Xiao Tu is so protective of the lord, naturally not because he didn't recognize that the people who opened the door with keys should be Lu Jianjian's friends, but because he wanted to try to increase Lu Jianjian's favorability for the thousand and one time.
As a pet that is not very clever but protects the master, it will move the owner to some extent, right
As a result, Lu Jianjian didn't feel much loyalty from his pet, he just thought it was okay to be stupid, and it was okay to ask his master to wipe his ass, hey, what a sweet burden.
"Stupid rabbit, keep your mouth shut! I've never seen anyone more stupid than you!" Lu Jianjian came out of the holographic cabin in a hurry, and scolded the pet he named "Kiss", but his movements were sloppy. He skillfully protected Xiao Tu in his arms, and after confirming that Wu Yi could not vent his anger on it, he stepped forward to apologize.
This can be regarded as a typical parental model in country C in the early years. If something goes wrong, scold your own children first, and retreat as an advance, so that the other party will not be easy to get angry. I don't know how much higher it is than the popular "our baby is not wrong", "you don't have eyes", "I don't know if it will damage our baby".
It has to be said that Jiang is still old and hot, and this set finally succeeded in transferring Wu Yi's anger from a pet with a low IQ to the pet owner.
Probably because of the bad first impression, Wu Yi still doesn't like Lu Jianyan's stupid younger brother very much.
It's still rare for medicine to reconcile it: "Has your rabbit hit the rabbit couplet yet?" Very self-conscious about being a brother-in-law.
"What couplet?" Lu Jianjian looked confused, saying that he had never even heard the name.
"Pet vaccines, the ones that come every six months." Yao Wuzai had no choice but to put it another way.
"Oh, hit it, hit it, our family is healthy." Fortunately, Lu Jianjian was not really stupid too thoroughly, he is still very responsible for his pets, the toys he should buy, the toys he should watch Xiaotu suffered from many illnesses, but it was because of his lack of experience in taking care of pets that Xiaotu died tragically several times. As a result, Xiao Tu also had the ability to revive in situ, which made Lu Jianjian unable to realize what he had done wrong.
Every time I hear from other people that rabbits can't do this or that, Lu Jianjian will still mutter that other people's pets are too weak, how strong are their relatives? It is simply a strong rabbit that can only come out of a hundred thousand.
Lu Jianjian, who thinks this way, will start to pay attention to it the next day, and will not let him come into contact with those harmful care.
It's a matter of fate, but Lu Jianjian will not really neglect to take care of it because of this, he has been working hard to change.
Lou waited for the first time to check Wuyi's ankle. There was no bleeding, and the oily skin was not broken, but there were two distinctive front teeth marks: "It should be fine. I will accompany you to the hospital for a checkup on the way back."
"Please take me with you." I took Zhi X Bao. In terms of compensation, Lu Jianjian will naturally not be stingy.
Wu Yi still looked a little unkind, and that enchanting and exquisite face was full of displeasure. He is so stingy, how is it? Dissatisfied? Bite him!
Everyone always has their personality flaws, grudges and stubbornness are Wu Yi's faults. Everyone around him knows that in order to relieve the tense atmosphere between her husband and his friend's younger brother, Lou immediately hugged him to comfort him: "Life is always sour, sour, sweet, bitter, bitter, bitter, spicy, salty, with mixed flavors. .”
You can suddenly have a baby without being pregnant for ten months, or you can be bitten on the ankle one day by a gray miniature zigzag rabbit. Take a closer look.
"The wound will always heal slowly."
Wu Yi was suddenly wronged like a child who was almost 1.9 meters tall.
When no one was paying attention, Lu Jianjian glared at the gray rabbit in his arms, as if saying to see what you did!
The gray rabbit looked back very hard, hoping that the owner could see his liver and gall. But it was understood by the master that he was justified, and he didn't feel that he had done anything wrong.
The main pet's communication failed again. It seems that there is no novel-like tacit understanding between them.
