In addition to secretly observing the fight between Singer An and Miss Zhu Fourth, Lu Jianyan and Yao Wuzai also did a big thing—increasing their reading volume.
Although most of the novels are nonsense and cannot be realized in reality, the strange thing is that these missionaries one after another like to follow the routine of the protagonist in the novel, and they firmly believe in it. The rebirth stream, the white moonlight stream, the gourmet stream, and even the early brother orthopedics department, even the singer An, who should be the second oldest among the taskers, is currently taking the textbook-like counterattack route of supporting the entertainment industry.
In order to inspire inspiration, understand the whole picture of singer An's routines as soon as possible, and also to satisfy their personal hobbies, Lu Jianyan and Yao Wuzai found more popular online novels, and watched all kinds of brain holes together.
However, they themselves didn't have much hope for this, at most they opened their eyes, at least that's what Lu Jianyan thought.
My brain is bigger than the sky, but there are as many online articles as there are in the ocean, and I found a few articles that are more in line with the current situation of Singer An. They are not limited to the entertainment industry, but I searched according to NP's routine.
What Yao Wuzai recommends to Lu Jianyan now is a Western fantasy novel.
It's a pity that Lu Jianyan just read the beginning and couldn't stand it anymore. It's not a problem with the writing style, but the feeling that the whole world likes the protagonist, which makes Lu Jianyan always unconsciously bring himself into it, thinking that these people are actually just When attacking the protagonist, don't have a plan.
In the end, it can only be done by Yao Wushou, summarizing the full text.
Lu Jianyan was feeling "what the hell is this?" or "is there such an operation?" almost the whole time.
"You mean, these gods are all the same person? Different personalities, different appearances, different growth environments, and even different races, but you insist on telling me that they are the same person? No, the same god is different. Avatar?"
Lu Jianyan's mind was filled with countless questions.
Elf kings, demon gods, holy sons, orc priests, etc. are all attacks? All alone? Then why do they still kill each other? It's interesting to eat your own vinegar? We all live on the same continent, why didn't we find out that we are one person before, and we have to wait for the protagonists who have traveled through time to have sex with them one by one, and have a sadomasochistic relationship before we can realize that they are one person? What is the principle? The protagonist didn't know they were alone at the beginning, did he? How did the protagonist manage to meet one, love one, and be one? Can you still be so fraternal
Playboy Lu Jianyan has seen many of them, and he is not going to criticize or satirize him. After all, if someone is willing to fight N willing to suffer, then what can he say? Even if he doesn't agree with this polygamous way of dealing with emotions, he won't force others to agree with him, or do what he says.
He doesn't have such a big face.
In fact, he even admires this kind of emotional protagonist a little bit, after all, he doesn't even have the ability to fall in love with someone.
However, there is one thing that Lu Jianyan has to say: "I don't think these Gongs are the same person."
Even if the author insists that they are one person.
What on earth is it that makes a person to be called an independent person
Yao Wuzai interrupted Lu Jianyan's train of thought before Lu Jianyan's thinking became more and more obscure, and he rushed more and more towards the path of philosophy and humanity.
The mobile phone screen projected in the air was switched and replaced with a national red head document with an engraved seal.
Yao Wuzai introduced: "This is the document issued by the state to rectify Internet entertainment a few years ago, including online articles. Have you seen this?" Yao Wuzai tapped twice in the air to enlarge the The position of the point, "The meaning here is simply to prohibit NP. The country will not care about how many boyfriends and girlfriends you talk about before and after, but you are not allowed to have a harem at the same time, no matter what your sexual orientation is. So, you see The article I have come across is a side-by-side style of writing derived from policies above and countermeasures below."
Just like in anime, drawing women is not talking about men. Whether it is NP or not, the original author has the final say, even if they have different appearances, different personalities, different identities, different life experiences and even different races, but if I say they are one person, then they are one person.
Different people have different views on this.
Lu Jianyan is willing to respect the original author, but he will also stick to his own opinion, this is not alone!
Yao Wushou helplessly raised his hands in surrender: "I'm on your side, OK? I just want to have a rational discussion with you. Is there a possibility that singer An was also deceived by the system."
