"Are you afraid that I will smell Lihun pollen for you?" Xiang Cheng said.
"Yes." Chi Xiaoduo replied.
Xiang Cheng said, "I just want to come in and see you."
Chi Xiaoduo moved towards the bed to make room, Xiang Cheng unzipped his tracksuit, and slept on the bed almost naked. Chi Xiaoduo's arm rubbed against Xiang Cheng's body, feeling very comfortable and comfortable .
"You're so cold." Chi Xiaoduo said.
"I just took a cold shower." Xiang Cheng replied, turned off the light, put Chi Xiaoduo's shoulders, "What are you looking at?"
"Weibo." Chi Xiaoduo could already feel Xiang Cheng's guilty conscience, "Tell the truth."
Xiang Cheng's thoughts were shown on his face, Chi Xiaoduo said: "Qiqi came today, did he send you a message?"
Xiang Cheng heaved a long sigh in the darkness.
The floor-to-ceiling windows of the living room were opened silently.
Sigui nestled in the pillow, looked up nimbly, then spread his wings and flew up, landed on the coffee table, facing the charming summer night outside the window.
The wind gusts blow in.
Qi Wei stood in the community, raised his hand slightly, and sent it towards the balcony above. The spinning powder in his hand turned into a Milky Way and flew towards Chi Xiaoduo and Xiang Cheng's home.
"Actually, you don't need to explain this."
Chi Xiaoduo's voice came from the room.
"How can you not explain?"
Xiang Cheng's voice came to the living room, Sigui fell on the coffee table, turned his head, and combed the feathers on his wings.
Chi Xiaoduo's voice:
"As long as you smell Lihun pollen while I'm asleep, I'll forget about it, right?"
"That's right, but I don't want to, Chi Xiaoduo, I don't want to..."
"If I forget these, will you still stay with me?"
"I like Guangzhou and I want to stay here."
"That's all right, where's the bottle? Here, give it to me. As long as you don't go."
"wait… "
"Give it to me."
"Don't worry, I'm not wearing anything, do you think I have pollen? I just want to tell you, I don't want you to lose our memories together, Chi Xiaoduo..."
"I suddenly remembered, before I smell the pollen, I still have a little thing, please promise me."
"what?"
"..."
Sigui's wings spread slightly, and the pollen swirled outside the window, but they still couldn't enter their home.
After a while, the door opened, and Chi Xiaoduo ran out barefoot, saying, "Where's the pollen?"
"You... Chi Xiaoduo! Wait for me!" Xiang Cheng chased after him, seeing the light outside the window, he went to close the window first, and said angrily, "Get out!"
Chi Xiaoduo sneezed on the sofa behind Xiang Cheng.
Qi Wei heard it, put away the light powder, and left.
Chi Xiaoduo looked dazed, obviously his memory was broken, Xiang Cheng hurriedly ran back and snatched back the snuff bottle with one hand.
"Ah..." Chi Xiaoduo looked at the snuff bottle, then at Xiang Cheng.
Xiang Cheng; "..."
Chi Xiaoduo: "..."
"I'm sorry." Chi Xiaoduo said, "But... strange, what am I doing? Are you going to..."
Chi Xiaoduo blushed, Xiang Cheng covered the snuff bottle and remained silent.
"What happened just now?" Chi Xiaoduo asked.
Xiang Cheng replied, "Nothing."
Chi Xiaoduo: "???"
Chi Xiaoduo's memory was completely confused. He saw Xiang Cheng packing up his things and dumping the cigarette butts in the ashtray.
"Why do you smoke so much?" Chi Xiaoduo asked.
Xiang Cheng took a deep breath, did not answer, put on his clothes and pants, and sat on the sofa, feeling a little at a loss for a while.
"What's wrong with you?" Chi Xiaoduo asked blankly, "Are you in a bad mood?"
"Don't talk." Xiang Cheng raised his hand, but his eyes were looking away, not meeting Chi Xiaoduo's gaze.
Chi Xiaoduo sat down beside him.
"Don't turn on the TV either." Xiang Cheng said, "I want to be quiet."
