"Sister-in-law, drink tea." Murong Wanru held the teacup in both hands, her frail body slightly bowed, as gentle and obedient as a little sister.
"Beep beep, beep beep..."
The rapid warning sound of the detoxification system has been beeping for a long time, almost blowing Han Yunxi's head off. There is poison in this tea.
Han Yunxi activated the scanning system, glanced at it, and quickly determined that the lowest level of poison and laxative had been put in the tea.
Such a beautiful Murong is like a delicate flower, but it turns out to be a white lotus!
Let her drink laxatives at this time, and when she goes to the palace to say hello later, won't she frantically search for the toilet in public, and be ashamed at home
What a great gift for meeting, very good, this doctor will give you an even bigger gift.
When the tea arrived, Han Yunxi hurriedly reached out to pick it up, and drank it in one gulp. The teacup was about to be put back, but someone accidentally slipped her hand and it fell to the ground and shattered.
"What's going on?" Grand Concubine Yi yelled, the cup was broken when serving tea, that was very unlucky.
Murong Wanru hurriedly comforted, "Concubine Mu, it's fine. Suisui is safe, Suisui is safe!"
Saying that, she quickly squatted down to pick it up, and Han Yunxi also squatted down to grab it from her, "I'll do it, I'll do it, don't get hurt."
As soon as he finished speaking, the fragment in his hand cut Murong Wanru without any trace.
"Oh, it's bleeding! It's all my fault!" Han Yunxi was shocked, and quickly pulled up Murong Wanru's finger, holding it in her mouth with no distaste.
Han Yunxi snatched away all the good drama, Murong Wanru would be reconciled, and hurriedly struggled away, "Small injuries are fine, please don't do this, sister-in-law, I can't bear it."
"Why is it a trivial matter? Come on, call the doctor to take a look, what if there is a scar!"
Concubine Yi was upset, she pulled Murong Wanru to the main seat, looked at her wound with a distressed face, "You, how many times have I told you that this kind of thing should be done by the servants, why should I grab it? It hurts."
No matter how Han Yunxi thought Murong Wanru and Concubine Yi were like mother and daughter, she always felt that their brows looked alike, but she didn't worry too much about it, after all, after getting along for a long time, people will be alike.
Before Grand Concubine Yi could bother to blame Han Yunxi, Murong Wanru said, "Concubine Mother, don't blame sister-in-law, it was my own carelessness."
The corners of Han Yunxi's mouth twitched at these words, this is not a white lotus, it is simply a poisonous lotus.
Murong Wanru's words reminded Concubine Yi, she glared at her, "You're a sloppy, uncultivated person, I'll punish you..."
Unexpectedly, before the next words were spoken, I heard, "Boom..."
what sound? Everyone was confused, and then there was a series of sounds like setting off firecrackers, "Boom boom boom, boom boom boom, bang bang bang..."
What a loud fart!
And... very smelly
"Ah..." Dowager Yi screamed and jumped up, holding her nose and keeping away, with disgust on her face, "You fart! It stinks! It stinks! Get out!"
At this moment, everyone in the room looked at Murong Wanru, and Murong Wanru's face turned red instantly, like a monkey's butt. She realized it after farting, and subconsciously clamped her butt tightly, but no matter how hard she tried, it was useless.
"Mother, I..."
I don't know how to explain it, but the buttocks are completely out of my control, and there is another crackling sound, and the fragrance of flowers around is completely covered up.
The tidy Concubine Yi couldn't bear it at all, she was about to vomit, she jumped up anxiously, and shouted, "Come on, take her out, don't spoil my house!"
"what… "
Murong Wanru let out a short scream, and there was another burst of sound below her. God! How could this be? Her legs were clamped tightly, and she wanted to cry, but she didn't even dare to speak.
Seeing everyone's disdainful gazes, she was so embarrassed that she wished she could find a crack in the ground and slip in. It's embarrassing, especially in front of King Qin, how can I see people in the future! What's wrong with her
The two maidservants were about to come to pull people, but at this moment, suddenly, there was a "bang", and the shit burst!
Immediately, there was a crackle, and the pants were wet.
"Ah... ah... ah!" Concubine Yi couldn't take it anymore, she screamed and ran out as if fleeing for her life.
The whole room was stench, Grand Concubine Yi ran away, and of course everyone followed, only Murong Wanru was left in the room, crying non-stop while continuing to pull.
why? What a shame! How will she meet people in the future
Who will tell her what's going on? She clearly prescribed medicine to Han Yunxi, and it wasn't a laxative that would work immediately.
Sitting in a puddle of excrement and urine, Murong Wanru didn't get up, she didn't feel sorry, she didn't know what to do, who will save her!
Han Yunxi came out after Long Feiye, couldn't help but burst out laughing, turned her head inadvertently and found that Long Feiye was staring at her.
ahem...
Restraining her smile, she covered her nose, "Your Highness, it stinks, let's go to the palace quickly."
"You put medicine on her wound, why so quickly?" Long Feiye asked in a low voice.
"How is it possible? Your Highness, please don't wrong me." Han Yunxi's eyes were crooked, and she smiled very nicely.