Gao Yan: "Bring someone here? Well, I see."
He hung up the phone, turned around and bumped into a broad chest, and a joking sentence came from above his head: "Caught a child who was thrown into his arms."
The top of his head was slightly numb, Gao Yan shrank his shoulders, took two steps back and looked up at Chu Suibi, and when he touched Chu Suibi's smiling eyes, he seemed to be scalded, and quickly looked away: "I will cook at night. ,What do you want to eat?"
Chu Suibi: "Can I order?"
Gao Yan cleared his throat: "Yes, everyone can order three dishes."
Chu Cuibi said slowly, "Then don't put carrots in the carrots, don't put the carrots in the scrambled eggs with leeks, don't put the spinach in the spinach and shrimp."
Gao Yan was stunned: "Why don't you put those dishes?"
Since carrots, leeks and spinach are not included, why bother to read them out? Just frying it directly is fine.
Chu Suibi slowed down his speech, stared straight at Gao Yan and said, "Because of the anger, eating these is like adding fuel to the fire."
"What do you mean—" Gao Yan suddenly had an epiphany, because carrots, leeks and spinach are all aphrodisiacs!
Eating too much is like adding fuel to the fire, doesn't it mean that you are already angry
Gao Yan lowered his head and replied vaguely: "Okay, okay, I know what to do..."
He wanted to get out of the cramped balcony to buy groceries, but Chu Suibi was probably fattened by a successful hand in hand at the playground, and he couldn't stop talking about it at the moment.
So he blocked Gao Yan and deliberately lowered his voice, with a hoarse and sexy voice: "Do you know why I am so angry? That's because I face a child who bumps into my heart every day. The child is irresponsible after teasing me. This backlog of anger can't be vented, do you think this kid is bad?"
Gao Yan almost took a breath, and was trapped in the corner by Chu Shuibi, his head was hot and dizzy, and his eyes were a little wet from the stimulation. He raised his hand to cover his eyes, afraid that he would actually cry.
- It's really embarrassing to be stimulated to tears because of a few rude words.
"You said... Do you want to compensate me, the child? For example, say something nice, say something soft, and give me a hug?"
Gao Yan was silent for a long time, barely regaining his calm mood: "Mr. Chu."
Chu Suibi responded, "Well, you can call me Mr. Don't be too polite."
Sir, if you are familiar with it, maybe you can really give birth, right? Of course, what he cares about is the process, it doesn't matter whether the result can be achieved or not.
Gao Yan: "You always call me my little friend, so how old are you?"
Chu Shabi: "More than 18cm."
Gao Yan's forehead twitched: "I mean age."
Chu Suibi deliberately misinterpreted the meaning of his words: "There is no such thing as weak waist, so don't worry."
Gao Yan: "..." He said a lot, no matter how thick his skin was, he couldn't bear it.
Seeing that his destined little partner's ears were glowing red, Chu Suibi looked like a piece of blood jade in the sun. When he became angry, he raised his head and stared, his eyes were bright and very confusing.
After only one glance, there is a familiar longing rushing through the blood vessels, causing chaos everywhere. The cold blood was ignited in an instant, like a spark falling into a prairie prairie, igniting a raging fire in an instant.
Chu Suibi was originally a very calm and restrained person, and he was cruel and cold-blooded in his bones. Who would have guessed that just one look from Gao Yan could make him madly restless.
It's like a strong aphrodisiac.
Chu Cuibi lowered his head, hesitated for two seconds, bit Gao Yan's ear, and said vaguely, "If you do this in front of others, I'll..." smash others to ashes and lock you by your side, even if you are a cripple It has to be his too!
When Gao Yan went out to buy groceries, he still felt wet in his ears when he walked under the bright sun, as if he was still swept by rough things.
Fortunately, Chu Suibi didn't keep up, otherwise the food for tonight might not be available.