At present, the song singer line is obviously going to take the path of the heartthrob NP. So, is there a possibility that his system lied to him that in fact the people you captured are all your lovers, just different personality fragments. If you conquer them, you can piece together a complete lover.
Mr. Li was also deceived by his system back then, which is enough to show that not all systems are reliable.
Although Singer An's senses are not very good, there is also the possibility that he was deceived by people or systems with worse senses. Or Singer An also noticed something wrong, but because he enjoyed the feeling of being surrounded by stars, he went along with the flow and continued to lie to himself.
There may be many kinds, Yao Wuzai just chose the most malicious ones, he doesn't really believe in human nature, because he doesn't have such things himself.
"Why are you so sure that Singer An is following the routine of being an NP, but insisting that he is alone?" Lu Jianyan didn't understand.
Yao Wuzhao had been prepared for a long time, and made a few gestures on the screen in the air with his hand, mobilizing a well-made excellent PPT. Click, a photo of a person appears, three photos appear before and after, and finally they are summarized on a plane.
The cutouts of the three full-body portraits are all classified on the far left, and there is still a lot of space on the right. It seems that this is destined to be a long speech.
Lu Jianyan knew the three silhouettes that appeared so far, Lou Dingxian, Fifth Yi and Su Yingdi. The three of them are typical people with different backgrounds, different status, different industries, different hobbies and even different personalities, but they still have one distinct thing in common, ED.
"You heard from Mr. Li's system that Lou Waiting is a man of God." A line of red letters appeared above Lou Waiting's head.
"And I heard Wu Yi said that he always has a feeling that he is not really ED, but just seems to be waiting for someone, and can only do those things with that person." A line of yellow characters appeared on Wu Yi's profile picture .
"Su Yingdi stands at thirty and has zero scandals. He is so innocent that he has never even talked about love."
"To gather all this information," Yao Wuzai said to Lu Jianyan while pointing at the screen, "Can we make a bold assumption that they are all subject to some kind of restriction, before meeting the right person, Can't do anything normal, human?"
Lu Jianyan was thoughtful.
On the screen, each of the three lines of characters stretched out a diagonal line, converging under an oval white frame, and inside the frame there were only three large characters of "a certain person".
"And this person is very likely to be a person!"
No matter how coincidental, it's impossible for the three of them to be waiting for three different people together, right
Fifth Yi also told Yao Wuzai that when Fifth Yi met Lou Dangxian for the first time, he actually hated him very much and wished he could kill him. But after getting acquainted with each other, I found that the two of them had a tacit understanding. This feeling also applies to Su Yingdi. That is to say, their first feelings about each other are exactly the same. Just ask, how many people can have this feeling of loving and killing each other and feel that each other is actually one person
That's why Yao Wuzai made this bold assumption that the three of Lou Ding and Xian were one person, and the person waiting for him could only be one person, that is, An Singer.
"Of course, they may also be taking the obvious NP harem route, but you have also said that when Singer An talks about his lover, it is a person, not N people."
To sum up, Yao Wuzai produced this kind of NP, but it is said to be a brain hole of one person.
"Three attacks?"
"I think we can imagine something bigger." After all, it is a harem, three people plus Shou can at most be a table of mahjong, and the word harem cannot be supported.
After Yao Wuzai finished speaking, there were N more black shadows on the PPT, and the arrangement and combination created different possibilities.
Three is the minimum. Five, seven, ten, these are the most common numbers in the harem that Yao Wuzai summed up after reading countless novels.
As for what kind of combination it is in reality, Yao Wuzai also has his own opinion: "Seven."
"Why?"
"Seven is the number of the devil, and because of the seven deadly sins of arrogance, jealousy, rage, laziness, greed, lust, and gluttony, it is the easiest routine to think of." After all, their starting point is to assume that this routine is used by the system to cheat tasks For the former, the routine must follow a rule to be perfected, which will be easier to remember.
Yao Wuzhe tried to say it from the criminal's point of view: "If it were me, I would lie to the tasker like this. Tell him that these are a person's original sins, and you need to punish him emotionally in order to help him recover from the original sins." relief."
