Please Start Your Show

Chapter 74

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According to the setting of the planning team, Chen Ziang's advertisement will last two to three times. Because the game party needs to make local tyrants feel their sincerity, the intensity of advertising is absolutely worthy of every penny spent by the fathers of Ruanmeibi.

Lu Jianyan quietly turned on the recording tool in the background when Chen Ziang recited the second time with disgust on his face that the poem was not a poem and the sentence was not a sentence, and recorded the words that Yao Wuzai bought for him specially, and kept it as a treasure. up. But Lu Jianyan didn't tell Yao Wuzai, because he wanted to see the other party become more proud.

In fact, Yao Wuzai was already proud enough at this moment, he kept asking Lu Jianyan: "Am I amazing?"

Just like when he was a little white-haired boy, even if he only did a little thing, he would only give up if he got the affirmation and encouragement from Lu Jianyan.

Lu Jianyan had never seen such a shameless person, but when he saw Yao Wuza smile brightly at him, he couldn't control the corners of his lips, and quarreled with Yao Wuza's smile. He really became very happy because of this, and he really felt that Yaowuhai was great. Most of the time, even if others put the whole world in front of him, he may not take a second look, but sometimes, just an inadvertent small detail in life can make him feel satisfied.

But Lu Jianyan still insisted on saying: "Didn't I tell you, don't tamper with famous quotes casually? Be careful that Beauvoir falls asleep in the middle of the night and talks to you about life."

"I'm willing to take this little risk for you." Yao Wuzai replied in a serious manner, which was particularly annoying to M

The advertisement was finally read in a loop, and it was time for Chen Ziang's exclusive show. In the anticipation of everyone, he flicked his sleeves, took out the props he carried in his arms and often used for divination—tortoise shell and yarrow, and prepared to start divination.

According to some scholars' incomplete statistics on the divination historical materials of the Tang Dynasty, Luoyang City in the Tang Dynasty was a city where fortune-telling masters gathered. Although Emperor Wu became closer to Buddhism that supported her enthronement in order to consolidate her political status, she did not restrain Taoism too much. Since Emperor Wu's first husband Tang Taizong, fortune-telling has been especially popular among high-ranking officials and nobles down to the poor. According to official records, there are more than a dozen fortune-telling methods, and some methods are not even allowed to be used by ordinary people. , exclusively for the royal family, otherwise both the fortune-teller and the person being counted will face at least two years in prison.

Cough, it’s far away, but according to this incomplete statistics, among the various fortune-telling methods in the Tang Dynasty, physiognomy was the most popular, followed by dream divination, and divination was the third.

The tortoise is for divination, and the policy is for divination, an ancient craft handed down from the Book of Rites.

Although Chen Ziang sat on the ground, it seemed that he was a little too hasty and casual in making the hexagram this time, but he himself was very confident in his craft and was very pious in his heart. Burn what should be burned, what should be calculated, from starting, arranging and interpreting hexagrams, they are all so meticulous. He really believes in this, just like ordinary people believe in Mantian gods and Buddhas.

"The main five, the guest seven, the top and the bottom are separated, Tianhuo and others..."

Chen Ziang began to talk to himself, but don't worry, he will give a vernacular version of the explanation soon, this is obviously specially designed by the game party, after all, most players can't Understand this nonsense.

In the restaurant, Lu Jianyan's sitting posture changed from casual to involuntary leaning forward listening to Chen Ziang's voice that could be heard by every onlooker without a loudspeaker. Because of the word "Tongren Gua", he just heard it once recently.

Lu Jianyan doesn't quite remember the exact time, but he can only vaguely remember that when he went out to eat during a lunch break, he once again ran into the unscrupulous operator who was chased by the urban management on the streets of City B. It was only when he came up that he escaped a catastrophe. Although he has entered the official Ninth Group, it is clear that Shen Suanzi has not abandoned his old career. Every now and then, when there is no Ninth Group to work, he will still walk around the streets to tell people's fortunes for fun.

The fortune teller with two mustaches on his face said that meeting is a fate, and he got out of the predicament because of Lu Jianyan's rescue.

Lu Jianyan agreed without hesitation, thinking that this guy was reminding him to be careful of taskers with ulterior motives this time.

