Although the Beiju demon land was severely damaged three thousand years ago, it has been thriving for three thousand years and has recovered a lot of vitality. Today, there are tens of millions of demon clans, and the number of outstanding juniors who come out every year is even more unknown. In the eyes of the elders, there are only a few who are astonishingly talented. Excluding Hu Xianji and other extremely talented people, the most special one is a lunatic and a fool.
That idiot was born in Taishi's family. He said he was stupid, but he was really idiotic. He didn't like to practice since he was a child. He only liked to hide in the study and read classics hard. He read it until he was seventy years old. Once again, he enlightened to Taoism, practiced and progressed like a god, built the foundation in three years, formed the alchemy in seven years, and completed the road that other monsters and people could not complete for hundreds of years in ten years, rejuvenated, and looked like a teenager.
This person, named Taishi Chi'er, is a glorious human monk in the demon land.
And the other one is the lunatic, who has never made friends with people, and never knows how to enjoy Daozi Daozi. However, he is also taciturn, silent every day, only knows how to temper his body and hone his martial arts, and he has reached a crazy level for this. Ten years ago, the elders of the Great Sacred Mountain planned to choose a descendant to be a Taoist son, and tilted resources to cultivate him. , so a martial arts fight was held within the clan, and the whole Dasheng Mountain was crazy about it. Even the clansmen whose blood was so thin that they couldn't beat the royal clan with a hundred shots came all the way to participate in this grand event.
And this person who is most qualified to participate in this martial arts fight didn't take it seriously, and slipped into the wilderness in the north of the demon court to practice alone. This trip lasted three years, and when he came back , the new Daozi has already been established, and even a new royal family has risen, which suppressed people from both his parents' lineages severely, and this fierce ape did not talk too much. After returning to the Great Sacred Mountain, he ate a hundred catties of meat first. Thirty jugs of wine, and then smashed that stick into meat sauce with this water and fire stick brought out from the wild grassland...
And then, there is no more.
Being favored by the clan's resources, a Daoist who has been cultivated for three full years can't stop it, so what kind of Daoist is he
The Dashengshan Yuanying ancestor directly suppressed all the changes in the clan and established him as the new Taoist.
There are many top-notch masters of the younger generation in the demon land, but the most feared ones are the fierce ape and the idiot from the Taishi family. Daozi Yingshan and the others, although shrewd, vicious or insidious, still have some human touch after all, and they can be approached, but these two guys are like monsters at all, and cannot be treated with common sense.
Now, the gold-winged Xiaopeng Wang Lingtian rushed out. He wanted to kill the stalking little ant, but he didn't expect that the one who came this time was not the stalker. It was such a murderous person, the majestic Xiaopeng King, who was blown away with a stick come back...
"Are you here looking for trouble so soon?"
Fang Xing squinted his eyes, raised the black giant sword in his hand, and shouted, "Gorilla, what are you doing here?"
"Chimpanzees… "
The originally chilly atmosphere suddenly seemed a little weird.
Wu Sang'er, Da Jinwu and others quietly wiped the cold sweat off their heads.
Facing this vicious ape facing the Great Sacred Mountain, even if he is an enemy, it is rare to call him an "orangutan"!
The vicious ape who looked like a hill didn't show any anger or anything. He held the big stick of water and fire upside down, and came slowly through the air. Okay, slowly said: "Do you know Xiao Shankui?"
This thoughtless sentence made everyone in the room startled slightly.
Fang Xing was even more puzzled, thought about it carefully, and said, "What is that?"
The fierce ape said calmly: "It's my nephew, he said you gave him a square wind and thunder stick!"
"Square wind and thunder stick?"
The name finally reminded Fang Xing, and he suddenly realized: "You mean that little monkey with two snotty noses?"
Fierce Ape nodded, and said, "He is my nephew. I was the one who took him to Qianfengyuan!"
Fang Xing laughed loudly and said, "Your nephew is a good guy, he knows how to pick up girls at a young age!"
But it turned out that what the fierce ape mentioned was a trivial matter that even Fang Xing didn't bother to think about. At that time, Xiaoyi, the fox girl, was kicked by General Canglan Hailansha and forced to apologize. When I was young, no one dared to tell the truth, but it was a little wild monkey with two snotty noses who was not afraid of anything and told the story of the development, so that people could understand the grievance of the fox girl.
But when Fang Xing kicked General Blue Shark to death, and took a group of little foxes to another mountain to drink, the little wild monkey also sneaked over, hid behind the bushes to watch secretly, and was grabbed by Fang Xing When it came out, Fang Xing still remembered it, so he asked the monkey why he was not afraid of the sea and dared to tell the truth. The little wild monkey said first, "Someone stepped on the road", and Fang Xing kicked him on the ass. feet, and then asked again, the little wild monkey took a look at the little fox girl, and bowed his head in embarrassment.
Fang Xing was delighted at the first sight, this little monkey is not easy, he has been in heat since he was young, it suits his old man's appetite too much, when he was happy, he snatched the juggling stick from the little monkey's hand, and took one at random The iron rod was given to him, but he had looted it from other monks at some point, and it was also a magic weapon used by Jin Dan, and it was of low quality and of no use to him.