The words on top of Lou Tongxian's head were erased and replaced with "Furious", while Su Yingdi had "Vanity".
Lu Jianyan reminded Yao Wuzang, "Vanity? BUG?"
"No, it's just two different versions. One of the seven deadly sins defined by the pope in the sixth century is arrogance, and medieval theologians further interpreted arrogance as vanity." I have read a lot of miscellaneous books about medicine, including religion. There is also dabbling.
Lu Jianyan said that he didn't know what to do, and learned a meaningless new posture.
On the top of Fifth Yi's head is "Lust". Lu Jianyan felt the greatest malice and ridicule towards Wuyi from fate, but the person representing lust...
"I speculate like this," Yao Wuhui explained with reason, "Fifth Yi and Lou are friends, and they will definitely be friends, as long as we are friends. So, maybe in the script that the tasker saw That’s right, Lou Waiting leisurely likes the taskers, but Wu Yi also lures the taskers regardless of friendship. You know that in the legend of the Seven Demon Kings of Satan, there is a saying that the fallen angels represent lust. The one who took down heaven?"
Lu Jianyan didn't know it before, but now he knows it, it's still useless knowledge.
The rest is envy, laziness, greed, gluttony.
"Jealousy and greed have always been a pair of twins, they like to appear together." Yao Wuzai said something that he didn't know where to find, it sounded meaningless and pretentious, but the saying of twins instantly reminded Lu Jianyan I wish the twin lovers brought by Miss Si that day. One side is strong, powerful and powerful, but inexplicably accepts threesomes.
If the twins are indeed part of the harem, it would prove Yao Wuzai's other conjecture from the side - Zhu Si not only wanted to kill the singer, but she also wanted to replace him.
So far, Zhusi's progress is good and efficient, and two-sevenths of it has been completed.
"The rest is gluttony and laziness. Where can I find it? Bring Ye Nan back from the country of America, let him cook openly, and recruit big stomach kings from all over the country?" Lu Jianyan's brain is also quite big.
"If there is no Lou waiting to kill the female worm, our world will be doomed, and the distinctive characters of gluttony and laziness will be exposed as quickly as possible."
Lu Jianyan nodded, unfortunately, the world cannot end.
How to do that
I can't think of it for the time being, so I can only run aground.
"Wait," Lu Jianyan finally came to his senses, "I was almost led into a ditch by you. The seven deadly sins are just your assumptions, right? It may not be true."
"Then how do you explain that more and more things have confirmed my guess?" Yao Wuzai was extremely confident in himself.
Lu Jianyan turned on his mobile phone and released the screen. On it was a scientific explanation from a foreign Wikipedia: Confirmation bias.
"Do you know what the confirmation bias theory is?"
It means that when someone establishes a point of view, in the process of collecting and analyzing information, he will unconsciously have a tendency to look for evidence to support the establishment of this point of view. In other words, he will easily accept information that supports this point of view, while ignoring other information that denies this point of view, and even spend a lot of time belittling views that are contrary to him. (adapted from Du Niang)
Yao Wuzai has a bit of the same meaning now, he first assumed that there are seven harem, and then began to apply all the conditions that fit this idea. So I became more and more convinced of my assumptions about the seven deadly sins.
"Well, you are right," Yao Wuzai made a concession, "but I still want to keep the idea of the Seven Deadly Sins, because it is indeed a possibility."
"No, it's because of your stubbornness." But Lu Jianyan also agreed to retain the speculation of the seven deadly sins, he didn't want to keep having meaningless theoretical arguments with Yao Wuzai. Decided to follow him for the time being, and then let reality teach him how to behave.
Yao Wuzai also cooperated and said: "I will call Wuyi in a while, tell him our speculation, and tell him to stop messing around. The so-called memories he saw must have been given to him by the system with abilities. Yes. It’s enough to just find the memory of missions experienced by Singer An in one or more generations and throw it at him.”
"What memory?" Lu Jianyan finally couldn't keep up with Yao Wuzai's speed this time.
"He must have taken off his phone." Yao Wuzai still knows Wuyi very well. Wuyi has been sensitive and suspicious since he was a child. Compared with listening to others, he would rather feel it and solve it by himself. .