But Shen Suanzi gave out the hexagrams after simply starting up the hexagrams. He was more casual than Chen Ziang's fortune-telling, but the content was exactly the same "Tongren Gua".

"The same people are in the wild, Heng, benefiting from the great river, benefiting the gentleman."

That's what the fortune teller said at the time.

Because the name of the hexagram is too unique, it was remembered by Lu Jianyan in his heart. If he remembers correctly, the meaning of Tongren hexagram is...

"The meaning of 'Tongren' is to be with others. The first thing to do is to get rid of the prejudices of the family and actively cooperate with others in order to allow justice to defeat evil, but obstacles must be boldly eliminated." (adapted from Du Niang)

Lu Jianyan's understanding of this is that seeking common ground while reserving differences and uniting all forces that can be united will inevitably usher in victory in the end.

Lu Jianyan always felt that the other party meant something when he was said by a magic operator who was suspected of being on a mission. Now that he heard Chen Ziang say the same thing again, Lu Jianyan suddenly couldn't be so sure whether it was a premeditated plan or a coincidence Or is it really predestined in the dark

Yao Wuzang glared at Chen Zi'ang angrily, this was completely different from the hexagram they had agreed before, taking money for nothing, can you bear it? !

The onlookers were also at a loss. This was not the same as Chen Ziang's fortune-telling style in the past. What about those poisonous tongues? What about the jokes? Backstage convulsions

Chen Ziang, who was packing up his things and was about to leave the stall, hurriedly added another sentence in the eager anticipation of the melon-eating crowd: "Oh, by the way, it is easy to cause disputes between parents and children recently, which is not good for the old father and the eldest son. Remember, remember. The most important thing is that my benefactor asked me to do the math, and then just say what he wants to hear, but I want to say, hehe."

[Chen Ziang didn't want to talk to you, and gave you a middle finger.jpg]

Fuck you, divination is serious business, okay? ! If you don't respect my beliefs, don't blame me for not respecting your money!

The process of players playing games in Jianghu Continent is also a process of AI learning a little bit. Many AIs with high autonomy have learned a lot of new expressions, and some Internet language is more fluent than old antiques like Lu Jianyan.

In the end, the entire street in Luoyang echoed with Chen Ziang's big exit words: "No matter who the unlucky guy who is liked by the gold master is, I have to say, you are really blind! You are not like that!" People who respect traditional inheritance are together, it is better to break up early! Break up early! Break up!"

The people who eat melons are finally satisfied, well, no matter how it changes, it is our favorite Chen. Breaking Up Master. Ziang, the original formula, familiar taste, so we can rest assured.

Yao Wuzai was so angry that he crushed the teacup in his hand, and almost overturned the table.

Then, after Lu Jianyan and Yao Wuzai paid the exorbitant fees together, they were thrown out of the store one by one by the lady proprietress of the restaurant with their clothes behind them. The proprietress wielded a cooking shovel. She put her hands on her hips and yelled at the door, "Can't you read the words at the door? If you want to fight, turn right when you go out!"

The players who passed by are already familiar with this. The proprietress is super fierce, okay? She looks like a sweeping monk at first glance. Few people dare not look at it to make trouble in the store.

So, when Fifth Yi and the others came to meet up, they were helpless to find that their meeting place had changed to another store inexplicably.

Among the players who entered the live broadcast room, there were some players with good memories who specifically asked why they changed the meeting place. Is this also needed for the strategy

Unfortunately, neither Fifth Yi nor anyone else answered this question. How can they answer? Because I accidentally crushed the cup, the proprietress wrote it on the blacklist of not being able to enter the store for three months

Lu Jianyan, who thought he couldn't afford to lose that person, could only urge his little friend to quickly enter the dungeon of old man Du Shenyan again.

Then, the group of five circled around for another whole day, once again gaining a deeper understanding of Mr. Du Shenyan's narcissism, but they still haven't met this man who is said to have gone out to eat and drink for almost two days. grandfather.

By the way, this dungeon also helped Lu Jianyan understand Du Shenyan's life better. For example, this is the descendant of Du Yu, the general who conquered the south of the Jin Dynasty, and Princess Gaolu (Sima Yi's daughter, Sima Zhao's younger sister), and he can be regarded as a descendant of a famous family. , a well-established family with a lot of history. Literary talent is good, but his official career is not going well. He used to be a small official who was similar to a county magistrate. The highest level was the fifth-rank Luoyang Cheng. Unfortunately, he was soon relegated to Sizhou to be an eighth-rank official. join the army.

