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Wedges: Chicken Fly and Egg Whisk
In the Mid-Autumn Festival of the Dingyou Year, the autumn colors of Jinao, the mountains are golden.
"Be careful, don't break it."
Master Tongtian and Haoran are carefully sorting out a courier. First, they unpack the outer cardboard box, then open the inner sandalwood box, and uncover the brocade cloth, revealing a row of...
… neat eggs.
Haoran: "..."
"What is this?" Haoran was at a loss, it was the first time he saw the leader of Tongtian treat the delivery with such caution.
"Two, four, six, eight..." Master Tongtian counted intently, the corner of Haoran's mouth twitched, and he asked, "What kind of egg is this?"
Intense fanaticism was released from the eyes of the leader of Tongtian, and he said mysteriously: "Disciple! You don't know, this is a cosmic egg sent by an explorer!"
Haoran took a deep breath, and saw a series of Arabic numeral codes written on the bottom of each egg placed in the groove, namely "20110801", "20141111", "20170401" and so on.
"Who is the explorer? What is the cosmic egg?" Hao Ran looked bewildered. He saw the leader of Tongtian pick up one of them, facing the sun, and could faintly see countless scenes whirling there, like an ancient magic treasure Jiuyi cauldron. Congenital embryo. The leader murmured: "In every egg, there is a parallel world... Thousands of mysteries are all contained in it..."
"Yo, there's a new world." Master Tongtian picked up the last one with no date on it and looked at it carefully.
"Put it away." Master Tongtian said seriously. He played with the "explorer's eggs" one by one. Haoran asked again: "Send us off?"
"Of course it's impossible!" The leader of Tongtian said solemnly: "The explorer has recently gone to another plane, and he is too busy for a while, so he temporarily deposits it."
The most convenient way to "storage" is to mail it back intact, and the curious Master Tongtian will naturally not let it go. Read it once first, then put it in the center of the hall, and prepare to play with it when it is empty.
As the Mid-Autumn Festival approached, Jinao Island put up a banner saying "Welcome to the Mid-Autumn Festival in the Year of the Rooster". Everyone had to go to Biyou Palace to prepare dishes, prepare a meal for each person, and enjoy the moon dinner at night. Qilin went out to buy spices on the island, and happened to catch a giant crab when he went diving in the sea with Lu Bu in the afternoon, and he was going to make a crab to eat.
"What food does our family serve at night?" Lu Zhongming came over to hang out at noon.
With an onion in his mouth, Lu Bu said without raising his head, "Osmanthus crab."
There was a cart of sweet-scented osmanthus piled up in the kitchen. Lu Zhongming looked at it for a long time and asked, "Where are the crabs?" Lu Bu casually pointed to the open space. The two were silent for a moment, looked towards the open space, and three seconds later—
"Where are you going!" The father and son shouted at the same time.
When Cancer heard that he was going to be eaten, he still couldn't help but struggled to his death, and ran out of the kitchen by himself, followed by Lu Bu, shouting with Lu Zhongming with weapons.
The five-meter-long crab was crawling around in the garden, and Lu Zhongming was afraid of being caught by the crab, so he just followed behind his father and shouted. Finally, the crab climbed to the wall and had no way out. The iron tongs of the fight crackled, ready to fight to the death, but his eyes went dark.
Lu Bu moved a rockery and threw it directly, killing the crab.
Lu Zhongming: "..."
Lu Bu: "..."
The giant crab was smashed into a blur, pressed under the rockery, and a lot of mucus flowed out from the bottom.
"It's okay." Lu Bu said indifferently, "It's still edible."
"I don't want to eat..." Lu Zhongming trembled and said, "You will be scolded to death!"
Lu Bu resolutely said: "Don't say anything! Ask Hei Lian to come over and clean up the place. Let's take the crab carcasses back."
After half an hour:
"This crab seems to have been smashed out of shit..."
"That's crab roe. Let's remove the crab meat that wasn't muddy and fry the rice, and bring another lump of unknown stuff. After stirring it, stir-fry it with crab roe, eggs, ginger, and scallions, and then pour some rice wine..." Lu Bu Commander said, at the same time thinking how I am so smart, the plan is perfect, and said to Lu Zhongming: "You go find some eggs."
"Is the one at home okay?"
"Are you going to eat your younger brother?" Lu Bu said angrily.
Lu Zhongming walked away with a resentful expression on his face.
Lu Bu found a shovel and started digging the slimy crab roe. Lu Zhongming searched all over the kitchen but found no eggs, and the leader took them to make moon cakes. Since Lu Bu and Qilin decided to have a second child, Lu Zhongming always tried every means to prevent the egg from hatching.
Another half hour later:
"No! No! No!" Lu Zhongming said, "I'm going fishing."
Just as Lu Bu was about to scold him, he thought about it for a while, and finally said: "You look for it again? Ask the leader? I saw some of them closed the door yesterday and didn't know what to eat deliciously."
Lu Zhongming had no choice but to go to the main room of Tongtianjiao. The door happened to be open, and there was a box of eggs in it, so he took it to the kitchen.
Lu Bu: "???"
Lu Zhongming: "..."
"These are the only ones left." Lu Zhongming said, "What's written on the label? Is there a shelf life?"
Lu Bu asked suspiciously, "Isn't it all expired?"
Each egg seems to contain countless mountains and rivers, the starry sky and the sea, and the voice of the unicorn outside said, "The chili is back! Have you started cooking?"
Lu Bu immediately said: "Cook, let's cook! Baby, just sit and wait for the food."
Qilin moved a chair and sat down, and the family of three started cooking.
Lu Zhongming felt a little apprehensive, and was urged by Lu Bu, thinking to forget it, took the last egg with no date on it, knocked it against the side of the basin, and smashed it out.
"Put the egg yolk in this bowl."
"Where are the chopsticks?"
"Beat a few more, and beat them all in." Lu Bu said indifferently: "That's not enough, use the first egg white to adjust it."
"Let me help you." Qilin took a pair of half-meter-long chopsticks to stir the eggs, and poked them into the bowl. Lu Zhongming took a "20150820" egg and beat it down, thinking that I don't know what it is Whose egg is poisoned, don't blame me...
"Choose fresh ones?"
"Whatever you want." Lu Bu said, "We beat them all."
"Crack." Lu Zhongming took a "20110422" egg and beat it in. Then he crackled and beat five or six times in one breath. He put all the egg yolks together and adjusted it with the egg white of an undated egg. Qilin Stretching his neck to take a look, he said, "Leave half of the crab roe and steam it and eat it."
"Change the bowl." Lu Bu ordered.
Lu Zhongming took a clean one, and beat four more casually. Everyone held the chopsticks expressionlessly and began to stir the eggs.
"It seems to hear some voice calling for help?" Qilin said suddenly.
The sound was very weak, as if it came from a bowl, but this box of eggs had been beaten so that the egg whites and yolks were mixed together, and it was impossible to tell who was who.
Chang'an, Mid-Autumn Festival:
Everyone in the Exorcism Department was admiring the moon, Artai played the piano, Mo Rigen played the leather drum, Hong Jun leaned on Li Jinglong, Li Jinglong picked up a piece of moon cake and was feeding it to Hong Jun.
Suddenly, Li Jinglong and Hong Jun disappeared with a "swoosh", and the mooncake fell to the ground.
Everyone: "!!!"
Carp demon: "!!!"
"What a waste!" The carp demon hurriedly ran over to pick up the mooncake and put it in his mouth.
Lu Xu: "!! No! Where are Jing Long and Hong Jun?!"
Everyone: "Ah, it's gone!"
Jiangzhou:
"It's terrible—His Majesty and Wu Taiwei are ascending in the daytime—"
All the maids and eunuchs yelled.
