Xiamen, Zengcuoan.
Tan Ruikang came to Xiamen for the first time, enjoying the sea breeze, drinking milk tea, wearing sunglasses, wearing a shirt and beach pants, holding his wife, and feeling a little comfortable.
Far away is not so comfortable, even very impatient. He clearly agreed to go to Okinawa for vacation, but Tan Ruikang was so busy that he finally changed his Okinawa tour to a domestic tour and chose a popular tourist attraction. The summer vacation is full of student parties who come out to play. When I arrived at the pier, I saw the team and collapsed in the distance. I thought why I came here to be crowded!
Can't go to Gulangyu, Tan Ruikang is very open-minded, let's go, go to Zengcuo'an, buy a notebook, and stamp it from store to store. Yuanyuan digs mango smoothie and eats it expressionlessly, cover, cover, I see how long you will be bored after playing.
"Xiaoyuan? Come on, let's be happy." Tan Ruikang said, "Buy some gifts for the children to take home."
Tan Ruikang and Yuanyuan pledged to donate ten elementary school students. After returning home, Tan Ruikang decided to visit them again. Yuan Yuan frowned deeply and said, "Is it hot?"
Although there is a sea breeze in Xiamen, it is already thirty-three degrees. Yuanyuan is wearing a sports vest and beach shorts. The heat is unbearable, so he fanned himself with a fan. Turning around, let a few sweaty LO ladies enter the store to buy watermelon juice, behind them came a few pseudo-mothers in Hanfu, followed by a handsome fair-skinned one, wearing a blue-black martial robe, looking curiously Come and see high school students.
The high school student was quite handsome and dressed in men's clothing, like a bodyguard in COS, following behind the fake girls to ask questions. Glancing far away, seeing Tan Ruikang queuing up in the store to stamp his seal, he really didn't want to go in, and it would only get hotter if he turned on the air conditioner and came out again.
"Hey." A weak voice said from behind, and tapped the distant shoulder with his index finger: "Uncle."
Far away: "... ... ... ..."
Yuan Yuan turned around and looked at the man with murderous intent.
Chi Xiaoduo: "Uncle... oh, hello big brother."
Yuan Yuan: "Come here again, I promise not to hit you."
Chi Xiaoduo immediately said, "I'm just here to inquire about something!"
Looking at Chi Xiaoduo from a distance, Chi Xiaoduo looked around, with a puzzled face, and said, "Did you see a man?"
Yuanyuan said sincerely: "I am, and I am still an uncle. Have you never met an uncle? Do you want to take a photo?"
Chi Xiaoduo: "Very young, a high school student, about my age. Wearing a blue COS robe, like a guard."
Yuan Yuan: "No." Then he turned around, thought about it, thought of the high school student, and suddenly exploded: "You are almost too old! And you don't look like a high school student! Why do you call me uncle? When it comes to yourself Just try to put gold on your face!"
Chi Xiaoduo immediately said: "Did you see it?! Where is it?"
Yuan Yuan held a hand-held small fan, sweating non-stop, facing himself, Chi Xiaoduo turned sideways, and automatically stood downwind, Yuan Yuan thought for a while, and said, "Over there."
Chi Xiaoduo: "Thank you..."
Yuan Yuan: "It seems to be over there." Then he pointed in another direction.
"Don't lie to the child." Chi Xiaoduo said.
"Where are you a child!" Yuan Yao motioned to Chi Xiaoduo to see a few elementary school students who couldn't see far away, and said, "That's a child!"
Chi Xiaoduo was very anxious and said, "What should I do? Are you sure you saw it?"
Yuanyuan saw that Tan Ruikang was still in line, so he had to say: "Forget it, I'll take you there. Hey! I'll take him to find someone!" Tan Ruikang didn't hear clearly, looked out, saw Yuanyuan talking to a boy, and waved After making the move, Yao Yuan took Chi Xiaoduo out of the alley of the mango shop to find the high school student.
"What's his name?" Yuanyuan asked again.
Chi Xiaoduo also looked puzzled, Yuanyuan said: "Did you not wake up from your nap?"
"How do you know?" Chi Xiaoduo asked.
Far away: "..."
"Where's Xiaoyuan?" Tan Ruikang finished stamping and came out of the shop with a dazed expression on his face.
"That." Li Jinglong ran quickly outside the store and said, "Brother..."
Tan Ruikang looked at the guard in cos uniform, Li Jinglong was sweating non-stop, his chest was soaked in sweat, and said, "Did you see, a..."
Suddenly another person came from behind. Xiang Cheng took off his sunglasses and frowned deeply: "Why did they all run away in the blink of an eye? Did you see a boy who just woke up and walked past here?"
