In the world of online games, great players are as rare as beautiful players, so they are always highly sought after. When Yishu Lihua married Zheng Xiaoguang to Qingshan, Zheng Xiaoguang was already mentally prepared that his "married life" was destined to be bumpy.
Later, whether it was the previous baby 520 or Venus crying, this fact was also verified.
Fortunately, Qingshan usually doesn't play a trumpet. He only levels up with Han Meimei and Li Lei who are in the fixed team, so he can't recruit too many talents.
Now that he suddenly saw so many female players coveting the great master Qingshan, Zheng Xiaoguang suddenly felt that he was under a lot of pressure.
Hey, these little girls don't see clearly the title on the great god's head, which is "The Husband of the Streaming Light". If you have a master, you still dare to worry about it. Are you looking for trouble
[Team] Trumpet Girl 1: [Winning Eyes] Master, please support me, please support me. Videos can warm the bed.
The corners of Zheng Xiaoguang's mouth couldn't help but twitch. Why were these words so similar to someone from before
After Qingshan impatiently said that he already had a wife and did not want to have a "second wife", another trumpet came out and said that he wanted to become a disciple.
[Team] Trumpet Girl 2: Master Qingshan, can I become your teacher? [Shy] [Kiss]
Zheng Xiaoguang looked at the little summoner. What could a mage in Qingshan teach her? What about kissing someone? We are all girls, who is so stupid that they can’t see that she is not interested in drinking
[Team] Trumpet Girl 4: You are enough, okay? Don’t always stick to the great master, okay
This sentence made trumpet girls 1, 2, and 3 extremely dissatisfied, and they all jumped out to attack trumpet girl 4.
[Team] Trumpet Girl 1: Yo, who are you? Do you have the right to speak here
[Team] Trumpet Girl 2: Why do you talk like this? Are we bothering you
[Team] Trumpet Girl 3: That’s right, we can do whatever we want, what does it have to do with you, don’t meddle in other people’s business!
[Team] Trumpet Girl 4: Everyone in the world cares about injustice, why can’t I care about it? The master has already said that he has a wife, but you are still pestering her. Do you want to be a mistress
[Team] Trumpet Girl 3: What, are you the wife of the great god? Neuropathy!
Oops, could it be that Qingshan's wife couldn't be fair and could only watch them compete to be mistresses
Seeing the roar of Trumpet Girl 3, Zheng Xiaoguang couldn't help but smile, and then tapped quickly on the computer keyboard with his fingers.
[Team] Trumpet Girl 4: That’s me.
The trumpet girl 4 is Zheng Xiaoguang’s trumpet stall Maomaotu. Neither Liuguang nor Qingshan had any experience when playing the trumpet, so Zheng Xiaoguang simply brought his own trumpet into the team to gain experience.
After all, Maomaotu is still Liuguang's apprentice. If he raises his level a little, Liuguang can get some master-disciple merits and exchange them for some good things. As for Liu Guang’s account, Zheng Xiaoguang is currently on Phoenix TV.
Qingshan and Maomaotu went to the door of the low-level dungeon and formed three accounts to go down the dungeon. Who knew that these three accounts did not see Qingshan's lady in the team, so they boldly seduced Qingshan, and actually acted like In front of Zheng Xiaoguang, they talked about how to "divide" Qingshan.
Zheng Xiaoguang was indignant and yelled at the three dishonest trumpets with his trumpet Maomaotu. Trumpet Girl 1 and Trumpet Girl 2 were immediately yelled at and dared not speak. Only Trumpet Girl 3 was still unconvinced.
[Team] Trumpet Girl 3: You are lying, the title of the great god says, his wife is a streamer.
[Team] Maomaotu: If you don’t believe it, ask the master yourself.
Zheng Xiaoguang made it clear enough, but the trumpet girl 3 still struggled unwillingly.
[Team] Trumpet Girl 3: Great God~~~~
[Team] Qing Shi: @毛毛Rabbit, don’t be angry, lady. We won’t bring the copy. I’ll accompany you to see the scenery.
Choking on one sentence, the other three trumpets fell silent. Without Zheng Xiaoguang urging them, they consciously withdrew from the team.
[Team] Qingshan: I told you earlier, don’t let me play the trumpet.
He used to bring alts with him a lot, but as his level got higher and higher and his equipment got better and better, those alts always liked to chatter around him. They were either asking for equipment or support, and they made him take the trouble, so he gradually refused to take them with them.
[Team] Maomaotu: Girls nowadays are so shameless that I can’t understand them! Forget it, don’t take a female account anymore. I've placed this account, you can join my larger account, and let's go do the weekly routine.
[Team] Qing Shi: Yes.
Zheng Xiaoguang soon discovered that it was not just Qingshan who was coveted by some female accounts. With the influx of new people, a very strange phenomenon had recently become popular in Jiangnan Weiyu District - a large number of mistresses appeared.
The funniest thing is that these mistresses all seem to be from a small gang [Beautiful Flower Language], and the gang leader is a female mage named Guaiguai Little Lazy Cat.
It is said that the majority of this gang is female players, and most of them are newcomers who have just arrived in this area. They are just like the little girl who went to brush dungeons with Qingshan before, they often hook up with the big gods and little gods in the Jiangnan Weiyu area.
In such an environment, Zheng Xiaoguang's brother Yishu Lihua was not immune. It's a pity that Kazuki Rika has always regarded himself as a very rough man, and has no plans to get married and have children in this game.
But this time he also made an additional statement that even if he thought about it one day, he would never fall in love with the female players in Beautiful Flowers. So he simply chose the method he had always followed - killing. If any female number made him impatient with her constant chatter, he would immediately kill her with a red card.
After the beautiful female player suffered a few defeats, she no longer dared to hang out in front of a pear tree.
Seeing that the boss was so straightforward and effective, the unparalleled people in the world naturally agreed with him all the way. Gradually, the beautiful flower language has formed a tacit understanding, and they will take a detour when they see the unparalleled people in the world.
What made things worse was that Su Zhi, the wife of the temple's gang leader, was most jealous and ordered Miyundian of the temple to draw a clear line with Mei Hua Yu. Therefore, Mei Hua Yu soon became the most taboo gang in the temple.
But even such a beautiful flower language, which is not welcomed by the two major gangs, is slowly developing. They are still poaching everywhere in this lightly rainy area in the south of the Yangtze River, begging the big gods to take care of them, and teasing the little gods to get married, making everyone angry.
Originally, it was a bit overestimating his ability to hook up with a master like Kazuki Rika, but at least he was single. Apart from his own dissatisfaction, there would not be a hostess who would come out and say that a certain girl wanted to be a mistress and it was shameless. .
But it would be a bit shameless to hook up with a married celebrity, right
In the end, Han Meimei finally revealed the mystery: "What else? How many single RMB players are there like your brother?"