The problem of panda accidents is very serious. Not only pandas, but all animals under national first-level protection, as long as they encounter troubles, they must be resolved by coordination between the demon committee and the exorcism committee. According to the report of the panda, when the incident happened, they sent a yak carrying the raccoon to Chengdu to drive the committee for help.
But the Chengdu Drive Committee goes to work at 10:00 in the morning and ends at 3:00 in the afternoon, with a 2-hour lunch break in between, and everyone often skips work to play mahjong.
The ghost who asked for help contacted the drive committee, but the entrance to the drive committee in Chengdu was very difficult to find, the monster was dizzy, and after three days of searching, when he found it, someone else was off work. I had no choice but to go out and find a place to hide. I searched for another day the next day, but I still couldn't find it.
In the end, I finally entered the expulsion committee, because the ethnic groups were more sensitive, and agreed that it was not a big deal, the expulsion committee refused to accept, and finally the seeker was driven away.
Yak had no choice but to go to the Chongqing Drive Committee again.
However, it was too hot in Chongqing, the yaks had waited too long and suffered from heat stroke, so it took nearly a month to go back.
Then the situation escalated, and many giant pandas were injured and controlled. The pandas had to go to the world overnight to rescue soldiers. This panda named Ah Pang was their unanimously elected representative.
It crosses mountains and ridges, travels across mountains and rivers, goes to holy places, and asks the demon king for help.
Pandas can't fly, let alone swim. They belong to beasts, so they are naturally assigned to Fengli.
"That's it." Sitting in the middle of the temple, the panda had a big swollen face, holding an ice pack in its paws, and wrapped a bandage around its leg, said inarticulately.
"Who hit you!" Chi Xiaoduo's voice roared at the other end of the communication spell: "It's the wrong way! Dare to hit a panda?! I'll avenge you! Just wait!"
"No one hit me." The panda replied vaguely, "I accidentally fell when I was going down the mountain."
Feng Li: "..."
Reachable: "..."
"You must help me!" Panda begged, then raised his hand and hugged Feng Li's thigh.
Koda said, "Can you move a little bit? I see you haven't lifted your butt since you came in."
The panda moved slightly aside.
Xiang Cheng said, "How did you fall? Was someone chasing you?"
The panda said: "No, I stepped on the ground and rolled down from the mountain."
The corners of everyone's mouths twitched.
Feng Li said: "Let's talk about what happened. Group fights belong to your internal conflicts. Our principle is not to interfere in the internal affairs of the race, so it probably won't help."
The panda's stomach rumbled.
The panda said, "Is there anything to eat?"
"Find him some bamboo." Xiang Cheng said.
"No bamboo." The panda said, "Just eat meat. Don't be too salty. If you eat it, you will lose your hair."
Everyone: "..."
Koda had to go to the monster to find meat, and brought a stack of raw beef, and the panda said, "Is there any cooked one? It has a lot of bacteria, so it's unhealthy to eat."
Da Ke: "Why are you so troublesome!"
The panda stopped talking and looked at Feng Li innocently.
"Find some beef jerky for it." Feng Li said.
In the end, the panda threw a bowl of beef cubes into its mouth, and asked to drink water after eating. After a while, everyone was getting impatient, and the panda burped and started talking.
It turned out to be something like this:
The place where the pandas live is deep in Ya'an Bifeng Gorge, a non-open area in the nature reserve.
Not long ago, a small-scale earthquake occurred in Ya'an. Several pandas were eating snacks in a tree and accidentally rolled into the crack created by the earthquake. Then when the pandas launched a massive rescue, they discovered an ancient monster that appeared in the crack.
The monster seemed to have been trapped in the cave for a long time. It was twice the size of an ordinary panda. It was released because of the earthquake. After it came out, it subdued all the pandas within a few miles and captured all the panda cubs. past.
"Its eyes are like this." The panda gestured, two eyes protruding, like a zombie, and looked at its own paws, and said: "The hands are like this, and they are poisonous. When it grabs like this, it will... "
"Ahh—" Chi Xiaoduo shouted from the other side: "It's so cute!"