Chu Suibi's goal is obvious, but Gao Yan is a little hesitant. He is not good at dealing with emotional matters, so he puts it aside for the time being, and waits for him to find some free time to slowly deal with and analyze his feelings for Chu Suibi.
At 6 o'clock in the afternoon, Su Jiang came back from work and collapsed onto the sofa. When he saw Gao Yan, he raised his hand and said hello, "Brother Yan."
Gao Yan poured a glass of water for him: "Why are you so weak?"
Su Jiang pulled the corners of his mouth and forced a smile: "My poor little body has just been tortured by life, do you think I can still get up?"
Gao Yan: "Who is life?"
Su Jiang: "… "
Gao Yan fluttered: "Aren't you always fine day and night?"
Su Jiang resented: "Brother Yan, enjoying lying down and being forced to exercise are two different things! There is no crushed road, only a small three-wheeled motor."
Gao Yan: "..." Yes, it's probably still electric. "By the way, when did you enter the game field?"
Su Jiang: "The day after tomorrow."
Gao Yan: "That's the same time as Yang Mian."
Su Jiang: "The two of us made an appointment, but the main thing is that the people who brought us happened to choose the same day."
Gao Yan: "Are they all team members of the gods?"
Su Jiang shook his head: "I don't know, the person who brought me hasn't contacted me yet."
Gao Yan nodded to show that he knew.
Then, Su Jiang said again: "I plan to buy a house on the upstairs floor."
Gao Yan thought for a while, but said nothing else, he said that he could ask him for help if he had any problems.
In fact, it was not very convenient for Su Jiang to live here. When he rented the guest bedroom next to him, Su Jiang was not yet an adult.
As an adult, he registered abroad. When his husband returns to China, he has to move out for another month or two, which is a little inconvenient after all.
Furthermore, now that Chu Suibi lives in, it is too cramped for three people to live together.
Half an hour later, Yang Mian also came, with an exotic dark-skinned boy.
The exotic dark-skinned boy speaks Chinese very well, and his words are eloquent. It is said that he learned from the news network. Although he is standard, he speaks the news network with an exotic face. No matter how you look at it, it seems strange.
The black-skinned boy from a foreign country: "Hello, my name is Hill, I am from Rome in Italy. The Chinese name is Xie Sanqiu."
Xie Sanqiu
Gao Yan remembered that there were three members of the pseudo-lord god level among the gods. Chu Suibi had now cleared the level of the primary god, and there were two remaining members of the pseudo-lord god level, one of which was named Xie Sanqiu.
Xie Sanqiu has a very generous attitude, admitting that he is indeed one of the members of the gods. And when he saw Gao Yan, he showed a surprised expression, looked at Gao Yan carefully, and finally affirmed: "It's really cute."
Black hair and white skin, quiet temperament, really cute.
Hearing this, Gao Yan's eyes were weird, and Xie Sanqiu, who was obviously a teenager, had an old-fashioned expression and a terrible news broadcast accent, and his evaluation of him was... cute
Xie Sanqiu put his hands behind his back, looking at Gao Yan's eyes with some kindness, and even his expression seemed to be full of fatherly love like a mountain.
When Chu Suibi came out of the bedroom, he found that the living room was unusually quiet, Gao Yan and the three had strange expressions, and he understood when he turned his head and saw Xie Sanqiu. He raised his leg and kicked it, swept Xie Sanqiu to the ground and occupied the sofa seat.
"Xie Sanqiu, who are you pretending to be?"
Xie Sanqiu's back was stiff in an instant - c'mon, no one told him that Chu Suibi was there!
Whoever dares to take advantage of this old beast must be prepared to be gouged out and scraped, and there is no need to resist.
Xie Sanqiu knew current affairs: "You are my father." Anyway, his father died early.
The melon-eating crowd, Yang Mian and Su Jiang, were immediately shocked, Dad, you were not like this just now.
Chu Suibi pointed at Gao Yan: "Call mom."