"Who is Jingjing?" Chi Xiaoduo said.
Xiang Cheng: "..."
Chi Xiaoduo scratched his head, got up inexplicably, went into the kitchen, poked his head out after a while and asked, "Would you like something to eat?"
"Don't eat."
Xiang Cheng sat in the living room smoking a cigarette.
"Strange, why am I hungry again?" Chi Xiaoduo said to himself, took some bread from the refrigerator, warmed up some milk to eat, then went to get the phone, yawned, and suddenly remembered.
Just bought a phone today! But Xiang Cheng doesn't seem very happy? Chi Xiaoduo didn't dare to speak, thinking that it might be because he bought a mobile phone for him, so Xiang Cheng felt that his self-esteem was hurt
Too bad, this has the opposite effect, Chi Xiaoduo didn't dare to say anything, but said cautiously: "I'm going to sleep."
Xiang Cheng raised his eyes, glanced at Chi Xiaoduo, and said nothing.
Chi Xiaoduo fell on the bed and rolled around, the sunfish in his heart was dying.
"What should I do?" Chi Xiaoduo said, "He doesn't seem to like being taken care of by me at all! Is this the self-esteem of a straight man?"
Chi Xiaoduo lay face down, wanting to die, sobbing and looking up.
"No? Why is it dark?" Chi Xiaoduo checked his phone, it was already eleven o'clock.
Did you go out to play this afternoon? ! Chi Xiaoduo was completely confused, forget it, forget it, let's go to bed first. He always felt that something was wrong, but these mistakes had been whistling away by Xiang Cheng's forty-five-degree sadness, leaving no traces.
When Chi Xiaoduo heard the sound of the door opening, it was Xiang Cheng who came in. He lay motionless on his stomach, pretending to be asleep.
Xiang Cheng covered him with the quilt, closed the door and left. Chi Xiaoduo immediately jumped up and stuck to the door to eavesdrop on the voices outside, and heard Xiang Cheng seem to be sighing.
Chi Xiaoduo thought otherwise, so you just handed me a 400,000 card, at worst it will be debited on your card at that time, you bought it for me, what's the matter. Sometimes Chi Xiaoduo is also afraid of giving unfairly, and always hopes that he can give more to others, otherwise he will feel uneasy and embarrassed.
It is very rare to be able to calmly accept other people's kindness to him. Chi Xiaoduo thought that he had to pay attention to the way he gave in the future, and fell asleep in a daze.
In the early morning of the next day, Xiang Cheng's knock on the door woke him up.
"Go to work." Xiang Cheng said outside the door.
"Huh?" Chi Xiaoduo was at a loss, isn't it Sunday? It's already Tuesday! what happened? !
Chi Xiaoduo got up in a hurry, thinking that something was wrong, and after running out, he suddenly remembered that he already had a certificate! The boss would not dare to get angry with him even if he was late, so he brushed his teeth and washed his face slowly and sat down to have breakfast.
"Aren't you afraid of being late?" Xiang Cheng said.
"It's okay." Chi Xiaoduo drank the porridge carelessly, and Xiang Cheng asked again: "Did you sleep well last night?"
Both of them seemed a little embarrassed, Chi Xiaoduo said: "I had a dream, I dreamed that you were chasing me with a snuff bottle, and then I ran in front, yelling "Come after me, come after me."
Xiang Cheng: "..."
Chi Xiaoduo laughed and said, "I don't know why I have such a strange dream."
"I washed your pants for you." Xiang Cheng replied.
Chi Xiaoduo hummed, and after breakfast, put his hands under the table to observe Xiang Cheng's every move to make sure if he was angry or not. But everything is as usual, Chi Xiaoduo said: "The food you cook is so delicious, if I leave you one day, I will definitely die."
"Then don't leave me." Xiang Cheng put away the bowl and said casually.
Chi Xiaoduo was instantly elated and said, "By the way, I kind of want to... resign. I don't really want to go to work, I want to stay at home."
Xiang Cheng: "..."
"Well, what do you want to do when you resign?"