"Stop being cute." Da Ke couldn't laugh or cry: "Hurry up!"
The panda said again: "I didn't act cute. The children were all arrested. We tried to rescue them, but all the pandas who went in were injured."
"Let's go to humans for help." Panda explained: "The exorcist doesn't care, so we have to find brother monsters."
The panda started to eat again, which means you can figure it out, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay.
Xiang Cheng was really unsure about Chi Xiaoduo, so he could only say, "We're leaving tomorrow, see you tomorrow."
Rescue mission:
Subject: Panda cub
Enemy: Ancient Sealed Beast
name: unknown
Hazard level: c
Gender: unknown
Case report: An ancient ferocious beast escaped from the sealed place and arrested nearby giant panda cubs.
The next day, outside the Holy Land:
"One, two, three—" Koda and Feng clutched the panda's buttocks and pushed it into the car.
"Ahh—" the panda yelled wildly, "My feet hurt so much!"
Kodak said, "Why don't you tie it to the roof of the car."
"No!" Panda hurriedly said, "It's too hot outside!"
"Brother, please hold your stomach!" Da Ke said, "Can't you become a human?"
Pandas don't want to change into humans, so Feng Li said, "Forget it, just pack your belly in."
Koda was obviously jealous, and looked at the panda in the rearview mirror with dissatisfaction.
"Okay." Feng Li closed the car door, and the giant panda was lying sideways and squeezed in the back seat, holding potato chips in one hand, and taking food into its mouth with the other. Feng Li pasted magic symbols on the inside of the car windows, so as not to be interrogated by the pandas who saw them at high speed along the way.
"Can the air conditioner be turned on a little colder?" Panda said, "It's been too hot recently."
Koda had no choice but to lower the temperature and drive away.
Feng Li fought back from the passenger seat and patted the panda's head.
"Thank you, my lord." The panda said obediently.
Da Da drove all the way to Chengdu, took the Chengya Expressway to Bifengxia, and called Chi Xiaoduo. It was not a big deal, and Feng Li was the king of beasts, so there was no need for Xiang Cheng to do it himself.
According to Koda, he meant to wait for Xiang Cheng in Chengdu, but the panda in the back seat kept calling, worried about his own people, so Koda had to call Chi Xiaoduo.
Chi Xiaoduo had just woken up, was still having afternoon tea with Xiang Cheng, and was about to take the afternoon plane, but Da Da had to drive Panda and Feng Li around the city for a few times.
"I really can't find the entrance to the Chengdu Drive Commission." Da Ke said to Xiang Cheng on the phone: "This place is harder than the Beijing elevated road."
Xiang Cheng commanded for a while, but couldn't use GPS, so he had to give up and let them go to Bifengxia to see the situation first.
"Do you think it's possible for them?" Chi Xiaoduo asked.
Xiang Cheng was wearing casual clothes, shorts and leather shoes, drinking tea with his feet up, shaking his head.
"I understand Feng Li." Xiang Cheng said, "To be honest, I have had this feeling before."
"Huh?" Chi Xiaoduo was a little at a loss.
"Worrying about gains and losses." Xiang Cheng said: "Feng Li really hopes to be cared about by others. He wants to make friends. The difference between him and many monsters is that he likes people and hopes to get close to them. But he is afraid that the happiness he gets will be in vain. "
"Did you think so before?" Chi Xiaoduo said blankly.
Xiang Cheng nodded and said, "Weiqi was with you at the beginning, so I was afraid of losing him. Koda also has some problems. He is a good playmate, maybe not a good lover."
"Now." Chi Xiaoduo asked.
Xiang Cheng replied, "Of course not now."
"Otakus have their own way of expressing their feelings." Chi Xiaoduo said, "Otakus are not like you straight men..."
Chi Xiaoduo thought it was a bit strange to say this, but I believe Xiang Cheng could understand.
"Just like Qiqi." Chi Xiaoduo said, "There are many ways for a man to express his feelings, and they don't necessarily have to be decisive. The domineering side leaks."
