The phone spun and fell, landed in the mud, half inserted, and slowly sank. Chi Xiaoduo's mind suddenly flashed the joke that the phone fell into the pit when going to the toilet and someone called, and the phone vibrated with the incoming call and slowly sank.
Ahhh—no what the hell was I thinking! The monster is awake!
Chi Xiaoduo was out of his wits, but the facts did not allow him to do any more complicated thinking. Following a burst of eardrum shock pain, Chi Xiaoduo spun, the monster rushed towards the ladder, Xiang Cheng let go, and the whole person flew straight down.
Xiang Cheng twirled in the air and pulled the zipper of the sports bag. In an instant, half a bag of soybeans flew out. Then Xiang Cheng grabbed the corner of the fresh-keeping bag with his fingers and yanked it in the air.
With a crash, the soybeans scattered all over the sky, Chi Xiaoduo looked down, and saw Xiang Cheng running along the wall at high speed, the monster bumped into the wall, Xiang Cheng turned over, the spell seemed to be shouted out. Immediately afterwards, the soybeans all over the sky shot away like a meteor shower, all emitting golden light and bouncing in the air.
As soon as Xiang Cheng landed on the ground, he rushed to his mobile phone, put it in his trouser pocket, turned to face the monster, and the monster roared ferociously, setting off a hurricane!
Chi Xiaoduo saw the whole picture of the monster clearly: it had a ferocious head, its upper and lower fangs were nearly one meter long, and its whole body was covered with black scales. It was as sharp as a guillotine, its claws gleamed with a cold light, many scales fell off, and black blood flowed out.
It has a dragon-like body, five or six meters long, and a fish tail with shining armor-like fins on both sides. When it swung it away, it seemed to cut Xiang Cheng in half at any time. When it turned around and was about to chase Xiang Cheng, Chi Xiaoduo found that one of its eyes was already blind, and the other eye was the green light that it had just seen!
What's this! Where have you seen it? !
Chi Xiaoduo always couldn't remember, his memory was in a mess, he couldn't help but be disturbed by the scene of Xiang Cheng collecting the ghost car last time, and instantly remembered the monster on the printed notice that he saw in Yulan Lane!
Very similar, not exactly the same, what is it called? Kiss! right! It's owl kiss! But why... is there any weakness? Can you help Xiang Cheng? Chi Xiaoduo took out his phone and started Baidu.
Baidu! You just know it!
However, there is no signal in the sewers...
Chi Kiss stopped moving, raised his head suddenly, and let out a long and continuous whistle, which echoed in the hollow pipe.
Xiang Cheng didn't care about casting any more spells, he pulled out the demon-suppressing banner from his bag, shook it in the air, and instantly a ghost car flew out of the demon-suppressing banner, screaming sharply! Chi Xiaoduo's ears were almost pierced, and the screams of the two monsters almost made him vomit blood, but Xiang Cheng seemed to be interfering with their howling.
Immediately afterwards, the ghost car rushed around, as if trying to escape, but Xiang Cheng dragged the demon-suppressing banner back, strangled the ghost car's chest, and jumped onto the ghost car's back! The ghost car crashed wildly, Xiang Cheng roared: "Get up!"
Xiang Cheng drove the ghost car in a circle, and flew towards the cave where Chi Xiaoduo was hiding. The howling sound of the owl kiss became louder and louder. Chi Xiaoduo raised his head anxiously, and saw Xiang Cheng anxiously yelling something to him.
At the same time, the water channels in all directions buzzed and vibrated, as if something was rapidly approaching the central area along the pipeline.
"What?!" Chi Xiaoduo couldn't hear, and the conversation between the two was covered by the howling sound of the owl kiss.
Xiang Cheng mouth-shaped: jump—
Chi Xiaoduo came back to his senses, jumped up, and jumped down.
The moment Chi Xiaoduo just jumped out, he was in mid-air, black mud was sprayed out from the twelve pipes behind him at the same time, and thousands of small black monsters rushed out! Like a rotten animal, in mid-air, it grabbed Chi Xiaoduo fiercely.