"I haven't thought about it, but are you going to look for a job?" Chi Xiaoduo said, "Why don't we open a restaurant."
"Cooking food for people you don't know will have no texture. It will be difficult to eat. You can only make delicious dishes for people you want to take care of."
Xiang Cheng answered what he said yesterday again.
Chi Xiaoduo's heart skipped a beat, his face blushed, Xiang Cheng dried his hands, took the bicycle key, and sent him to work.
When entering the unit, all colleagues behaved a little strangely.
"Morning, Xiaoduo."
"Morning." Chi Xiaoduo sat at the desk blankly, because of the matter with Xiang Cheng and the phone yesterday, he was not in a good mood, and after a while, he got up with a cup, went to pick up coffee, and when he passed by the apprentice's desk, The apprentice rushed forward and screamed: "Master—"
Chi Xiaoduo dragged the apprentice who was holding his thigh for five meters with a blank expression, to the coffee machine, and said, "Master has passed the exam, you can follow me to eat hot and spicy food."
"Master, are you leaving?" the apprentice said, "Where is Master going? Take me and pretend to fly."
"Who told you that." Chi Xiaoduo filled up his coffee and dragged his apprentice back. The apprentice banged his head on the file cabinet and said, "They said it."
"Who spread the rumor that I'm going to resign!" Chi Xiaoduo thought to himself that it was time for him to resign, and he said lazily at the same time that he didn't want to do this job because he was too tired.
Everyone in the office looked at Chi Xiaoduo with strange expressions.
"Xiao Duo." The boss opened the door of the office and said, "Come here."
The boss sent WeChat to scold the construction while greeting Chi Xiaoduo. The two arrived in the office of the dean. Are you planning to resign?"
"Ah?" Chi Xiaoduo looked confused and said, "No, did I say it?"
"You said it yourself yesterday." The boss said suspiciously, "What the hell are you doing?"
Chi Xiaoduo came to his senses immediately, and quickly borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, saying, "Ah, it seems..."
"It's best not to say goodbye!" The boss also reacted instantly, and said, "It's okay! Dean, let's go back first!"
"No, no! I remembered!" Chi Xiaoduo said decisively, but he didn't remember anything.
"No no, I made a mistake."
"I resign! I resign!"
"The two of you go out to discuss and come up with a definite answer first, and Li Wei, what are you doing holding Xiaoduo's feet all this time..."
"There's no need to discuss it!" Chi Xiaoduo said shockingly, "I'm resigning! Thank you, Dean, and Boss, for taking care of me. I'm leaving now..."
Chi Xiaoduo completed the resignation as quickly as possible, and it took a month to hand over, which was said to be a month, but in fact it could be done in a week, and there was no need to come every day. Before noon, Chi Xiaoduo once again expressed his sincerity to everyone He bid farewell to him happily, once again like a husky undressed, holding the second cardboard box, and rushed out of the office with a happy face to welcome his new life.
While waiting for the elevator, Chi Xiaoduo received a call from his best friend.
"Chi Xiaoduo, the coach said that the class will start in the afternoon, and the class will be taught on a recurring basis, and you can learn as you go." My best friend just woke up at noon, and said boredly, "My cousin found it for me."
"Ah?" Chi Xiaoduo was puzzled and asked, "What are you looking for?"
"Judo." My best friend said.
"Looking for Judo? Is Judo a person?" Chi Xiaoduo didn't know why, but felt that everything was strange today, and asked, "What's wrong with Judo?"
"Chi-Xiao-duo!" My best friend growled on the phone, "Don't play dumb for me! Let me go again! My old lady swallowed you!"
"..."
Chi Xiaoduo stepped out of the elevator and stood at the door of the design institute, suddenly a little dizzy with happiness.
"I resigned!" Chi Xiaoduo said into the phone.
"Yeah." Xiang Cheng's voice was the same as before, Chi Xiaoduo felt a sense of security when he heard his voice.
"I'm going to learn judo with my friends this afternoon." Chi Xiaoduo said, "Don't pick me up."
