How to distinguish a ladyboy in online games
In the online or mobile games in the traditional mode in the past, naturally no one can have a 100% accurate judgment standard. After all, this is a magical era in which girls are more violent than men when they are crazy, and men in the second dimension prefer to use words like "so shameful (〃?ω?)".
But in holographic online games, no matter how proud a pair of little white rabbits the system will give the player, and no matter how the player's appearance is adjusted, their tone of voice, way of walking, and their natural attitude when receiving people and things, these Nothing will change. Just like in daily life, no matter how manly the man is, he can see his feminine side, no matter how sissy gay, people will recognize him as a man at a glance, and a ladyboy who has completely changed his sex is not included in the consideration.
All in all, it is not an easy task to be a shemale in a holographic online game, and it has little to do with good looks.
Not to mention that this [A Thousand Miles Never Stay] has basically not adjusted his appearance, at most, he has turned the resolute outline of a male face into a more feminine one. But no matter what, his face was still his own, and he was so familiar that Yao Wushou would never forget it, gnashing his teeth, so Lu Jianyan was forced to remember him deeply.
This person is the important employee in Sister Lu's team who suddenly resigned.
Neither Sister Lu nor Lu Jianyan was angry with Yao Wuzai. During the days when Lu Jianyan had to go to Europe, Yao Wuzai almost printed out each other's photos and pasted them on the refrigerator and threw darts every day. In fact, Yao Wuzai probably did this, and destroyed the evidence on the day Lu Jianyan returned to China, but Lu Jianyan still saw some evidence that was not cleaned up.
Lu Jianyan didn't want to have a conflict with Yao Wuzai, so he had to pretend that he didn't see anything. Sometimes when two people get along, they have to learn to turn a blind eye. After all happy wife, happy life.
Yao Wuzai showed a bright smile to [A thousand miles does not stay with me], his eyes narrowed slightly, and the corners of his lips were dimpled, he was nothing more than a little angel. But everyone who knows the nature of medicine without suffering can't help lighting a wax for Qianli girl, uh, man. In the real society, Yao Wuzai can still restrain himself, but this is a holographic online game, and the price of forced PK is nothing more than a red name.
As for the feeling of being famous, just ask Brother Lu, and he will answer you in three words—very cool.
It is simply a must-have product for home travel, venting emotions in study or work.
Brother Lu has only been away from the game for less than a day, and he already misses it very much, but Mother Lu's punishment for her son's poor grades in the final exam has just begun, and Brother Lu will not even think about going online in the short term.
In the world that Lu Jianyan lives in, although it is true that 18 years old is considered an adult in the legal sense, there are supplementary clauses. Since the self-control ability of college students may not be better than that of minors, guardians still have the right to supervise children during their schooling. All activities that children do not use for learning and are harmful to their health. It's like smoking and drinking, or playing games.
After the child logs in to a game with a real name, the parent's mobile phone will receive a relevant random lock code from the game, which can control the time for the child to play the game. If the parent does not agree, the child will not be able to log in.
Brother Lu has been completely banned from playing games by the remote control of Lu's mother from the moment school started.
The alarm bell rang suddenly, and it was time for Lu Jianyan to go offline. No matter how fun the game was, it couldn't stop his love for work.
So, as usual, after Lu Jianyan went offline, a power leveler from Brother Jiang's studio joined Lu Jianyan's account, and followed the story missions for him. There are still many celebrities who can be recognized, and they have not even excavated those before the Tang Dynasty, let alone those after the Tang Dynasty.
Lu Jianyan even made a bet with the husband and wife of the fifth floor. Everyone had no objection that the Northern Song Dynasty must be Su Shi, but they had great differences about the Southern Song Dynasty. Lu Jianyan thinks it is Lu You, everyone's surname is Lu, and he personally likes Lu You very much; Wu Yi thinks that Li Qingzhao's love life is easy to carry out some weird tasks, the most important thing is that there is no female representative, feminist organization He was about to sue this game to death; Lou Ding insisted that it was Xin Qiji, because Xin Qiji was also a representative of the bold and unrestrained poems. Have you heard of "Su Xin"? There must be a connection between the two, right, otherwise, wouldn't he memorize these things in vain during the college entrance examination
[Thousands of miles do not stay away] The girl passed by a representative figure of the Ming Dynasty, Zheng He, the eunuch of the Three Treasures who went to the West a few times, this father-in-law, who does not look like a father-in-law at all, is preparing to set sail at the port to see such a big world.