Tan Ruikang immediately said: "It should be... the direction is here, follow me."
Li Jinglong and Xiang Cheng set off immediately and walked along another street. Li Jinglong was very anxious, raised his hand, glanced at the Applewatch in his hand, and said: "There are four hours left, don't go back, once the time wheel is closed, that guy Will stay here...”
Tan Ruikang: "?"
Xiang Cheng and Li Jinglong walked in front, Xiang Cheng said: "The exorcist has sent reinforcements, the only thing that can be caught is a cat demon, don't be nervous."
Li Jinglong: "I don't know where Hong Jun went, in case someone finds out..."
Xiang Cheng waved his hand, indicating that everything is easy to talk about, and said, "Put it on me."
The three entered a remote alley, Tan Ruikang said: "There is a milk tea shop in front, I just got my seal, have you gone to the milk tea shop?"
Xiang Cheng and Li Jinglong were absent-minded, and they were startled when they heard the voice, and turned to look at Tan Ruikang.
Xiang Cheng: "Why are you still here?"
Tan Ruikang: "I'm looking for someone."
Li Jinglong urged: "Go, go..."
Standing outside the glass window of the "Jiejue Shitai Milk Tea Shop", Hong Jun was completely shocked when he looked at the cakes displayed in the milk tea shop!
"My God, are these edible things?" Hong Jun murmured, the clerk smiled and gave him some to try, Hong Jun ate a piece, and a flash of lightning flashed across the dark sky in an instant.
"Ahhh!" Hong Jun almost burst into tears: "What is this?!"
"Bring... tiramisu." The clerk was also frightened.
Hong Jun: "..."
Clerk: "..."
"Can you give me some more?" Hong Jun said.
"Finally found you!" Chi Xiaoduo ran out of breath, and Yuan Yuan rushed over, Chi Xiaoduo said: "Don't run around again."
Hong Jun said to Chi Xiaoduo and Yuan Yuan: "Try this quickly!" Then he fed Yuan Yuan and Chi Xiaoduo to try the tiramisu.
Far away: "..."
Chi Xiaoduo: "How much do you want, buy it and eat it, go to Li Jinglong quickly, they are going to die of anxiety!"
The clerk packed a cake, and Chi Xiaoduo suddenly remembered and said, "That's bad." Then he said to Yuan Yuan, "My card has one billion, but when I took him shopping today, I entered the wrong password and it was frozen. I don't have my phone with me…”
"You were scammed by a text message, right?" The corners of Yuan Yuan's mouth twitched: "Then do you want to lend you two hundred yuan, and the card can be unfrozen?"
Hong Jun said: "Can you untie it by roasting it?"
Chi Xiaoduo: "No, no, just don't talk..."
Yuan Yuan took out his mobile phone, asked the clerk to scan the payment, and paid for the cake. Hong Jun asked: "Can I have another one, I want to take it back for them to eat."
Yuanyuan: "Sweep casually."
Then, Yuanyuan noticed that there was a huge cat in the store. Since they came outside the store, the cat immediately bowed its back and looked at the three of them nervously.
"It's so big." Yuan Yuan said, "What do you eat to grow so big?"
Yuan Yuan walked in and stretched out his hand to touch it, but the cat backed away a little, opened its eyes wide and showed its canine teeth, Yuan Yuan got closer, it backed up a little, Yuan Yuan said: "Come here, you are just a cat! "
Chi Xiaoduo wiped off his sweat: "Okay, don't eat too much..."
Hong Jun: "There are many people in our family, and there is a fish."
Chi Xiaoduo: "I just met that handsome guy. If it weren't for my good looks, he wouldn't buy it for us. Don't ask for too much, I'm so sorry..."
Hong Jun: "He should think I'm good-looking, right?"
Chi Xiaoduo drew three black lines on his forehead, glanced around, and said, "Did you find that monster?"
"Monster? That's right!" Hong Jun finally remembered that the cat demon ran into the Gate of Time. A month ago, Artest went on a business trip to Tubo and brought him a prayer wheel when he came back. It is said that it can Reverse time. As a result, when collecting the monster, Hong Jun took it out, shook it for an unknown number of times in a daze, and was accidentally snatched by the monster, so with a bang, he was teleported to...
… a thousand years later.
After the cat demon escaped, he disappeared without a trace. Hong Jun and Li Jinglong were taken on planes, trains, and cars, and followed them all the way here. They ate tomato egg noodles, instant noodles, and steak, and went to watch a movie halfway. , Hong Jun's curiosity exploded, and finally the exorcists unanimously decided that he should not be exposed to too many strange things.