Before Gao Yan had time to refuse, Xie Sanqiu had already used his news broadcast voice to call out: "Dear mother—"
Gao Yan: "...Dad is not as unfilial as you." He turned around and went back to the kitchen to continue preparing dinner for tonight, glaring at Chu Shusui as he left.
Chu Cuibi pondered for a moment, and laughed.
Xie Sanqiu squinted at the two of them back and forth, the atmosphere was not right. How long has it been before the old beast really caught up with the little daughter-in-law? You can't, it's impossible.
I only posted a bunch of rubbish soft articles in the group in the afternoon. It would be too exciting and mentally damaged. Otherwise, who can do such a beast
Xie Sanqiu, who thought it was impossible, secretly rubbed his doubts and asked, Chu Suibi glanced at Xie Sanqiu with a slight mockery, and pointed in the direction of the master bedroom: "Did you see where I just came out?"
Xie Sanqiu looked in the direction Chu Shuibi pointed, his face twisted with jealousy—Master bedroom? Not only living together, but also living in the same room!
Isn't living in the same room the same as living in the same bed? In two days, I have to get the certificate and put on the wedding wine.
Chu Suibi sneered: "One day is your father, and I will be your father for life."
Xie Sanqiu closed his mouth while covering his heart.
There were four people sitting around in the living room, Chu Suibi didn't talk much, and he was not a warm personality. Xie Sanqiu is quite outgoing, and soon established a good relationship with Yang Mian and Su Jiang.
Twenty minutes later, Gao Yan put the last dish on the table before calling out, "It's time for dinner."
Yang Mian and Su Jiang jumped up and rushed to the table. Xie Sanqiu, who was chatting with them just now, was stunned. Then, smelling the fragrance, she involuntarily got up and walked to the table.
"Nine dishes and one soup are so rich, with all the flavors and flavors... Gao Yan, are you the cook?" Xie Sanqiu said as he pulled out the chair, and before he sat down, he felt a cold gaze fall on him.
When he turned his head and saw Chu Shuibi standing beside him, and then looking at Gao Yan's seat next to him, Xie Sanqiu understood.
"Brother Chu, sit down."
Xie Sanqiu immediately gave the opened chair to Chu Shuibi, and then turned around and sat down at the end.
Yang Mian held her chopsticks for a while, her eyes going back and forth between Xie Sanqiu and Chu Suibi.
When she first learned that the person who brought her was Xie Sanqiu of the gods, Yang Mian didn't believe it, and she was shocked and lost her mind. Now that I have come back to my senses, I can think normally. For example, what is the full name of Mr. Chu with Gao Yan
Yang Mian called out a name in her heart, and was shocked again into a trance, so that she ate twice as fast as usual.
Omg! ! !
So Gao Yan is the rumored heroine, and she is the gay honey who follows the chicken and dog to the sky next to the heroine
"..." Yang Mian broke out in a cold sweat by his own description.
Gao Yan handed the chopsticks to Chu Shuibi, and said to the others by the way: "There is cold beer in the refrigerator, if you want to drink it, go get it yourself."
Xie Sanqiu got up: "Don't move, I'll just go get it."
He quickly brought in more than a dozen bottles of cold beer, and none of the people present refused to drink it, even Yang Mian sipped four or five bottles. On the other hand, Gao Yan only drank half the bottle the whole time, and he still threw wolfberry in the bottle.
Chu Shuibi didn't drink much, and he wasn't interested in cold beer, but he also drank half a bottle, half of which was left over by Gao Yan.
Xie Sanqiu, Yang Mian, and Su Jiang kowtowed a lot, and they were drunk, and they lay down on the living room floor with their shoulders over their shoulders and began to brag.
Gao Yan glanced at them, helplessly clearing the table.
Chu Suibi took over the work from him, moved the dirty tableware and chopsticks to the kitchen, and urged Gao Yan to rest: "You prepare dinner for more than two hours, and they will do the rest."
