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Hua Sanniang slapped her chopsticks on the table and looked at Bai Yang without saying anything, her eyes burning. Sound of nature novel
"What's wrong with you?"
Bai Yang asked curiously.
"Can you please stop?"
Hua Sanniang looked at Bai Yang with disdain and said
"You care about me, I'm not bothering you."
Bai Yang rolled his eyes and said.
At this time, his hands were kneading Lin Qing'er and Lin Yu'er's clothes in various ways. Hua Sanniang's unhappy expression not only did not make him restrain at all, but made him even more proud.
'Um… '
Lin Qing'er and Lin Yu'er blushed and couldn't help moaning. Bai Yang gently pinched the key points of their breasts...
"It's obscene. No man is good, but this is the first time I've seen someone as shameless as you."
Hua Sanniang gritted her teeth and said.
"Thank you for the compliment. If you are proud of your life, you must enjoy it to the fullest. Don't let the golden bottle stand empty against the moon. If there are flowers, break them when needed. Don't wait until there are no flowers. Don't wait until there are no flowers. Don't break branches. With a beauty in your arms, is it possible that I just look at it? It's better to hold a vase. Well, this man may die anytime, why should he care about other people's opinions? Also, it seems like you have had a man, but men don't even have a good thing. Jie'er, feed me a drink, be good. …”
Bai Yang smiled shamelessly and said the last sentence to Lin Jie'er.
Lin Jie'er held the cup in her hand and put a cup of light blue wine to Bai Yang's lips.
“That’s not how you feed them.”
Bai Yang looked at Lin Jie'er's pretty face with a half-smile and said.
Lin Jie'er's face turned red and she felt awkward for a moment. She put the wine glass to her lips and drank it in one gulp, but did not swallow it. She lowered her head and kissed Bai Yang's lips to drink the wine.
The red lips are warm, the aroma of the wine is pleasant, and the taste makes Bai Yang drunk before he drinks it. This is the enjoyment of life...
Hua Sanniang was stunned for a moment when she looked at Bai Yang. She didn't care about the blushing scene. After a while, she shook her head and said complicatedly:
"It's so strange that you talk about something that was originally obscene in such an elegant way. Who wrote the poem you read? Why haven't I heard it?"
"You don't believe me when I say I did it, right?"
Bai Yang let go of Lin Jie'er's mouth and looked at Hua Sanniang with a smile.
"It's just because you can't compose such a poem!"
Hua Sanniang curled her lips and said.
Although I really didn't do this with my bad temper, I'm not happy if you say that. Bai Yang glared at Hua Sanniang and said:
"Then tell me, if I hadn't done it, where else had you heard of it?"
"Although I have never heard of it, it is definitely not your work. With your kind of mind, you will never be able to write such a free and easy poem in your life."
Hua Sanniang said with contempt again.
"It makes you feel like you understand poetry very well"
Bai Yang was unable to refute, curled his lips and changed the subject.
Look, no one is a fool. Just forget about plagiarism. It’s not that material. People can see through you at a glance. People won’t believe you if you say it without the corresponding experience, and you will only be despised.
"I don't understand, but I listen a lot, so I can tell."
Hua Sanniang smiled.
Bai Yang was too lazy to answer, I'll just ignore you, so he continued teasing the quadruplets. Only he knew the fun of it. Hua Sanniang's eyes didn't care at all. I'm just specifically angry with you.
"If you didn't do it, then who did it?"
Seeing that Bai Yang was silent and minding his own frivolous maids, Hua Sanniang couldn't help but ask.
"He's a drunkard. Even if I tell you, you wouldn't even recognize him."
Bai Yang said casually.
"You..., hum, I think the person who can write such free and easy poems must be a suave man. I wonder if I will have the chance to meet him in this life."
Hua Sanniang said with some yearning.
Damn, it’s true that poetry outfits/making love with girls are an invincible weapon, and they can be called fresh and fresh killers. This Hua Sanniang seems to be a little nymphomaniac as well.
Bai Yang murmured in his heart, looked at her and said with a faint smile:
"Actually, you can see him at any time. As long as you wipe your neck now, you can see him immediately."
"I didn't expect that the person who wrote such poems has passed away. Alas..."
Hua Sanniang was stunned for a moment, then sighed, picked up the wine bottle next to her and drank heavily.
Let me go, do you want this? Bai Yang was dumbfounded, she was obviously feeling sad and regretful!
"Come on, I've finished eating, is it time to go?"