It was not until Xiamen that the whereabouts of the demon cat was finally tracked down. There were less than twelve hours before the time limit for the reversal. Li Jinglong's mood was quite complicated now. The four of them were looking for the whereabouts of the demon cat. He ran away without a trace.
Chi Xiaoduo: "What should I do! You will all be teleported away! Now the monster still..."
The next second, there was a loud noise in the store, and he rushed out with a long stride, shouting: "What the hell is this!"
Chi Xiaoduo: "..."
Hong Jun: "..."
Even though he was far and well-informed, he couldn't explain the scene in front of him at all, and shouted: "Is this a movie? Where's the director?! Your props are out of control!"
Immediately afterwards, a huge three-headed cat rushed out of the store, roaring:
"Meow!"
Then he landed on all fours and ran wildly after the distance.
"Run!" Yuan Yuan did not forget to shout.
"Monsters!" Chi Xiaoduo immediately shouted, "There are monsters! Everyone hide!"
Far away: "..."
There was a commotion in the distance, and Li Jinglong immediately became vigilant, and everyone stopped in Zengcuo'an Main Street. Yuan Yuan rushed out from the alley, Tan Ruikang said: "Finally found someone, Xiao Yuan!"
Yuan Yuan shouted: "Run!"
Immediately afterwards, Yuanyuan came up with a trick of rolling. When he stood up, he pulled Tan Ruikang's shirt off his body, and turned around to shake off the shirt. A giant orange cat with a height of nearly five meters and three heads rushed out of the alley. Yuan Yuan immediately waved his shirt and passed the giant cat.
Tan Ruikang was shirtless, dumbfounded.
Xiang Cheng and Li Jinglong jumped up at the same time, each drew their wisdom swords, and supported the monster from the left and right sides together. Xiang Cheng flew up a few steps along the wall of the house in the alley, and Li Jinglong turned over on the roof, exerting strength at the same time, and shouted: "Go!" !"
The giant orange cat rolled in the air, flew across the main street, and fell on the open space. In an instant, the whole Zengjiao'an exploded. Everyone took out their phones and started taking pictures. Chi Xiaoduo and Hong Jun chased them out from the alley. He took out a short wand, waved it in the air, and shouted: "Shut down all of them!" Then an arc was drawn, crackling, and all nearby mobile phones lost signal and turned off at the same time.
Hong Junfei flew into the air, jumped over the roof, shook the Lihun pollen kit, and everyone started sneezing with a swipe.
"Give me back the clothes..." Tan Ruikang put on his shirt, and the two looked at each other.
Tan Ruikang: "Do you want to make a movie?"
"Don't panic!" Chen Zhen rushed over and immediately said, "Find me a piano!"
"Who are you?" Yao Yuan said, "But it's not important, can you explain to me what this is?!"
Chen Zhen: "The piano... I'll tell you what it is if you find the piano, find me the piano!"
Xiang Cheng and Li Jinglong stared nervously at the cat demon. The three heads of the cat demon turned to different directions. Li Jinglong said: "It's too fast, and there are no dead ends."
Xiang Cheng: "You hold it steady, I'll find a way to find a piano for Chen Zhen."
Yuan Yuan: "Is this a monster?"
"Correct answer!" Chi Xiaoduo said: "It must be taken back! I will explain it to you later!"
Far away: "..."
Looking around from a distance, I found a flower shop. I found a dried dogtail grass from outside the shop, raised it slightly, and shook it twice. The heads of the three cat demons turned around together. Hong Jun also arrived and said: "This method is good!"
Chi Xiaoduo also went to get a root, and threw a root to Hong Jun by the way, and the three of them each took a dog's tail grass.
Tan Ruikang ran into the coffee shop, threw the card on the counter, and said, "I bought your piano!"
Xiang Cheng: "I'll do it."
Tan Ruikang: "It's okay."
Xiang Cheng: "It's still me, I can't let you spend money..."
Chen Zhen rushed in and said angrily, "What order is grabbing at this time! Hurry up!"
The three of them worked together to push the piano out, and the situation outside formed a strange stalemate. The cat was teased by Chi Xiaoduo, Yuan Yuan and Hong Jun, and it was a bit insane. The rope to bind the demon, the golden wheel in the right hand, always be ready to rush forward if the situation is not right.
Tan Ruikang pushed the piano out and moved his fingers: "What are you playing?"
Chen Zhen said: "Don't bother me, I'll be fine." As he spoke, he pushed Tan Ruikang away and sat in front of the piano.
"Do me a favor!" Li Jinglong threw one end of the medicine rope to Tan Ruikang, and shouted, "Use this to cover its head later!"