Gao Yan frowned: "It's too dirty."
Chu Suibi put his arms around Gao Yan and pushed him into the bedroom: "I promise to clean it up within half an hour, okay, I'll watch you go to bed early later."
Gao Yan: "..." Okay.
Standing at the door of the room, Gao Yan suddenly smiled, shook his head and went to find clothes to take a bath. When looking through the closet, I saw a suitcase with Chu pieces piled up next to it, and the clothes inside had not been taken out.
Gao Yan thought about it for a while, then hung up Chu Shuibi's daily clothes and put them in his closet, and also took some of the other party's dirty clothes into the bathroom to help wash them.
The three of Xie Sanqiu were still drinking and gossip, and they were chatting about gossip with melon seeds at this moment, calling them that their work would not work.
Chu Suibi went to the balcony to make a phone call. Within ten minutes, the housekeeping aunt came to clean up the tableware and kitchen, and it was cleaned up within half an hour.
Chu Shuibi, who opened the bedroom door and was about to meet up, saw that Gao Yan was already lying on the bed with a quiet face, he was stunned for a moment, and then went in lightly and tiptoely.
Sitting on the edge of the bed and watching for a long time, Gao Yan didn't wake up, obviously he was very tired.
In reality, it only takes two or three seconds, but in the game, he has been anxious for six days. When he came back, he immediately prepared a big meal. He didn't have a good rest at all. Naturally, he would be tired.
Chu Suibi stared at Gao Yan's quiet sleeping face, feeling rather distressed for the other's sensibleness.
He is only 22, but he is used to being strong, taking care of others, and refusing to show weakness.
Such Gao Yan undoubtedly made Chu Shuibi more loving and distressed.
Chu Cuibi lowered his head and placed a light kiss on Gao Yan's forehead.
Then he got up and opened the suitcase to look for clothes. It was empty. He hesitated to open the wardrobe. The left side of the wardrobe was Gao Yan's clothes, and the right side was his clothes.
Underpants, socks, etc., were neatly stacked beside him, along with Gao Yan's.
Chu Suibi laughed silently, and he couldn't help but raise his hand against his forehead.
So cute, how can his little friend be so cute? How to do? There's just no way not to like it.
..
Two days later, Su Jiang and Yang Mian entered the game field at the same time.
Gao Yan prepared a big meal in advance and waited for them to come back. After waiting for two hours, the two came back with white faces, lying on the sofa and not wanting to talk.
Su Jiang had a pale face: "Brother Yan, I don't want to eat for the time being. My stomach is rolling, and my mind is full of bloody scenes of broken limbs."
Yang Mian nodded, "I never want to eat squid again in my life."
Gao Yan raised his eyebrows, but wanted to ask what happened to them.
Xie Sanqiu doesn't have that sequelae, one hand is cold beer and the other hand crayfish, a cool set meal in summer. He smiled and said: "The quality of the newcomers is not very good. When you meet more, you will be able to eat even in the face of dismemberment."
Yang Mian glared at Xie Sanqiu angrily, this smiling exotic black-skinned youth, even his heart was black.
The idol in her heart is broken, and Xie Sanqiu is no longer her idol!
Gao Yan sat beside Su Jiang, who looked sullen and lacking in energy.
"Where's the person who brought you?"
"He left when he came out, and he ignored me."
Gao Yan patted Su Jiang's arm and said to him and Yang Mian, "rest here first, and eat later."
The two nodded, fell on the sofa and slowly fell asleep with their eyes closed. When Gao Yan came out again, he covered the two with a blanket in his hand.
Although it is summer, but the air conditioner and fan are turned on in the house, it is easy to catch cold and get sick when sleeping without the quilt.
Seeing this scene, Xie Sanqiu said to Chu Suibi, who was leaning against the wall with his hands in his arms, "He's not bad."
