesn't want to end this fairy life so soon.

So Geely hesitated, "Shouldn't you stay for a few more days? The channel is still stable, Wusa Town is so beautiful, how about a few more days?"

"Leave before the evening." Gu Jun saw it and made a decision, "You all get ready."

After the three of Gu Jun left, Geely faced his subordinates again, feeling a little nervous... After all, he was the only one just now...

"Captain Gu is really not an official." The only student Zu Ge suddenly sighed, "How can an official come here in person to say something."

The other ancestors agreed with each other deeply. They thought Captain Gu had such a high status before, so he just ran errands.

And just like that, Geely's authority was not challenged, and it continued to lie back in the wicker basket, eating grouse while directing its subordinates to prepare for departure.

There is still more than half a day before the gathering in the evening, and everyone in the Tianxuan team can move freely on the streets of Wusha Town as a tourist.

Because the town is guarded by the cat clan, and it has always been peaceful. As long as the taboos here are not violated, and it is not appropriate for gamers to enter houses to search for items, the team of twelve people who came out of the temple will be the town's distinguished guests, and the villagers respect them all. Goodwill is added.

Grant Bell, Raines Nelson, Linnapova and a few others went to a tavern. Their intention was not to drink and eat, but to inquire about news.

Although most of the residents of Ursa have never left the three towns of Ursa, Neil, and Hartig in their entire lives, businessmen from big cities such as Dillas-Linn often pass by in the town. The famous "Drunken Cat Tavern" talks about everything, so the tavern owner knows a lot of things.

"Is the one in your team the Nightmare Man?" The boss asked in a low voice, as if saying this name would cause bad luck.

Before that, the boss brought the group of people into a secret private room, and what was going to be said next was a big secret.

It turned out that the boss had heard from an evil ancestor who came to get drunk, and the legendary nightmare man was here right now.

Now the status of the evil ancestors in the clan has fallen so low that they can't even drink the moon wine, they can only share a small cup each time, and they can't even moisten their throats.

Seeing that the stupid Zuge, who was always ridiculed and bullied by himself in the past, now has an auspicious human name, he is doing well, and he almost said "Thirty years" to him. Hedong, thirty years in Hexi", the evil ancestors are suffering in their hearts!

I have contributed so much to the clan, sweated and bled, and still shed tears.

The whole plan is flawless. It really came from the brain of a wise man. It was clearly intended to be included in the Art of War, but it fell into the hands of a black businessman. I am unwilling...

When the evil ancestor was drunk, he confides everything to the hotel owner.

Including its revenge plan.

It knows that the black businessman has been hunting for the Nightmare Man, and wants to catch him back to the Sunset Theater to perform until he dies, and then sell his body to the cannibals in Lengyuan.

It also knew that the Tianxuan team had to go through a road in the enchanted forest from the dreamland to return to the earth world, far away from the sphere of influence of the Ursa cat. Then as long as you sell this news to the black merchants, the black merchants will set up an ambush on that section of the road, and when the Tianxuan team and those migrant workers go back, they will suddenly kill...

The Nightmare Man and the others are powerful, but the black merchants have a lot of tricks, and they can even use super gunpowder to blow them up to death.

In this way, the blood stained the covenant, and the alliance between humans and the ancestors is over. When the war resumes, there will naturally be places for the evil ancestors to display their abilities.

Because he wanted to be happy, Ezuge slapped the table and laughed loudly at that time, and said that he would not be called Ezuge in the future, but Hei Zuge.

Now, this drunk black Zug is locked in an iron cage with three locks by the boss.

Grant Bell and the others felt their chills rise, almost causing disaster. Sure enough, danger always appeared when vigilance was relaxed.

They breathed a sigh of relief when they saw with their own eyes that the evil Zuge was still sleeping in the cage.

Although Zuge all looked similar, this black evil Zuge was very distinctive, with jagged teeth protruding from the outside of his lips, and the scars all over his body from being beaten by cats hadn't healed yet. Now I don't know what kind of dream it is having, it still pats its thigh from time to time, and laughs sinisterly in its sound sleep.

"Nightmare man? Boss, what's going on?"

They didn't know very well that the nickname Gu Jun had been mentioned by the ancestors before was due to his previous experience in the dreamland.

"Nightmare man, the eyes are the abyss, kill the madman of Dilas-Lin!" The tavern owner suddenly became energetic, his full belly puffed up, and he made himself more energetic, and told these distinguished guests: "Never before have slaves escaped from the Sunset Theater and killed so many black merchants..."

