There was a 'violent storm' last night, but the next day the clouds cleared and the fog cleared, and it was another beautiful day with bright sunshine.
In the early morning, Bai Yang leaned on the bedside and stared at the sky outside the window in a daze.
Are you now a man
I glanced at the sleeping kitten next to me. Gee, this feels pretty good...
Eyelashes trembling, the kitten opened its eyes in a daze, looked at Baiyang, lowered his head a little shyly, and said while standing up:
"I'm sorry, Master, the kitten overslept. I'm going to make you something to eat."
Seeing the kitten frowning subconsciously, Bai Yang quickly pressed her down and said:
"Don't move. You have been seriously injured. Your mission today is to have a good rest. I can also do things like eating. You have served me for so long, so I will serve you today."
"That's not possible, Master..."
The kitten had a panicked look on his face, and there was nothing like the expression of a master serving his servants.
"You must listen to me today"!
Baiyang put on a serious face and really calmed the kitten...
However, the result was that Bai Yang almost set the tree house on fire. He really didn't know how to use firewood. In the end, the kitten dragged his injured body and cooked a barbecue, and the two of them avoided the embarrassing situation of starvation. .
If there is a gas induction cooker or something that I can take care of, well, it will definitely be possible! Bai Yang said in his heart...
After the meal, Bai Yang let the kitten have a good rest. After all, what did he do to me? He had to stay with him, so he cooed with the kitten for two hours. In the end, the kitten suffered a 'bleeding injury' last night. He drifted off to sleep.
Bai Yang couldn't rest and went out to wander in the village after the kitten fell asleep. He saw Lan Shuang and Niu Jian being watched by a group of people, so he curiously went over to take a look.
"It turned out to be martial arts training."
Bai Yang murmured, then he poked his head around to watch.
"Mr. Bai"
As if knowing that Bai Yang was watching from the side, Lan Shuang stopped to say hello, dancing a long sword like a halo.
"Morning, you continue"
Bai Yang waved his hand and said.
The so-called experts can tell whether there is something right as soon as they make a move. Lan Shuang and Niu Jian, two real martial artists from Deyang Town, the martial arts training scene is much more beautiful than the blind gestures of the villagers in Godo Village. The long sword dance should be legendary. The splashing water couldn't get in, and the stick made a whining sound when it was swung, like a dull thunder. At first glance, it looked like a master, a master, a master...
Bai Yang couldn't help but think in his heart, and then he became jealous, thinking that no matter how good your martial arts are, I don't believe you can resist the rocket launcher! Anyone who is more coquettish than me is a heretic and should be burned to death...
"Mr. Bai... Good morning~~ah..."
Niu Jian, who was carrying a long metal stick, raised his head and looked at the bright white sun that had almost reached the treetops. He scratched his head and looked at Bai Yang's greeting, which was particularly awkward.
"You haven't left yet"
Hey, look at Bai Yang's mouth, others just think he got up late, he opens his mouth and chases people away...
"I'll leave soon"
Lan Shuang's face twitched and he said, "We can't stay in this place anymore."
Bai Yang turned around and clenched his fists, thinking that there is nothing great about martial arts. I just don’t want to practice. If I take ten minutes to practice every day, I will save every minute to beat you. Well, I will beat you a hundred times in my heart...
"Mr. Bai..."
Lan Shuang's voice came from behind.
"what's up"
Bai Yang turned around and said impatiently.
"That is, you won't think about what we talked about last night anymore"
"Let's talk about it later..."
Bai Yang waved his hand with a sly look on his face, "Hey, you don't understand what I'm saying!"
After he finished, he slapped his forehead, looked at Lan Shuang's eyes and asked:
"Hey, let me ask you something."
"Mr. Bai, please speak"
Bai Yang made some gestures, and said sheepishly: "I just want to ask, is there any way to make a person who doesn't know anything about martial arts quickly become a master? Well, especially don't be too tired, it's best to sit down It can become great."
Under the disdainful looks of Lan Shuang and Niu Jian, Bai Yang quickly added: "I mainly think that these villagers' martial arts are too low. Just ask, I have no interest in martial arts or anything like that."
"Yes, I have"
Lan Shuang nodded.
Bai Yang's eyes lit up and asked: "What should we do specifically?"
"Just go back to bed now, cover yourself with a quilt, close your eyes, and dream"!
Lan Shuang counterattacked Bai Yang without hesitation.
"If Mr. Bai finds that method, please inform me."
On the side, Niu Jian continued to hit the target.