Mount Emei:
Li Qingcheng and Zhang Mu were paying homage to the Bodhisattva. Zhang Mu had made some money and was preparing to repair the golden body for the Bodhisattva. The monks in the Buddhist temple were chanting sutras in unison. Suddenly, a light came down and the two disappeared.
Monks: "Wow, have you ascended?"
The cordon was opened in front of the Lijiang Snail Inn, and many detectives came. The aunt who sold cross-bridge rice noodles on the opposite side told the story of the sudden disappearance of the boss Lu Feihu and the second boss Geng Xiaojie. Everyone agreed that maybe they were killed by aliens Got it for an experiment. At the same time, the demon king Xiang Cheng and Chi Xiaoduo who were on vacation overseas also suddenly disappeared into the air... while Meng Jianguo was still at home waiting for his son to come to celebrate the festival.
But no, no, no...
"I don't know!" The host of the entertainment show said in fear: "I was recording a show just now, Lu Zhou took a bite of mustard, Xiao Yi drank water, and they disappeared at the same time!"
The detectives looked solemn and sniffed the steamed stuffed bun that Lu Zhou ate half a mouthful, and the water that Xiao Yi drank.
"No mustard."
"That's a game! It's a game!" The host said hysterically, "There are no people! What should I do! Woohoo, I have to go home for the holidays!"
"You beat the explorer's egg ah-"
When the leader of Tongtian found out that the eggs in a box were being used for cooking, his face paled instantly.
"What kind of egg?" Lu Zhongming's head was full of question marks. Lu Bu was wearing a chef's hat. He had just put crab roe on the tofu and was about to put it on the steamer. The Master Tongtian screamed: "That's not an egg! It's a parallel world!"
"You just said it was an egg." Lu Bu laughed.
"Can't be steamed!" Tongtian leader roared.
"All right, all right." Lu Bu pulled out the whole drawer of crabmeat tofu impatiently, and said, "Then what should we do? Tell me. Don't blame me if you can't eat dinner."
Everyone: "..."
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Congratulations on Mid-Autumn Festival, Fighting Chanjuan in the Frost of the Moon, Previous "Gold Medal Assistant", "National Class One Exorcist Training Notice", "2013", "Revolution in the Deep of the Soul" (Modern Edition)
Lu Zhou had heard so many stories about time travel, but he didn't expect that he would also time travel one day.
"Is anyone there?" Lu Zhou shouted.
This is an abandoned factory, and the sky outside is groggy, full of tropical rainforest vegetation.
"Xiao Yi!" Lu Zhou shouted, "Where are you?!"
He remembered that he and Xiao Yi were recording a whole-person show, and he took Xiao Yi's mustard buns to eat, but suddenly Xiao Yi disappeared first, and he suddenly appeared in the abandoned factory. At first, I thought the stage set had changed suddenly, and the whole-person show had entered the next segment. After surveying the surrounding area, I found that it was still a real tree.
He climbed up to the second floor of the factory and found a huge pyramid in the distance, which seemed to be somewhere in South America. After searching all over, he decided to go out first to see if there was anyone there.
The sun was shining brightly, but the tropical rainforest was almost terribly quiet. Just as Lu Zhou took a few steps, he stepped on something, and there was a long howl in the forest. A ferocious beast rushed towards him from behind.
Lu Zhou yelled, and saw clearly that there was a scarred and broken wolf in front of him. The whole body of the wolf was rotten, and he was about to bite him when he was pressed to the ground. Lu Zhou struggled frantically, and shouted: "Get out!" The wolf He couldn't help exhaling a stench, and the moment he was about to bite his throat, a knife swung from behind, cutting the zombie-like wolf in half.
A tall, thin young man appeared behind the wolf, but he turned around and shouted, "I found another one!"
"Run!" A man's voice shouted, and the young man dragged Lu Zhou up and shouted, "Can you run?"
Lu Zhou nodded, and the young man dragged him towards the depths of the woods, followed by several people. Just as Lu Zhou was about to ask, "Why are you running?", they were chasing thousands of rotten wolves!
"Where is this!"
"We don't know either!" the thin and tall youth shouted.
"Where are you going?!" Lu Zhou shouted.
"High place!" A man behind caught up, followed by another man, shouting "jump!" Lu Zhou jumped vigorously, and everyone jumped over a stream at the same time.
"It's a pleasure to meet you!" The man following behind shouted at Lu Zhou: "My name is Zhang Min!"
"Climb the tree!" the leading youth shouted holding a long knife.
Everyone rushed up the tree one after another, Lu Zhou jumped up a few times, flipped up, the wolves roared under the tree, and finally rushed away.
Lu Zhou was gasping for breath, looking at the strangers climbing on the tree, the tall and thin young man nodded to Lu Zhou and said, "Lin Jingfeng."
"Meng Feng." Another man who was about the same height as Lu Zhou nodded at him and said, "This is Zhang Min."
Lin Jingfeng said: "I think there might be an answer in the pyramid."
"You can't beat it with a knife! There are so many wolves." Meng Feng said: "There is a fire and smoke over there. Take a look."
"Wait!" Lu Zhou said, "Can you tell me what's going on?"
There was silence on the north side of the pyramid, and in the center of the empty altar, several teenagers and young people looked at each other in blank dismay.
"What should I do?" Liu Yan asked.
Chi Xiaoduo said: "Or... let's introduce ourselves first?"
Liu Yan shook hands with Chi Xiaoduo, another young man who had been looking at the pyramid turned around and smiled at them.
"Exhibition."
Chi Xiaoduo introduced himself, and Liu Yan gestured to the young man beside him, saying, "His name is Cassia."
Everyone pondered for a moment, Chi Xiaoduo said: "What's going on? I remember that Mingming and Xiang Cheng were vacationing by the seaside."
Liu Yan said, "I'm shopping in the supermarket."
Xiao Yi: "I'm participating in a variety show..."
Zhan Xing said: "I'm taking a shit... Fortunately, I have paper in my hand."
Everyone: "..."
Cassia: "Did we time travel?"
"Go over there and have a look." Zhan Xing said, "Have you brought your mobile phone? Whose one has a signal?"
Everyone's mobile phones have no signal, Chi Xiaoduo said: "I think Xiang Cheng was also sent here."
"Who is Xiang Cheng?"
"My boyfriend..."
"Oh—" Everyone understood.
"Take a look over there." Liu Yan pointed to the pyramid.
"En." Chi Xiaoduo pondered for a moment, and then said: "If there are people nearby, they should gather at the landmark immediately, let's go."
In the jungle.
"Go to the higher place first." Meng Feng said: "What if someone is there?"
Lin Jingfeng: "Go to the pyramid."
Lu Zhou: "There's a factory over there..."
Meng Feng: "Everyone, can you listen to me?"
Lu Zhou: "Who are you! I don't know why, why I have to listen to you."
Meng Feng: "Hey! I was the one who protected you just now!"
Lu Zhou: "Protect your size! Obviously this little brother saved me..."
Zhang Min: "Stop arguing, we have to choose a captain. Otherwise, we can't go on like this."
Lin Jingfeng: "Do whatever you want, I'll go first, I think Xiaojian will go to the pyramid..."
Everyone looked at each other in an open space and argued for a long time, but in the end there was still no solution.
On Brick Avenue:
"Why is the style of this pyramid so strange?" Zhan Xing murmured, "It's a bit like Maya, and it's a bit like Angkor Wat... Chi Xiaoduo, what do you know?"
Chi Xiaoduo: "The drainage is not very good..."
Cassia: "We're like a jungle expedition."
"Why don't you choose a captain." Zhan Xing said to Chi Xiaoduo, "Anyway, we have to find someone."