According to Qianli, Zheng He is actually very good at strategy, as long as the player shows the appropriate courage and adventurous spirit, and does not ask sensitive questions related to the integrity of other people's bodies, they can get Zheng He's approval.
As soon as Lu Jianyan got off the line, brother Lu's phone call came in. He knew his brother's schedule very well, so he called in almost by pinch, and managed not to disturb his brother playing games.
"What are you so proud of about not bothering me playing games but interrupting my work?"
"Uh," Brother Lu was silent on the phone for a while, and then he realized that his brother was different from him. For him, whoever interrupted him playing games would kill him, but for his brother Not quite. Thoughtfulness is not in the right place, so angry! "Anyway, bro, can you take care of me..."
"You know that the result of asking me to take care of Qinqin is that it will be sent to the next door." Lu Jianyan had to interrupt his whimsical brother. Why did he insist on creating a conflict with Yao Wusang when there was no conflict after all
"No, no, I'm not talking about kisses in reality, but in games."
Brother Lu actually doesn't love to die that much, and he can take care of his pets by himself, so he doesn't need to ask his brother.
"You also have a pet in the game?" Lu Jianyan didn't even know that he should ask his brother first, you are so careless, do you know that you have a rabbit outside? It's better to ask his brother first, when Jianghu opened the pet system. Is owning a pet addictive or what? He had raised Yao Wuzai for such a long time, and never thought about raising another one.
That's right, he has had the medicine for such a long time, why has he never thought of raising another one
Even Lou Waiting, who thinks that the child is crying endlessly like an alarm clock that won't stop, and who loves his daughter at the same time, is thinking about whether to have another child. He always felt that his daughter was very lonely and lonely by herself. God knows how to see the high-end emotion of "lonely and lonely" on the face of a baby who is only a few months old.
"The battle pet system was activated at level 20, right? Although I had a bound pet from the very beginning, I got it from the lucky draw in the VIP gift bag, so don't be too envious."
Lu Jianyan didn't envy this kind of thing, although he remembered that all he got was a spicy chicken attribute stone that was useless after reaching level 15. He was just wondering: "Why don't I have a pet?"
"How do I know, do you want to ask Yao Wuzai?" Brother Lu is still brooding over the fact that his relative was sent to the next door by Yao Wuzai for temporary care, and he will not be able to get over it in a short time. Even Lu's mother and Lu's father knew about the "little conflict" between Lu's younger brother and Yao Wuzai, but Lu's mother didn't take it seriously. She has more important things to care about recently, such as her daughter's It's not about falling in love again, it's like how to stop my son from meeting a certain scumbag.
"Do you still want me to help you take care of your pet?" Lu Jianyan interrupted his younger brother to continue to spread his thoughts.
"Yes, please!" Brother Lu kept nodding his head, "Please, brother, this is the only request in my life!"
"How many times have you had the only request in your life?" As far as Lu Jianyan remembered, it probably started when Lu's younger brother was in elementary school, right? What was it for? Do you want to hide the paper if you fail the exam? Don't want to eat fried eggs, so beg Lu Jianyan to eat them for him? Or maybe you fell in love with a certain toy at the school gate, but you have already spent all your pocket money
Brother Lu's only request in his life was too many and too trivial. Lu Jianyan felt that even if he made a list according to the picture, he might not be able to remember all of them.
Although he said so, Lu Jianyan still agreed to help his brother take care of his pets in the game.
"Jianghu Online" specially launched the function of fostering war pets with friends, because it is said that in order to strive for reality in this fucking game, if pets are not fed by their owners for a long time, they will easily suffer from depression or starve to death. This always reminded Lu Jianyan of the Pokemon video game console he played when he was a child. His heart was always affected by that inferior electronic watch, for fear that a Pikachu who didn't pay attention to him would die.