Sigui with silver light burst out from Chi Xiaoduo's back hood, circled gracefully, scattered light powder, and formed a light belt, blocking all the black water monkeys!
Xiang Cheng held Chi Xiaoduo with one arm, and the two spun in mid-air. Xiang Cheng kicked the back of the ghost car, and the ghost car wailed and fell to the ground.
Chi Xiaoduo yelled, Xiang Cheng shook the demon banner again, and took the ghost car back again!
The scene was chaotic, Chi Kiss stopped crying, and an overwhelming army of water monkeys rushed towards the two of them. Xiang Cheng pushed Chi Xiaoduo behind the wall, stood tall, clasped his hands together, spread his left palm flat, and pointed his right hand to the sky, shouting angrily!
The scattered soybeans flew up in a flash, shining golden light and criss-crossing each other. Each soybean was flickering with runic light and bounced wildly. Chi Xiaoduo was dazzled and shouted excitedly. The water monkeys that rushed towards them rushed forward, but were shot through by the golden beans, wailed, and turned into blue smoke.
As Xiang Cheng put his hands down again, hundreds of golden beans shot in salvo, swirling around like shooting stars, filling the entire space. Once the bean-scattering technique was released, he lost his protection, and Xiang Cheng pulled out the magic pestle and shook it away.
In the blink of an eye, Chi Kiss opened his bloody mouth and rushed towards the two of them. Without fear, Xiang Cheng put his arms around Chi Xiaoduo with his left hand, and picked up the magic subduing pestle with his right hand. He bumped into the Demon Subduing Pestle, and immediately after a thousand catties of weight pressed it up, Xiang Cheng kicked back suddenly, with his feet against the wall, trying his best to support the weight of the behemoth, and bowed in an arc.
Chi Xiaoduo: "..."
Everything happened so fast that Chi Xiaoduo didn't even have time to react. At that moment, Chi Kiss roared like a tsunami at the two of them. After opening his throat, he stretched out his curled inner tongue, which was connected to the tip of the inner tongue. , a black, scarred figure appeared.
The half body of that "person" was attached to the tongue of Chi Kiss, as if it was a monster transformed by its mouthparts. Chi Xiaoduo couldn't think of such a thing coming out, and he was so frightened that his liver and gallbladder split instantly.
"Ahh—" Chi Xiaoduo finally called out.
The person in Chiki's mouth was bloody and his face and head were covered with scars. He stretched out his hands and grabbed Xiang Cheng's head. Chi Xiaoduo rushed forward to block those hands.
But at the moment of contact. On the remaining left eye of Chi Kiss, the pupil suddenly narrowed into a line.
There was a loud noise, Chi Kiss kicked back forcefully, his huge body rolled on the ground, his left eye was fixed on Chi Xiaoduo, Xiang Cheng wanted to catch up, but Chi Kiss got into the drain pipe with the magic pestle stuck in his neck. In the blink of an eye, thousands of water monkeys followed the kiss and disappeared.
The passage was quiet and muddy, as if nothing had happened.
Ladygaga's voice is still echoing: "GAGA, Olalala..."
Xiang Cheng took out his phone and turned off the music.
Chi Xiaoduo: "..."
Xiang Cheng: "..."
"Oops!" Chi Xiaoduo came back to his senses and shouted, "Subduing Demon Pestle!"
"Don't chase." Xiang Cheng said, "We have found the right owner."
Chi Xiaoduo was almost exhausted, Xiang Cheng bowed and said, "I'll carry you on my back."
Chi Xiaoduo was not polite anymore, and lay on Xiang Cheng's back. Xiang Cheng walked to the exit of the pipeline where Chi Kiss escaped and looked out, making sure that there was no danger, and then slowly left along the pipeline, carrying Chi Xiaoduo on his back.
Both of them were covered in dirty and smelly mud, and Xiang Cheng walked slowly along the waterway.