No matter what Hua Sanniang was feeling, Bai Yang refused the bite of food Lin Bing'er brought over and looked at her and said.
"Let's go"
Hua Sanniang stood up and answered in a depressed mood.
Is this girl sick? Bai Yang was speechless.
After eating and drinking, several people left the private room. Seven of the twenty men in black robes were killed by Bai Yang, and the remaining thirteen were already waiting outside the door.
The group of people went downstairs and came to the lobby below. Shan Qiulin hadn't left yet. When Bai Yang and the others walked not far from him, he looked at Bai Yang in the crowd and asked with a smile:
"Brother, although I didn't intend to eavesdrop, you don't seem to take me seriously. Are you saying that you can kill me at any time?"
Hua Sanniang's face changed, and she looked at Shan Qiulin nervously. She didn't expect that he had heard her angry words in the private room upstairs, and she was about to finish...
"Yes, I said, what's the problem? Also, it's rude to eavesdrop on other people's conversations."
Bai Yang was a person who didn't play by the rules. He hugged the two girls and looked at Shan Qiulin to admit it directly, and even made a joke.
It's late, can this guy hear what we are saying on the third floor while sitting in the noisy lobby? Are you a fucking shunfenger
Was it Liang Jingru who gave you the courage? If Hua Sanniang were from Earth, she would definitely say this.
"I have been practicing martial arts since I was a child and have experienced countless fights. Although I have experienced life and death dangers many times in Qingmu County, I have never met anyone who can kill me. You are the first person to say such a thing to me. "
Shan Qiulin poured a glass of wine and drank it while looking at Bai Yang and said calmly.
Hua Sanniang was extremely nervous. This Shan Qiulin was not easy to mess with. Someone would be killed if she wasn't careful. She didn't dare to interrupt rashly. She kept telling Bai Yang to leave quickly with her eyes, but Bai Yang ignored her at all.
It's just Shan Qiulin. In this position, no matter how powerful he is, my brother will teach him how to behave every minute. Is it that scary? I'm so nervous about you, hum, little bitch...
"Now that you have heard what I said, you should understand that she wanted me to kill you, right? But later she seemed to be afraid of you, so she left it alone, which made me very depressed."
Bai Yang shrugged and pointed at Hua Sanniang beside him and said, continue to dig a hole for her, threaten me and bring me here, I can't trap you to death.
"shut up"
Hua Sanniang's face changed drastically, and she broke into cold sweat. She looked at Bai Yang and said in a deep voice, while always paying attention to Shan Qiulin's attitude.
Shan Qiulin did not look at Hua Sanniang, but stared at Bai Yang for about a minute, then suddenly raised his glass to Bai Yang and smiled:
"To be honest, although your words are not pleasant to listen to, I can't dislike them. In addition, the sentence from your mouth, 'To be proud of life, you must have all the joy. Don't let the golden bottle stand in front of the moon. If there are flowers, you must break them when they are needed." "Don't wait until there are no flowers to break branches." I won't argue with you. Originally, I was going to leave, but I stayed specifically after listening to the poem you recited. If you are proud of life, you must have all the joy, and time waits for no one. It reminds me I have to seize the moment. There is something that I have been hiding in my heart for a long time and have been avoiding. But this time it seems that it is time to face it. No matter what the result is, I may leave regrets, but I will not regret it. We are destined to be together in the future. Goodbye, I'll have a drink with you then. Finally, I think you seem to be in trouble, do you need my help?"
"I don't have any trouble, I don't have to worry about it, and then I listen to your tone, is it about women?"
Bai Yang shook his head and said that he was fine, but it was Hua Sanniang and the others who were in trouble. You did it backwards and looked at Shan Qiulin with a playful expression.
"How do you know?"
Shan Qiu was stunned for a moment and said.
"You guessed it. Look, you are so skilled. If it is a matter involving the enemy, you can easily settle it with one sword. Only women can make a knight like you tangled. Am I right?"
Bai Yang smiled.
The so-called hero is short-tempered and his children are in love, so he didn't run away.
"Ha... you don't understand"
Shan Qiulin said a little lonely.
"I can't stand seeing you so entangled. Tell me what's going on, and I'll help you make some suggestions. Maybe you can get your beauty back. Let's talk about it first. I There is a fee”
Bai Yang became interested, let go of the two girls, sat down across from Shan Qiulin and asked enthusiastically.