The four agreed that there was no problem, Liu Yan asked them: "I am a mechanic, what do you know?"
Chi Xiaoduo: "I'm a designer."
Zhan Xing: "I am an archaeologist."
Liu Yan then said: "Jade Ming doesn't matter, I have fought in wars, so I will be the captain for now."
Naturally, everyone agreed, and according to the captain, Liu Yan walked ahead, and Jue Ming said, "Let's take a look on the path."
Everyone: "???"
"Trust his intuition." Liu Yan said to everyone, so they turned out of the brick road, and a path that seemed to be newly built appeared in the dense forest.
"Look?" Jueming gestured to them.
There is a sign hanging at the end of the path, with a few words written on it: "Unfinished."
Liu Yan frowned deeply, and led them back to the main road. After a while, Zhan Xing suddenly said, "The sun is always at the top of the sky."
Chi Xiaoduo also said: "This road doesn't look like a historic site that hasn't been visited for a long time, but like a newly built playground."
The other side of the jungle.
"Okay, okay." Lu Zhou finally gave in: "Be the captain, see if you can."
Meng Feng: "If you want to be the captain, take out the money."
Lu Zhou: "I didn't bring it!"
After a round of disputes, everyone reluctantly chose a more reliable plan. Lin Jingfeng was an archaeologist, Meng Feng was a special soldier, and Lu Zhou was a rich actor, but he didn't have any money with him. In the end, everyone agreed to listen. For Meng Feng, go up the mountain to check first. That column of smoke should be a beacon lit by someone.
"Obviously it's going to be a holiday." Meng Feng said with a manic face, "My dad is still waiting at home..."
"Jade Ming must be worried to death." Zhang Min said.
Lin Jingfeng hissed suddenly, and the crowd fell silent. Lu Zhou suddenly lay down on the ground, listening to the ground, and murmured: "Here we go again."
"Run!" Meng Feng said decisively.
Immediately afterwards, zombie wolves rushed out from the woods, and the next moment, there were corpse wolves in all directions. The four of them immediately got away and ran away. Lu Zhou shouted: "Captain! What should we do!"
Meng Feng: "How do I know!"
The four of them held rough logs in their hands and fled while resisting. The wolf corpses almost covered the sky, Lin Jingfeng shouted: "I can't stop it!"
Meng Feng rushed to the cliff and almost missed his feet, there was a cliff below! With sharp eyes and quick hands, Lu Zhou held him back. The four of them turned around, each holding a wooden stick, and the wolves rushed to the cliff and stopped. Below is a rushing yellow river.
"Jump!" Someone suddenly shouted from the other side of the cliff.
Everyone looked back, and another man appeared on the opposite side, and then he jumped off a cliff nearly 20 meters high. Seeing the corpse wolf rushing up again, Meng Feng, Zhang Min, Lu Zhou and Lin Jingfeng could only fly and leap.
"Actors are also performing diving!" Meng Feng did not forget to mock.
"It's called En Gong!" Lu Zhou roared.
People fell into the water one after another, and with a bang, they were carried downstream by the flowing water.
On Brick Avenue:
"It's so hot." Chi Xiaoduo said.
"Let's go under the shade of the tree." Liu Yan put his shoulders on Cassia Ming's shoulders. After three hours, everyone has become familiar with each other. Walking and resting, it's like traveling. Xiao Yi even sang for them and found water. Give Cassia a drink.
"If Meng Feng wants you to be half considerate, I will burn incense." Liu Yan said to Xiao Yi.
Everyone laughed, and Jue Ming said, "The sun has never moved."
"Hmm..." Liu Yan thought for a while and said, "I think this may be a parallel time and space independent of our world."
"It's possible." Chi Xiaoduo said, "And I think we come from different parallel spaces."
When they sat down to rest, according to the details they exchanged, everyone began to speculate on the reason for appearing here.
"I still think this is a Mid-Autumn Festival social event organized by some same-sex dating software." Zhan Xing said, "Why is it so strange, everyone?"
Jue Ming said: "Maybe something went wrong, and we accidentally threw us from many parallel spaces into this unfinished world."
This is the most reasonable explanation. Liu Yan looked at the pyramid and murmured: "The secret may be in the pyramid."
In the lower reaches of the river, several people were wet and shirtless, panting on the bank.
"Xiang Cheng." Xiang Cheng nodded to everyone.
"It was you who lit the fire." Meng Feng said.
Lu Zhou: "Have such a large pack of wolves been burned out?"
Xiang Cheng spread his hands and said, "I don't know either. I just wanted to burn something to scare them away. I didn't expect that there would be more and more of them."
The howling of the corpse wolf came from a distance, and everyone became vigilant again. Lin Jingfeng asked Xiang Cheng, "What do you do?"
"I..." Xiang Cheng hesitated for a moment, then said, "I'm a club technician."
"Oh." Everyone showed tacit expressions, and Xiang Cheng quickly added: "We don't do black."
If you find someone, walk towards the pyramid, but as soon as everyone got up, they heard a voice from the sky.
"Hey, hello. Can you hear me?"
"Guys, I don't know how many people are here... I accidentally made a mistake just now... I mixed your worlds together. The place you are in now is a... unfinished world... Hello?"
"Master, your minced meat is ready..."
"Put some salt, Haoran forgot to put salt, don't use lard..."
Everyone: "???"
Inside Biyou Palace, Tongtian Sect Leader, Haoran, and Qilin lowered their heads and spoke to a plate of steamed tofu with crab noodles.
The Lord Tongtian said kindly: "Now you have to find something. This thing is left by the creator of this world... a core system in an unknown place. Open that system, and I can... by the way …”
Meng Feng and the others heard the corners of their mouths twitching.
"...Master, finish the previous sentence first, otherwise they won't understand."
"... I don't know if there is anyone in there."
On the masonry avenue, Xiao Yi and others immediately raised their heads and shouted to the sky: "There is someone! There is someone here!"
"It's exactly the same as what we guessed." Liu Yan said, "Let's go, this person might be the manager here."
Cassia: "He asked us to find the core system, which should be inside the pyramid."
"I'll put the mooncakes in the oven first, you guys wait a bit," Tianyin said.
Zhan Xing shouted: "It's okay! You bake it first! Don't burn it! Let's go to the pyramid!"
riverside:
Lu Zhou: "Sick, this is it!"
"According to him?" Meng Feng asked in confusion.
Xiang Cheng said: "My mana is sealed, otherwise I can fly up to have a look."
Lin Jingfeng said in disbelief, "You still have mana?"
Xiang Cheng nodded modestly, and Meng Feng said to Lu Zhou: "Hey, drama master, he should also be with you."
"Comrade Special Forces." Lu Zhou said seriously: "Come to fight? We also trained with martial arts."
Everyone hurriedly said goodbye to the fight, and suddenly there was a sound from the woods in the distance. Xiang Cheng said: "No! It's coming again! Get out!"
Everyone ran away, not far away when they suddenly remembered that they were not wearing shirts, Xiang Cheng turned around, only to see corpse wolves surrounded the river bank from both sides, Lu Zhou shouted: "Don't pick it up! Let's go!"
"My wife bought it for me!" Xiang Cheng said loudly.
Zhang Min: "Your life is important!"
In an instant, a large number of wolf corpses rushed out of the woods, flooding the rainforest area, and everyone shouted and ran wildly.
In the Biyou Palace, the leader took off his cooking gloves, leaned towards the plate of tofu with crab powder, and said, "Hey, I'm back, did you hear me?" Then he said to himself: "The explorer said, you must first Find your companions, go to the front of the core system, and turn on the system. According to the world you came to, the system will automatically divide the boundaries for you. I will use the reduction technique here to make everyone's egg whites are egg whites, and egg yolks are egg yolks. Take it out."