"It rushed out like this, won't it harm people?"
"No, it's almost dawn, and the sun will weaken its magic power."
"What if we come out again tonight?"
"It can't survive the night, as long as it is forced out, the drive committee will carry out encirclement and suppression."
"But what if it hides?"
"The Subduing Demon Pestle was nailed to its body, and I embedded a talisman into its body, so it's easy to find its hidden whereabouts." Xiang Cheng replied.
"Aren't you going to take away your soybeans?" Chi Xiaoduo asked again, "What if you want to scatter beans into soldiers next time?"
"Buy another half a catty." Xiang Cheng replied, "Doubing can only be used once."
"The more soybeans, the stronger the power?" Chi Xiaoduo asked curiously.
"Yes." Xiang Cheng replied.
"Then why don't you buy a sack and carry it to collect the monsters?"
Xiang Cheng laughed, without looking back, he looked up at the end of the passage, and walked slowly, there was a bright light there.
"Because I can't carry it." Xiang Cheng said.
Chi Xiaoduo laughed loudly, Xiang Cheng hissed, and said, "Hold tight, I'll show you a trick."
Chi Xiaoduo put his arms around Xiang Cheng's neck and leaned on his back. Xiang Cheng freed his hand and made a retracting gesture in the air. The golden light beans shone brightly, like a golden meteor shower in the passage, catching up with him. them.
"Wow." Chi Xiaoduo saw the golden light beans twinkling like stars, circling around them, Xiang Cheng turned his head to look into Chi Xiaoduo's eyes, smiled, and then spread his hands, the soybeans flew into his hands one after another Converged, then injected into the bag.
"You were kidding me." Chi Xiaoduo said.
"Bean is very expensive." Xiang Cheng said, "Next time I will give you one as a souvenir."
Chi Xiaoduo sighed.
Xiang Cheng said: "I've worked hard on you today. I shouldn't have brought you out. I don't feel relieved to leave you at home. Fortunately, you came and can find out the whereabouts of that guy."
"Well, it's okay, you came here to protect me." Chi Xiaoduo knew that this memory would be erased sooner or later. It seemed that after the exorcism was over, he would still smell the snuff bottle for himself, but he didn't say anything , It’s useless to say it, so be it.
At least for now, it's beautiful.
The passage gradually lit up, and it was already morning. The two stood dirty at the water outlet by the Pearl River. Xiang Cheng asked Chi Xiaoduo to carry him on his back, and climbed up the maintenance ladder.
Outside Haizhu Square, there were morning exercise uncles and aunts everywhere. When they saw two smelly people crawling out, they almost had a heart attack from fright.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." Chi Xiaoduo and Xiang Cheng entered the subway car, and everyone automatically backed away ten meters.
Xiang Cheng looked at Chi Xiaoduo with a dirty face, and shook his head helplessly as he watched Chi Xiaoduo smile.
Chi Xiaoduo is a little depressed. Anyway, we almost saved the whole world just now, but it stinks a bit. Don't be like this.
Xiang Cheng bowed his head to send a text message to Kuang Desheng. Chi Xiaoduo suddenly remembered the ban of the expulsion committee, and whispered: "We scared him away, Director Li won't punish you."
Xiang Cheng hesitated for a moment, but still didn't send a text message.
Chi Xiaoduo had an idea and said, "Yes!"
At eight o'clock, a round of red sun shines on the Pearl River, people come and go on both sides of the river, and ships whistle.
In the deepest part of the river bottom, Chi Kiss rolled in pain, emitting black smoke amidst the humming of the engine, but as it moved, the Demon Subduing Pestle got stuck deeper and deeper.
With a depressing roar, Chi Kiss opened his mouth, and inside the mouthparts, the monster-like person shot out along the undercurrent at the bottom of the water, carrying air bubbles, up against the river.
An hour later, in the meeting room of Wang Ren's studio.
Wang Ren: "..."
Chi Xiaoduo: "..."