"Our group of straight men." Xiang Cheng felt amused: "Who else is a straight man?"
Chi Xiaoduo changed his mind and stopped talking.
"However, Keda's intuition is still very sensitive." Xiang Cheng said: "Feng Li does have a little meaning for him. But since he doesn't speak up, I can't force it."
In the evening of that day, Xiang Cheng and Chi Xiaoduo went outside Wenshufang.
"Let's go to the Drive Commission first." Xiang Cheng said: "Register and file, and then go to the Demon Association to have a look."
"Has the Demon Association been established?" Chi Xiaoduo asked.
"Yeah." Xiang Cheng said: "Originally it was called the Monster Committee, but for the sake of distinction, it was renamed the Monster Association, and it's just opposite the committee."
"Let me see how to get in from Chengdu..." Chi Xiaoduo flipped through the yellow pages of the Drive Committee, and Xiang Cheng said, "I've been here several times."
Xiang Cheng and Chi Xiaoduo walked around the commodity street outside, waited for a bus at the bus stop in front of Wenshufang, and got into a bus.
Chi Xiaoduo: "???"
Xiang Cheng said: "The entrance of the Deportation Committee in Chengdu is quite annoyed."
Chi Xiaoduo: "Why?"
Xiang Cheng said: "You will know later, don't miss the news station."
"Next stop: North inner side of Section 3 of East Third Ring Road."
"Next stop: the south inner side of the third section of the East Third Ring Road."
"Next stop: Outside the third section of East Third Ring Road."
"Next stop: the east outer side of the fifth section of the East Third Ring Road."
"Next stop: the outer section of South Third Ring Road."
"Next stop: the middle and outer sides of the third section of South Third Ring Road."
"Next stop: outside the third section of South Third Ring Road."
Chi Xiaoduo: "..."
"The next stop should be here." Xiang Cheng said.
The bus driver glanced at them, and Xiang Cheng nodded towards the driver. When the bus passed by an alley, Xiang Cheng pressed the get off button. There were few people on the bus. Xiang Cheng was at an abandoned bus stop sign. Get off at "West Section 2, South Third Ring Road".
"Only by taking a bus can you see this stop." Xiang Cheng said, "It's between the two stops on the outer side of the third section of the South Third Ring Road and the middle and outer sides of the second section of the South Third Ring Road. It's hard to find it by car. .”
Chi Xiaoduo was dizzy and finally understood why the yak took so long to find every time it came over.
In midsummer, the trees were full of shadows, and the sun was shining on the two heads. Xiang Cheng went to buy ice powder for Chi Xiaoduo to eat. The two stood under the stop sign and waited for the bus from the driving committee. Chi Xiaoduo was so hot that he stuck out his tongue.
Xiang Cheng doesn't hate summer, because when summer comes, they can wear white T-shirts, and Chi Xiaoduo wears white T-shirts and cropped pants. His skate shoes look very green, and he carries a cross-body bag, giving him a youthful look. It is Xiang Cheng's favorite.
Xiang Cheng couldn't help reaching out to hug Chi Xiaoduo, and even wanted to lift his T-shirt, reach in and touch his back.
"Stop hugging." Chi Xiaoduo said, "It's so hot, it will be sticky when you touch it."
"Then you hug me." Xiang Cheng smiled.
Chi Xiaoduo leaned slightly against Xiang Cheng, the two of them sat on the bench under the bus stop sign, the pace of life in Chengdu was slow and comfortable, the whole city was like a giant panda, doing everything slowly.
The driving committee's car arrived, and the two got in the car and arrived at the driving committee. Chi Xiaoduo was still thinking about the panda and wanted to be friends with it.
The drive committee in Chengdu is very cool. It is an ancient town, quiet amidst the hustle and bustle. There are many houses in the ancient town. It is the news distribution center with the longest history in Southwest China, and there are places selling materials everywhere.
"First-class exorcist." Xiang Cheng showed his work card.
Chi Xiaoduo showed his ID: "Level 1 Demon Subduing Master."