Hua Sanniang is now ready to eat Bai Yang. If Shan Qiulin is so dangerous, why do you still approach him? Do you think you can't die quickly enough? Also, would you please consider my mother's feelings? I'm such a little naughty person, it's so exciting...
"Aren't you afraid that I will kill you with one sword?"
Shan Qiulin looked at Bai Yang with the corner of his mouth twitching and said speechlessly.
"If you say you want to kill me, don't mention it. If you don't say that you won't kill me, you won't be able to kill me. In this position, your life is actually already under my control. Come on, tell me your story. , if you are confused about anything, I will give you an idea. Again, I will charge a fee."
Bai Yang didn't care about other people's attitudes at all, he looked at Shan Qiulin and urged.
Hundreds of people in the entire inn hall looked at Bai Yang dumbfounded. This man must be mentally ill. By the way, aren't you and Shan Qiulin in a hostile relationship? Why are we still sitting together? And is it really okay for you to inquire about people’s privacy like this? Aren't you afraid that people will kill you
Dan Qiulin was speechless as he looked at the Baiyang class. This was the first time he had encountered such a person climbing up the pole. He didn't know whether it was because Baiyang suited his taste or because of the words Baiyang read. He wanted to talk about it by some strange combination. After a while, he looked around coldly.
"What about that? The boss pays the bill and I have to leave first."
"Check out, I'm very busy"
Immediately, everyone in the lobby became cold, and they very wisely checked out and left, fearing that they would be hacked if they were slow...
"We... go outside and wait for you."
Hua Sanniang was stunned at first, then speechless, then gritted her teeth, and finally warned Bai Yang not to play tricks with her eyes. She left such words dejectedly and ran outside dejectedly.
"Okay, now that everyone is gone, you can say it. You have to say important things three times. I will charge you to help you pick up girls."
In the empty lobby, Bai Yang looked at Shan Qiulin and said.
After being speechless for a moment, Shan Qiulin drank a bottle of wine, and then said with a vicissitudes of life:
"I have a little junior sister who is half a year younger than me. We were both orphans and lived in the same village. When we were both three yuan old, the current master passed by our village and took a fancy to me and wanted to take me on as his disciple. , my junior sister and I originally depended on each other, but if I left, she would have no one to take care of her, so I prayed to the master to accept her, and then came to Qingmu County. While practicing martial arts with the master, I also met the current senior brother... "
"I probably understand"
When Shan Qiulin said this, Bai Yang interrupted him.
"What did you understand?"
Shan Qiulin was stunned, I just started to say okay...
"Look, let me analyze it for you. Is it true that your senior brother is a very nice person, takes good care of you, and is good at martial arts? He often helps and gives you guidance. And then, your martial arts is much worse than him, so your martial arts skills are much worse than his. Little junior sister gradually became a little clinging to him, thus alienating you. Then you practiced martial arts silently, hoping to be strong enough to protect your little junior sister. But now, you have almost disappeared from your junior sister's eyes. There is only your senior brother inside..."
Bai Yang squinted and smiled.
"How did you know?"
Shan Qiulin was dumbfounded.
How do I know? You are being poached. You don’t have to guess. This is all a routine. It’s all played out like this on TV and in novels. If the situation is allowed to continue, you might still be the protagonist in the future. Uh. , it’s too far away...
"Guess, that's not the point. The point is that you want to confess to your junior sister now, right? And then no matter what the result is, it can be regarded as an explanation for yourself?"
Bai Yang continued to ask.
"Yes, I want to express my feelings to her. No matter what the result is, at least I want to let her know that I always have her in my heart."
Shan Qiulin said with a bitter smile.
"stupid"
Bai Yang looked at Shan Qiulin with contempt and said.
"Brother, why do you say that?"
Shan Qiu didn't answer the question.
"I'm telling you, if you show your feelings like this, you are forcing your junior sister to make a choice. You probably have no chance. Once she really makes a choice, you will cry to death."
Bai Yang said with an expression on his face that he had already seen through everything.
"But what can I do? I keep hiding it in my heart. Instead of making myself feel uncomfortable, it's better to end it."
Shan Qiulin shook his head and said.
"If you think so, I guess you can only go and drink the wedding banquet between your junior sister and your senior brother. Let me ask you, do you want your junior sister to fall into your arms?"
Bai Yang curled his lips and asked, well, he is going to start cheating again...
"I want to, but it's impossible."
Shan Qiulin said with a lonely look.
"Nothing is impossible. Of course, it is probably impossible for you, but don't you still have me?"
Bai Yang said, patting his chest.