As a result, before Yao Wuzai's phone call was received, Lou Dangxian had already brought someone to the door in a panic.
After a while, Lou waited leisurely to explain what happened after stumbled. After Wuyi took off the bracelet for a while, he just watched TV and passed out, even if Lou put the bracelet back on Wuyi leisurely, it was useless. Lou Waiting had nothing to do, so he could only take a taxi and carry Wu Yi to ask for help.
The taxi driver looked at the building with leisurely eyes as if he was watching a neuropathy. If the friend fainted and couldn't go to the hospital, he had to go to another friend's house.
Yao Wuzai was not surprised by this situation at all, so he quickly woke up Fifth Yi. After all, he had already prepared for it, and he even saved a hand. If Fifth Yi was also deceived by those memories, He just froze him!
Fortunately, Wu Yi looked normal.
Well, this "normal" is relative, Yao Wuzang thinks it is normal, but Lu Jianyan and Lou Waiting can't agree with it.
Fifth Yi smiled sinisterly like this, his hand gripping the bed sheet became tighter and tighter, he gnashed his teeth and listened to Yao Wuzhuo's full explanation of their situation. And according to the memory information he got, he also affirmed Yao Wuzai's guess about the seven deadly sins. This made Yao Wuzai even more embarrassing, he kept looking at Lu Jianyan, the meaning in his eyes was obvious - "I'll just say I'm right."
Lu Jianyan smiled and said nothing, he believed in evidence more than speculation.
Wu Yi's smile widened little by little, like a great white shark: "Alone? Fine? Obviously NP but insists that he is in 1V1? Very good, really great."
Lou Dangxian always felt that there must be something broken for Wu Yi who was smiling instead of angry.
Lu Jianyan concluded for the shivering Fatty Lou: "Your gay friend has turned black."
Wu Yi still looks so beautiful, his eyes are slightly narrowed, but his whole body exudes a dangerous smell. He casually hooked his fingers to the building that was hiding eight feet away from him, and only said two words: "Come here."
Lou waited to hide in the corner, shaking his head frantically, not really wanting to get close to Wuyi at this moment.
"We are alone, how could I hurt you?" Fifth Yi was still smiling, but he said it very mockingly, "Alone, heck, how dare you think about it."
In the memories that Wu Yi was forcibly granted, it is not the first time that An Ge has opened the harem like this, but several times, always insisting very bluntly that the male lead is his lover, and the male supporting role is also his lover. , even a random passer-by who he hooked up with and he likes can become one of his lovers... one of them. Therefore, the male protagonist should not be jealous or angry, because the male protagonist is one person with other people.
I have been experiencing Wu Yi from the perspective of the male protagonist, and I just want to say one thing about it: "Fuck you, do you hear that? Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"
In this regard, Lu Jianyan and the others have no way to empathize with them. After all, they have never been anyone's harem, nor have they been forced to receive these memories. They were full of sympathy for Wu Yi, but they couldn't even open their mouths.
Wu Yi was eager to share what he saw with them, because he was so disgusted that he needed to vent: "Anyway, as long as Singer An has captured and liked someone, he will say that the other party is him. His lover. He is confident and unquestionable. If his lover has had other partners before meeting him, he will still think the other party is dirty, as if the other party has done something unforgivable. He has N singers in the harem, but he says he has. The ex-lover is dirty. Tsk, what a great logic."
Lu Jianyan felt that it was basically possible to stamp the seal, and Wu Yi was really so angry that he was already speechless. But when people are angry, it is not surprising to say anything.
"We are definitely not alone!" Lou Dingxian still firmly believed that no matter what he went through, he would never become like Wu Yi.
Wu Yi happened to think the same way, how could he be so stupid as Lou Waiting. It’s just that since that dream, he’s been constantly hinted at, making him firmly believe that he and Lou are the same person. In order for them to accept NP and become someone else’s harem in the future, the system has spent a lot of money. .
But it made Fifth Yi, who was not in a stable mental state at all, was on the verge of going berserk.
"I said, come here!"