"Learn judo?" Xiang Cheng asked, "To deal with me?"
"I don't know..." Chi Xiaoduo walked down the steps with a cardboard box in one hand, smiled brightly, and said, "She asked me to accompany me to study, Qiqi signed up for us, and I will go in the afternoon, I will take a look... There is still half an hour, don't pick me up at night, I will go back by myself."
Xiang Cheng smiled in front of him and said, "I haven't left all this time, I'm waiting downstairs."
Chi Xiaoduo: "..."
Xiang Cheng didn't ask Chi Xiaoduo why he resigned, and the two found a place to have lunch. Chi Xiaoduo found that Xiang Cheng was very quiet—not a quiet one who talked less, but being with him was very comfortable, as if he wanted to be with him no matter what. Whatever he does, Xiang Cheng can take over tacitly.
Xiang Cheng was holding "Story Club", and Chi Xiaoduo was holding Naipaul's "Mysterious Massager". The two sat in Starbucks, reading in the bright early summer sun. Xiang Cheng is tall and has long legs, so sitting on the sofa is always a bit cramped, so Chi Xiaoduo asked him to take off his sneakers and put his feet on his lap.
Ahhh—this is really a beautiful love affair! Chi Xiaoduo really wants to confess his love to Xiang Cheng, but if Xiang Cheng only treats him as a friend, he will only humiliate himself by confessing.
As soon as the window paper was torn, nothing was left.
How do you break up a straight guy? Chi Xiaoduo tried hard to recall, how did he win over the straight male classmates around him in the past? As if he didn't make any effort, the straight male student naturally bent over.
Take Wang Ren as an example, Chi Xiaoduo remembered that Wang Ren seemed to be bent without knowing it, and insisted that the two were pure brothers when he bent, until they broke up after graduation, Wang Ren cried loudly while drunk, hugging Chi Xiaoduo Let go, Chi Xiaoduo only found out when he lived in the dormitory in the middle of the night and wanted to take off his pants.
There is another boy from the Chinese Department who studies by himself in the classroom that Chi Xiaoduo often goes to every day. After going to meet him, Chi Xiaoduo often brings him breakfast, and then eats together every day. Xiaoduo also accompanied him to light candles for the girl... Lit a candle and confessed, the Chinese man asked the girl out, and Chi Xiaoduo followed behind with a cake and an umbrella as a follower. The Chinese man was rejected, and Chi Xiaoduo returned Accompany him uncomfortable. In the end, when the Chinese man liked him, Chi Xiaoduo thought he was too weak and ran away.
Later, I heard that this kind of thin, tall, elegant and bespectacled boys are well-groomed and well-dressed, and Chi Xiaoduo regretted it when he thought about it.
There is also a senior who majors in architectural design in the college and is a sporty senior. Chi Xiaoduo, in the spirit of sharing weal and woe with the college, supports him crazily every time he plays a game, and brings him clothes and water. When it was raining heavily, he went to comfort him who lost... In the end, the senior was also bent.
right! Based on this process, Chi Xiaoduo came up with a way to break up a straight man—be nice to him. If a straight man is moved, he may bend over, so he must be considerate and considerate of him like spring rain turns into rain!
Xiang Cheng: "What do you think?"
"No." Chi Xiaoduo watched Xiang Cheng lost in thought for a long time, looked away and said, "I was thinking about the plot in the book." OS in my heart: I was thinking about how to break you.
His best friend's phone kept ringing, Xiang Cheng took his foot off Chi Xiaoduo's body, and glanced out of the French window, there was a BMW parked by the side of the road, it was the one Xiang Cheng had driven before, the window was rolled Come down, revealing Qi Wei's face, Qi Wei wearing sunglasses, whistled at them.
"I'm disturbing your relationship!" Qi Wei teased, "Lend your little sunfish for a while."
Chi Xiaoduo blushed and roared angrily, "Let's go!"
"I'll take him back tonight." Qi Wei said to Xiang Cheng again.
"What do you want to eat tonight?" Xiang Cheng asked Chi Xiaoduo.