Wang Ren: "Chi Xiaoduo, what kind of fun activities did you guys play last night? It's too harsh."
Chi Xiaoduo: "It's a long story, I'll tell you later, let Xiang Cheng sign the contract first."
The personnel of Wang Ren's company signed the contract with Xiang Cheng and copied his ID card. Chi Xiaoduo asked Wang Ren to help issue the certificate. I’m talking about you, and now I want to attach a duck to my company as a security guard, don’t you think you have a mental problem?”
"No, no." Chi Xiaoduo said, "Xiang Cheng is a great hero who saves the world. Believe me, you have done well with this business. Let's go, goodbye!"
At 10:30, Xiang Cheng rode his bicycle and walked around to the door of Shaxian snacks. Kuang Desheng was opening a shop and stared at the two in a daze. Xiang Cheng raised his hand, motioned him not to say anything, borrowed the kitchen, entered Yulan Lane with Chi Xiaoduo, entered the office under the eyes of a group of exorcists, put the certificate of the employer and the work contract on the Another director's desk.
"Xiang Cheng." Director Lu put on his reading glasses and said, "Have you found it?"
Xiang Cheng said, "Call first and apply for a temporary exorcism qualification."
According to the contract, Director Lu said, "Tell me what's going on with your muddy body first."
Xiang Cheng replied: "It fell during the investigation, and I know what it is."
Director Lu nodded, issued a certificate to Xiang Cheng, stamped it, Xiang Cheng went downstairs to fill out the form, asked Chi Xiaoduo to wait in the yard, and went out to take pictures.
Elder Qu looked at Chi Xiaoduo, who smiled and greeted him.
"Mr. Qu, do you have breakfast?" Chi Xiaoduo asked while holding a soy milk fritter.
Mr. Ou didn't talk to him, so Chi Xiaoduo started eating on his own, the mud all over his body had dried up.
Xiang Cheng pasted his dark one-inch photo on the form, and handed in the form, which gave a temporary exorcism qualification certificate for floating population. Xiang Cheng folded it up and put it in his pocket, went into Director Li's office, and came downstairs. Chaochi Xiaoduo said, "Let's go."
Chi Xiaoduo said, "Is this the end?"
"I'll take you home first." Xiang Cheng said, "Take a bath and rest. They have been notified of the news. The drive committee meeting will be held soon, and I don't need to attend."
Downstream of the Pearl River, deep in the drainpipe on the other side.
A cloud of black smoke flew in, swirling in the air, revealing a man kneeling on the ground, screaming angrily and in pain.
"what-"
The man's voice echoed in the sewer.
Chi Xiaoduo was so sleepy that he couldn't figure out his mind. After finally returning home, he was covered in mud and fell on the sofa. Xiang Cheng turned around smartly, and grabbed Chi Xiaoduo with a national standard tango around his waist. .
"Take a bath first." Xiang Cheng led him into the bathroom in a gust of wind, undressed Chi Xiaoduo, and turned on the hot water.
Chi Xiaoduo: "..."
Chi Xiaoduo immediately became sober, do you want to take a bath together? !
Xiang Cheng took off Chi Xiaoduo's clothes, but went out again. Chi Xiaoduo almost died of brain congestion. Standing under the hot water faucet, he felt that the water was a little hot.
After a while, Xiang Cheng stripped naked and went into the bathroom.
Chi Xiaoduo: "!!!"
Chi Xiaoduo's face was flushed, but the bathroom was full of steam, Xiang Cheng didn't notice his face, Chi Xiaoduo stepped aside a little and let Xiang Cheng flush.
"I'll rub your back." Xiang Cheng said.
Chi Xiaoduo was so embarrassed that he didn't speak. He felt that Xiang Cheng was rubbing the towel on his back with both hands, and it was full of foam. Chi Xiaoduo was already so hard that he was going to burst. He lowered his head, turned his back to Xiang Cheng, and his brain was congested with blood, just like the few times when he was drunk, his brain was buzzing.