"What are you scaring him for!" Lu Jianyan stopped, and stopped in front of Lou Dianxian, who was not as tall as him but much stronger than him, and looked coldly at Wu Yi.
Who has not encountered something? But it would be very tasteless to vent your anger on the people around you when something happened!
On the contrary, Lou Xiaopang, cowardly but not up to date, first thanked Lu Jianyan for his maintenance, and then walked to Wu Yi's side, ready to be vented by Wu Yi. They are obviously both victims, but Lou Waiting is more indulgent to Wu Yi. If you have to ask why, Lou Waiting doesn’t know. He just feels sorry for Wu Yi who is smiling but has reddened eyes. .
Wu Yi looked at Lou Waiting like this, but instead calmed down a little bit, and deeply reviewed his tone, apologizing to Lou Waiting, and also to Lu Jianyan: "I didn't express my meaning well, I mean, little brother, do you think so?" Come make big news?"
"En?" Lou waited for a black question mark face, what big news.
"marry me."
"!!!" Lou waited and retreated as fast as possible, away from Wu Yi who became even more terrifying. He felt that there was really no way to condone this. He shook his head firmly and said, "I would rather die than submit, "I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't even want to kill me!"
Fifth Yi sighed: "It's not a real marriage, it's fine if I marry you."
Doesn't Singer An just want to open a harem without stress? Ok, I'd like to see how he would feel if his harem and harem were together.
What Singer An feels like is still unknown.
But Lou's father immediately exploded: "What are these two little bastards going to do?" What do you mean they decided to be together? Bullying the elderly won't go online? I'm so sorry, my WeChat is better than yours! Do you think that if you block me, I will not be able to see this circle of friends? Didn’t you know that I had already prepared a trumpet to add my son? Just to keep an eye on this turtle grandson all the time!
Lou's mother was still so calm: "Your son is a bastard and a turtle grandson, so what are you? Think carefully before speaking."
"You, aren't you angry?! Your son has decided to get married! He notified the whole world, but he didn't tell you! He hasn't even returned half a phone call yet!"
"Then you call." Lou Waiting had actually called Lou's mother beforehand to explain, but Lou's mother was angry that Lou's father treated her precious son before, so she didn't intend to tell Lou's father the truth so easily.
"Why should I call that unfilial guy!" Lou's father was still holding on.
"Then be prepared that you won't even receive an invitation to your grandson's wedding in the future." Mother Lou cast a disdainful look.
"What grandson?!" Lou's father was even more frightened.
Lou's mother pretended to be confused with her understanding: "Isn't this obvious? We are all about to get married. After we get married, don't we all have children soon? Now that in vitro fertilization technology is so developed, what kind of child do you want? What kind of child do you want? Soon, think about how we put our cub with our parents back then, and in a blink of an eye, he went to school? Graduated? Getting married soon? You are so stubborn, be careful that your grandchildren don’t even have your invitation to get married.”
Lou's father was deeply frightened by his wife's words.
Lou's mother happily scrolled through Wuyi's circle of friends: "Ah, my daughter-in-law is so beautiful, she has such a high degree of education, and she also loves e-sports, and has common hobbies with Zai Zai."
"You, when did you add Wuyi's WeChat!"
"You don't care about me! You kicked your son out of the house regardless of my wishes, why? Come and ask me today, when did you add your daughter-in-law's WeChat?"
Zuo Qinglong and right Baihu, Dad Lou, who looked like a strong man in the Northeast, almost didn't raise his head after being scolded by his petite and exquisite wife.
Women, women are terrible!
Not only Lou's family was frightened, but also the circle of friends that Lou Waitai and Wuyi had in common, as if they were laughing at Lou Waitai and Wuyi for turning into four good youths a moment ago, and the next moment Lou Waitai and Wuyi were in love with each other. Wu Yi broke away from each other and found true love. When did the world change so fast? !
Lu Jianyan, the representative of "other people's children", also took the lead in expressing congratulations, and posted the couple's mobile phone engraved with the names of Lou Dang and Wu Yi as a testimony of love.
So there was already a hint of adultery so early
Hey, that's not right, why does Lu Jianyan seem to have a name on the inside of this bracelet? Is it the same style as a couple? So their daily going out is not a gathering of four friends, but a date of two couples? ! God, it's scary!