"It's time to get off work." An old man at the door shook his cattail fan and said, "The sit-in demonstrators inside belong to your family, don't they? Let's take them away. They've been squatting for days. I think it's pitiful."
Just as Chi Xiaoduo went in, he saw a plump panda all over the place.
Chi Xiaoduo: "..."
The pandas found Chi Xiaoduo and Xiang Cheng.
"They all come from Bifeng Gorge?" Xiang Cheng asked.
"Who are you?" asked the leading panda who could speak.
Longwei flashed in Xiang Cheng's eyes, and the pandas turned around one after another.
"King!"
"Your Majesty, call the shots for us!" the leading panda shouted.
The pandas came over one after another, hugging their thighs, offering bamboo, and some pandas went to the pond in the courtyard to catch dragonflies to please Chi Xiaoduo.
Chi Xiaoduo said: "Oh, how can you do this? I must help you solve the problem, come here, come here."
So the pandas swarmed to Chi Xiaoduo, Chi Xiaoduo was going crazy because of the cuteness, it's so good to want to be a queen for the first time in his life!
"I'll register the task first." Chi Xiaoduo said: "Wait a minute, the king will definitely decide for you."
Chi Xiaoduo dragged a group of pandas, went to the task terminal to enter the task, and connected to the drive committee's video call by the way.
Chen Lang was about to get off work and was processing information, when he glanced at it, his jaw dropped.
[what is that! ] Chen Lang: [Wait! where are you? !]
Chi Xiaoduo made a grimace: [It's all mine, it's all mine. ] So he quickly hung up the call.
"Go to the Demon Association." Xiang Cheng said: "Find out the situation first, and then I will make decisions for you."
So twelve pandas rushed out following Chi Xiaoduo and Xiang Cheng. Chi Xiaoduo wished he could run away with the pandas in his arms, but they were all too big to carry them. The pandas were very savvy, so they flocked Together, they carried Chi Xiaoduo and ran away.
The entrance of Yaoxie is on the other side of the west section of South Third Ring Road. A group of pandas rushed out from the bus station and went to the opposite side of the road. An extended Cadillac stopped in front of the stop sign. After passing two circles, he entered the Chengdu Monster Association.
Compared with the driving committee, the Monster Association in Chengdu is obviously much more lively. There are many teahouses along the way, and they are all drinking tea and listening to storytelling. There are many things for cultivation in the market, and occasionally you can find magic weapons confiscated from humans.
Seeing Xiang Cheng and Chi Xiaoduo coming with a group of pandas, the monsters saluted them.
The Demon Association is resplendent and magnificent, with glazed tiles and gold-plated roof, and two red doors are open.
Xiang Cheng knocked on the door and asked, "Are you still at work?"
"Here we come!" A bold voice from inside said.
A middle-aged man came out from inside. Seeing the pandas squatting all over the floor, his expression changed, "Emma, why is Nia here again? Didn't you tell you to go back? Go, go! I don't have time to care about your crap!"
"Don't do anything!" The leading panda immediately hugged Xiang Cheng's left leg and said, "We are first-class protected animals!"
"Who is afraid of who is nia!" The middle-aged man wiped his forehead, and a king character appeared. It was a mature Siberian tiger, and said angrily: "It's amazing to protect animals? I am also a first-class animal protection. I killed you. break the law!"
Chi Xiaoduo: "..."
Xiang Cheng: "..."
"You two are..." The middle-aged man looked at Xiang Cheng and Chi Xiaoduo.
Xiang Cheng took off his sunglasses, the man was obviously a newcomer, he hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, please tell me inside."
"This group of guys are very good at watching people order dishes." The Siberian Tiger said to Chi Xiaoduo: "It all depends on being cute to eat soft food. The queen must not let them be confused."
Chi Xiaoduo nodded, dumbfounded.
"You just came here?" Xiang Cheng asked.
"Yes, yes." The Siberian Tiger hurriedly said, "Reporting to the King, the little one has just been transferred here not long ago."