Big and small, love was buzzing in his mind like a heartbeat.
The bathroom fell silent, only the sound of splashing water, neither of them spoke, the hot water, the skin, the texture of the skin where the palms and backs were attached, and the mint smell of the sports shower gel.
"Tired?" Xiang Cheng's voice said from behind.
"It's okay." Chi Xiaoduo's breathing became a little rough, and he said, "A little... Lack of oxygen."
"I'll give you a massage later." Xiang Cheng said, "Relax, wash off first."
Chi Xiaoduo was dizzy and closed his eyes. For some reason, a thought came to his mind. In the end, will this memory be erased too
The steam was rising in the bathroom with the sound of water splashing, like a sudden rainstorm outside the window that covered the whole city, the sky and the earth were gray, Chi Xiaoduo turned his head and saw water droplets dripping down the window slowly.
"Ah, it's raining." Chi Xiaoduo said.
Xiang Cheng looked sideways.
"It's raining." Xiang Cheng replied, washing Chi Xiaoduo's hair, the two stood under the lotus, his fingers stroked Chi Xiaoduo's wet hair, Chi Xiaoduo felt numb all over, and raised his head comfortably , close your eyes.
"I'll rub your back." Chi Xiaoduo was still a little aroused, but now he felt much better, unlike the eroticism that filled his head when the two "frankly faced each other" at the beginning, it was replaced by a gentle and charming atmosphere.
Xiang Cheng turned around, and Chi Xiaoduo felt that he had touched his one, and it was still hard.
Chi Xiaoduo: "..."
Chi Xiaoduo stood under the water and rinsed off the foam, stood behind Xiang Cheng, and rubbed his back hard. Xiang Cheng's naked back muscles were knotted, and his shoulders had a male sense of security. His figure was well-proportioned, and every inch of his muscles was hard. Thin, Chi Xiaoduo rubbed hard for a while, then touched his waist, Xiang Cheng immediately grabbed Chi Xiaoduo's hand.
"Itchy." Xiang Cheng said.
Chi Xiaoduo laughed haha, Xiang Cheng held his wrist, and the two of them twisted a few times, Chi Xiaoduo was afraid that if this went on, he would uncontrollably hug him, thinking about it, he became hard again .
"I'm done washing." Chi Xiaoduo said.
Xiang Cheng let him go, and Chi Xiaoduo fled in despair. He went out to dry his hair and get the water out of his ears, and managed to hold himself back.
"Xiaoduo." Xiang Cheng opened the shower curtain and said, "Get me a pair of underwear."
Chi Xiaoduo brought him his underwear, and entered the room without saying a word.
Xiang Cheng came in after taking a shower, and saw Chi Xiaoduo wearing pajamas, sitting cross-legged on the bed, leaning on the bedside to watch his mobile phone, and outside the window behind him was rainwater flowing along the glass.
"What are you thinking?" Xiang Cheng asked.
"It's nothing." Chi Xiaoduo blushed, looked up at Xiang Cheng, and smiled.
Chi Xiaoduo was wondering if he could find a common mailbox, write down the memories of himself and Xiang Cheng together, send it to the mailbox, and then set a time for the mailbox to send a letter to his mobile phone. For example, three months later, or half a year later, together with all the things they were together, to remind their future self.
In this way, even if the memory is cleared, this feeling can be regained.
But what's the use? Xiang Cheng should just regard himself as a good friend, a family member who can talk, share troubles and happiness, a companion who relieves loneliness and relies on each other.
Xiang Cheng sat down, and Chi Xiaoduo immediately switched the phone to the web page.
"Are you in a bad mood?" Xiang Cheng asked.
"No." Chi Xiaoduo asked with a smile, "Is there?"
"Why don't you talk anymore?" Xiang Cheng said, "After returning home, I seldom talk."
Chi Xiaoduo replied, "I'm a little sleepy."
"You sleep on your stomach." Xiang Cheng said, "I'll push the oil for you, and you'll sleep after pushing."