Just like the fourth miss Zhu who almost climbed over the network cable screamed and left a message: [I don't believe it! ! ! ! ! ! ! This is impossible! ! ! ! ! !]
When the dandies almost frightened him to death, Group Nine also came to the door, especially the person in charge who was in contact with the Yao family, who was in a hurry and couldn't believe it, saying, "You absolutely can't get married, marriage is incest, I want to marry you." Stop you from making a big mistake" horror look.
"You really know!" Except for Lou Waiting, the other three said firmly.
"What, what do you know? I don't know." The person in charge still wanted to play dumb.
Unfortunately it didn't work out.
In the end, the person in charge could only explain everything that should be explained.
The nine groups don't know about the taskers, the system, and the mastermind, but only about An Singer's journey to the harem. The first person they found was Lazy, heck, at least in Yao Wuzai's speculation, this person should be Lazy, and he secretly defined him as Senior Lazy.
The opponent is the senior with the most detached status in the nine groups, and the only warrior who has passed the Xiantian Realm. Exactly how many years he has lived, no one knows unless the senior himself tells. This lazy senior has been retreating in the deep mountains. He is determined not to go out if there is no major event. All the nerds and nerds in the world are not as good as him.
It can be said to be quite lazy.
It was also this senior who first discovered something was wrong. At first, he suspected that he had a demon in his heart, and he always dreamed about those strange things, obviously according to his personality, he would not do that.
I have to say that the senior Xiuxian still has strong willpower. From the beginning, he didn't think that it would be his previous life, so he was very rational.
"He said that falling in love is too tiring and not suitable for him. It's impossible to talk about it so many times."
"..." is really well-founded and convincing.
Yao Wuzai couldn't help his curiosity and imagination, raised his hand and interjected, "Then why does this senior have time to cultivate immortality?"
"He hasn't done it before." The person in charge looked hopeless.
This is the difference between a genius and an ordinary person. A genius can easily surpass innateness, while an ordinary person will only work hard for the day after tomorrow. The so-called retreat of this senior is actually just eating and waiting to die, but God knows that he can practice while breathing, and he is not under his own control at all. He has not died until now, and he is also very depressed.
Although he is very lazy, this senior still has the most basic moral views on human society, otherwise he would not agree to join the Nine Groups and become the biggest trump card of the Nine Groups.
The senior used the memories that were added to his mind to go upstream and traced back to more things. And I saw a very strange legend - there is a god, his lover is going to the world to suffer disaster, so he decided to help his lover, and also reincarnated as a human, first let the lover feel the pain, and then awaken the love in the lover's heart.
The feeling of the senior about this is: "This god is really a pain in the ass."
The most important thing is, why do immortals have to go through the calamity of love? Appetite is not enough? Isn't family robbery bad? This story is terribly inconsistent, but there are still countless fools who are fooled.
The seniors continue to acquire, and the information they get is about the future development of this world at a deeper level.
It was also this senior who pointed out that the female worm was in Mo Xun Mountain, and the nine groups hurried to S City to prevent the end of the world. But he found that Lou Waiting took away all the work, because he really didn't know who Lou Waiting was, so he had to send him down the mountain first. After consulting with the seniors, he finally found out the "identity" of Lou Dingxian. There are several other key figures with the same status as Lou Dingxian.
The nine groups held a meeting overnight to discuss, and unanimously approved the strategy of using Lou Dian to fish out all these key figures, for no other reason than to confirm whether they would endanger the world.
After all, although the predecessors said that they could not be the reincarnation of some god, what if? Senior, the pervert who did not practice but also improved his skills is enough to explain everything. Lou waited for another mobile phone to kill the female insect. No matter how you look at it, it's terrible.
"So, do you understand? You may be alone, you must be cautious when you get married!"
Fifth Yi and Lou Waiting nodded together: "It's okay, we are such narcissistic people."
principal:"… "
Lu Jianyan heard it until the end, and then asked enthusiastically, "Can I talk to that senior?"
Maybe they can get a powerful new teammate!