Yao Wuzai will not be disturbed by any external objects, and concentrate on completing the task that Lu Jianyan entrusted to him. This is the top priority in his heart, and everything else must stand aside.
The group moved to the sofa in the living room, Yao Wuzang put away his usual smiling face, but he didn't put on a posture ready to speak earnestly, but just said in a scripted manner: "Your brother hopes that you can come home and live during the summer vacation."
"I don't!" Lu Jianjian replied subconsciously. With his final grades, after he returned home, his parents would definitely not let him lie in the holographic cabin day and night like now.
"You're going to embarrass me like this..." Yao Wuzhe said, but there was an obvious eagerness hidden in the silver smoke eyes, as if he wished that Lu Jianjian would disagree.
Lu Jianjian finally realized belatedly that it's not that Yao Wuzai can't speak, and he always smiles at people. His current appearance is just that he feels that he doesn't need to talk and laugh with him, and even he is looking forward to watch him make mistakes. But knowing Yao Wuzai's plan, Lu Jianjian didn't know how to deal with it, so he could only hug his gray rabbit subconsciously: "I just won't return, what can you do to me?"
"Of course I can't do anything to you." Yao Wuzai said without any sincerity, and he shared a piece of knowledge with Lu Jianjian, "The last time I went to Lu's house, your brother took me to visit your house. The toy room when I was a kid. The one my brother used to play with when I was a kid, and you were there. Oh. Sorry, I forgot, you were in the babysitter's arms, probably don't remember. I'll rephrase it, That place has almost become a warehouse of your memories now, full of things from your childhood."
Lu Jianjian didn't understand Yao Wuzai's meaning: "So?"
"I didn't know that those things belonged not only to your brother, but also to you and Sister Lu. I accidentally opened a box with a six-pointed star seal on it, and it was full of various novels. I remember the beginning: that Standing on the top of the distant mountain is Toledo in Castile. I can still recall the bells of Christianity, Islam and Judaism. My dear girl is dancing a mysterious dance that I don't understand under the moonlight. All I know is she's gorgeous, fucking beautiful..."
"Please! Don't say it!" After putting down the rabbit, Lu Jianjian rushed to cover Yao Wuzai's mouth. The darkest history of the second disease in his life is the strange and innocent works he wrote, and now being recited by Yao Wuzai with no expression on his face, it is simply a public execution!
Yao Wuzang didn't continue until Lu Jianjian let him go, "Why not? I think uh, the writing is pretty good. Oh, by the way, there is also a summary, did you read it from Weibo? There are sentences about how to write this kind of cloud and fog."
A particularly complex foreign place name + elements related to religion (similar to churches or something) + compelling art (musical instruments, dances, paintings), and finally a swear word, it is absolutely perfect, and it will never fail. (This really comes from a summary of a po owner on Weibo)
"As long as you stop talking, I can do anything." Lu Jianjian was really desperate.
People who have not experienced the second illness and have been seen by others of their previous works absolutely cannot understand Lu Jianjian's unspeakable mood at this moment, which is filled with grief, shame, and a little inappropriate excitement. In short, he definitely didn't want to be told any more.
Even Fifth Yi began to feel uncomfortable for Lu Jianjian, this move was really too ruthless, it killed people invisible. By the way, Wu Yi began to reflect on whether there was any reason for him to be remembered by Yao Wuzai during his blackening of the second disease, such as how he had planned to take revenge on his family's past.
Yao Wuzai finally recovered his smiling face, touched Lu Jianjian's dog's head and said, "As for me, I actually have a very bad memory. As long as I am happy, I will easily forget things."
Lu Jianjian immediately listened to the strings and went to Wuyi to apologize again solemnly. He didn't discipline his pet well, and he tried to use tricks to pass the test. He asked Wuyi for forgiveness.
Looking at the big boy in front of him who was so anxious that he was about to cry, Wu Yi could only sigh helplessly in the end.