The benefits of this design of the game are also obvious. First, it can make players have a concern and will not give up the game easily; second, it increases the interaction between friends in the game; third, it increases the playability of player battles in disguise, and a little As a promotion method, your friend’s battle pet is so powerful and cute, but it’s not yours after all, don’t you want to get one for yourself
So, from that afternoon onwards, Lu Jianyan officially and temporarily obtained an ancient ferocious beast—Hou.
"Roar" comes from the ancient book "Yan Po Yu Tan", which describes this creature as follows: it is shaped like a rabbit, with two pointed ears, only about a foot long. The lion is afraid of it, and Gai Roar drowns and rots.
The translated meaning is almost that the roar is like a rabbit, but it is not big, only 2 to 30 centimeters long. Even lions are afraid of it, because its body fluids will be corroded when touched.
A typical representative of small body and big energy.
The game team also thoughtfully stated in the introduction of the battle pet that Roar ≠ 犼, although the word lengths are very similar and the pronunciation is the same, but these are two completely different ancient beasts. People often make mistakes, including a certain encyclopedia. But it must be said that in different ancient records, it is clearly written that the former is like a rabbit, and the latter is like a dog; the function of the former is unknown, and the function of the latter is to wait for the emperor to go on tour, also known as Wang Digui.
Lu Jianyan always felt that this roar, which was also named Qinqin, was no different from the gray folded ear raised by his younger brother in the three-dimensional world. It was only a little bigger, but it had "I'm super fierce" written all over its face. .
In fact, Lu Jianyan always felt that this roar was his younger brother's gray folded ear, don't ask him why he thought so, it was just a feeling and it didn't make sense.
Of course, this is impossible, right
…
If Xiao Tu knew the guess from Lu Jianyan, he would definitely say, logically speaking, it is impossible, but if you have a friend who is a hacker, then everything impossible will become possible.
Xiao Tu's system once told Xiao Tu, don't think that your little alliance will not be discovered by the mastermind.
The small alliance mentioned here is really a very small and very small alliance. To be precise, there are only three members in the alliance, including Xiao Tu, the "liar" who told Xiao Tu's fortune, and the "brother control" who has excellent hacking skills. ".
Obviously, these nicknames are all references, and Xiao Tu will not disclose the specific name casually.
Although there are only three people in their small alliance, the things they have done are not small at all. Everyone has a different past and mission. The only thing that can be said now is that more than ten years ago, a certain Because the younger brother made a big case, the mastermind dispatched ten supervisors to find and arrest him, and he is now staying in a special prison.
Xiao Tu's system also asked Xiao Tu: [What did he do? I've never seen a mastermind so angry.]
Xiaotu's answer was: [The apparent reason is that he hid the planet he was born in and permanently removed it from the tasker's strategy list. Even the mastermind couldn't find out which planet it was.]
System: [What about the secret reason?]
Xiao Tu looked innocent: [I said it was secretly, how do I know?]
Although the system doesn't believe that Xiao Tu doesn't know, Xiao Tu won't tell even if he is killed, and the system can't do anything about it. He can't even threaten Xiao Tu and say, if you don't tell me, I'll hand you over to the mastermind. Because, because Xiaotu is unique, it doesn't want to lose him, even if he doesn't trust it.
Xiaotu, as a friend of the brother control, also has some black technology of the brother control, as an emergency prop in case the system is useless or betrayed, including the omnipotence of any network that can easily invade the world with insufficient technology level key, spoon.
But neither Xiao Tu nor his younger brother could have imagined that even with the master key, Xiao Tu can only be a rabbit in the 3D dimension, but he can still only be a rabbit in the 2D dimension.
Xiao Tu: I'm so tired, I won't love you anymore.
…
To hand over the foster pet, first of all, Lu Jianyan and Lu Jianjian must be friends, and the intimacy must be above 80.
Originally, Lu Jianyan wanted to hand over the two accounts to Brother Jiang and the others, but Brother Lu refused to give up his precious game account to others, so in the end it was Lu Jianyan who could only call Mother Lu, and when it was time, A one-time password that can control the time when the younger brother is online, and guarantees that he will never spoil younger brother Lu too much.