"you?"
Shan Qiulin asked in shock.
"Yes, I can let you get your little junior sister. Let's agree first. I will charge a fee, but what can you pay?"
Bai Yang said with a smile, like a wolf with a big tail.
Look, this guy has deceived another person with just a few words, and he's about to take the bait.
"If you can make my junior sister fall in love with me, I will give you anything."
Shan Qiulin gritted his teeth and said.
Look, this is a fool. A typical person can say anything when his head is hot, but I like it, hehe...
"Your attitude is very good. I guess you don't have much else to offer other than martial arts. I won't embarrass you. You must first make an oath. If I help you get your little junior sister, you must agree. How about helping me with three things?"
Bai Yang continued to cheat.
You can't say something like letting the other person become your subordinate, that's too much. Such people are arrogant, and if you don't do it well, it will be counterproductive.
"Yes, I swear, if my junior sister falls in love with me with your help, I promise to help you do three things. If you violate this oath, there will be thunder and lightning!"
Shan Qiulin thought for a while, but finally couldn't resist the temptation and nodded.
Look, this guy has been deceived by Bai Yang again. Women are a disaster. Such an awesome person is in Bai Yang's hands just because of a girl. It's sad and pitiful...
"Ahem, although I don't know your junior sister, I have three good strategies here. They are divided into upper, middle and lower. They are from simple to difficult. Do you want a simple method or a more difficult one? The simple method is risky, and the difficult method is Play it safe but take your time”
Bai Yang stretched out three fingers and said.
"What are the three strategies of upper, middle and lower? Can you tell me more specifically?"
Shan Qiulin looked at Bai Yang dumbfounded and asked, is there so much trouble in pursuing a girl? I do not know how
"Listen to me, I will slowly... say it to you. Let's talk about the next step first. It is the simplest and most direct, but effective in keeping. You only need to make an appointment with your junior sister alone, give him some medicine or knock him out or something. It’s up to you to make your own choice, and then you can go straight in, so what, hey, hey, in the end, are you still afraid that your junior sister won’t follow you?”
Bai Yang raised his chin and said.
"No, no, no, this is too mean. How could I do this to my junior sister? No, absolutely not."
After hearing Bai Yang's suggestion, Shan Qiulin shook his head like a rattle and quickly refused.
"I know it won't work. I don't have the middle strategy and the best strategy. Listen to me slowly. Now let's talk about the middle strategy. The previous lower strategy was called attacking the body. It's easy to understand, right? Hehe... The middle strategy is called attacking the enemy. This one Be a little more troublesome. The so-called non-toxic and non-husband, in order to get a girl, for your own happiness, no matter what means. In view of your current situation, your senior brother is your enemy. As long as you kill him, your junior sister will be yours... "
"No, although I like my junior sister very much, my senior brother is a very nice person, how can I kill him?"
Before Bai Yang finished speaking, Shan Qiulin decisively interrupted and shook his head, saying,
"Don't worry, listen to me slowly. I don't mean to ask you to kill your senior brother. I mean, isn't your junior sister in love with your senior brother? You just have to find a way to make your junior sister dislike him. Well, for example, ruining his reputation doesn't matter, right? You let your senior brother suffer a little for the sake of the girl, and you can make up for it later. Specifically, I will give you two examples. Find a way to let your junior sister see your senior brother. On the bad side, for example, your junior sister saw him when he was looking for flowers, or your senior brother saw your senior brother abandoning him, etc. These are all operable. You can ask your senior brother for help. Drink alcohol, go to the sex room with him when he is drunk, stuff a few girls under his bed, and then let your junior sister see it without leaving any trace. As long as you are not an idiot, you should be able to handle this, right? You will always give up on this. Gengjie, if you find a prostitute, remember to be a stranger. When your senior brother and your junior sister are alone together, let the girl hug your senior brother's lap and cry, saying that she is pregnant with him. He doesn’t want a child, but he just wants to make your senior brother miserable. Of course, in this process, you try your best to hide yourself and don’t let your junior sister know that you did it, and you also have to promote yourself without leaving any trace. , and even speak for your senior brother. This is called confusing the opponent, and then giving appropriate comfort to your junior sister when she is sad, and finally making your junior sister realize that your senior brother is a scumbag. In the end, your junior sister has no choice. Of course I can only follow you, this is my middle strategy, no matter how many 'enemies' you have, you can use this method to defeat them."
Bai Yang chattered a lot, and after all the nonsense, his mouth was dry. He picked up the teapot and drank heavily.