Such an exciting life has something to do with the old man's arrogance of talent and his frequent big mouth. He is a magical figure who will not let go of the other three people who are "Four Friends of Articles".

For example, when Du Shenyan just finished compiling a collection of poems, he started laughing and said bluntly: This time Su Weiwei must die, because he was so ashamed to see his collection of poems!

Su Weiwei is one of the four friends of the article. At that time, he was the servant of the Tianguan (up and down the fourth rank), and his official rank may not be very high, but at least he is higher than Du Shenyan. But Du Shenyan seemed to be born lacking a string called looking at people's faces, and his words were not astonishing and endless. Even when he was attached to the male favorite of Emperor Wu, it was the same. He randomly arranged and combined the mundane and unreasonable in his life inappropriately, and the result was that he had been in the officialdom for many years, and after his death, he was only posthumously appointed as a fifth-rank writer. It is so contradictory that people wonder if there are big mistakes in the description of him in the history books.

At ten o'clock at noon on the third day, Lu Jianyan and others finally found Du Shenyan in plain clothes and with a hunched back at the execution ground in the southwest corner of Luoyang City.

Obviously, according to history, the old man Du at this time should still be Uncle Du, not that old, he was in his prime, full of ambitions, he was able to return to Beijing because he was appreciated by Emperor Wu, and he was awarded Zuo Lang, the author of the sixth-rank work The noble post of words.

With Mr. Du's personality, he should have been proud of himself and known all over the world, or he might as well have put up a banner to announce to the world that he, Du Shenyan, had returned. It must be very angry to disappoint those who think that his life will stop in the remote areas, hehe, but he is so happy.

It was supposed to be like this, but Du Shenyan didn't do it. Instead, he seemed a little silent, like a pool of stagnant water.

He stood at the innermost part of the circle outside the execution ground, quietly waiting for his former colleagues who almost framed him for a capital crime to be beheaded by the powerful executioner.

That was what happened when Du Shenyan was later transferred to Jizhou to join the army. His colleague, Sihu Guo Ruona, together with his superior, Sima Zhou Jizhong, weaved several serious crimes about him, and he was sent to prison innocently. and condemned him to death. But fate turned around in the end, Du Shenyan was able to clear his innocence, Zhou Jizhong died in Jizhou early, and Guo Ruona is also going to die now.

"Execution!" Following the protracted tune, blood was sprinkled all over the loess, and his head rolled from the wooden platform all the way to Du Shenyan's feet. Looking at it like this, neither happy nor angry.

The enemy is dead, but that's it, what he lost will never come back.

After watching the execution, Mr. Du took two jars of the best wine he could buy, and walked out of Luoyang City step by step. But Fifth Yi and the others don't have to worry, they can finally go straight to their destination.

"Where is he going?" Lu Jianyan was the only one who hadn't experienced this dungeon.

"Five miles east of Jianchun Gate." Yao Wuzai replied.

Jianchunmen is the place where most of the aristocratic families who served in Luoyang lived together in the Western Jin Dynasty. Zeng Xuanhe once lived here, and the home of the great beauty Wei Jie was here, and Jingzhao Du's ancestors also built a mansion here. After leaving Jianchunmen, about five li to the east, there is a Shouyang Mountain, which is where Du's ancestral tomb is located. As a matter of fact, almost all the hills outside Luoyang City were once graves, full of famous celebrities from various aristocratic families.

Question: What does Du Shenyan go to the ancestral grave at this time

Answer: To commemorate his second son Du Bing who died early, that is, the second uncle who Du Fu failed to meet.

The best cemetery, the best tombstone, the epitaph written by Su Ting himself, the great writer and supervisor of Zuotai, and he also wrote an extremely admirable sacrificial letter for this thirteen-year-old boy— "Promote family and fame, strive for fate, act with all will, live while dead."

"Although the day of death, the year of life" should be regarded as the greatest praise for a person after death. It refers to the fact that although others are dead, their spirits still exist, and they died well.

But so what? His son died, dying to save him.

