His expression was frozen for a moment. Bai Yang first looked at Shan Qiulin, who had an indifferent expression, and then looked at the table that was split in two, and his eyes slowly narrowed.
The cracked area on the table was as smooth as a mirror, without any burrs. The fruits on the table fell to the floor.
Thinking back again, Shan Qiulin swung his sword so simply before. The wooden sword made of dead branches crossed the table, and then the table cracked. His movements were not very fast and could be seen clearly with the naked eye, but the result was so shocking. !
Staring at Dan Qiulin, Bai Yang asked in a strange tone: "No, I said Lao Dan, what do you mean?"
"Life is a long road. When time passes and the wind and smoke are gone, even if you have extraordinary skills, you are still in a dilemma of love and hate. Later, your heart will be broken. Later, you will be numb and dull, angry, sad and crazy. Finally, your eyes will be confused..." Shan Qiu Lin looked up at the sky and murmured to himself in a calm tone.
Lao Dan, when did you become a poet? Bai Yang narrowed his eyes again and said, "What nonsense? I'm asking you something. Don't talk to me about these useless things."
With a chuckle, Shan Qiulin asked: "Bai Yang, countless people in the world want to climb to the top and live forever and overlook the world. However, in a few decades of life, you can see all the joys and sorrows of the world, birth, old age, sickness and death, and flowers bloom and wither. What's the use of immortality?" "
The two of them are not on the same channel at all...
"What do you want to express?" Bai Yang had already started to grind his teeth.
"With the sword as your companion, this life may not be bad." Shan Qiulin concluded with these words.
The two of them didn't answer the questions asked, and each said something incomprehensible.
Mao Mao and the others were watching from the side, a little confused, and their thinking circuit couldn't keep up with Bai Yang's rhythm.
"So, Jiang Shan and the others must have talked to you a lot before, and then you want to practice sword practice again?" Bai Yang asked with a wink.
"After I completely let go and gave up everything that day, after a period of calmness, I discovered that there are actually many interesting things in the world. For example, the wooden sword in my hand obviously did not use much strength, and it obviously did not use much force. It's fast, has no real energy, but can cut open a table. I think I should be able to study this magical state and pass the boring time for the rest of my life," Shan Qiulin continued.
Bai Yang gritted his teeth and said angrily, "I'm just asking you what do you mean? Why are you pulling so much nonsense on me?"
"Um, aren't you asking why I can cut open a table with a fragile wooden sword? Let me tell you, this is a brand new experience..." Shan Qiulin said in shock for a moment.
"Lao Dan, you've had enough. Let me ask you, I'm sitting here properly, and I haven't eaten much of the fruits on the table. You flipped the table over for me. What do you mean? It's ruining the place, right?" Bai Yang pointed out. Zhu Shan Qiulin was extremely speechless.
Is it magical that you cut through the table with a wooden sword? Only ghosts are interested in this. Physics explains it easily. Let alone a wooden sword, it is just a piece of paper. If you use the angle, speed and strength, you can cut through bamboo chopsticks. Even water can be cut through high pressure. Steel plate, are you interested in studying the physics of cutting off a table with a wooden sword
"I… "
At this moment, Dan Qiulin was speechless. Brother, can you be any more unreliable? Don't you think it's magical at all
What a magical yarn. Bai Yang got up and patted his butt. You can play by yourself, boss. Who is in the mood to discuss physics, psychology, and the physical manifestations of spiritual things with you...
The blind Shan Qiulin's mouth twitched, he stroked the wooden sword in his hand and fell into deep thought. He didn't know what he was thinking.
"Hey, Old Dan, what's the point of that sword of yours? Also, are you ready to practice again?" Bai Yang, who had walked a few steps away, suddenly stopped and asked.
"I thought you weren't curious. Let me tell you, when a person is completely calm, he will have a special feeling when doing anything. Just like the sword just now, naturally, I think it should be swung out like that..., yes. , I am ready to start practicing again. Before, I abandoned my cultivation, my muscles and veins were damaged, and I lost a hand. My whole body’s muscles and veins are not intact. I’m afraid it will be difficult for me to achieve anything again. But it doesn’t matter. I don’t pursue the realm of martial arts. So I want to continue practicing, I just want to try out what kind of effect it will have when that state is combined with blood, energy and essence..." Shan Qiulin explained to Bai Yang where he was sitting.
However, Bai Yang didn't listen at all...
"Bing'er, Kitty has just started martial arts. She doesn't understand many things. You have to give her some guidance. Jie'er, Kitty wants to learn cooking. You can teach her when you have nothing to do..." Bai Yang looked at the four sisters Bingqing and Yujie. said.
After he finished, he looked at Shan Qiulin and asked, "What did you just say?"
"Nothing," Shan Qiulin sighed, feeling that no one in this world could understand him.
Did I miss something? Bai Yang scratched his head.
Also, you are dishonest, Old Dan. Before, you said that your extraordinary skills were useless. Now you know it’s funny? This is not a contradiction.
Well, what Bai Yang said just now was just a casual question. Who is interested in knowing what magical insights your boss has
"Isn't it just martial arts? Seeing how evil you are talking about, Old Dan, let me tell you, I have also decided to start practicing, and I am practicing the Secret Code of Thunder, one of the ten most amazing skills in the world. How about it? Are you scared?" Bai Yang shouted at Shan Qiulin.
Shan Qiulin didn't want to talk to Bai Yang, so he took a piece of wood and thought about it by himself.
do not trust me? Just wait, wait for me to shock your eyes after I master the Secret Code of Thunder.
Bai Yang groaned in his heart and turned around to leave.