"Which head to use?" Tan Ruikang said: "There are three heads!"
Xiang Cheng: "Anything! Use whatever is convenient for you!"
Chen Zhen pressed the keys with ten fingers, the music sounded loudly, the whole world seemed to be hypnotized, and then Beethoven's beautiful rotunda flowed from his fingers, and the whole Zengcuo'an seemed to be collectively hypnotized under the scorching sun, and the cat demon immediately The three heads turned to Chen Zhen together.
"Do it!" Chi Xiaoduo shouted, throwing the dog's tail grass.
Yuan Yuan and Hong Jun turned around and ran away, while Xiang Cheng and Li Jinglong rushed forward, drew their weapons, and slammed into the cat demon fiercely with golden lights all over their bodies. The two paws of the cat demon popped out the sharp claw blades, and grabbed it down suddenly!
Tan Ruikang flicked the noose and looked nervously at the cat demon, and then the cat demon became obviously sluggish in the music, Li Jinglong and Xiang Cheng each shouted, holding the cat's two front paws with the wisdom sword, and overturned it On the ground, the moment the cat demon was turned over, Tan Ruikang swung the noose quickly and threw it out.
The noose was put around the neck of the cat demon in the middle, and Chen Zhen pressed the piano suddenly, and a sound wave rolled up on the spot, knocking out the cat demon. As soon as the noose in Tan Ruikang's hand came out, the end of the rope flew over by itself, binding the demon cat into rice dumplings.
Xiang Cheng and Li Jinglong jumped onto the roof respectively, holding up the nine-character mantra in their hands, and shouted at the same time: "Take it!"
The power of the two Fudo Ming Kings was radiant, and the mantras flew towards the cat demon, and they were suddenly closed. Said: "Give me back!"
A strange distortion occurred in the surrounding space, and with a "meow", the demon cat was pressed into the space-time gap and disappeared buzzing.
In the square, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Yuanyuan and Tan Ruikang looked at each other.
"Thank you." Chen Zhen stood up and came over to shake Yuanyuan's hand: "You two can be our honorary members."
Yuanyuan: "It's your turn to explain... ah-sneeze!"
Tan Ruikang: "Ah, what are you guys... ah-choo!"
Chi Xiaoduo and Xiang Cheng came over and shook hands with them cordially. Li Jinglong and Hong Jun came over, bowed to them, bowed, and said, "Thank you, thank you!"
distant:"????"
Tan Ruikang: "?"
The five exorcists turned around at the same time, pretended nothing had happened, and slipped away.
Ten minutes later, Yaoyuan stood in the coffee shop with a confused face, and said to Tan Ruikang, "Why did you buy a second-hand piano from Yamaha?"
Tan Ruikang: "I don't know, did I say I want to buy it?"
Boss: "The card has been swiped, can I send it back for you?"
Yuanyuan: "But we already have one! What are you thinking?"
Tan Ruikang: "I really didn't buy a piano!"
Two hours later, Yuan Yuan looked manic, and sat by the pier with Tan Ruikang eating ice cream.
Tan Ruikang said depressedly: "I also know why I would go to buy a piano from a coffee shop..."
Yuan Yuan said: "Okay, okay, don't think about it, people sometimes do strange things."
Tan Ruikang hung Yuanyuan's shoulders, and the two sat on the bench, looking at the sea. The weather cooled down, Yuanyuan's mood became much better, and he suggested: "It's all here, why don't we go out to sea by boat?"
"Hey! Good!" Tan Ruikang said: "I'll buy the ticket, let's go on a cruise and have dinner."
Princess Elizabeth, at 7:30 in the evening, the sea breeze is blowing.
Yuanyuan and Tan Ruikang were eating at the buffet when someone patted their backs.
Chi Xiaoduo: "Hello."
distant:"?"
Looking at Chi Xiaoduo from a distance, I always feel that this person seems to have met somewhere, Chi Xiaoduo said: "Let's eat together, come."
Tan Ruikang carried the plate and went over with Yuanyuan. Beer and barbecue were placed in front of the big table on the deck. When Chen Zhen saw the two coming, he raised his hand and smiled, "Hi."
Chi Xiaoduo brought Chen Lang something to eat, and signed with him in sign language. Chen Lang laughed so hard that he nodded.
Yuan Yuan sat down, Tan Ruikang looked at everyone with a blank face.
"Okay." Li Jinglong raised his hand in greeting.
"Hello." Xiang Cheng also greeted.
Yuanyuan turned his head to think about it, but he didn't understand, so forget it.
—Fanwai. I don’t know what to call this episode. End—