Tracing tasks:
Target: Southeast Asian head-down masters
name: unknown
Hazard level: a
Sex: Male
Case report: In January, Foshan, Shunde, and Zhaoqing in Guangdong received six reports. After investigation by exorcists, it was discovered that there were large-scale activities of head-removing masters. On February 3, the investigation aroused the vigilance of the Jiangtou division, and the building was empty. According to the analysis of the Guangzhou Drive Committee, it is suspected that the head-down master is still lurking among the people.
Historical reports show that the various factions of the Nanyang Lowering Head Division have fought in Guangdong Province, which is suspected to be related to the "Nuo" shown in the file.
Investigation report on "Nuo": (to be completed).
[For details, please contact the Information Department of the China Drive Commission
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Firecrackers in Guangzhou are like a convulsion. Although fireworks and firecrackers have long been banned in the city, when the Chinese New Year approaches, there are still children who occasionally set off two kicks. The night before yesterday, Xiang Cheng was playing with Chi Xiaoduo's garden hot spring, and was almost scared by the firecrackers flying in from outside.
Chi Xiaoduo's biggest dream in life since he was a child is to celebrate the New Year. When he was a child, he hoped to be with his parents. When he grew up, when his grandmother passed away, he fantasized about having a handsome lover to spend the New Year with him. Of course, before I met Xiang Cheng, I had good wishes every year, hoping that single dogs could have someone to accompany them in the coming year, and that every year they would be empty.
But now, everything is different wahhahaha—
What's mine is mine—everything about this guy is mine!
Chi Xiaoduo threw himself on Xiang Cheng, rubbed and kissed, Xiang Cheng was asleep, he raised a hand in a daze, and hugged Chi Xiaoduo in his arms.
"Don't make trouble..." Xiang Cheng said.
Chi Xiaoduo lay on Xiang Cheng's body, kissed him on the lips, and kissed, Xiang Cheng regained consciousness.
"What time is it?" Xiang Cheng asked, then glanced at the time, and was shocked: "It's so late?"
"Did you drink too much last night?" Chi Xiaoduo couldn't laugh or cry.
Xiang Cheng scratched his head, Chi Xiaoduo went to bed early last night, Qi Wei came over to discuss things with Xiang Cheng, Xiang Cheng didn't go to sleep until midnight.
"I didn't drink much." Xiang Cheng said with a smile, turned over and hugged Chi Xiaoduo, smelling of alcohol, Chi Xiaoduo pushed him, Xiang Cheng carried Chi Xiaoduo to take a bath, and tossed in the bathroom, I didn't go out until twelve o'clock and returned from the end.
Another year, approaching the end of the year, debt collectors are chasing debts, those who pay back money are paying back money, those who are in arrears are in arrears, those who are in arrears are in arrears, those who are chasing performance are chasing performance, those who are forced to marry are forced to marry, and those who are crying poor are crying poor. Everyone is so busy. Only Xiang Cheng and Chi Xiaoduo wandered around.
Xiang Cheng's attention was only focused on how to give Chi Xiaoduo a New Year's Eve, and he wanted to give Chi Xiao many surprises, while Chi Xiaoduo's attention was focused on Xiang Cheng's money being able to earn another year's interest.
The demon seed was destroyed. After Xiang Cheng returned to Guangzhou and settled down, it took more than half a year to settle down. Chi Xiaoduo suddenly found that the fixed profit of more than 90 million yuan a year was not enough to spend. Buying a villa and bringing a On the top of the mountain, 30 million will be removed, and a group of monsters, monster cars, monster pets, etc. will be raised... Fengli will rebuild the holy land there, and buy magic materials from the exorcism committee. Tens of thousands of monsters will go outside If you go to practice, you have to prepare a shuttle bus to pick you up, and the 50 million yuan is gone.
In this way, there is 10 million spare cash left, and life is tight, and there is a feeling of being stretched. Feng Li's suggestion is to make some investments and find an agent to manage the money. Chi Xiaoduo will not know it at all. , and asked Huangshan to find someone to do it.
Xiang Cheng didn't worry about money at all, he just thought about how to play with Chi Xiaoduo in different ways every day.
"I said..." Chi Xiaoduo and Xiang Cheng walked on the flower market holding hands, with Lang Quan holding a large bunch of peach blossoms behind him.
"Buy." Xiang Cheng said.
"That's not it!" Chi Xiaoduo replied: "Let's go to pick up some missions in the spring, right? I think the drive committee is still catching monsters."