Excellent cooking skills, good temperament, and caring for people when he treats friends with loyalty, the key is that the operation of the level is so arrogant, like a snake's skin.
Chu Suibi snorted and said, "What do you mean?"
He knew it a long time ago, he knew it a long time ago.
Chu Suibi looked at Gao Yan with gentle and deep eyes. At the same time, he did not forget to care for his teammates: "Have you been released?"
Xie Sanqiu: "Fuck!"
At night, Gao Yan dreamed of the Q-version two-armed Avalokitesvara again. The Q version of the Guanyin doll bulged its cheeks, but it was not as stinky as last time, and the tone was quite arrogant.
[Congratulations to player Gao Yan for clearing the level and completing the primary field task of 'Tell Nanako about the lost golden pillar'.]
[Evaluation of the primary game field: Grade A is excellent.]
[Quest Rewards: Baby Spirits' Favorite Candy, Mother's Missing, Lie Bronze Badge]
[Candy that infant spirits love: As the name suggests, infant spirits who have no snacks all year round like it very much. If you give them candy, they will like you.]
[Mother's Missing: There is no doubt that any child loves his mother.]
[Bronze Badge of Lies: Three lies, even the truth can become a lie.]
After the Guanyin doll finished speaking, she did not leave in a hurry, but twitched on the spot for a while before saying, "You are not bad, I reluctantly admit you. But you are not the only one with the imprint of the gods, and you will be abandoned at any time."
Gao Yan raised his eyebrows and asked back with a smile, "Really?"
He still stood there and didn't move.
The Avalokitesvara doll seemed to be expecting something, but seeing that Gao Yan did not move, he stamped his feet angrily and ran away.
The next day, Gao Yan woke up, told Chu Suibi the matter and asked, "What's going on with the Guanyin doll? What's wrong with not being the only imprint of the gods?"
Chu Suibi pressed his forehead, and after stroking his thoughts, he told him: "I originally wanted you to go to the intermediate field, but since you noticed it, it would be better to tell you earlier."
Gao Yan listened seriously.
"Don't be too serious." Chu Suibi laughed and continued, "The game of gods, to be precise, is a vessel for cultivating gods."
Gao Yan was shocked and widened his eyes.
"It's like raising a gu, putting selected qualified human beings into the gods' game field. After life and death, those who survived become god candidates, that is, high-level players. After they have the strength to compete with gods, they face each other head-on, and the result is to replace them. gods, or be replaced by gods."
"Actually, there are omens. Humans discovered the origin of life and the genetic code, leading to the decline of the age of gods. Not to mention those small god systems, almost all of the six major god systems in the world have mentioned Ragnarok."
On this point, Gao Yan has made a summary.
The six major systems of gods in the world are all Ragnarok in the end. Either gods fight against humans, or gods fight against gods, and eventually withdraw from the stage of history, and mankind enters a new era of atheism.
"Among the gods, there are high-level gods and ordinary gods. For example, Guanyin is a high-level god. And your god's imprint is Guanyin, so once you grow up, you will become a high-level god."
Gao Yan said softly, "How about you?"
"I'm a main god-level player, and I'm also a high-level god, but only if I confront the god corresponding to my god mark face-to-face, can I replace it and become a real god."
Gao Yan: "What is it?" What is his divine mark
Chu Suibi smiled and looked at him: "You can't watch it until you enter the intermediate field, otherwise, it will burn your eyes."
it
Gao Yan was puzzled, but did not ask any further questions.
"So, when are you going to fight the... gods?"
"It's still early."
"Okay." It seems that there is no other information to ask.
The days that followed were very dull, Xie Sanqiu rarely appeared again, and I heard that he flew back to the headquarters of the Imperial Capital. However, the real life of Gao Yanji was still calm, until two months later, the new game field opened.
This time, Su Jiang followed Gao Yan and Chu Suibi to act together.
Su Jiang: "The person who brought me before was also in the game field and couldn't come out for a while, so let me follow you."