Hey, I have such a bad temper that Bai Yang feels unhappy. Is it wrong for me to just sit back and become more powerful? You do not want? Is it wrong for me to be afraid of getting tired
After a short silence, Bai Yang curled his lips and pointed at Lan Shuang Ye Niu Jian and said:
"You are practicing martial arts in the wrong direction. You don't even have a clear goal on the road to martial arts. If you follow the secrets and practice blindly, you will never become a real martial arts master in your life. If you ask me, I can give you a few words and you will benefit. lifelong"!
After saying that, Bai Yang raised his chin with an expression that said, "Please beg me quickly."
Lan Shuang and Niu Jian looked constipated. Your little arms and legs are not even big enough for me to press on with one finger. Why don't you just leave it here for us
In order to make Bai Yang look embarrassed, Lan Shuang clenched his fists and bent slightly and joked:
"Please give me some advice, Mr. Bai"
"I'm worth a fortune, and the fees are very expensive."
Bai Yang continued to make a fuss.
"If what Mr. Bai said can really help my martial arts, I am willing to agree to Mr. Bai's condition unconditionally"!
"me too"
Lan Shuang and Niu Jian said one after another that they were determined to eat Bai Yang.
We are not as good as you when it comes to conspiracy and intrigue, but when it comes to martial arts, Mr. Bai, you'd better go and cool off.
"Words are unfounded"
Bai Yang continued to make a fuss.
"If we can't do it, humans and gods will abandon the sky and strike with thunder."
Lan Shuang and Niu Jian looked at each other jokingly and swore to the sky.
Bai Yang was still at the stage where he swore bullshit on the earth. Just as he was about to say something sarcastic, there was a muffled sound in the clear sky. Then he thought that this place was a fantasy world, and the oaths should not be messed up. hair!
Then, he, who is not stupid, understood why the villagers of Gordo Village and the kitten were so single-minded after they pledged their allegiance to him. Although they did not swear an oath, promises should be extremely important here.
"Mr. Bai"
Seeing that Bai Yang didn't speak, Lan Shuang opened his mouth to remind him.
"Ahem... Then I'll start directly, starting with you."
Bai Yang put one hand behind his back, pretended to observe Lan Shuang, pointed at him and said:
"It makes sense to say that your martial arts training is in the wrong direction. Let me ask you first, your martial arts must be light and agile, right?"
"indeed so"
Lan Shuang did not deny this.
"Then the question arises. The so-called light route is more about speed, right?"
Lan Shuang thought for a while and nodded, not denying this.
Hey, you idiot was fooled by Bai Yang into becoming serious.
"So, since it's about speed, why do you have to do so many fancy moves? What's the use of the so-called moves? As long as you're fast enough, it doesn't even need to be fast, just a little faster than the enemy, you are the ultimate Victor, do you admit this?"
Lan Shuang stared at Bai Yang, unable to refute. He opened his mouth and was speechless.
"As the saying goes, martial arts in the world are all about speed. If you only practice one sword, throw away all the moves, and make this sword extremely fast, who is your opponent in this world?"
Bai Yang's final word was not loud, but it was like a thunder exploded in Lan Shuang's mind. The hairs all over his body stood up. A feeling of suddenly clearing the clouds and seeing the sun suddenly emerged. He stood there in a daze, forgetting everything.
Niu Jian beside him swallowed his saliva, looked at Bai Yang and asked tremblingly: "What about Mr. Bai, what about me?"
Successfully deceived one person, yeah! Bai Yang made a scissor gesture in his mind, then looked at Niu Jian with a stinking look on his face, curled his lips and said:
"Are you taking the power route?"
"Yes, yes, my Niu family's martial arts skills focus on strength, sinking, opening, closing..."
"Stop, stop, stop, don't give me those useless tricks (actually Bai Yang doesn't understand). Since you are taking the strength route, why are you giving me so many moves? You just need to constantly enhance your own strength and throw away all the When you encounter an enemy, no matter how subtle his moves are, you just hit him with a stick with overwhelming force. As long as you have enough strength, who can defeat him?"
Okay, he said this again.
"This this… "
Niu Jian was successfully fooled.
"Remember, this is called breaking all laws with one force"!
Bai Yang said word by word.
Boom, Niu Jian's hair stood on end, and his whole body suddenly became enlightened... Well, I just said this...
The two of them stood motionless and consumed Bai Yang's words. The more they thought about it, the more profound and correct they became. A feeling that the road to martial arts would be unobstructed from now on arose spontaneously...
"Mr. Bai, I have learned a lesson"!
After a long time, the two of them came to their senses, with expressions of admiration on their faces. They even knelt down and bowed to Bai Yang as disciples!
"Master Bai..."
The two said in unison.
Then Bai Yang was confused by the actions of the two people. What is this? I am just fooling you. In fact, I know nothing. This is what I saw on TV...
(In fact, this is also a kind of transfer, a transfer of cultural concepts. Do you agree? Finally, please vote for recommendations and support in collections)
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