Originally, brother Lu and Lu Jianyan agreed to play together after Lu Jianyan got off work at night, but brother Lu couldn't wait for a moment and came to Lu Jianyan's company in a hurry, for fear that his precious pet would suffer from depression and beg for help. Look at his brother, until he agrees to play now.
Lu Jianyan has a spare holographic cabin in the company, which is specially used for his lunch break.
Brother Lu used this holographic pod to get on his own account, and then increased his intimacy with the power leveler who was on Lu Jianyan's account. Lu Jianyan always felt that this was his brother looking for an excuse to play games.
Brother Lu came here by skipping class, he was always very nervous, and kept urging the power leveling side to hurry up, and managed to rush back to the auditorium before the professor finished class for roll call. Coming and going like the wind makes people helpless.
The secretary, who was in charge of bringing brother Lu into the head office and seeing him off, had to say in front of her president: "Third Young Master is still young."
You must suppress your anger, boss.
Lu Jianyan rubbed his temples on both sides. He felt that his nerves were hurting: "I'm not angry that he skipped classes, you know? He's already in college, and a life without skipping classes is incomplete. But the point is, why did he skip classes? To be able to think so without IQ, his parents won't find out about his entry into the head office!"
Lu Jianyan promised his mother that he would not spoil his brother!
I dare not say that everyone in the company knows Brother Lu, but at least the old employees know each other, and they even watched Brother Lu grow up.
Brother Lu is a squeamish person. He has always been clinging to his parents or siblings since he was a child. He will not stop his parents from going to work, but he will strongly demand that he come to work with them. Back then, the suite in the parents' office was almost the second bedroom of Brother Lu. He would rather lie quietly and play by himself than go home and play with the nanny.
This situation persisted until Brother Lu went to middle school.
Lu Jianjian went in and out of the head office so carelessly, so naively thought that as long as his brother didn't tell, his parents wouldn't know. Growing up in the same family, why is Lu Jianjian so sweet
"Remember to seal it." Lu Jianyan instructed the secretary before burying her head in the pile of documents.
Miss Secretary only dared to say in her heart that this is probably the reason why San Shao is still so naive, because someone will always clean up the mess for him, and you are definitely one of the "culprits", President.
"He's still young." Even though the secretary didn't say anything, Lu Jianyan still gave him a strong arm.
The secretary still didn't speak, but there was a slander, she went to college, twenty years old, still young? Giant baby? If I remember correctly, you and the eldest lady were already interns or working in the company when you were 20 years old.
However, when he thinks that Lou is still playing around at such a big age, brother Lu seems to be really small.
Soon, Lu Jianyan regretted being so kind to his brother. To be precise, after Lu Jianyan got on the game, he found out that because of his younger brother's actions... he became popular.
The red is swift and violent, and the red is sudden, like wildfire, instantly starting a prairie fire.
Lu Jianyanhong's reason was not that after an afternoon of power leveling, he was already close to his brother's No. 1 throne in the server, but the story he had to tell between him and him and her. Yes, there are so many of him, the situation is a bit complicated. Regarding this 818, because of too many posts, I had to reopen the second floor for only one afternoon.
Before Lu Jianyan could ask what happened, the letters from Brother Jiang, Yao Wuzai, and [A Thousand Miles Bu Liu Xing] arrived one after another, and they first expressed their apologies to him.
Jiangcheng is full of nonsense: [Boss, I'm sorry, this is the negligence of the newly recruited interns in our studio. I know it sounds like the interns are being blamed, but it's true. He has just come to the studio for a few days. We were supposed to do the task together today. I think it shouldn’t be a big problem for him to follow the team and familiarize himself with the process. Who knows...] followed by a series of compensations and remedies The problem, this is why Lu Jianyan and others have been cooperating with Brother Jiang, he is very loyal.
Yao Wuzai: [Sorry, I couldn't hold back again, I caused you trouble.]
Thousands of miles does not stay behind: [Sorry, God, I was quick to talk and said some inappropriate remarks...]
So, what's going on
This starts with Brother Lu going online in the afternoon, using the account of "One Kill a Day" and Lu Jianyan's "How Can I See Zu Zen" to increase intimacy.
People who have played games basically know that there are generally two ways to increase intimacy. You can either form a team to play games, clear dungeons, or do activities to accumulate, or send flowers and gifts to quickly heat up.