To be honest, it’s only thanks to Bai Yang’s brain that he was able to come up with so many solutions in such a short period of time, so why not…
Shan Qiulin was dumbfounded. How could this girl have so many tricks? I've been living like a dog these past few years. I deserve to be single. If I had met Bai Yang earlier, why would I have been depressed for so long
"This is a good idea. I'm not a fool. For the sake of my junior sister, I have no choice but to wrong my senior brother. I'll start planning now. Don't worry, I promise to help you with three things. You can come to me at any time. I'm in Aoki County. , you can find out about me just by asking anyone.”
Shan Qiulin's eyes lit up as he was enlightened, and he stood up impatiently to leave.
"What are you busy with? You're not in a hurry. Don't you want to hear the best advice?"
Bai Yang's words made Shan Qiulin stop. He sat down again and looked at Bai Yang with burning eyes and asked:
"Then tell me what the best solution is."
He was convinced, truly convinced. Zhongce was already so impressive, but Shangce still hadn't taken off.
"The lowest strategy is to attack the body, the middle strategy is to attack the enemy. This is the best strategy, it is called attacking the heart!"
Bai Yang squinted his eyes and said, all he needed was a feather fan.
"What exactly?"
Shan Qiulin asked with a blink of an eye.
"The specifics are also very simple. The so-called everything depends on man-made things. There will be no pie in the sky. If you don't have my ability, no girl will automatically run into your arms. The so-called heart attack means to win the heart of your junior sister. How to do it specifically? You have to start with the small details first. The so-called idiots are afraid of pestering men. If you have nothing to do, go to your junior sister’s place to make your presence felt, give some small things, show some concern, etc. But remember, you must go to the end and not go too far. Do not have any thoughts of repayment, just show concern. This is what warm men do. Over the years, you will erode her heart bit by bit, and finally, silently, her heart will be sapped by you. Of course, this is not enough. You have to increase your weight, such as improving your martial arts. This can give her a sense of security. You can also find a down-and-out scholar and ask him to write some poems for you. If you have nothing to do, give it to her. Your junior sister is playing with it, showing your talents, and then reading more touching stories, telling it to your junior sister if nothing happens, deceiving her tears, etc. In short, it is moisturizing things and occupying her heart silently, but these are not enough , and finally a fatal blow!"
When he said this, Bai Yang stopped again. He was so thirsty and wanted to drink water...
"What is a fatal blow?"
Shan Qiulin asked with impatient mood in his dumbfounded eyes.
"The so-called fatal blow is divided into three stages. When you use the best strategy, you must also use the middle strategy at the same time. When your senior brother's weight is negligible in your junior sister's heart, you find an opportunity to be in danger at the same time as your junior sister. , experiencing life and death, you stand up to protect her with your life when it is most dangerous. Remember to act as a tear-jerker. It is best to ask her to leave quickly when you are about to die. Anyway, do it yourself, remember not to You are really killing yourself. As the saying goes, a friend in need is a friend indeed, and true love exists in life and death. In this way, can your little junior sister's heart escape your grasp? By this time, your junior sister is almost yours. In the end, use a trick. She won't refuse and just give in to you half-heartedly. You have to be thick-skinned. Don't be embarrassed. That's all. In short, just take her body in one fell swoop and go straight to Huanglong... cough Hey, what a good thing to achieve... use the upper, middle and lower strategies, attack from all directions from sea, land and air... Well... in short, your little junior sister is yours!"
Bai Yang finished speaking in one breath and breathed a long sigh of relief. Is it easy for me to fool someone? I...
“…”
Shan Qiulin fainted. Looking at Bai Yang was no different from seeing God.
"Brother, I'm convinced. Originally, I didn't have any hope of getting my junior sister to fall in love with me. But after your guidance, I found it is too easy. I'm not a fool. If I have a method, I can do better. You can Wait for my good news, and I will treat you to a wedding banquet when the time comes. I will never forget your great kindness."
For a long time, Shan Qiulin watched Bai Yang clasping his fists and saying gratefully.
Where are you from? I haven’t used my twelve moves, thirty-two moves, seventy-two moves, one hundred and eighty moves, and you’ve already accepted them...
(The two chapters combined are more than 6,600 words. Because they are too long, especially the long dialogues, which are troublesome to revise, I am late. Please forgive me. Well, everyone is interested in experimenting with these three strategies. Stone is not responsible for the result.) (To be continued.)