Chi Xiaoduo lay down, Xiang Cheng was shirtless, wearing a pair of pajama pants, bent over to find essential oils, Chi Xiaoduo stared at him intently. If it was said that Chi Xiaoduo had the slightest idea of finding a boyfriend just now, it has been thrown out of the blue because of Xiang Cheng's serious expression and warmth.
Xiang Cheng's cell phone rang, Chi Xiaoduo gave it to him, Xiang Cheng went out to answer the phone, Chi Xiaoduo heard him say: "Okay, I'll be there soon."
Sure enough, Xiang Cheng came in and said, "I have to go out."
"Bring an umbrella." Chi Xiaoduo said, "It's raining too much."
Xiang Cheng nodded, the two looked at each other for a moment, and Chi Xiaoduo said, "I'll go with you."
Xiang Cheng waved his hand and said, "They are about to go on a mission."
Chi Xiaoduo raised it in his heart, and said, "Then...be careful."
Xiang Cheng changed his clothes, and Chi Xiaoduo bought them for him, but he was reluctant to wear them, so he put back on the migrant work clothes he used to collect demons, put on a pair of slippers, put his bag on his back, and said, "I'll be back in the afternoon."
It started to thunder outside, Chi Xiaoduo escorted him to the door, Xiang Cheng patted his head vigorously, leaned over, closed his eyes, and touched his forehead against his side.
"You sleep." Xiang Cheng said.
"Be careful." Chi Xiaoduo said.
"Don't worry." Xiang Cheng said, and then entered the elevator.
Chi Xiaoduo closed the door and began to write his memoirs.
"My name is Chi Xiaoduo..." Chi Xiaoduo said, "No, of course my name is Chi Xiaoduo, and I wrote it for myself, um, no need to introduce myself."
Chi Xiaoduo typed a line: "Hello, I am you from the past." No matter how you look at it, it is full of horror and suspense in science fiction movies, and then deleted it, changing the sentence "Don't ask me who I am", which feels even more terrifying. So I finally decided not to worry about the opening remarks, and went directly to the topic.
"Xiang Cheng...is an exorcist." Chi Xiaoduo said to himself, "Although it's hard to believe, but it's true, he has been hiding it from you for a long time, no, should I use 'you' or ' What about me?... oh my god what am I writing about!"
Chi Xiaoduo felt like two schizophrenic people were writing a self-analysis report on snake schizophrenia. They typed less than 200 words on their mobile phone, threw it aside, and stopped writing.
Chi Xiaoduo fell asleep, and vaguely, he had a dream.
The tide rises and falls, and the sea breeze blows, hits the reef, breaks into thousands of glowing crystals and floats away.
Each piece of crystal reflects an endless world, which is the flowing time and childhood memory. Xiaochi and Xiaoduo crawled on the reef, and turned to call their friends over.
His playmates were too far away to be heard. He saw a bottomless sea cave and slowly crawled into it.
Lying in the cave was a big black fish that slowly heaved and panted. From Xiaochi Xiaoduo's perspective, it looked as big as a stranded ship. what is this? Chi Xiaoduo thought to himself, walked up to it, and stroked its tail.
When the tail moved, Chi Xiaoduo was startled and fell to the ground.
"Woo—" The monster's voice echoed in the cave like a siren, and with that movement, the scales of the fish peeled off and dripped blood.
And just above the monster's head, a ray of light lit up, changing from a faint light spot to a window-sized green light, and the monster opened its eyes.
Chi Xiaoduo tremblingly walked around to the other side, trying hard to distinguish what it was, but found that it still had one eye that was very cloudy, emitting black air, half-closed eyelids, and was already blind.
"You, you, what are you? Do you have a name?" Chi Xiaoduo asked.
The monster didn't answer, and slowly closed its eyes.
Chi Xiaoduo asked nervously and excitedly again: "Are you a monster? Are you stranded? You..."
A wheezing sound came from the monster's throat, like a giant bellows.