To be honest, while he looks down on Lu Jianjian like this, he is also a little envious. He envies that he can be so stupid because he has a pair of parents who love him very much, and a pair of older brothers and sisters who are willing to give him the locality of the day forever, so that he can be so cute. To be so reckless forever, don't have to grow up.
How can some people be so lucky
"Forget it, I don't mind." Even if Fifth Yi held grudges again, he suddenly felt very boring.
Yao Wuzai said cooperatively: "Enen, my memory is suddenly blurred, what is it at the beginning? Castile?"
"I promise to pack up and go home as soon as possible." Lu Jianjian climbed quickly along the pole.
"Ah, I remembered, it's Toledo in Castile..." Obviously, Yao Wuzai was not so satisfied with this answer.
"I'll be home tomorrow, okay?"
"The one standing on the top of the distant mountain is..."
"I'll pack my things right away! I'm going home now!" Lu Jianjian almost yelled, but regretted it after the yelling, carefully looking at Yao Wuzai's face, and added, "Please."
"Okay, do you need help?" Yao Wuzai immediately beamed with joy.
"No need, but, those things..."
"What? I don't remember." Yao Wuzai faithfully expressed his memory of being a goldfish.
Lu Jianjian let out a long sigh of relief, and then he didn't care about his rabbit anymore. He obediently got up to pack his things, and he still remembered to send his brother back a WeChat message, saying that he was ready to go home.
Yao Wuzai is even more satisfied, a child can be taught.
Lu Jianjian went home, and the silly rabbit would have no place to live. Fortunately, Lu Jianyan had anticipated this in advance, and urgently told his younger brother that he could help him take care of him for a summer vacation before he went back to school.
Although we don't know when Sister Lu will come home to live, everyone still assumes that Sister Lu has a share in the Banshan villa, and there is no way that there is anything in the house that may harm Sister Lu's health. Or anything that might hurt the family members, there will be nothing there. Everyone will give in and endure for each other, and it is a matter of course from the heart, and there has never been any complaints. After all, allergies are not a joke. Although Chinese people have a strange tradition of not taking allergies seriously, it will never happen in the Lu family.
And since younger brother Lu agreed to go home so obediently this time, Lu Jianyan, being an older brother, would naturally give him some sweetness.
Lu Jianyan not only agreed to take care of Lu Jianjian's pet rabbit, but also carefully asked about the things that need to be paid attention to in taking care of the rabbit. He has always been serious and careful in doing things, and he heard that this kind of pet rabbit is difficult to raise.
Lu Jianjian recalled how she was raised in normal times, and then happily expressed in WeChat that it is actually very easy to raise, and it will grow up after just feeding it casually.
Lu Jianyan: ...
The younger brother was so unreliable, so Lu Jianyan could only call his assistant to inquire. Originally, he wanted to order the assistant to go to a professional pet hospital for consultation.
Unexpectedly, the assistant also happened to be raising rabbits, and she seemed to be very fond of them. She was talking about general common sense, and there were a bunch of "what is it like to raise rabbits" similar to Zhihu. To put it simply, rabbits are actually very easy to keep, and they are a very good companion pet. There are many reasons why they are not popular in country C, such as Shuangliu rabbit heads. Cough, in the recipes of people in country C, Rabbit is obviously still a dish, a delicious dish.
Another reason why the status of pet rabbits is not high is that the IQ of rabbits is not always as smart as that of cats and dogs, and they often appear dull, worried and sensitive, and do not like to get close to people easily.
But there are also people who like to be cute, like Lu Jianyan's assistant, who said that she was so excited that she insisted on showing Lu Jianyan a picture of her rabbit, changing the image of a strong woman in the past, and showing maternal love in front of the picture , The lines are filled with pride for the parents of rabbits. Different still photos can interpret different meanings, making Lu Jianyan dumbfounded.
"The reason why pet rabbits are not very popular is that most people lack the correct knowledge of raising them." For example, everyone knows that dogs should not be given chocolate and kittens should be fed less milk, but few people know that rabbits should not be given coffee.
The girl said so many precautions, but none of them matched Brother Lu's parenting style.
