It’s hard for a hero to be a beauty, and it’s hard for a hero to be a beauty since ancient times. No matter how gorgeous you are, no matter how gorgeous you are, once you fall silent in the world of a young lady, no matter how outstanding a character you are, you will have to succumb to two long legs!
Obviously, the Jun Niansheng in front of him was such a guy. He was a master of martial arts and the top candidate in the imperial examination, but he lost his temper in front of the woman he loved.
Therefore, this guy came to his door, and Bai Yang felt that he would be sorry if he didn't lead him to the wrong path!
With a slight cough, Bai Yang looked at the night sky with the lonely expression of a master and said: "When it comes to coaxing women (and deceiving people), I'm afraid there are few people in this world who can compare to me!"
Holding half a jar of wine, Jun Niansheng looked at Bai Yang dumbfounded. In his eyes, the image of Bai Yang suddenly became taller, making people look up at him. The posture of standing at the pinnacle of a certain field made him feel like he was Incredibly small.
Subconsciously, he put down the wine jar and said to Bai Yang cautiously: "Brother Bai, please give me some advice! You don't know, I've been worried to death during this period. If you can teach me two tricks, I will be very grateful!"
Did you see that for the sake of my little sister, Jun Niansheng gave up all his moral integrity? The grandson of the prime minister, a master of martial arts, and the number one scholar in the imperial examination, he lowered himself to call himself the younger brother...
Sure enough, singles can ignore anything when they get angry, regardless of national boundaries or even planes!
"Seeing Brother Jun's sincere attitude, I will teach you a trick." Bai Yang felt that he had pretended enough, and said with a blank look on his face, as if he was impressed by you.
"All ears." Jun Niansheng nodded and almost took out a small notebook.
With a mysterious smile, Bai Yang didn't immediately say anything long. Instead, he turned to look at the room in front of him and said, "Brother Jun, what do you think that is?"
"Um, house? Does this have something to do with what we are talking about?" Jun Niansheng didn't understand, but in his mind, his IQ of 250 moved him to think quickly. What is the secret connection between this
No matter how high his IQ is, he can't keep up with Bai Yang. How can you figure out Bai Yang's unreliability
Just listen to Bai Yang say: "I'm not talking about the house, but above the house."
"Above the house? The night sky?" Jun Niansheng looked confused. Why did he get further and further away
Bai Yang turned his head, looked at Jun Niansheng's face and said, "Forget it, don't guess, I'm talking about the tiles on the roof."
There were already mosquito coils in Jun Niansheng's eyes, and he asked like a fool: "Tiles? What do you mean?"
Taking a deep breath, Bai Yang said with a crackling expression on his face: "I'm playing the piano to a cow but I won't argue with you": "Brother Jun, in our hometown, there is a saying that if you don't hit a creature like a woman for three days, If you dare to go to the house, to put it bluntly, you have to deal with it. The more you spoil her, the more energetic you will be. Therefore, when dealing with a woman, you have to take a tough stance, release the man's masculinity, and calm her down. **Her, train her... Ahem, I digressed, let's get back to the topic. In short, human nature worships the strong. As long as you take a tough stance and make women feel weak and sincerely convinced by you, in that way, It’s not that you’re crazy and I’m stupid, you’re a tree and I’m a vine, entwined to the end of the world… Do you understand?”
Bang... The wine jar in Jun Niansheng's hand fell to the ground and shattered into pieces. After listening to Bai Yang's crackling bluff, his head went blank.
Everyone admires the strong. This seems to be true. During this period of time, I seemed to be too compliant with sister Caiyue, which made her more and more enthusiastic. It seems like this is really the case...
Combining his own reality with Bai Yang's theory, the more he thought about it, the more he was right. He couldn't help but have a doubt in his heart. Could it be that he was really too obedient to the other party during this period, and that's why Sister Caiyue got into trouble
Bai Yang looked at Jun Niansheng's expression as if he had some enlightenment, and almost laughed in his heart. In the face of love, not only will a woman's IQ drop, but a man can become a fool. Did you see how smart this Jun Niansheng is? He was fooled by me. La!
Striking while the iron is hot, Bai Yang said seductively: "So, you have to be aloof and don't be too obedient to her. There is affection between you. If necessary, you can even distance yourself from her, so that she will feel worried about gains and losses. Women are strange. Biological creature, the more alienated you are, the more curious and flustered she will be. She will wonder if you don't love her anymore, if you have a dog outside... Oh no, there is someone else, etc.