"I heard it!" Chi Xiaoduo shouted.
They have already begun to climb the pyramid. The entrance of the pyramid is close to the top at the waist. It may take a while to climb up. There are still a lot of scaffolding and stones piled up on the high place, obviously not all of them are completed. Xiao Yi said, "Will you take a break? I still have chocolate here."
Xiao Yi shared some chocolate, Liu Yan said: "But I didn't say how to activate it."
"It's voice-activated." Jue Ming said, "It's a parallel world, where the Creator can't think of setting up a bunch of codes for himself."
Everyone thinks the same.
Xiao Yi said, "But where is Brother Zhou?"
Chi Xiaoduo said: "Let's start the system, and they should go back together."
"Smart!" Zhan Xing said, "But how do you know?"
"Guess." Chi Xiaoduo said: "Anyway, we found the system, and we will look for them again if people don't come."
They set off and climbed a few more steps, Jue Ming wondered, "What do you see over there?"
The woods were surging like waves, and looking down from the pyramid, the view was very wide. Immediately afterwards, Xiang Cheng flew across with long legs, first rushing out of the woods.
"Xiang Cheng!" Chi Xiaoduo shouted immediately.
One after another, Meng Feng, Zhang Min, Lu Zhou, and Lin Jingfeng appeared.
Zhan Xing: "Little Master!"
Xiao Yi shouted: "Brother Zhou!"
Immediately afterwards, tens of thousands of ferocious wolves appeared densely behind the group of people, chasing them and rushing out of the rainforest! Zhan Xing yelled from the pyramid, and everyone wanted to jump down to rescue them, but Jue Ming said, "Wait. With their speed, the wolves won't be able to catch up for the time being."
Liu Yan was about to go down to meet him, but suddenly changed his mind and said, "Yes, listen to me, come here!"
Everyone got on the scaffolding, Jue Ming fixed a lever, and there was an incomplete sculpture on the pyramid, Liu Yan shouted: "Everyone, work hard!"
Chi Xiaoduo, Zhan Xing, Xiao Yi, and Liu Yan pressed the lever together, and Caesar pressed the other side with a stone, looking at the shirtless boyfriends rushing in from a distance from time to time.
"I saw them!" Meng Feng's voice came from afar.
Lu Zhou: "Don't come down! Xiao Yi! We'll be there soon—"
Zhan Xing: "Wow, you don't have any clothes on."
"Which one belongs to your family?" Liu Yan asked Chi Xiaoduo.
"The front one." Chi Xiaoduo replied.
Liu Yan: "The one at the back of the palace belongs to my family."
Zhan Xing said to Chi Xiaoduo: "Your husband is in good shape."
"Where is it?" Chi Xiaoduo said modestly: "Your husband is also in good shape."
Zhan Xing: "Little master used to have eight-pack abs, but now he only has six-pack."
Liu Yan: "They're here! Hurry up!"
Meng Feng and others rushed to the bottom of the pyramid, and the top responded by prying the sculpture. The sculpture fell down with an earth-shattering bang, and then rolled down the pyramid. Meng Feng roared angrily: "Liu Yan! Are you going to smash me to death? !"
Everyone rushed around to the sides, sculpted, and with scaffolding and rolling stones, they all surged down like a tsunami, and all the wolf corpses were washed away and crushed below. Everyone was out of breath, climbed up the pyramid, found their own wives, and lay down on the ground for a moment, unable to speak.
So at the entrance of the pyramid, there were a lot of masculine muscular bodies lying here and there. Xiao Yi poured some water on each of them, and went back to Liu Yan's group to chat hahaha.
"I'm going home for the holidays..." Lu Zhou couldn't bear to look at him and said, "It's a big holiday today, who is this provoking?"
Meng Feng: "Don't mention it! We haven't bought any food yet!"
Lu Zhou: "My child is still waiting at home!"
"Do you have children?" Meng Feng asked in surprise.
On Liu Yan's side, Xiao Yi said: "That's right, the surrogacy hired in the United States..."
So Xiao Yi began to share his surrogacy secrets with everyone. Chi Xiaoduo sat by his side and showed Jueming their monster holy lands. When he found one of them, Jueming exploded in an instant.
"Why do you have so many pandas!" Caesar almost growled.
"There are wolves coming again." Zhan Xing said, "Should we start the system?"
Liu Yan said helplessly: "It would be great if I could spend the Mid-Autumn Festival here."
Chi Xiaoduo slapped his thigh: "That's right!"
"Let's go!" Xiang Cheng and the others went to pick up their own daughter-in-law, and they walked along the passage into the corridor.
"Hey, hello, can you hear me?" said the mysterious voice again, "You better hurry up, we're going to eat too."
"Immediately!" Meng Feng shouted impatiently.
Everyone came to the central control room.
"The civilization system is activated." In the middle of the pyramid, a ball of light released its brilliance and slowly rotated. "Testing stage, not responsible for the final result..."
Lu Zhou hugged Xiao Yi, Meng Feng hugged Liu Yan, Zhang Min held Cassia Ming, Xiang Chengheng hugged Chi Xiaoduo, Lin Jingfeng and Zhan Xing held hands.
"Boundary definition begins."
Mysterious voice: "Okay, okay, the egg yolk has been separated, disciple, I will teach you a technique of restoration today as a teacher. This spell...is created by Yuanshi Tianzun..."
Mysterious Voice B: "Master, don't be naughty! Hurry up! We still have to get that pot of stir-fried crab roe with ginger and scallions!"
Cassia: "I'm so hungry..."
Zhang Min: "I'll make it for you as soon as I get home."
System: "Gold Medal Assistant."
Xiao Yi: "Goodbye, everyone." He said and waved to everyone.
Meng Feng whistled: "Goodbye, dramatist!"
Lu Zhou: "Get lost!"
Lu Zhou and Xiao Yi were teleported away with a buzz.
System: "2013."
Cassia: "Why does it feel like I'm watching fate..."
Chi Xiaoduo: "Goodbye, little Cassia! Goodbye, Liu Yan!"
Liu Yan laughed, Meng Feng said: "You can still make friends like this." Liu Yan patted the back of Meng Feng's head, Zhang Min smiled and said: "Thank you for taking care of Cassia!"
The four of them were also teleported away instantly.
System: "Deep in the soul, according to the core values of socialism, it is temporarily blocked here to prevent review."
"What mess?" Lin Jingfeng was puzzled.
Zhan Xing whistled and waved to Chi Xiaoduo, and the two disappeared instantly.
System: "National first-level exorcist training notice."
Chi Xiaoduo: "So our parallel world is called this? This is the first time I know it."
Xiang Cheng: "Hey, it seems to have seen through some kind of heaven."
In the end, the two also disappeared flatly.
Koh Samui, coast.
"It's finally here!" Xuan Hezhi shouted, "Come on! Where have you two been?"
Chen Zhen, Ke Keda, Feng Li, Chen Lang, Xuan He Zhi, Cao Bin and others were swatting mosquitoes at the beach, and their legs were covered with bites. When they came to have dinner together, the sky gradually darkened, and a round of bright lights appeared on the sea. The moon rises, and the silver light covers the sea.
Program recording room:
In a hurry, Lu Zhou put on a shirt he found in the prop room, and walked out with Xiao Yi. The detectives and the host were instantly stunned.
Lu Zhou: "Ahahaha! My new magic is not bad!"
Xiao Yi: "Did the finale surprise everyone? Brother Zhou's transformation into a living person is the finale for everyone!"
Lu Zhou: "Okay, okay! Let's go here first! The show is over successfully! Let's go home for the holidays! Let's go!"
Petrochemical all over.