"This little guy is not dead, it's really a fate." After Lu Jianyan came home at night, he just teased the gray folded ear that had just been taken out of the cage. As the assistant lady said, as long as the rabbits are trained to use a special pet toilet and insist on changing it every day, the pet rabbits can be completely tasteless.
Lu Jianjian's rabbit looks good, it's only a little big, and it's fluffy, it's really cute.
"Who knows if it's fate, maybe he's become a genius." Yao Wuzang looked at the gray folded ear in front of him with a smile. He had a good attitude at first, but as soon as Lu Jianyan and the rabbit interacted more, the air pressure in his body became low. up.
Originally, Yao Wuzai would restrain himself a little bit, because he also knew that he was sick, but since he realized that Lu Jianyan had almost given in to him without a bottom line, not only did he not be polite and grateful, but he began to push forward even more. I always feel that Lu Jianyan should belong to him everywhere, only belong to him!
Ruyu's side face, curled eyelashes, tightly pursed lips, and slender fingers, there is nothing that does not satisfy Yao Wuzhao, as if it was tailor-made for him.
It's not that Lu Jianyan didn't notice Yao Wuzai's eyes that looked real, but he could only pretend not to notice, because he couldn't respond to Yao Wuzai, and he didn't want to freeze his relationship with Yao Wuzai. To be honest, such an ambiguous attitude is a bit cunning. Lu Jianyan's previous upbringing and principles would not allow him to have such an ambiguous attitude of neither making promises nor letting go. Once, Lu Jianyan obviously had psychological pressure, but still broke through his bottom line.
For him, again and again.
When Xiao Tu first arrived at Lu Jianyan's house in the morning, he was still struggling to return to Lu Jianjian's side, and continued to attack this unreliable master. It wasn't until he got in touch with Lu Jianyan that he realized that maybe he had attacked the wrong person in the first place. Compared to Lu Jianjian, it is obvious that Lu Jianyan is more in line with the standard of a male god.
It's a pity that at present, the male god has someone else by his side. Regardless of whether the relationship between the two of them was broken or not, he didn't want to get involved. This kind of déjà vu in Bai Xueshuo's field was too bad, and he didn't intend to make his life more bloody.
It seems destined to disappoint his system again, hey, but it should be used to it, hehe.
The next day, when Xiaotu woke up, he found that he had moved his living environment inexplicably again. The new owner was a pair of gay men and a baby who was not yet a month old.
Among them, the male owner with a flat-inch hair is talking to the mobile phone hanging on the screen: "You need to feed water regularly, you can't feed too much fruits and vegetables and you have to feed them, and you can't keep them in the cage... Remember? Remember to kiss me Keep it far away from Chuchu first, the little baby may have a head in his hand, and this pet rabbit likes to bite people, so we must separate the two of them."
Xiao Tu finally realized that after less than a night of contact with the male god, the vicious dog next to the male god sent him away, under the pretense of being a pet for the little princess next door.
Lou Waiting was still a little embarrassed: "What if this is broken?"
"Then just buy another one of the same kind." Yao Wuzhe replied carelessly. He was sitting in the living room of Lou's house, patiently teasing the little Princess Chuchu who was full of milk fragrance in his arms. His words were not gentle at all.
Xiao Tu: It really is a vicious dog! No, it is no longer a vicious dog, but a devil QAQ mother, I want to go home.
On August 8th, "Jianghu Online" will be tested on the entire network on time at 8:00 pm.
Lu Jianyan and the four of them had already been waiting in the virtual game room for a long time to make an appointment. They are using the VIP channel and don't have to worry about queuing up to get into the game. As soon as eight o'clock passed, they entered Jianghu Continent by default.
From this moment on, the four of them separated temporarily. Entering the holographic game data title respectively, it is like being in a well-made action movie with wonderful fighting.