Chi Xiaoduo and Xiang Cheng officially took over the Holy Land, and the Jiuhuamen, which was previously led by Zheng Que, was also taken over by Chen Zhen. inside. In order for the monster race and humans to coexist peacefully, Chi Xiaoduo signed a 13-point peace agreement with Lin Yurou on behalf of Xiang Cheng.
The specific content of the agreement is to restrain the demon clan. There are still demons active in the world. These demons do not belong to the Holy Land. Hand over the monsters that can be educated to Xiang Cheng.
In exchange, Xiang Cheng must also restrain the monsters in the holy land, not to invade the human world, and only allowed to move within certain specific ranges far away from human habitats.
Xiang Cheng said: "Didn't you form a monster alliance with Feng Li?"
"That's what you said." Chi Xiaoduo said, "But I always feel that it's a bit unreliable to let monsters catch monsters."
Xiang Cheng said: "It's enough to put our names on it and let the monsters pick up the missions. By the way, we can earn some grade points."
Chi Xiaoduo didn't know whether to laugh or cry, the two bought couplets at the market, Xiang Cheng read a lot of them, and they all hated not having his own handwriting that looked good.
"What did Qi Wei come to see you for yesterday?" Chi Xiaoduo asked.
Xiang Cheng was choosing the red paper, bowed his head and kissed Chi Xiaoduo, and said, "Let me help you propose."
"Oh oh oh!" Chi Xiaoduo seemed to have heard a shocking gossip, and said, "Is he finally getting married? Who is he?"
Xiang Cheng thought for a while and said, "A very ordinary girl."
"Very ordinary?" Chi Xiaoduo was a little surprised.
"En." Xiang Cheng picked out the inkstone, and Chao Chi Xiaoduo said, "What's wrong?"
"How common is it?" Chi Xiaoduo said, "Is it the common definition of 'I don't know the meteorite rainstorm technique and I'm not a descendant of the Xuanyuan family'?"
Xiang Cheng smiled and said, "It's not an exorcist. The subject is a teacher in a kindergarten, father is a math teacher in the middle school attached to China Normal University, and mother is a housewife."
Chi Xiaoduo: "..."
"So amazing?" Chi Xiaoduo said.
"Boss, take that piece from Chunmi Pavilion and come over to see the ghost hand masseur." Xiang Cheng said to the boss.
"Chen Mo wants twenty-eight thousand." The boss said.
"Okay." Xiang Cheng said: "That's it." Then he said to Chi Xiaoduo: "Isn't it amazing? Aren't we the same?"
Chi Xiaoduo thought so too.
Xiang Cheng asked Lang Quan to come out with a Langhao pen and a pile of chicken blood inkstones, and said casually: "You are so outstanding, you also have a crush on me who is so ordinary. It can be seen that love has always been unreasonable."
Chi Xiaoduo wanted to say the opposite! Ba Snake King, you are so ordinary!
Qi Wei called again, apparently he hadn't thought of a way to propose marriage, Xiang Cheng has never been very romantic, the only way to make a fool of Xiaoduo was learned in "The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me", but how to propose marriage Whether it's flowers, hot air balloons, or helicopters, those sets have been used over and over again, so I had to turn to Chi Xiaoduo for help.
"Hey?" Chi Xiaoduo said, "I have an idea! Why don't we propose during Chinese New Year?"
Xiang Cheng thought for a while and said, "That's a good idea. I'll call a few monsters over, and let's spread red envelopes together?"
Chi Xiaoduo: "You can't waste it like this."
Xiang Cheng: "Qi Wei pays."
Xiang Cheng had nothing to do anyway, so he changed into a Tang suit, and Chi Xiaoduo and Chi Xiaoduo wore short jackets, set up a stall outside Magnolia Flower Lane, and wrote Spring Festival couplets for the exorcists. Although everyone takes different paths to enter Magnolia Alley, there is only one exit.
Xiang Cheng's pen was like a snake, and the couplets he wrote caused a sensation, especially the four characters "one yuan begins again, everything renews", which has the true meaning of cursive script, and there was a fight for Xiang Cheng's characters outside.
Qi Wei also came. This was the third day that Qi Wei found Xiang Cheng, and the marriage proposal had not yet been settled.
Chi Xiaoduo was scribbling on the sidelines, and the writing was crooked. Xiang Cheng's Spring Festival couplets were all snatched up, and no one else would read Chi Xiaoduo's writing. Only Lang Quan held Chi Xiaoduo's couplet and decided to dry it and stick it outside his kennel.
"You've been so haggard lately." Chi Xiaoduo said to Qi Wei.