At night, when Lu Zhou opened the door of the house, the two children rushed forward. The nanny and auntie were on vacation. After dinner, the family of four watched the moon in the garden. Xiao Yi told Lu Zhou the whole process of their deduction with great interest. Lu Zhou was like listening to the Arabian Nights.
Mongolian house.
"Hurry up!" Liu Yan said, "What time is it?"
Meng Feng: "You cook something yourself!"
Zhang Min said: "It'll be ready soon! Lai Jie! Don't bother chatting with Uncle Meng! Come and help!"
Lai Jie sighed, let his lover sit down, and went to serve the dishes by himself. After a while, Liu Yan began to tell everyone about his experience when he went to the supermarket to buy vegetables. Finally, Meng Jianguo said: "It's very exciting, it's hard for you to make up such a good story. s story."
"It's true!" Meng Feng screamed.
"It's fake." Jue Ming comforted, "It's a new machine we invented, and it was installed on your head last night, so you always thought it was real."
Meng Feng: "???"
Meng Jianguo: "Open the glass ceiling, and the moon will come up."
Liu Yan pressed the remote control, and a bright moon hung high, illuminating the earth leisurely.
New York.
During the Mid-Autumn Festival, everyone gathers together.
"Dad." Zhan Xing said expressionlessly, "I know that my little master, Brother Hu, and I, it's not easy for us to celebrate the festival together..."
Zhan Yang: "Huh?"
Lu Shaorong: "Forget it, don't talk about it, everyone eat more."
Zhan Xing: "But you don't have to take over the entire revolving restaurant here!"
Zhan Yang: "I have money! What's wrong!"
Sun Liang: "Yes, our family is rich, why?"
Exhibition line: "..."
Lin Jingfeng: "I seem to have heard this sentence today..."
Zhan Xing rested his forehead with one hand, and Huo Hu said, "Go to see the moon?"
"Let's take a photo together!" Lu Yao picked up his phone and said with a smile, "Everyone face the moon, come—"
Everyone leaned against the long table, made a "yeah" gesture, and took a group photo together. The full moon behind them illuminated the whole of New York.
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Congratulations on the Mid-Autumn Festival · Fighting Chanjuan in the Frost of the Moon · Part II · Ancient Chapter · "Tianbao Fu Yaolu", "Ying Nu", "Meeting and Joy", "Yaoer" (Ancient Chapter)
"Presumptuous! I am the prince!"
"You are presumptuous! The majestic Emperor Dayu is here! I don't remember having a son like you."
"You...you...Emperor Chen is my uncle! Where did you come from!"
"Da... what? Wait, you said Da Chen?"
The corners of Li Qingcheng's mouth twitched, looking at the young man in front of him, the two emperors' eyebrows were full of hostility, Li Qingcheng asked tentatively, "What did you say your name was?"
"Li Ruo." The young man said calmly, it was Duan Ling, the Grand Prince of Chen.
Li Qingcheng's aura faltered in an instant, and he thought to himself, is it really my ancestor? Li Qingcheng knew the life story of this legendary ancestor, but Duan Ling didn't recognize Li Qingcheng. Duan Ling held half of a jade huang in his fingers, and showed it to Li Qingcheng, Li Qingcheng calmed down instantly, and took out a piece of jade huang as well.
Duan Ling said angrily in an instant: "You dare to fake Chuan Guo Yu Huang?"
Being reprimanded like this, Li Qingcheng suddenly became angry again, and shouted: "Your speed is fake!"
"That... two..." Hong Jun watched for a long time and said, "Should we..."
"Stop talking!" Duan Ling and Li Qingcheng were roaring at each other like two lions, so Hong Jun had to turn his head to find the other one.
The man had short hair and was wearing strange clothes, looking at the scene in front of him with horror and panic.
"Are you guys playing cosplay?" Geng Xiaojie tremblingly said with an unfinished mooncake in his hand.
Hong Jun and Geng Xiaojie looked at each other for a moment, and Hong Jun said, "Where are you from? You are dressed so strangely."
"You are weird!" Geng Xiaojie said: "Why are you all so weird? No, it seems that I am weird now... only I am not wearing ancient costumes! What's going on?"
Hong Jun and Geng Xiaojie stood together and introduced themselves to each other for a long time. Geng Xiaojie roughly understood Hong Jun's origin, but Hong Jun couldn't understand Geng Xiaojie's words at all.
"So you are... the owner of an inn." Hong Jun said, "Is that so?"
Geng Xiaojie said: "Yes, what is an exorcist? Do you really know magic?" He looked at Hongjun suspiciously, and said: "You are so handsome, if you can use magic, it is really against the sky Bar."
Hong Jun patted himself on the body and said: "I don't know why, the mana is sealed..."
"If I'm really your ancestor, what would you say? You jump off here for me now?"
"If you were the ancestor of my Li family, wouldn't you be extinct if I jumped down again? What are you thinking!"
"Stop arguing!" Hong Jun and Geng Xiaojie shouted to Li Qingcheng and Duan Ling together.
"What the hell is this place?" Geng Xiaojie said, "Everyone must find a way to save themselves!"
Hong Jun nodded and said: "That's right! I think this should be a trap set by some monster. Where is Jing Long? I can feel that he is also nearby."
The four of them were standing on a vast and boundless Great Wall. There was a vast sea of grass inside and outside the Great Wall. Apart from that, there was only a full moon shining brightly in the world.
"Who is Jing Long?" Geng Xiaojie asked suspiciously, "Are you a friend?"
"Our family history." Hong Jun said.
Duan Ling suddenly remembered, and said: "It seems that our master is also with me..."
Li Qingcheng said, "By the way, where is Brother Mu?"
A prince, an emperor, finally stopped arguing. Geng Xiaojie said: "Don't worry about those two crazy people, let's go and have a look first. I just took the five-nut mooncake from the aunt on the other side, and I haven't eaten it yet, so I was thrown here."
Hong Jun: "Do you eat Wuren too? Are you so hungry?"
Geng Xiaojie threw the mooncake in his hand: "Keep it, for us it is just a hidden weapon, but for it it is the value of its life."
Hong Jun and Geng Xiaojie walked in front, Duan Ling and Li Qingcheng stopped arguing, followed behind them, and walked along the Great Wall.
"I feel the light in my heart." Hong Jun looked around and said, "It seems... just..."
Under the Great Wall, Caohai Research Institute.
In each of the four training chambers, there is a tall man naked and tall, three with long hair and one with short hair. The blue nutrient solution covered their muscles all over the body. Wu Du was the first one to wake up, and his eyes widened instantly. Eyes, raised his foot and kicked the cover of the nutrition compartment, making a "bang bang" sound.
On the other side, Zhang Mu also woke up, and immediately began to struggle. Li Jinglong and Lu Feihu finally woke up. First, they took a few mouthfuls of nutrient solution, struggled a few more times, and then suddenly calmed down. Lu Feihu frowned, and looked down at Fubi Mask, and then looked at the long-haired man beside him.
The handsome, fair-skinned, well-proportioned naked young man gestured a few gestures that Lu Feihu couldn't understand, and Lu Feihu raised his hand to show his composure. Immediately afterwards, Zhang Mu was the first to kick open the nutrition warehouse door and fell out.
Zhang Mu gasped for a moment, the nutrient solution stuck to his skin, and soon dried up, and then he walked to another nutrition cabin with a puzzled face, Wu Du stopped the action of trying to destroy it, and looked at Zhang Mu. Zhang Mu looked at the other two again. Lu Feihu raised his hand, pointed to his oxygen mask, and then pointed to the lower left corner.
There is a control switch for the nutrition cabin, and there is a circuit board.
Zhang Mu looked down at the control switch, raised his fist, and Lu Feihu instantly made a "pause" gesture, then stretched out his finger, signaling to press it.