"You did a good job." Xiang Cheng was obviously very satisfied with the Chengdu Demon Association. There was a tiger guarding it, so the monsters would not dare to mess around.
"You don't usually practice." The Siberian tiger waited on Chi Xiaoduo and Xiang Cheng to sit down, and taught a lesson to the pandas: "Kungfu is not learned, just eat! Sleep! I have a problem on the mountain and I don't know what to do, just Do you know that hugging your thighs is useful?"
The pandas fell silent.
Chi Xiaoduo thought it was obviously very useful.
"How is the situation in Bifengxia?" Xiang Cheng asked.
"Report to the King." The Siberian Tiger replied: "This matter is the trouble of their own clan. It is reasonable to say that we should not give foreign aid, otherwise it will be okay if this continues? There is turmoil in the panda's own territory, let's take care of it, another day The hippopotamus also came to look for it, the porcupine also came to look for it, all the elephants and giraffes came here, and the demon association can’t control it, don’t you think so?”
Chi Xiaoduo said: "But didn't they say they encountered an ancient monster?"
"Hi!" The Siberian Tiger replied: "Don't listen to these rascals talking nonsense, what ancient monsters, they are their own! It's a panda monster who became a spirit thousands of years ago."
Xiang Cheng nodded. If the culprit was also a panda and did not harm anyone, he really couldn't interfere. He couldn't treat the ancient panda as a panda.
"Drink some of this." The Siberian Tiger poured some tea for Chi Xiaoduo and said, "It's from my hometown."
Chi Xiaoduo thought to himself that this Siberian tiger is really interesting.
"What should I do?" Xiang Cheng said to Chi Xiaoduo.
"You can't interfere." Chi Xiaoduo said: "Feng Li probably won't do either, I can try and mediate with them. I agree."
The Siberian Tiger thought for a while and said, "That's kind, I'll send a car to take the King and Queen there?"
"Let them live here for the time being." Xiang Cheng said, "I'll check the situation and see if it's safe. Then you can call a shuttle bus and send the pandas back together, otherwise they'll just sit in the driving committee and won't leave. It’s also not good for our demon clan.”
"That's for sure." The Siberian Tiger said: "I'll handle the matter, don't worry!"
When Chi Xiaoduo and Xiang Cheng came out, they heard the Siberian tiger training a group of pandas inside.
"Did you hear that? Don't embarrass the king..."
At nightfall, Koda and Fengli arrived at Bifeng Gorge, parked their car on the side of the road, and the panda said, "Here we are."
When the panda got out of the car halfway, its butt got stuck in the car, so Da Ke had to climb in from the other side and push it, while Feng Li grabbed the panda's paws and pulled it out. Da Ke couldn't stand the panda, and said, "You're all grown up, can't you even change your body shape?"
"No." The panda said blankly, "No one taught us."
"Then what will you do?" Koda said.
"Can talk." Panda sat on the ground and said.
"Get up quickly." Feng Li said, "Don't sit down."
"Lead the way, lead the way." Koda obviously didn't like this species very much.
The panda got up and led the way, looking around while walking.
"Here?" Feng Li asked.
"It's still far away." The panda replied, then grabbed some bamboo, stuffed it into his mouth, and ate while walking.
Da Ke followed behind with a flashlight, walking side by side with Feng Li.
In summer nights, Bifeng Gorge is very cool, and crickets chirp in the bushes.
"I'm going to use some Lihun pollen when I'm going back." Da Kechao Fengli said
"What?" Feng Li was stunned for a moment when he heard that Kada suddenly brought up a completely irrelevant topic.
"At that time." Da Da smiled, and patted Feng Li's shoulder with one hand: "I don't remember you."
"Hmm..." Feng Li seemed to hesitate to speak, but in the end he didn't say anything. He nodded and said, "I respect your choice."
Koda said again: "Do you still think about those people you liked?"
"Huh?" Feng Li was startled again, and then replied: "No, I didn't miss them."
Da Keda and Feng Li walked in silence all the way, and the atmosphere was a bit awkward.
"So you think so?" Feng Li suddenly asked.