"As... as you like." Chi Xiaoduo said, "I'll go first."
The BMW drove away, Xiang Cheng stepped on the bicycle, put on headphones to listen to music, and rode home.
"How did you sleep last night?" Qi Wei looked at Chi Xiaoduo through the rear mirror.
"Qiqi." Chi Xiaoduo said, "Won't this topic seem like we're too familiar?"
Qi Wei laughed, and his best friend was sitting in the back seat, obviously a little nervous because he was going to learn judo, and asked again: "Is that the duck you like? It has a good temperament, it doesn't look like it."
Chi Xiaoduo rested his forehead with one hand and said, "Can you stop calling him that? He's not a black man."
Qi Wei said: "Xiang Cheng is a warm man who has been injured."
"You know him again?" My girlfriend said, "What's the relationship between you two?"
Qi Wei replied: "I met him when I went to the ghost town of Fengdu. He took a part-time job as a tour guide and led a group to earn money. I also temporarily worked as a tour guide for a few months."
"So it's like this—" My best friend and Chi Xiaoduo exchanged glances, but Chi Xiaoduo was a little surprised and said, "Why are you a tour guide?"
"It's fun." Qi Wei whistled teasingly again, "The value of life lies in experience first, and creation second, can't it?"
Chi Xiaoduo thought about the value of life, you just have money to burn.
Qi Wei sent the two of them to the judo gym, and Chi Xiaoduo also started to get a little nervous, but the class that Qi Wei reported to them was obviously the most advanced Gao Shuai Fu package + short-term crash course.
Chi Xiaoduo did not encounter the treatment of being pushed around like a sandbag by his seniors as soon as he came up. Instead, a coach taught two people, and an assistant teacher played a sandbag for them.
After the coach taught some basic skills, Chi Xiaoduo and his best friend were asked to practice by themselves, and went to drink Kung Fu tea.
Chi Xiaoduo and his best friend started chatting and gossiping while bouncing around, playing the boring game of come and come and kick me. The two knew each other from the age of five to the third, as long as they met, their mouths would never stop, except for eating and talking.
"Sunfish." My best friend said, "How is your relationship with Brother Duck going?"
"Fathead Fish, don't call him a duck." It's not that Chi Xiaoduo didn't want to be called by his best friend's name, since he was a child, he has been calling each other by nicknames, and over time he even forgot their names.
"Stop talking nonsense." My best friend said, "Let my brother introduce you to someone. They are handsome and rich. There are many people who play Xiaoling in their wechat group. You are so funny, go and play with others."
"Stop talking, Xiang Cheng is a straight man." Chi Xiaoduo stopped his best friend from kicking him, and asked, "Do you think the chances of me breaking him are high?"
"A duck." The best friend said impatiently, "What are you talking about straight men, don't they understand these things themselves? My mother told you, they understand it very well!"
"Are you here to find someone or to be a woman!" Chi Xiaoduo said patiently, "How many times have I said this! You need to change 'old lady' to 'other'! People!"
"I told you." My girlfriend said solemnly, "Xiang Cheng must know that you like him, but he is just hanging on to you, because you are willing to give money! Buy him something! Old... people advise you, this matter is useless, you should find someone else." It's reliable."
Chi Xiaoduo completely ignored her best friend's earnestness and said, "If I want a straight man to fall in love with me, what should I do?"
"Hey, old... I'll tell you, listen carefully." My best friend said, "Why do men love women? You have to pretend that you can't do anything, look cute and cute, and wait to be fed at any time. Waiting for food to be cute, you are not being cute, or you are preparing to be cute, so that he will feel that you cannot do without him."
"People who make a living by selling cuteness can arouse their desire to protect, want to take care of you, protect you, and be gentle at ordinary times, don't be too cruel, shout and kill when you have nothing to do, and don't show that you are good at everything Understand, keep a good sense of proportion, let him feel that you depend on him occasionally, make him feel that he is needed, that his status is very important, and that the world can't do without him."