Zhang Mu didn't release Lu Feihu, but pressed Wu Du's nutrition cabin, the sound of splashing water receded, the nutrition cabin opened, Wu Du fell out, coughing loudly, Zhang Mu asked, "Where is it?"
Wu Du shook his head in confusion, Lu Feihu pointed at himself again, motioning to let him out.
Zhang Mu waited for Wu Du to get up first, then asked, "Friend or foe?"
"Friends." Wu Du said in a deep voice, "Where are they? Do you know them?"
Zhang Mu got Wu Du's reply, so he nodded, then shook his head, meaning he didn't know. The two observed for a while, and Li Jinglong recognized their conversation through mouth movements, and made a dumb "friend" gesture, and Zhang Mu released Li Jinglong as well.
The three people surrounded Lu Feihu naked, Li Jinglong said in surprise: "What is this for? I remember that I was still admiring the moon last moment..."
"Stop talking nonsense." Zhang Mu said, "Let this person go? I always feel different from us."
"Let it go." Li Jinglong said, then stepped forward and pressed Lu Feihu's button, Lu Feihu fell out, staggered and stabilized his figure.
"This is a nutrition cabin." The first words Lu Feihu came out were: "I used to be a soldier, but I just retired. I reported my family name, which army? Tell me clearly, I suspect that someone else was brought here. "
On the Great Wall, Hong Jun stopped in doubt, Geng Xiaojie said: "So you are a god... Then..." He turned to Li Qingcheng and said: "You are the emperor of Dayu. And you..." He said to Duan Ling: "Yes His ancestors."
Li Qingcheng: "Yes."
Duan Ling: "It seems to be."
Geng Xiaojie: "We all appeared here out of nowhere, what is it all about!"
Hong Jun: "Then what should we do now! Who do you listen to? Where's Jing Long?!"
Li Qingcheng: "That's it, listen to me first..."
Duan Ling: "Why listen to you? Who are you?"
Li Qingcheng: "Then let's listen to you! You have an idea! Ancestors!"
Grass on the sea.
Lu Feihu said: "So...you are all ancient people?"
"They are the ancient people." Li Jinglong felt that he was from the Tang Dynasty, and he was obviously a modern person.
"He's the one." Wu Du pointed to Zhang Mu. Zhang Mu was the tallest, covered in wounds from the war, standing tall on the sea of grass, and the moonlight shone on his naked body.
"Brother Wu is the oldest one." Zhang Mu was silent for a moment, and then said: "Everyone counts, I have to go to Qingcheng. Elderly is respect, Brother Wu, you talk."
Wu Du pondered for a moment, then looked at Li Jinglong.
"There is the Great Wall in the distance." Li Jinglong said: "Why don't you go to the Great Wall first."
"Okay." Lu Feihu said: "You are familiar with this area, Li Jinglong, you can lead the team."
Everyone was naked, but they didn't care. They just walked barefoot on the grassy sea. After a while, Li Jinglong said, "Should we... have to find something to wear first?"
Everyone looked at each other and spread their hands helplessly. Li Jinglong didn't say that it was okay, but said that they glanced around, and Wu Du suddenly said, "Oh, you are not small", and several people laughed immediately. There are three black lines on Li Jinglong's forehead. Although he used to look at it like this when he went to the bathhouse, and occasionally teased each other, it was the first time he did this in front of strangers.
"There should be a temporary camp on Caohai." Li Jinglong said: "Follow me, maybe you can find some armor."
Sure enough, under the leadership of Li Jinglong, they found a sentry tower of the Great Wall barracks, and there were several weapons, armor and combat boots under the tower. It feels very strange to wear a battle skirt and iron armor to fight in a vacuum inside, but I can't care about it for a while. Everyone gave up their helmets, changed into combat boots and combat skirts, tied their quiver with only a few belts on their upper bodies, and each carried a longbow, focusing on lightness, before walking forward.
"Hey, hello, can you hear me?"
The mysterious voice appeared again.
Hong Jun and the others were already tired from walking on the endless Great Wall, when they suddenly heard this voice, they raised their heads one after another.
In the night sky, the sound of heaven resounds through the earth.
"Is anyone there? It's like this. We accidentally made a mistake just now... We haven't had dinner yet, so let's make a long story short. Everyone feels puzzled. That's right, but you can't blame me..."
"Master!"
"Master! Are you making a long story short?"
"Forget it, I'll come."
"Well, you come here..."
Lu Bu sat in front of the pot and tore the shredded green onions, waiting boredly for Haoran and the leader to deal with the pot of egg liquid, half of the faces of Haoran, Qilin and the leader were reflected in the egg liquid. Tongtian also tried to use his fingers to scoop out some egg whites that had not been completely beaten, Haoran said:
"You have to find a landmark building with a core system inside, activate it, and clarify the boundaries. As soon as the egg bubbles, I can send you back..."
Qilin: "Did you hear that? Come on!"
"What is refueling?" Hong Jun asked inexplicably.
Geng Xiaojie: "In our world, there is a means of transportation called the car..."
"Stop saying things I don't understand!" Li Qingcheng finally lost his mind, and Tianyin said again: "I am very optimistic about you, the last world solved it like this..."
"Get lost!" Li Qingcheng pointed his middle finger at the night sky.
Duan Ling: "What a mess."
On the grassy sea, the four of them traveled long distances wearing armor that was ventilated on all sides.
"Understand?" Zhang Mu looked back at the crowd with a puzzled expression.
Wu Du pondered, "A little bit."
Li Jinglong said: "The Buddha said that the three thousand great thousand worlds may be reasonable. In my opinion, it is better to do what they said."
Lu Feihu frowned and said, "Where are the landmarks?"
Li Jinglong said: "At the western end of the Great Wall, brothers, look, there is a pass, maybe it is there."
In the distance, there is a black beacon tower, which is only built of black stones, and it is almost integrated with the night. It is impossible to find it unless you look at it from a special angle.
"What sound?" Geng Xiaojie said suddenly.
Everyone stopped and lay on their stomachs on the Great Wall, only to hear the tremor in the distance. Li Qingcheng suddenly got up and looked into the distance. I saw something under the night, rolling in like a tide on the sea of grass!
"It's the enemy!" Duan Ling shouted, "Hurry up! Light up the beacon tower!"
In an instant, the black tide rushed in front of him, and Geng Xiaojie shouted: "Run first!"
Geng Xiaojie was terrified, but Hong Jun said: "Don't be afraid! Go to a high place!"
Li Qingcheng took off the Son of Heaven Sword, led the crowd across the Great Wall, and arrived at the nearest small beacon tower, where the black tide crashed into the city wall in an instant! Under the city wall, there are tens of thousands of black corpses, which are climbing up the Great Wall layer by layer!
"What is this—wow!" Geng Xiaojie was instantly terrified.
"Light the beacon fire! Ancestors!" Li Qingcheng shouted.
"Get out!" Duan Ling said angrily, "You are the first!"
Duan Ling quickly grabbed Geng Xiaojie by the collar and dragged him to the beacon tower. There were several weapons scattered on the beacon tower, the ground was covered with blood, and several soldiers' corpses lay there. Geng Xiaojie yelled again, and Duan Ling was beside his ear Shouted: "Calm down!"
Geng Xiaojie finally calmed down. Duan Ling found the flint, started to ignite, sparks came out, the mummy climbed up the Great Wall, and began to surge towards the beacon tower. Li Qingcheng shouted and swept away his sword, while Hong Jun found two towers With the dagger on the ground, he and Li Qingcheng guarded a stone step each, and smashed the mummy rushing forward!
"Ah! Is this the flint and steel?" Geng Xiaojie asked.