The former takes time, the latter only needs money.
For Brother Lu, who can't afford anything without money, it is naturally the most convenient to use money. Brother Lu also thinks that he is very good. He didn't let the power leveling spend his brother's money, but he just unilaterally spent it. own money.
Brother Lu doesn't have a job, so his money is naturally his old New Year's money plus pocket money from his parents, siblings. The money was cheated by An Singer at the beginning, but in the end Lu Jianyan managed to recover some of it, and Lu Jianyan and Sister Lu quietly made up for the shortfall. This kid still thinks that his brother and sister are so capable that they can return all the money they cheated. There is no one in this world who is more powerful than his brother and sister!
And just like most vulgar online games, Jianghu has created hidden benefits for local rich fathers in many places, such as when local rich fathers spend a certain amount of money on someone, they will go on small TV. This can not only satisfy the vanity of the local rich father, but also satisfy the show-off psychology of those pursued by the local rich father.
In order to directly drop the favorability from 0 to 80, Brother Lu chose a soft sister currency item that would not be restricted by the daily increase in intimacy value—weapon appearance.
It has to be said here that in order to serve the ever-increasing appearance party, the game team specially launched the appearance, which clearly says "we are making money for you", without any buff effect, and will not add any additional The ability is just to change the appearance of the player's existing weapons and equipment, and each one is still expensive. But there are still countless appearance party players pouring in, and some people even play the game to collect all the appearances.
Miracle rivers and lakes ah.
So, here comes the point, the unlucky game planning team in Jianghu even conceived a special gift for local tyrants—but all shoppers of the highest-level holographic cabin, that is, VIP players, can enjoy a one-time purchase of the full price Existing privileges for all appearances.
Ordinary players can only accumulate a little bit, and some of them have special appearances only for specific festivals.
But local tyrants can be willful, except for the word "special", whether it is launched by an event or a store merchant, as long as VIP players can afford the money, they can satisfy their obsessive-compulsive disorder at once.
It is also allowed to give this full set of appearance as a gift, and it will directly default to the full level of intimacy, and the small TV will advertise it widely.
So, on that unremarkable afternoon before the "Running in the Sunset", all the Jianghu players who were online were fortunate enough to witness together. horror scene.
—Since ancient times, swords are paired with heroes, and red powder is given to beauties. Players [kill once a day] spend a lot of money, just to smile for gambling players [How can I see Zu Zen]...
BALABALA's shameful sentence echoed round and round on the small TV.
The intimacy value was maxed out, but all the players on the server also exploded.
When everyone was still betting on when the second in the server would surpass the first, and whether there would be a split between them, the first pair confessed to the second.
It is conceivable that everyone was eager to gossip at that moment.
In fact, even without the first and second titles, there has never been a local tyrant who gave away a full appearance so far, which is enough for everyone to gossip. Those players who don't pay attention to who is on the master rankings know Lu Jianyan that way. Some local tyrants bought a full set of appearances for themselves, and some bought them for their trumpets, but no one would buy them as gifts for others, or even their own "rivals". To what extent do other people have to see this well to make local tyrants so crazy.
One is a combat lunatic, and the other is a high-cold male god, who is inexplicably very CP.
But the climax of the story in the afternoon, here, can only be said to be just a warm-up.
The author has something to say: Lu Jianyan: _(:з」∠)_Actually, I am living in Tom Su’s online game novels, right
Medicine Wuzai: Don’t you think that if you write the story from the angle of Gong in the online game Danmei novel, the general Gong will definitely be better than Shou Su
The No. 1 master in the whole server, the No. 1 gang in the whole server, only friends with other master masters, high-cold pretending to be aggressive is still loved by everyone, good equipment can sweep, bad equipment can still sweep, it belongs to thousands of girls or boys God, everyone knows his shining and glorious name;
In the three dimensions, he must be a domineering president, his friends are all second-generation rich, his career is booming, and he still has time to play games every day...
Therefore, if the tasker is going to take the route of being the emperor in the online game of shemale, then you, as an attacker, will undoubtedly be better than him.
Lu Jianyan: ...I always feel that Su's angle is not right.