"Master Du was able to put himself to death under the deliberate killing moves of Shangguan and his colleagues, and then survived. Naturally, there is no reason for it."

Du Bing, the second son of Du Shenyan, was for this reason.

After Du Shenyan was framed and imprisoned in the prison, Du Bing was in ruins and said nothing, no one knew what he was thinking, only a few days later, he took advantage of Zhou Jizhong's opportunity to hold a banquet, He sneaked into Sima's mansion, took advantage of his unpreparedness, and assassinated Zhou Jizhong, who was Sima at that time, with a dagger. The ending can be imagined, Du Bing was killed by officers and soldiers in the mansion, and Zhou Jizhong also died of serious injuries.

But it was precisely because of Du Bing's assassination, which shocked the government and the public, that there was a subsequent reaffirmation of Du Shenyan's case and Du Shenyan's innocence.

Some people said that Du Bingxiao touched the heavens, but he was too young and impulsive; others said that Du Bingxiao, who was mature and prudent since he was a child, was good enough to exchange his death for his father's lifeline.

No matter which is the truth, the result is that the young Du Bing died, leaving his old father Du Shenyan in the world.

Under the scorching sun at noon, Mr. Du poured out the amber yellow wine with almost no impurities from the wine jar. This is the best wine that can be brewed under the wine-making technology of the Tang Dynasty. liquor". Du Fu always used green wine for banquets at home, because the only rice wine in the family was brought here by his grandfather.

"Drink." Du Shenyan said to the tombstone, as if his son was still standing in front of his eyes.

In the past, someone advised him to keep a line in his life so that we could meet each other in the future, otherwise he would kill himself because of that mouth sooner or later, he didn't believe it. He also did not kill himself, because he killed his son.

When Emperor Wu summoned him for questioning, he asked him if he was happy to have such a filial son, which saved him from being wronged and allowed him to return to the court and be reused.

If it were Du Shenyan's character in the past, he would probably point at the nose of the person on the throne and yell at him. You might as well wait until your son is dead, and then ask yourself if you are happy.

But that time, Du Shenyan rarely restrained such an impulse. He just bowed deeply to the emperor on the throne, and when he raised his head again, he seemed to be a different person. "Happy Poetry". Although this poem was lost due to the war, it was not handed down to the world in the end, and it was impossible to get a glimpse of it, but judging from the records, it was quite popular with the Emperor Wu, and he was promoted to Du Shenyan's official position immediately, and he was promoted to two ranks in a row , a big leap from the eighth grade to the sixth grade.

Since then, Du Shenyan's official career has finally been smooth for a period of time, but no one has ever cared about how he can get over the ups and downs of losing his son in his middle age.

How to get over that hurdle, others don't know, and history has no answer, but the game team's understanding of this is that even Du Shenyan himself doesn't know where to go. He lives in the dungeon of mourning the second son over and over again. As long as a player starts the mission, he must prepare good rice wine, go to the execution ground to see the enemy beheaded over and over again, and then visit his young son in front of the grave over and over again. Son, for the last time, keep silent over and over again, one stop is a day.

Players can only stay here and are not allowed to quit midway. If you are lucky, Mr. Du will go berserk soon after getting drunk and fight with players.

There are only a few fixed lines in the drunken mouth, all of which are quoted from Du Bing's sacrificial text.

"My son is taboo, but the word is only Jian, and Jingzhao Du Lingsheng is also."

"A child is born intelligent, with the ability to grow old and mature. He recites thousands of words every day, especially pen and ink."

"The blade season is more important than the seat, and you will kill yourself in order to replace it, so you will see death as your home. The hatred will come back, and the expression will be undisturbed."

Every sentence is like a knife, every word is bloody.

Others have seen this scene many times, but this is the first time Lu Jianyan has seen it. Although he has already understood the general plot before coming here, he is still overwhelmed by the strong despair exuded by the sudden violent old man Du.

"Be careful!" Yao Wuzai shouted to Lu Jianyan.

"Du Shenyan's strength is not high, but..." Fifth Yi also reminded Lu Jianyan.

Before he finished speaking, Lou waited and died inexplicably. He lay down helplessly, and was pressed and rubbed against the grave by the minions summoned by Mr. Du from nowhere. It was obviously Lu Jianyan who was distracted, but he was the one who died, so where is the reasoning

"... Mr. Du's skills have a certain chance that he will directly piss off a certain player."