Duan Ling yelled wildly: "What time is it! You still ask questions!"
Geng Xiaojie suddenly caught a glimpse behind Duan Ling, on the other side of the beacon tower, a mummy crawled up, immediately shouted, made a throwing motion, and threw the mooncake in his hand cleanly!
I saw that piece of five-nut mooncake was like lightning in the dark night, or like a shooting star in the dawn of spring, a black and heavy lump, with the momentum of thunder, it hit the head of the mummy with a muffled sound, smashing it mercilessly!
"I'll be the queen for you!" Geng Xiaojie grabbed a long dagger and rushed to the other side of the beacon tower, where the mummy also climbed up. down.
"Isn't it alright?!" Li Qingcheng shouted towards the height.
"Don't rush!" Hong Jun cut off the mummy and shouted: "The more you rush, the more chaotic!"
Seeing more and more mummies flooded the entire Great Wall in an instant, Duan Ling caught fire in an instant, ignited the discarded torches, and then threw them into the oil pan in the center.
Flames exploded, broke through the night sky, and the beacon tower was ignited!
In an instant, under the light, all the mummified corpses wailed and scattered, and Hong Jun shouted: "They are afraid of light!"
The beacon tower was like an isolated island in the dark, shining brightly in an instant, the black tide dispersed in all directions, bypassed the isolated island, crossed the Great Wall, and rushed to the other side of the Caohai Sea.
On the Grass Sea, the black tide surged earth-shatteringly, Zhang Mu stopped suddenly, the beacon tower lit up in the distance, and a row of torches was raised high, heading towards the end of the Great Wall.
"It's Qingcheng?" Zhang Mu frowned.
"Be careful!" Li Jinglong shouted.
In an instant, the black tide had already rushed in front of him, and the four of them, without waiting for Li Jinglong's order, had already guarded their respective positions and swung their weapons. Lu Feihu used an iron rod, Zhang Mu used a broadsword, Wu Du used a sword, and Li Jinglong used a halberd to strike the mummy. scattered.
"I can't beat it!" Wu Du shouted, "Too many! Stop talking!"
"My queen!" Lu Feihu shouted, shaking his stick.
"The stick technique is good!" Li Jinglong said, "Where did you learn it?"
"I'll teach you later!" Lu Feihu tried his best to push away the mummy, covering his teammates as they charged towards the Great Wall.
On the Great Wall, the prince, the emperor, the Peacock Daming King and the younger brother at the front desk of the inn all marched forward holding torches. The mummy is afraid of fire, so they have all been found. It seems that holding a torch is not dangerous.
"Legalist!" Li Qingcheng emphasized.
"Taoism!" Duan Ling said angrily, "What's your last name? Think about it for yourself?"
Li Qingcheng sneered: "In a world of great strife, heavy codes are needed."
Duan Ling reprimanded mercilessly: "Why did the world of great controversy arise? Material desires are rampant, and people's hearts are lost!"
Hong Jun said weakly: "Forgive me, the Buddhist school is actually not bad."
"Buddhists don't care about governing the country." Li Qingcheng said, "Do you have any brains?"
Geng Xiaojie said weakly: "Are you guys discussing how to govern the country?"
"That's right." Duan Ling said, "What do you think?"
Geng Xiaojie said: "Of course it is prosperity, democracy, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law..."
"Okay, close it." Li Qingcheng dismissed Geng Xiaojie directly, and said to Duan Ling: "I don't agree with you, ancestors..."
"Let's discuss it, discuss it carefully." Duan Ling taught Li Qingcheng a lesson.
"I haven't recognized your identity yet!" Li Qingcheng said.
Duan Ling: "Read the sages' books on governing the country carefully, listen to the sages, and be a good emperor..."
Geng Xiaojie interjected, "This is 'two studies and one practice'."
"The mummy is here again!" Hong Jun found the second wave of mummy and shouted: "Hurry up!"
Everyone ignored the dispute, and immediately ran to the end of the Great Wall in a hurry.
On the Caohai Sea, Zhang Mu strode up against the current, but the target of the mummy didn't seem to be them. He tried to attack occasionally, but after being repulsed by them, he walked around the four of them and ran away.
"Another Beacon Tower!" Li Jinglong shouted, "Someone is watching!"
The four of them rushed towards the end of the Great Wall at high speed, and when they got close, they saw the black beacon tower standing erect, with the words "No. 1 pass in the world" written on it, and a sign was hung on the section of the Great Wall near the black beacon tower.
"What's written on the card!" Zhang Mu shouted while resisting the second wave of mummified corpses, "Here we go again! More than last time!"
"I don't understand!" Wu Du said, "Why are the characters so strange!"
"Not... what?"
Lu Feihu glanced at the high place while he was busy, and shouted: "The construction is not completed! Crawlers should not be beaten and fed! Trespassing at your own peril! Brand placement advertising space for rent! Damn it! What is this?"
Li Jinglong: "Damn it?"
"I said the last sentence!" Lu Feihu roared: "Geng Xiaojie! I saw you! Don't throw stones down!"
"Brother Feihu!" Geng Xiaojie shouted excitedly.
"Your wife?" Li Jinglong reacted immediately and shouted: "Siblings! Rope! Rope! Quick!"
The mummy climbed down over the Great Wall, and the four of them cleared a small area. Li Qingcheng's voice from above shouted: "There is a stone here, just smash it down!"
"No! There are people below!"
After a while of confusion, there were fewer mummified corpses. Duan Ling glanced down and shouted, "Wu Du!"
Li Jinglong, Lu Feihu, and Wu Du hurriedly yelled under the Great Wall, but Zhang Mu took a few steps back and quietly looked at Li Qingcheng on the Great Wall.
Li Qingcheng just smiled, threw a rope down, Zhang Mu ran quickly, stepped on the city wall, and grabbed the rope.
Li Qingcheng and Duan Ling worked together to pull Zhang Mu up, and then Zhang Mu pulled Wudu, one after another, to the Great Wall, and when they met again, they were both exhausted and paralyzed.
"Take a break." Li Jinglong said, "I'll go to the Great Wall later."
The four of them each put their lovers on their backs and stretched their legs to one side.
"Why aren't you wearing pants?" Geng Xiaojie's mouth twitched.
Lu Feihu: "I didn't find it, it will be bare when it comes out, don't touch it, later..."
Duan Ling, Li Qingcheng, and Hong Jun all made the same movement when they heard this. After all, the four of them were in good shape, wearing battle skirts with nothing underneath, so people couldn't help touching their thighs.
Zhang Mu blushed first, stood up, walked to the Great Wall and looked out, Li Jinglong hurriedly followed.
Zhang Mu said to Li Jinglong, "Let's learn from each other."
Duan Ling and others formed a circle and lit a bonfire. Zhang Mu and Li Jinglong exchanged sword skills and halberd skills. Li Jinglong's long halberd was like a swimming dragon, and Zhang Mu's sword skills were full of dominance. Lu Feihu and Wu Du couldn't help themselves Good drink. Hongjun and the rest leaned on the city wall to watch their sparring.
"Brother Mu's legs are so long." Geng Xiaojie said.
Li Qingcheng said: "He pushes me three steps in one step, it's too tall to kiss me, it's like swallowing a sword..."
Zhang Mubai glanced back in his busy schedule, but Li Qingcheng immediately stopped talking.
Lu Feihu taught everyone a set of stick techniques, only demonstrated it once, and the rest of them memorized it. Wu Du taught him a few sword moves, and after a while he was covered in sweat, as if his body had been coated with grease under the moonlight.
"Have you seen enough?" Li Jinglong said to Hongjun, "Let's go."
Hong Jun said: "Let's take a rest, we've been gone for almost three hours, it's strange, the moon never goes down."