But this stick is quite a heavy gift for a little monkey who has not officially started to practice. The little monkey scratched his head and blushed when he was underestimated by the fox girl, and ran away with the stick. Fang Xing didn't take it seriously, and turned back to continue drinking with Da Jinwu and others until the evening, but he never thought that such a matter would be brought up at this time.
The Sanzhang Fierce Ape was silent, and after a while he said in a buzzing voice: "At the beginning, when I saw someone would give such a heavy gift to a child, I thought it was asking for something from our Great Sacred Mountain. Later, I didn't see you coming to pay a visit in person, so I I thought you wanted to use my hands to deal with the foxes in Qingqiu Mountain after entering the Demon Emperor’s Pavilion, and I didn’t bother to talk to you until later, when I heard that you destroyed the ridiculous fairy alliance with a single sword, and someone rumored that you It's Nan Zhan's number one little devil... I know I'm wrong, so I'm here to find you!"
The words of the three-zhang ferocious ape fooled everyone in the field.
Who would have imagined that the mad ape in the legendary Great Sacred Mountain, who was crazy, fierce, and inaccessible to strangers, would care about a gift received by a child? Moreover, at that time they all saw that Fang Xing handed the little monkey a black stick, and then the little monkey struggled to walk away, but who would have thought that the stick would be Is it the mysterious four-way wind and thunder stick
For a moment, only two thoughts arose in my heart, one is that this vicious ape has a delicate mind, which does not match his appearance...
The second is, this bastard bandit is really generous, but it is a magic weapon of Jindan, so he just gave it away
"Do I still need an alliance to deal with that coquettish fox?"
Fang Xing curled his lips in disdain, and said: "I don't need that stick either, just to see that the little monkey can tell the truth and not let my little foxes be wronged. Besides, I have a good eye, and I know who is right at a young age. He looks good, and he looks a bit like my ninth uncle, so I just rewarded him casually, so you don't have to take it to heart, by the way... why are you looking for me now?"
The vicious ape didn't know that the "Uncle Nine" mentioned in the little bandit's words was actually a flower-picking thief in the mundane world, so he thought it was a good word, nodded slightly, and said, "Come to find you for a bowl of wine , fight a fight, and do you a favor!"
"Um?"
Fang Xing was slightly taken aback, and looked up at it.
Even the big golden crow and the others were all startled, and looked at the fierce ape in bewilderment.
The Sanzhang Fierce Ape said indifferently: "Because you are Nan Zhan Fang Xing, who once beheaded Huangfu Daozi's head with a sword, I came to find you to drink a jar of wine, and because you are Fang Xing, known as Nan Zhan's junior I'm alone, so I'm going to fight with you to see if you're as powerful as the legend says... And for the sake of that wind and thunder stick, I'll do you a favor and return the favor!"
"Drinking and fighting again?"
Fang Xing glanced sideways at King Xiaopeng after hearing this, thinking why all the monster races have this kind of virtue!
When King Xiaopeng first heard about his identity, although he didn't say it directly, he knew that this guy was similar to a fierce ape just by looking at him.
Of course, he also heard that this fierce ape is really not hostile to him. On the contrary, it is willing to say what it wants to help him. There is a desire to make friends in it. Although the little bandit is arrogant and unreasonable, he is still very alert to this kind of interpersonal friendship, and he can hear the implication accurately.
"It's easy to drink and fight, but what can you do for me?"
Fang Xing raised his hand and threw out his wine gourd, and asked with a smile.
The three-foot-tall ape took it, raised its head and took a sip. It was chic and bold, but it didn't expect to choke and coughed a few times. Then it looked at Fang Xing in surprise: "What are you doing? What kind of wine? Why is it so strong?"
Fang Xing laughed jokingly, and said, "If you don't drink enough, don't act like a fool in front of the young master!"
But he was already ready to watch a joke. The wine in his gourd was brewed by a secret method passed on to him by Bai Qianzhang. , but by accident, even if he can usually drink spirits as water, he still has to choke on it at this time, Fang Xing is waiting to see the embarrassment of him spraying alcohol out of his nose!
The vicious ape was not angry when he heard it, he just grinned, showing his white teeth, and took another sip. This time he was prepared, but he was obviously much better. He pursed his mouth, looking extremely happy, then threw the wine gourd back, carried the water and fire stick on his shoulders, and said: "I don't take advantage of you, you are in trouble now, if you want to fight, you can wait until you get out and then have a good time." But if you need it now, I can help you a favor!"
Fang Xing pondered for a while, and said directly, "Can you be busy with anything?"
Fierce Ape was even more impolite: "No need to borrow money!"
Fang Xing was speechless, rolled his eyes and said, "Murder?"
The fierce ape said: "Don't kill those who can't be provoked, don't kill those who can't be beaten!"
Fang Xing was speechless: "Then why are you helping me!"
Wei Wei thought about it, and said: "I really want to help... just stand aside and watch the show!"