Lu Jianyan didn't even know what to say. How did the planning team come up with such a crazy skill

"Actually, it's already very good. At this time, the group is often wiped out." But this time, probably because Hou's mascot status once again played a blessing role, making them die at this stage.

[Why only Lou Da died?], [Probably because of Lou Da's bad luck, the lucky rabbit can no longer save him.]There are players asking and answering themselves in the barrage.

Before Lu Jianyan and the others could be happy, they all lay down too. Let everyone fully understand that even if you are lucky enough to escape the first wave of attacks from Mr. Du, you will not be able to avoid the subsequent combo attacks, but this is already the highest record of depth in this dungeon.

Lu Jianyan was a little sorry, thinking that he dragged everyone back, but miraculously, they did not quit the dungeon just because of this, and the failure screen effect did not appear.

[Who else is alive? ] Lou waited leisurely to type a line of words on his corpse. After the player died, he couldn't speak normally, but he could type, and then it appeared in the form of bubbles.

[Kiss. ] Lu Jianyan replied.

[The rabbit?]Brother Jiang was very surprised. Why did these strange accidents always occur when he played this game with Lu Jianyan and others.

Before anyone else could continue talking, the fans in the live broadcast room started to spray, who came up with such a cute name, Kiss? Really worthy of being my ancestor Zen master! It's just so personal, I like it!

Lu Jianyan felt that it was necessary for him to explain: [The rabbit is fostered! My younger brother is in foster care with me!]

The barrage became even more sensational. I didn't expect [One Kill a Day] Da Da still has such a small heart, and it is indeed a person whom Li Bai Da Da, who likes to drink sweet wine, appreciates.

[so what? What next?]

There was a row of five corpses lying there, unable to move, unable to exit, and even the angle of view turned into a gray sky. I always felt that this was a new type of punishment.

Of course, the game doesn't get stuck here.

The next thing is to watch Kiss Fight Du Shenyan. Mr. Du's verbal attacks are useless to pets, that is to say, Kiss can't die of anger, so it survived, but the venom of Kiss as a beast can be corroded indiscriminately, and Kiss' AI looks It was very tall, and after a while, Mr. Du and his minions were easily dealt with by a gray fold-eared rabbit that looked as big as a palm.

Once the boss dies, Lu Jianyan and the others can spend money to revive him in place.

The "little TV" once again broadcast congratulations to [How can I see Zu Chan] and others passed the copy of Du Shenyan. In a few days, it was unbelievable to have two of the most difficult dungeons in a row.

But the dungeon is not over yet, it plays a small easter egg that will only be seen by the first kill team.

Du Shenyan's later life was still full of ups and downs. He kept his mouth shut as much as possible, flattering the brothers Zhang Yizhi, the male favorite of Wu Zetian and Princess Taiping, but Zhang Yizhi's brother soon became angry because of "the dragon". Revolution" and was decapitated, Mr. Du was deeply tired and exiled to Fengzhou. This literati who always likes to change, turned back to the crazy student who looked down on literati in the world again overnight, and his mouth that had finally been closed opened again, even becoming more excessive than before.

As a result, within a few months, Du Shenyan was able to recover again, and was recalled to the capital by Zhongzong, and served as the director of the Guozijian and the direct scholar of Xiuwenguan, but he passed away in the second year.

Before he died, the old man said to Song Zhiwen and others who came to visit him: "I have suffered so much from that child in my life, and I have nothing to say. I am alive, and you will never be able to lift your heads. , after I die, you will be relieved. Unfortunately, even so, there is still no one who can replace me."

The angry Song Zhiwen almost vomited blood.

However, Mr. Du was also slapped in the face. Just a few years after his death, that is, as soon as the filial piety period passed, his eldest son and grandson Du Fu was born. A poet who is destined to surpass him too much in poetry St.

The dungeon is officially over, Lu Jianyan and the others should go offline, and those who should write the dungeon should write the dungeon.

The next morning, when the copper camel was raining, Chen Ziang was still slamming his famous piano on the street; Mr. Du hurried out of Jianchun Gate with two jars of rice wine again, to visit his second son who had stayed at the age of thirteen forever .

May you go away for half your life and return as a teenager.