Everyone listened quietly, and they couldn't help being shocked when they heard how the Nightmare Man went out in the Sunset Theater while being chased and intercepted by black businessmen.

It turned out that Captain Gu had such a dangerous experience, and his image in the fantasy world was like a god of death, which was really unexpected to them.

Thinking about it this way, the strength gap between them and Gu Jun may be even greater than they had previously imagined.

Grant Bell and Ivanovic, two mysterious people, immediately left the tavern to report to Gu Jun. The black ancestor must be punished, and each ancestor has to give an explanation Otherwise, human beings and ancestors would not feel at ease when they cooperate.

Gu Jun and Wu Shiyu went for a walk.

It's been a long time since they had this kind of two-person time. Today, they took a break from their busy schedule and walked on the streets of this exotic town, looking at this and that, and stroking a passing cat from time to time to say hello, feeling like this The afternoon sun is generally bright.

However, after walking around for a long time, Wu Shiyu had a personal experience, "Xian Jun, you said that the evolution of the human body has many imperfections, and I think so. It would be nice if the human body had four legs? I have a spare, and when I get tired from walking, I replace it with a spare.”

"Not good..." Gu Jun thought about the scene and felt bad, "If you don't want to go by yourself, I can go behind your back."

This was originally just a casual remark he made to coax the girl, but unexpectedly, after it was carried out, this salted fish was really heavy.

I don't know whether it was luck or misfortune, but after walking for a while, the two were found by Grant Bell and the others.

Now the twelve people are relying on the mental pillar of the Tianxuan team, and the induction is stronger than usual, as if there is an invisible navigation.

When Gu Jun heard about the evil ancestors, he immediately dispatched Bell and the others to go back to the tavern to bring the boss and the evil ancestors with them. At the same time, they brought the old ancestors and the old civet cats to the temple to negotiate face to face. . Now at the temple, Peacock and Mo Qing are still hurrying to pester Great Elder Atal to ask this and that.

As for Yu Chi and Feng Peiqian, they have their own activities.

"Peiqian, what did you drag me here for?"

In front of a small round stone fountain on a quiet street in the town, Yu Chi was asking questions.

"Captain, this is a wishing pool." Feng Peiqian looked at the pool gushing clear spring water with a gentle expression and a soft tone: "It is said that Uzza's couple will come to make a wish together after being blessed by the cat goddess Buster, praying Goddess' blessing, so every family in Usa is happy."

Yu Chi frowned upon hearing this, "Buster and the Wishing Fountain? There is no relevant record in ancient Egyptian mythology..."

"Is it a myth that has been missed? Or is it a unique custom of Wusha Town?" Yu Chi was in deep thought, and went up to look at each stone of this fountain carefully, "Is the power of the goddess Buster... how does this inherit the power? Is the structure of the pool itself, or the source of water..."

Yu Chi bent down, stretched out his hand, and stared at the wishing pool, knocking and feeling everywhere, looking for inscriptions or symbols.

Feng Peiqian took a deep breath and looked up at the sky, she really couldn't hope to turn a stone with broken teeth into sweet candy.

"I found it, I found it!" Yu Chi suddenly yelled in surprise, and he actually found a carving of a cat's head on the inside of a stone in the Wishing Pool.

This sign is definitely not simple.

"Peiqian, go find some paper and ink." Yu Chi said anxiously, "Find another big box that can separate the spring water. I have to remove this mark, is that okay? Will this violate the law? Peiqian, you Immediately go to the temple and ask the Great Elder about the wishing pool... No, you stay here, I will ask... "

Feng Peiqian almost plunged into the pool and drowned herself.

"Captain, there's no need to go. I was talking nonsense just now." She said helplessly, "This is just an ordinary fountain on the road."

Yu Chi, who had just rushed out over there, stopped abruptly, scratched his head, and his face was full of distress, "Are you kidding me? No, there is indeed a mark there, it doesn't seem like nonsense... that's right." He I suddenly figured it out, "This should be an explosion of your perception! You were influenced by a mysterious force to produce this 'nonsense'. In fact, it may be an important clue... Is it the influence of Goddess Buster..."

"I still have to ask." Yu Chi shook his head, looked determined, and ran away again, "Peiqian, you come too, the pool will not run away, there is no need to guard it, we have to get it Know why you have this perception."

Feng Peiqian looked at Yu Chi who ran away, and took a deep breath again. It would be wrong to say that this guy's brain is not flexible, isn't he smart

But, what is he thinking...!