Qi Wei couldn't laugh or cry: "It's hard to meet someone I like, but you can help me find a way."
Speaking of Qi Wei's fiancée, there is indeed a bit of a relationship. The two first met in Shennongjia. That time the object went on a trip, and Qi Wei went to investigate a savage incident. After drilling in the rocky forest of Shennongjia for almost a month, he was attacked by a group of crocodiles. The demon ambushed him, and he came out covered in tatters, with his wallet and shoes gone, and he was in a mess.
It just so happened that the fiancée was taking pictures with her best friend on a remote path, and when the savage Qi Wei appeared, they were quite frightened. Qi Wei had no choice but to find someone to borrow money to go down the mountain, and finally got into the car chartered by the girl.
After returning to Guangzhou, Qi Wei would meet with the girl named Han Rou from time to time to chat and eat. Qi Wei told her that he was a middle school physical education teacher. Rou can also believe this, and gradually falls in love with Qi Wei.
At first Qi Wei just wanted to take care of Han Rou and give her a favor, so he accidentally went to the kindergarten once, and when he saw Han Rou teaching the children, he was inexplicably moved.
However, the Qi family is not a vegetarian. If Qi Wei's uncles knew about this, they would definitely not approve of it. What are you kidding? The orthodox lineage of Master Feng Shui, the Qi family after Patriarch Panlong, talk about such a person
"What do you like about her?" Chi Xiaoduo asked.
"She likes me, not because of my money. She always thought that I was poor, a down-and-out physical education teacher...but that's not the point." Qi Wei said, "I've already thought about it, so there's no need to analyze it. Help me find out." Busy, just let me finish the marriage."
Chi Xiaoduo couldn't laugh or cry and said, "Okay, florist."
Qi Wei said again: "By the way, please give me a copy of Brother Xiang's couplet."
Xiang Cheng glanced at Qi Wei and said, "I think we should take him there and worship heaven and earth directly."
Qi Wei said: "That won't work. Proposal is necessary. On the fifth day of the new year, should I ask in front of everyone? But my second aunt, third uncle and fourth uncle are all as smart as ghosts, and they even arranged things for me on the fifth day of the new year. Find a way to escape without alarming them."
"Huh?" Chi Xiaoduo said, "I have a solution!"
The spring breeze blew in the magnolia flower alley, Xiang Cheng sent out the Spring Festival couplets, the three of them went back to the drive committee's courtyard, Chi Xiaoduo pulled up a chair, and proposed to Qi Wei in the courtyard.
Qi Wei's father died early, and his mother is a mortal, so she doesn't take much care of things. Logically, a marriage should only be agreed by the parents and both parties.
"But are you going to keep it from her forever?" Chi Xiaoduo asked: "She will always know."
"There is no way." Qi Wei was a little depressed, and Chao Chi Xiaoduo said: "I don't want to either, living with mortals, I can only hide it."
"I mean you are very rich." Chi Xiaoduo said.
"Sooner or later, I will know." Qi Wei said: "She even likes me who is so poor. Isn't it happier to find out that I am rich?"
"I think Xiaoduo's plan is good." Xiang Cheng said, "But someone needs to cooperate."
"Yeah." Qi Wei thought for a while and said, "But how do you propose?"
Xiang Cheng said: "Call Xuan He Zhi and Da Keda over, and invite them to your engagement banquet."
"Then why don't you call them all?" Qi Wei said, "Chen Zhen, his younger brother and Zhou Wanyuan should also come together."
"What are you talking about?" Fang Yilan's voice came from the second floor, and asked, "Is Young Master Qi getting married?"
"Hush." Qi Wei hastily signaled Fang Yilan not to speak out, the relationship between the Qi family and the driving committee is still very deep.
"Ah!" Chi Xiaoduo hurriedly said, "Miss Fang, it's such a great time for you to come, and I want to trouble you with something!"
So Fang Yilan also joined Qi Wei's marriage proposal strategy. She had to act on the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, and the time left was running out, so she had to hurry up. After Chi Xiaoduo went back, he produced six renderings for Xiang Cheng to see, and the two ordered the monsters to go down to prepare.
It started to rain lightly that afternoon, but Fang Yilan came to the door.
Chi Xiaoduo hurriedly greeted her for tea, Fang Yilan first asked Qi Wei how his preparations for the marriage proposal were going, then suddenly changed the subject, a little hesitant, and said to Chi Xiaoduo: "Xiao Duo, do you think Qi Wei has... anything on his mind recently? "
"What's on your mind?" Chi Xiaoduo asked curiously, "Is it about his fiancée?"