"Don't meddle with him, worship him, do what he likes, seize the key points and opportunities, and praise him sincerely. Apart from these, you also need a beautiful woman in the north who is independent from the world and at least has some money. When you are bothered, you have to be interesting, and go to the side to be a quiet white lotus flower. When he needs you, you have to fly over like a bird... You have to trust him, and you can't dig into his feelings and past. You have to bring your own dowry room, take the initiative to write his name, if you have brothers and sisters, you can’t complain about his behavior of supporting the family, you have to honor his mother, get close to his brother, and give him face in front of outsiders... "
"Why does it sound like I have deep resentment?" Chi Xiaoduo stopped and said, "Did your blind date last week succeed?"
Girlfriend: "Of course not, do you understand?"
"The core problem is to let him take care of me." Chi Xiaoduo said, "I'm waiting to be fed, I understand."
"Practice with the coach." My best friend signaled Chi Xiaoduo to seduce the judo coach, and said, "Inspire him to protect the weak man's nature, go."
Chi Xiaoduo: "..."
Chi Xiaoduo thought about a cute plan, touched in front of the coach, lay down on the ground, and did not move.
Coach: "Get up, what's wrong?"
"I'm playing dead." Chi Xiaoduo tilted his head and said.
The coach laughed, picked up Chi Xiaoduo, and put him on the mat. My best friend made a Bingo gesture—successfully cute.
night:
"Can I eat?" Chi Xiaoduo said pitifully, "I'm so hungry."
"Right now." Xiang Cheng was busy in the kitchen, turned around and said, "Tired from practice?"
"Yeah." Chi Xiaoduo lay limply on the dining table, propped his chopsticks upright on his head as tentacles, waved them around boredly, imitating a snail, and said, "And it's boring, I miss you."
"I'll take you there tomorrow, and then I'll go out to do some errands, and then I'll watch you practice." Xiang Cheng replied, "Is someone bullying you?"
Chi Xiaoduo felt as if he had succeeded in being cute, so of course he couldn't let Xiang Cheng go, otherwise he wouldn't be able to gossip with his girlfriends.
After eating enough, Chi Xiaoduo lay on the sofa in a desperate state and burped.
Xiang Cheng: "Go take a shower."
“Too full to eat…”
Chi Xiaoduo couldn't do it when he was hungry, he couldn't do it when he was full, he couldn't do it when he was hot, he couldn't do it when he was cold.
Xiang Cheng: "..."
"Get up and watch TV." Xiang Cheng picked him up and let him lean on the sofa, Chi Xiaoduo slowly slid down again, Xiang Cheng hadn't washed the dishes, so he took a pillow to support him, Chi Xiaoduo again He burped and watched Xiang Cheng wash the dishes.
While washing, Xiang Cheng looked back at Chi Xiaoduo and met his gaze.
"What are you looking at?" Xiang Cheng said indifferently.
"Watch you wash the dishes." Chi Xiaoduo said, "This position is uncomfortable."
Xiang Cheng came over to dry his hands and changed his position.
"Aren't you going to wash it?" Chi Xiaoduo said.
"I'll talk about it later." Xiang Cheng took out the remote control to watch TV.
Chi Xiaoduo wanted to be cute and successful.
"No one is taking care of you, you will starve to death." Xiang Cheng joked with a smile, "I have to pack you in my bag when I go out."
"Yes." Chi Xiaoduo said, "Don't send me to the aquarium, I will be bullied by electric eels and octopuses."
The next day, Chi Xiaoduo bounced back and forth, and his best friend dodged each other's shadowless feet.
"You're totally in love!" My girlfriend said, "Which straight man would say something like putting you in a bag!"
"Really?" Chi Xiaoduo said, "Maybe he meant to put me in four garbage bags separately." As he spoke, he dodged his best friend's trick to flirt.
Girlfriend: "..."
For nearly a month, Chi Xiaoduo acted cute at night, reported to his girlfriends during the day, and successfully learned a little piggyback throw and knee cart. He thought that the task had been completed, no, why did he regard judo as a task? what task
Chi Xiaoduo's work handover was also successfully completed, and he received the issued certificate and seal by the way, and happily showed it to Xiang Cheng.
