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The aroma of instant noodles fills the living room, which is the best food for countless single dogs to satisfy their hunger.
Bai Yang is no exception. Although he is renting a villa with an area of 300 square meters, he still has to pay 5,000 soft sister coins per month. However, he only eats 3 yuan and 51 boxes of instant noodles per person. There is nothing he can do about it. It's too hot, I sweat when I move, it's a pain to go out to find food, and I don't know how to cook, so I just make do with it.
The 59-inch plasma TV was showing the Olympic events. China had won the gold medal again. Bai Yang felt honored every time he saw Chinese athletes standing on the medal podium and playing the national anthem.
After finishing the instant noodles, he collapsed on the soft sofa in the posture of Uncle Ge, looking hopeless.
The Chinese team won the gold medal, but it couldn't solve his aching heart...
Turn on your phone and computer, Chinese Valentine's Day, Chinese Valentine's Day, why the hell can't you say something else? How can a single person live like this
The phone beeped, and I saw it was my mother.
"Hey, Mom~~~"
The voice dragged on feebly, as if it was about to expire.
"Son, what are you doing?"
"Nothing to do. Mom is fine. I'll hang up first."
"No, I have a good thing to call you," my mother's voice sounded particularly energetic.
Bai Yang was stunned for a few seconds. Bai Yang didn't have any hope for the good things his mother said, but he still wanted to give him face, so he asked lazily: "What's the matter, Mom?"
"Hey, son, let me tell you, I asked someone to introduce you to a girl. She looks very iconic. In the words of you young people, she is fair-skinned, beautiful, with a thin waist, big hips, round legs, and long legs. She is a perfect goddess. You go to the xxx coffee shop to meet me like crazy."
It was indeed a good thing, Bai Yang suddenly became energetic.
"Copy that, does mom have anything else to say?" She suddenly felt as if she had been given a shot of chicken blood.
"Just pack it up for me. Don't embarrass me. Son, I'm telling you, if it works out, my mother will buy you a 180-square-meter house to get married, and the appliances will be included for you!"
Although Bai Yang was speechless for considering his mother so far away before even taking a glance at it, he still didn't care about it at this time.
Hang up the phone and quickly start cleaning up.
What to wear, what to wear, what to wear...
At critical moments, men are actually more entangled than women in dressing.
Choosing and choosing, a shirt, jeans and casual shoes are enough, and the hair is as messed up as a dog licking it.
"No matter what, I don't want to be single this Chinese Valentine's Day"!
Before going out, Bai Yang cheered himself up, looking like he was about to die.
He took his wallet with him and went downstairs to get on a motorcycle and go out. Although it was just a motorcycle, he also rode it to a car wash to wash his eyes.
Then we set off towards our destination. In this excitement, we went a little faster. Behind us, the sound of the traffic police chasing us could be heard...
"Fuck..."
There was no choice but to stop and get checked.
"Name, age, driver's license..."
Obviously, the traffic police uncle was very good-tempered on this hot day, and his tone was very harsh. Moreover, Bai Yang looked at the look on the other person's face and guessed that the other person was probably single, so it would be strange for him to have a good temper during this holiday.
Although he was anxious, Bai Yang had to pretend that his grandson would get out of trouble quickly.
Fortunately, although the traffic police uncle was in a bad mood, he did not deliberately embarrass her.
"You are suspected of speeding, which is eight times the speed limit. As a rule, you will be fined three thousand and forty-eight points deducted. Your car will be deducted, and you have to go to me for investigation..."
"Uncle, traffic policeman, I still have something to do. I will surrender myself for investigation after this is over..."
As soon as Bai Yang heard this, he was okay with it, and ran away without saying anything like this. There is a beautiful woman waiting for his brother to meet, so where can he have time to talk to you like a mushroom
"Stop for me. If you run away, you will be punished with an additional penalty...", the traffic police uncle yelled from behind. Faced with Bai Yang running away, Ya actually persevered and got on the motorcycle and started chasing...
"I… "
When he turned around and saw Bai Yang speechless, he turned a corner and rushed into the alley to successfully get away from the traffic police uncle.
When I looked at the time, it was terrible. I quickly stopped a taxi and reported my address. I kept urging him to hurry up, hurry up...
"Brother, I want to go faster, but I can't fly through the traffic jam, right?"
Looking up to the sky and sighing, I arrived at my destination at a snail's pace. It had already been more than an hour.
I entered the coffee shop nervously just in case the other party hadn't left yet. I looked at the seat my mother had reported me to. When I saw it, my eyes lit up. She was so beautiful.
He touched his dog-like hair and walked over confidently.
"Are you Teacher xxx?" Bai Yang asked politely.
The girl looked at Bai Yang, smiled intellectually, nodded and asked, "Are you the Mr. Bai Yang Bai that Teacher Zhen mentioned?"
"Haha, I am, can I sit down?"
The girl made a gesture of invitation.
"I'm sorry I'm late. What would you like to drink?"
"There's no need to drink. I'd like to ask Mr. Bai a few questions first."
Why is it like this again? It was like what was shown on TV. Bai Yang complained in his heart, but still smiled and nodded.
"Do you have a car or house deposit?"
Bai Yang thought that was indeed the case, but judging from the girl's appearance above 90%, this was what she should have.
He nodded confidently and said, "No car, no house..."
Seeing that the girl was about to get up and leave, he said to himself: "But I have 80 million in savings"!
"Mr. Bai is really young and promising, how about a drink?"
"No hurry, can I ask you a question first?" Bai Yang smiled.
"Excuse me, Mr. Bai," the girl said confidently.
Bai Yang leaned back on the chair and said, "You are very beautiful, and you exceed my requirements for a mate in every aspect. I only ask you one question, are you a virgin?"
The girl's expression froze, her eyebrows raised and she sneered, "Then let me ask Mr. Bai, are you a virgin?"
"I am… "! Bai Yang's answer was very confident, what happened to the virgin? Is it shameful to be a virgin
The girl looked pale and pointed at Bai Yang, speechless. She was silent for a moment and said, "Mr. Bai, I have a younger sister. She just graduated from high school, but she is not a virgin. But we sisters can date you together, what do you think?"
Bai Yang stood up, shook his head and sighed: "I am a germophobe... I am not interested if you are not a Virgo, otherwise who will take care of the house in the future..."
The girl looked at Bai Yang's back for a long time and was speechless...
"That's him, catch him, suspected of speeding away"!
As soon as Bai Yang walked out of the door, he was held down by several police officers who rushed out.
"Hahaha, you deserve it," the girl came over to watch the fun and pointed at Bai Yang and laughed.
"Humph, I don't want to be a Virgo even if I'm in trouble." Bai Yang turned around and said this while being escorted by the police uncle...
(Baiyang’s Chinese Valentine’s Day, what a mess, right? The author is going to take a cold shower to calm down. I’m so angry today. You can’t afford to hurt a single dog...)
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