"No." Fang Yilan pondered for a moment, and then said: "You can also say that."
Chi Xiaoduo: "??"
Chi Xiaoduo was a little confused, Fang Yilan thought for a long time, and said, "I'll just tell you, anyway, Xiang Daxian is not an outsider, don't you think... Qi Wei is a bit self-willed in this matter?"
"Why?" Chi Xiaoduo asked, "I know his father's family is against his decision."
"Well..." Fang Yilan said: "And the opposition was very strong. Last year, he arranged many blind dates for him, but Qi Wei declined all of them in the end. The Qi family also did a lot of ideological work for him, but in the end it was useless."
Chi Xiaoduo said: "It's normal, Qiqi is very gentle and warm on the surface, but he is actually very stubborn."
"Well, the latest chapter of Death Designer." Fang Yilan thought for a while and said, "What's your impression of him?"
Chi Xiaoduo thought of Qi Wei, whom he had known since elementary school, and felt that there was only one definition: the big brother next door. Qi Wei doesn't like clubbing, and occasionally teaches his girlfriends to play billiards with Chi Xiaoduo, and the rest of the time is spent wandering around the mountains and rivers without seeing the tail. Of course, now I know that the real profession is exorcism.
"He is a very independent person." Chi Xiaoduo said: "The friends he deals with are all kinds of people, and they don't have any class consciousness. They only like what he likes, and don't mix with the high-end supercar circle. So he I was surprised to find this object, but also thought it was quite normal.”
To be honest, Chi Xiaoduo once thought that Qi Wei would marry a Miao girl, or develop an exotic relationship with European and American spies.
"But do you know?" Fang Yilan said, "Qi Wei hasn't really become the heir of the Qi family yet."
"Ah?" Chi Xiaoduo said, "But according to the normal procedure, shouldn't it be him?"
Fang Yilan thought for a while and replied: "The Qi family has several branches in Nanyang. Among the Nanyue family, he is the logical heir... But his uncle found my mother, and they talked about some things about the Qi family last night."
Chi Xiaoduo vaguely felt that it seemed a little troublesome.
"Grandfather Qiwei's generation lacked a formal procedure." Fang Yilan thought for a while, and said, "I didn't get the inheritance rights recognized by all branches, but... because after the founding of the country, there was a long period of foreign blockade. It is very difficult for the branches of the Nanyang Qi family to complete contact with this side. It was not until after the reform and opening up that contact was resumed one after another."
Every time Chi Xiaoduo encounters this kind of thing, he feels that his brain is not enough, but Xiang Cheng is not in Guangzhou today, he went back to Fengdu, so he can only bite the bullet and say, "And then?"
"Then... I think if he insists on going his own way." Fang Yilan said, "Maybe his inheritance rights will not be... stable?"
"Does he know?" Chi Xiaoduo said.
"I don't know." Fang Yilan said regretfully, "But I admire Wei Wei very much, so... I think the only person who can influence his opinion is you."
Chi Xiaoduo said: "You think of me too omnipotent."
Fang Yilan stood up and said, "That's true. After all, as an ordinary person, you have known him the longest. I think he won't tell my mother some things, but he will tell you."
Chi Xiaoduo hummed, and Fang Yilan got up to leave.
Chi Xiaoduo took Lang Dog out for a walk, thinking about Qi Wei, and when he got tired halfway through the walk, he made Lang Dog turn into a human and carry him on his back. When he was coming back, he saw a bicycle parked outside the door.
"Xiaoduo!" Qi Wei said to Chi Xiaoduo.
"Xiang Cheng went back to Fengdu." Chi Xiaoduo replied, "I'll be back tomorrow."
Qi Wei said: "Are you free to have dinner together tonight?"
Chi Xiaoduo thought it was just in time.
However, Qi Wei's so-called "meal" was actually having dinner with Han Rou.
Qi Wei introduced Xiaoduo's identity as the neighbor's younger brother. Chi Xiaoduo didn't make any preparations at all, so Qi Wei dragged him to be a light bulb.
We chose a very ordinary seafood restaurant for dinner, and Qi Wei also changed into the same trendy men's outfit from Taobao Korean version that cost less than 400 yuan. Xiaoduo needs to understand the character of his fiancée, so that he can coordinate and adjust the details of the proposal.
"Qi Wei has mentioned you many times." Han Rou just sat down and shook hands with Chi Xiaoduo with a smile.
"He also mentioned you many times." Chi Xiaoduo smiled, thinking that even my best friend didn't know about it. Looking back, I think your sister-in-law will definitely make a mess...