Gao Yan didn't object, but Chu Suibi was a little surprised when he heard that the person who brought him didn't come out, but he didn't refuse.
Gao Yan: "Where are you going this time?"
Chu Shuibi: "Thailand."
"I haven't got the visa yet."
Chu Suibi: "It's okay, I already did it two months ago."
Gao Yan: "What about Sujiang?"
Su Jiang: "I have been to Thailand to film before, and my visa has not expired."
Gao Yan: "Let's go then."
The three set off and flew to Bangkok, Thailand, and now have a night at the hotel. The next day, I went to the largest temple in Bangkok. The temple made a big news a few years ago. It is said that nearly 2,000 baby corpses were found in the morgue of the temple.
Therefore, this temple has a famous name: Ghost Infant Temple Yingling Temple.
The three put a stick of incense in the temple, looked up again and came to the door of a villa.
The notification sound in the ear was no longer a mechanically cold electronic sound, but replaced by the soft pleading of a child.
[Welcome to the game of gods~]
[Primary field: Wanying corpse pile.]
[Baby: My friends are gone, can you help me find them?]
[The kindness from the gods: I hear cries as soon as it rains, and it's annoying! !]
[Rule: Please listen to the words of the gods!]
[Reminder: Be careful not to get too close to dirty things. If you die, the gods are not responsible.]
"Thousands of Infant Skeletons? The name is so vicious." Su Jiang shivered with his arms crossed: "Even if I don't know much about ghosts and gods, I know how terrifying infant spirits are, especially when they rush towards them in groups. When reasoning doesn't make sense... it's over."
Gao Yan: "The horror of baby spirits lies in the fact that humans owe them. If you didn't cause other girls to have countless abortions, they naturally wouldn't bother you."
In front of you is a luxurious villa garden. Behind the black gilded iron gate is a large lawn. Across the lawn is a three-story villa.
Chu Suibi pushed open the iron door, "The door is unlocked, let's go in."
The three entered the villa garden. There was a large lawn in the garden, and the lawn seemed to have just been renovated. This lawn is very broad, about 200 square meters, and surrounds the villa in the middle.
Su Jiang said doubtfully, "With such a large lawn, not a single flower or a green tree is planted. It can be used as a golf course and a football field. There is not enough space, and there are not even pavilions and chairs for rest, and a large lawn is empty. What a weird design."
It is indeed a very strange design. It stands to reason that such a large piece of land in the villa garden will naturally have its purpose, such as planting precious flower seeds, green trees, and building pavilions or glass houses.
But this villa has nothing but an empty lawn, which inexplicably creates a sense of desolation.
Chu Suibi said half-jokingly, "Maybe it was used to bury corpses."
Gao Yan nodded in agreement: "Maybe it really is a venue for burial."
"Don't talk about it, fathers, behind you there is a poor little ghost who is afraid of ghosts waiting for your pity."
Su Jiang was terrified. He was not afraid of anything in ghosts, but he was afraid of ghost babies.
Gao Yan comforted: "You don't have to be too afraid. In fact, we are not in danger in this playground, and Yingling will definitely not take revenge on us."
Su Jiang: "How do you say?"
Gao Yan said coolly: "We are all gay, we don't have that kind of function, and we don't have that kind of sex appeal."
The author has something to say: One day, all the gods saw Gao Yan, and they all put on a fatherly face - self-spiritual comfort is Gao Yan's kind old father, rounding up is equal to Chugou's father!
PS: When I was writing this playground, I went to look up the information about the baby spirit, and then saw a lot of abortion guilt theory.
God is so guilty of abortion, these are all rubbish thoughts.
There are also some superstitious sayings that women after abortion will be entangled by baby spirits, and their fortunes will be low in life. It’s simply, what rubbish superstitions are, and I don’t know the dross written by ghosts (there are countless swear words omitted here) .
PPS: This playground is not too scary.