Xiang Cheng said, "This certificate can be exchanged for 500,000 in three years?"
"Yes, yes." Chi Xiaoduo said, "Many design institutes and environmental protection companies are vying for it outside."
Xiang Cheng couldn't understand it at all, he didn't have to do anything, just hand over the certificate to the design institute, and he could get a huge sum of 500,000 at one time. According to what Chi Xiaoduo said, the certificate can still be kept by the hospital, as long as the hospital has read it, signed the contract, and handed over a set of complete materials including copies.
"What have you been up to lately?" Chi Xiaoduo found that Xiang Cheng was not at home more often. After sending Chi Xiaoduo to class every day, Xiang Cheng rode a bicycle and went somewhere.
"Looking for a job." Xiang Cheng said so.
Guangzhou has ushered in the summer of June. Chi Xiaoduo saw that Xiang Cheng was sweating profusely every day. He expected that it would not be a return to his old job. Every day, Xiang Cheng seemed to have complicated thoughts. Chi Xiaoduo wanted to find a serious job for Xiang Cheng, but he was afraid that Xiang Cheng's self-esteem would be hurt like the last time he bought a mobile phone.
Although Xiang Cheng is still very happy with the new mobile phone, Chi Xiaoduo is thinking about how to beat around the bush to find him a decent and rich job without making him suspect that the workload and remuneration are not equal. . He just got the certificate that day, and he showed it off in Moments, when Wang Ren called.
"Hey, Chi Xiaoduo." Wang Ren said, "Where's my security guard? When will he come to work?"
Chi Xiaoduo: "..."
"The certificate will be given to you immediately." Chi Xiaoduo said, "Don't talk about it."
Chi Xiaoduo glanced at Xiang Cheng who was on the sofa. Xiang Cheng was expressionless, sitting and watching TV.
"Sell yourself to me too." Wang Ren said, "Have you had enough fun? Come to work tomorrow."
"No—" Chi Xiaoduo wailed, turned over on the sofa to bask in the sun, and said, "I'm not going to work!"
"I'm not talking about you." Wang Ren said, "You don't go to work any more. Is it interesting to stay with a duck at home every day? If you don't work, the duck doesn't work either?"
"He wants it." Chi Xiaoduo said.
"Ducks don't work," Wang Ren said. "Won't his pride as a man be hurt?"
These words hit Chi Xiaoduo's weakness, Chi Xiaoduo cast one eye and peeked at Xiang Cheng.
"I'll come to you tomorrow." Chi Xiaoduo said, "I'll settle the issue of the certificate, and we'll talk about it when we meet. The phone call is coming, so I won't talk to you."
Chi Xiaoduo hung up the phone and answered another call from Qi Wei.
"Xiaoduo?" Qi Wei said with a smile in his voice, "I have something, I want to borrow your Xiang Cheng, can I?"
Chi Xiaoduo: "???"
Xiang Cheng came over, took the phone in Chi Xiaoduo's hand, and hummed casually. Except for Chi Xiaoduo, he seemed to have an indifferent attitude towards everyone. His sentences were simple, and he burst out in a few words. .
"understood."
"Let's talk about it later." Xiang Cheng said, "I'll think about it."
Chi Xiaoduo looked at Xiang Cheng with doubts in his eyes.
Xiang Cheng said, "I might go to Beijing in a few days."
Chi Xiaoduo: "How long will it be? I'm going to pack my things. Have you bought the ticket yet?"
"I'll go." Xiang Cheng said, "Do something for Qi Wei, and there is an exam by the way."
"What exam?" Chi Xiaoduo asked.
"Certificate." Xiang Cheng said, "Come back soon, don't worry about it."
Chi Xiaoduo followed behind Xiang Cheng and asked, "What certificate?"
Xiang Cheng replied casually: "National first-level registered drive..."
Chi Xiaoduo: "???"
"Drive..." Xiang Cheng stopped talking, turned to look at Chi Xiaoduo, and said, "Give me a month."