Why is it that the Yin God is afraid of electricity? This is interesting. If you cultivate into the Secret Code of Thunder, wouldn't it mean that you won't be afraid of the Yin God again in the future
After returning to the house and flashing back to the earth, Bai Yang went to buy a diesel generator, a transformer and a voltage regulator, etc. He spent several hours in a circle and came back with a bunch of things.
Because his physique is different from that of people in this world, he cannot practice the martial arts secrets he has come into contact with before. Even the more advanced Bai Yang obtained from the Xue family's treasury has quietly tried it, but it still doesn't work, so Bai Yang can only put his idea into practice. Hit the Thunder Codex.
Others are unable to practice because they cannot withstand the thunder that fills their bodies. I am different. The generator generates electricity and the transformer adjusts the voltage, so I am stress-free every minute.
Bai Yang had this idea before, but there were too many things to do and he didn't have time. He also felt that his physique was different from here, and he probably didn't have much hope, so he didn't pay much attention to it. But when he saw Yin Shen being raped by Hu Zi last night After the electric rod in his hand was extinguished, Bai Yang was no longer calm. If he mastered the Secret Code of Thunder, Yin Shen, will you try to mess with me again? A slap that will knock you out of your wits!
Bai Yang hid in the house alone and tinkered, quickly assembling the things.
"I hope I can succeed. If I don't succeed, I might be laughed at by Lao Dan. In fact, it doesn't matter if I don't succeed. From now on, I will carry an electric prod with me, and then use it to fool Lao Dan, a blind man, into saying that I have succeeded. Anyway, He can't see..."
Looking at the assembled generators and other equipment, Bai Yang muttered in his mouth and at the same time, used transparent glue to attach a copper wire to his body. The copper wire was connected to the transformer and the voltage was adjusted to the minimum. Well, he was afraid of pain...
The generator started buzzing, he assumed a fixed posture for the Thunder Secret Code practice, adjusted his breathing rhythm, and then started.
Breathe... Breathe... Breathe... Breathe...
Well, Bai Yang's cultivation is not serious at all, and it doesn't have the nervousness and anticipation of others...
According to the special breathing rhythm of the Thunder Secret Code, Bai Yang began to try to practice.
“…”
After a few minutes, he scratched his head in shock.
no feelings…
According to the Thunder Secret Code, after the Heavenly Thunder Initiation and practicing the Thunder Secret Code, your whole body will feel numb, and you can obviously feel that your physical condition is improving. However, after trying it for a few minutes, Bai Yang found that he didn't feel anything at all.
"Is it because the battery is low?"
Not believing in evil, he increased the voltage a few times and tried again, but still didn't feel anything...
Again, still no feeling.
"I believed your lies," Bai Yang gritted his teeth, "I won't be able to practice martial arts in this life, right?"
I turned the voltage up again and I wiped it. His whole body trembled, his whole body felt numb and his hair stood on end!
Well, this does not mean that his practice is effective, but that the body's normal reaction is stimulated by the electric current...
Although he adjusted the voltage several times, it was actually not high. It was much lower than the voltage of an electric mosquito swatter. It was estimated that mosquitoes would not be electrocuted to death.
Resisting the strange feeling of being electrocuted, he continued to try to practice.
Then, ten minutes later, there was still no normal reaction from practicing the Thunder Secret Code.
"Are you playing with me?"
I gritted my teeth and adjusted the voltage again, but the paralysis still didn't work.
He adjusted the voltage more than ten times in a row and worked for several hours. It was already dark, but he still couldn't practice the Secret Code of Thunder normally.
At first, the voltage was low and he couldn't feel anything when connected to his body. In the end, the voltage made him feel a strong tingling sensation, and he still couldn't practice the Secret Code of Thunder...
"I don't want to practice anymore. I'm numb. I have nothing to do with martial arts in this life. I can go to whoever I want. I don't have the genes to practice knitting. If I want to make fun of you, just make fun of me." Finally, Bai Yang got angry and pulled off the copper wire on his body and quit. .
Going out with an afro, he needed to divert his attention to relieve his depression.
As soon as I went out, I saw the kitten standing at the door holding food.
"Master, what are you...?" Mao Mao looked at Bai Yang's afro with a look of astonishment on his face.
After being electrocuted for several hours, Bai Yang's hair stood up and wouldn't go down anymore.
He touched his hair, flicked it, pressed it down and it curled up again. Bai Yang smiled awkwardly and said, "It's okay. I happen to be hungry. Let's eat."
He secretly tried to practice the Secret Code of Thunder for several hours, but failed, so he stopped telling people about it to make people laugh.
The kitten was serving Bai Yang to eat, with a strange look on his face. What's wrong with the young master? Why do you feel like you have a grudge against the food, yet you can still eat with gritted teeth
"By the way, Master, Huzi has returned to the Calabash Valley and brought five hundred people back to protect the Master's safety." Mao Mao didn't dwell on Bai Yang's afro and his mood for eating for long, and said while picking up vegetables for him.
While talking, Xiaomao also placed a jar on the table and pushed it towards Baiyang.
"Tsk, just right, let Huzi do it later," Bai Yang said with his eyes shining.
I can't practice the Secret Code of Thunder, can Huzi and the others do it? After all, we are people from this world. If it works, tsk tsk, my brother is awesome. A group of subordinates who practice the top ten miraculous arts in the world will protect me. I will ask who else!
After saying that, Bai Yang looked at the jar on the table and asked, "Cat, what is this?"
"This is the earth milk essence that Huzi brought for the young master," the kitten replied...
(Can you guess Stone My routine?) (To be continued.)