The historical background is basically the chaos of ancient times, the kind where Guan Gong fights Qin Qiong, Li Bai fights against Su Shi, and the NPCs are all familiar celebrities, living together in a turbulent world where heroes compete for the throne. At the beginning of the expansion, a group of ancient chivalrous men came over the moon, dressed in rich clothes and shining treasures.
There is another person who has no way to retreat, behind him is a dangerous cliff standing thousands of feet high, and in front of him are heroes from all walks of life who are sharpening their knives. The lingering wind swept up from the mouth of the cliff, blowing up the mouth of the beautiful robe, and suddenly felt a tragic feeling of the hero's end.
Among the besiegers stood out a benevolent bald master with a rosary strung together from the skulls of one hundred and eight unknown creatures. On his black cassock, he wrote four large characters with a vigorous white pen: "Do a good deed every day." ", but what the old monk said was: "Benefactor, hand over the artifact."
It's a bit like the six major factions attacking Guangmingding.
Can't tell who is good and who is evil.
What is the situation of the battle and where will the ending go, but the expansion film stops here abruptly, without giving any more useful clues. After a purple-black thunder that seemed to illuminate the night sky, Lu Jianyan found himself in a beautiful ancient building with a fairy air, leading an NPC to come forward and let Lu Jianyan choose his gender.
Lu Jianyan nodded his sister without any surprise.
Then, a real customer service girl in a particularly good-looking appearance appeared to replace the NPC. She introduced herself first, saying that this is a special manual service for VIP customers, and ordinary players do not have it. No matter what kind of problem, these exclusive artificial customer service staff will serve VIPs wholeheartedly.
Human service is always the most expensive these days. Generally, NPCs with low AI are still in a relatively rigid dialogue stage, and they are definitely not as comfortable as manual communication.
"Is there a novice tutorial in the specific operation game?" Lu Jianyan asked.
"Yes, we have set up a set of teaching tasks that are sufficiently complete to ensure that players can definitely learn the basic operations. But more exciting operation development requires players to explore and experience themselves."
Lu Jianyan nodded, and then there was no problem, and he started to set the basic information.
Such as game name, login password and so on.
The holographic cabin is not like the default binding of one machine and one person in the general online game novels. After all, the holographic cabin is not convenient for travel. If it is bound, it will cause a lot of unnecessary troubles. Moreover, the Wang family has to rely on renting the holographic cabin. cabin to make money. In fact, if you compare the mobile phones and computers around you, you can know that no company will silently bind this kind of one-person-one-machine binding, but they do provide a locking service that is sufficient to prevent theft.
All of Lu Jianyan's game data needs a special password to unlock. If he logs in by himself and his iris is correct, the password link can be omitted.
Payment privacy such as binding bank cards is also set in advance, which is convenient for customer service to exchange game currency at any time.
The appearance in the game now shows the appearance that Lu Jianyan set up when he logged in to the virtual game room before. This is the default appearance in all the games provided by him in the holographic cabin. If there is no special change request, any holographic game will be fine. Directly adopt the appearance of this game.
The character race is currently only open to the choice of human beings in the game, and attributes, occupations, etc. can only be developed after entering the game.
Without wasting much time with the exclusive customer service, Lu Jianyan entered the game.
Lu Jianyan thought that he would be teleported to a novice village like a small fishing village, but it turned out that there was an unexpected gate of the academy, with the word "Tai Xue" shining brightly, magnificent and solemn.
The corresponding commentary sounded in my ears, and a virtual screen popped up in the upper left corner in front of me, corresponding to the commentary.
Before Lu Jianyan finished reading it, there was already a huge red letter crossed on the top line in front of him. Congratulations to the player [A Thousand Miles] who completed the novice teaching task for the first time. Here is a reward...
Lu Jianyan was stunned for three seconds, so fast? Even if you skip without listening or seeing anything, how do you do it without knowing how to operate it? Game Insider
The author has something to say: In addition to pet memes in this unit, there are also online game memes.
Reborn to go back to the past, not studying hard, not working hard to make money, changing fate, just playing a game, and seizing opportunities everywhere.
Lu Jianyan: exm? ?