Lu Feihu said: "Find the core as soon as possible, safety is paramount. Back it up, let's go!"
So Zhang Mu, Lu Feihu, and Wu Du all came over, hugging or carrying each other, in a hurry, hurry up. Hong Jun had the best physical strength, so he held hands with Li Jinglong and walked in the front with a torch.
The black beacon tower has arrived. This beacon tower is obviously different from any one along the way. There is no fire in the center, only a rune.
"The civilization system is activated." In the middle of the Beacon Tower, a ball of light released its brilliance and slowly rotated. "Testing phase, do not leave the existing area, calculate the boundary value..."
Everyone looked confused, and then a mysterious voice sounded.
"Oh, it's finally over." The voice of Master Tongtian said: "I've been waiting so long that I'm about to fall asleep!"
Wu Du hugged Duan Ling in front of his arms, Zhang Mu wanted to hug Li Qingcheng, but Li Qingcheng blocked him, he seemed a little embarrassed, so Zhang Mu forcibly hugged him in front of him, and bound him to prevent him from struggling.
Li Jinglong hugged Hong Jun, while Lu Feihu hugged Geng Xiaojie horizontally.
"Are we leaving?" Li Jinglong saw the light around his body begin to glow.
"Wow, Chang Shi is shining again!" Hong Jun teased.
"See you again by fate!" Wu Du said.
"See you again!" Lu Feihu said.
Zhang Mu made a "drink" gesture, and just now everyone was still discussing, and someday we can join together and set up a table to drink in Chang'an, where the peach blossoms are blooming. Li Jinglong smiled and said, "Come to Chang'an to drink! I will entertain you!"
System: "Tianbao Fu Yaolu."
Li Jinglong: "The green hills will not change!" As he hugged Hong Jun, the light flashed and disappeared.
System: "Eagle Slave."
Zhang Mu: "Green water flows forever."
"Did you hear that?" Li Qingcheng said with a smile, "I'm talking about you, dumb."
Li Qingcheng and Zhang Mu were teleported away together.
System: "Enjoy each other."
Duan Ling: "???"
Wu Du said to Lu Feihu: "There will be a time later!"
There was a flash of light on Wu Du and Duan Ling, and they were teleported away at the same time.
Geng Xiaojie said stupidly: "It's our turn, what should we say?"
Lu Feihu laughed loudly and said, "You don't know how! Who can tell when there is no one?!"
System: "Yaoer."
Geng Xiaojie: "Oh—"
Geng Xiaojie seemed to understand something, Lu Feihu smiled and said: "Yes, Yaoer."
With a flash of light, Lu Feihu and Geng Xiaojie disappeared flatly.
Master Tongtian separated the last four eggs, and everyone heaved a sigh of relief at the same time.
"What time is it?" Hao Ran said.
"It's all you." Lord Longyang said, "Lv Zhongming!"
"It's all you!"
Everyone in Jin'ao Island looked at Lu Zhongming, and Lu Zhongming's mouth was deflated.
Lu Bu yelled: "I asked my son to find the egg! What! Some opinions are directed at me! My lord can fight!"
Yuchi Jingde immediately said: "That's right! My lord can fight!"
Everyone had no choice but to make up their minds, and Lu Bu continued to cook. The moon was setting on the western mountain, and the Master of Tongtian held a family banquet. Lu Bu said, "Although it is already midnight, the moonlight is not bad now."
"That's right." Qilin said.
Wen Zhongdao: "The moon is always beautiful in the second half of the night."
Wen Zhong, Hao Ran, Zi Xin and Long Yangjun, and Qi Lin's family of four, no, five, Lu Bu also got a baby chair, and the second child's egg was stuck in the baby chair, and everyone had dinner and watched the moon.
"What is the name of the little baby?" Zixin laughed.
"I haven't made up my mind yet." Lu Bu looked at everyone warily, and said, "I'll come up with my own name, so I won't bother you, especially the leader."
Tongtian: "..."
"Come." Hao Ran raised his glass and said, "Mid-Autumn Festival reunion."
"Mid-Autumn Festival reunion!" Everyone toasted.
Lijiang: Snail Inn.
"Clang in clang, clang in clang—" Feng Feng, Zhao Xiang, Lu Feihu and Geng Xiaojie drew a pennant, beat gongs and drums, and sent it to the shop selling rice noodles opposite.
The front side of the pennant reads: Governing the world is like baking pancakes.
Book on the back: Mooncakes with five kernels will shine forever.
Aunt:"???"
After the four bosses delivered the pennants, they dispersed in a hurry. Lu Feihu put his shoulders on Geng Xiaojie's shoulders and said with a smile, "Go home and eat crabs!"
Jiangzhou, silk qin golden boat:
As the boat passed by the river, Wu Du stepped out in a dark blue dress with a tall and straight figure.
"What's your name?" Duan Ling said to the courtier, "Isn't the Taiwei here? I'm leaving. I'm going to watch the moon on a boat."
Wu Du came over to hold Duan Ling's hand, Duan Ling beckoned, Wu Du lowered his head, and Duan Ling whispered in his ear, "Have you worn it?"
Wu Dujun blushed, squeezed Duan Ling's buttocks, picked him up horizontally, and jumped onto the boat with one step. The boat sailed to the center of the river, and a long silver moon shone on the river.
Mount Emei:
Zhang Mu sat lazily under the osmanthus tree, wrapped in a black robe.
Li Qingcheng whispered in his ear, "Hello, Brother Mu."
Zhang Mu didn't speak, but looking at the moon on Mount Emei, Li Qingcheng blew into his ear and whispered, "Brother Mu..."
Zhang Mu still didn't speak, Li Qingcheng untied his belt, when Zhang Mu pulled it off, there was only this robe in Zhang Mu's body, let him peel it off, his chest and lower abdomen, his legs were exposed to the moonlight.
"Brother Mu..." Li Qingcheng only said with his head down, still holding it with his hands, and said seriously: "Why are you silent?"
Suddenly Zhang Mu roared, grabbed Li Qingcheng with both hands, locked him behind his back, and pushed him up. The only reflection in Li Jinglong's eyes was the bright moon in the sky.
Chang'an:
After the mooncakes were eaten and the song was sung, Hong Jun shared the story of disappearing in such an instant, and everyone listened. In the end, they went back to their rooms and rested. In the front yard of the Exorcist Division, there were only Li Jinglong and Hong Jun left.
Hong Jun yawned, feeling a little sleepy. Li Jinglong was very energetic.
"There's no one else," Hong Jun said.
Every year during the holidays, when the song ends and people leave, it is the most sparse, with sweet-scented osmanthus flowers all over the yard, cold tea on the table, and a few fruits lying horizontally on the plate.
"Aren't I?" Li Jinglong smiled.
Hong Jun laughed, looking at Li Jinglong, Li Jinglong spread his hands.
Hong Jun: "?"
Hong Jun looked into Li Jinglong's eyes again, understood, and handed him his hand.
On a quiet night, the Mid-Autumn Festival in Chang'an has passed, and the moon is setting on the western mountain. Li Jinglong took his hand and walked forward without looking back, saying: "They are gone, but we are not. Not scattered."
They boarded the Big Wild Goose Pagoda, looking at the silence of the whole city, the scales and tiles like the sea, the lights in Chang'an City were extinguished one by one, Hong Jun leaned against the stone railing, and Li Jinglong hugged Hong Jun behind him.
The moon is spiritual, and when people leave the market, there will be a shocking beauty of silence. That day, that place, that Chang'an, and all the creatures in this land of China, gradually fall asleep in this silence, and I found myself in my sleep.
Li Jinglong: "What do you want to say?"
Hong Jun: "The moonlight is so beautiful tonight."