"What?" Kodak replied.
"If I don't accept a further relationship." Feng Li said: "Then for you, the friendship between us for so long, would you rather treat it as if it never happened?"
Reachable: "..."
"I'll sit for a while." Panda said, "Talk slowly."
"Hurry up!" Koda said impatiently.
Feng Li said: "Please don't bother, you can go back, I will solve the matter of our Yaozu by myself."
Koda was a little surprised and said, "Are you angry?"
Feng Li stood calmly under the starlight, and the bamboo forest in Bifeng Gorge rustled in the wind.
Da Da said in surprise, "You're actually angry!"
"Yes." Feng Li replied, "I'm angry."
"That's reasonable." Koda laughed and spread his hands, "Since you don't want to be with me, I certainly won't waste time on you. Isn't that fair?"
Feng Li replied: "But I will never forget you, Ge Gentoru Leda, because you..."
"I don't rank high in your memory at all." Koda replied.
"You go back." Feng Li was interrupted, and said displeasedly: "Stop wasting time on me."
"I have paid a lot." Da Ke said, "I have never treated someone so sincerely in my life..."
"There's no need to say any more." Feng Li also interrupted Da Ke, and replied, "See you again, Panda, let's go."
"Hey!" Da Da caught up and said, "Feng Li, I'm sorry, I just said that on purpose."
Feng Li didn't answer, and walked calmly on the canyon path.
Koda said, "I thought you really didn't care about me at all."
Feng Li changed into a fox form and ran away, but Da Ke hurriedly strode to catch up.
"Oh, don't get angry at every turn." Da Ke said, "I just want to communicate with you like ordinary friends, like now, isn't it great?"
"You always wear a mask." Da Ke said, "No matter when and where, you are unwilling to reveal your feelings, which makes me feel very at a loss, Feng Li?"
"Hey! Feng Li!" Da Da suddenly said, "I love you!"
Feng Li quickened his pace and entered the dense forest. Ke Ke turned into a wolf and sneaked into the forest. His body glowed, illuminating the surrounding area.
The nine-tailed fox crouched on a branch, staring at the wolf on the ground with its star-like eyes.
The wolf squatted down and scratched his ears with his hind legs.
"What is the real you?" Canglang's thick voice said: "You have no desires, never show any expectations, you don't want anything, just like a model worker, like living for others, in fact you Have yourself, right?"
Nine-Tailed Fox didn't answer.
The wolf turned his head and looked around, and said: "You are a good person, Feng Li, you will help others whatever they ask you to do, and you will almost respond to their requests. Your superiors and subordinates will never refuse. I know what you want. "
"You want friends, you want family, don't you?" Canglang said again: "To be honest, I fell in love with you at first sight, I like you. I know you are like me, you long for someone who will always be with you Your man, I'm not a monster, I'm a human, yes, I can't live that long, I will definitely go before you."
"Your lifespan is long, but mine is short." The wolf turned his head, glanced around, and said, "But I believe that although many things cannot last forever, they do not become meaningless just because they are short. Didn’t the Buddhists say that a moment is eternal.”
"It's so touching." Panda said under the tree, eating bamboo.
"If you still mind this." Canglang said: "I have a way, I can have eternal life, always by your side, you will never feel sad because of this again."
Nine-Tailed Fox: "Don't say any more, I won't agree, I don't have feelings for you, don't think about it."
The wolf raised his head, looked at the nine-tailed fox on the tree, grinned, and smiled ambiguously at the nine-tailed fox.
Canglang: "I asked..."
"I don't love you." Nine-Tailed Fox said, "You don't have to think about it."
Canglang: "Why are you so stubborn?"
The nine-tailed fox followed the panda, and the wolf ran all the way, wagging its tail, following behind the nine-tailed fox and the panda.
"It's just below here." The panda clawed at the cliff and looked down.
Nine-tailed fox and gray wolf popped up.
"I'll go down and have a look." Nine-Tailed Fox said.
The panda asked the wolf, "Is there any way to live forever?"
"None of your business." Canglang said rudely.