what is this? ! ! God! !
Chi Xiaoduo thought he was dreaming, no, it must be a dream! How many heads does this bird have? ! Chi Xiaoduo was still counting the number of the bird's heads, but the monster collided with Xiang Cheng. Xiang Cheng just took out the bundle of red ropes from his pocket, but he was hit so that he rolled on the ground, and the red rope flew to Chi Xiaoduo. In the seat next to Duo.
Chi Xiaoduo stared blankly at Xiang Cheng, the strange bird opened its mouth again, the black air gathered into a ball, flew in all directions, hit Chi Xiaoduo's back, splashed everywhere, and the carriage was immediately filled with black mist.
"Let's go!" Xiang Cheng yelled at him.
Chi Xiaoduo was already dumbfounded, and moved to the side. The voice of Westlife in the earphones was singing to the climax, the sky was falling apart, the sun and the moon were dark, and his emotions were at their peak. It was too late to say it, and then Xiang Cheng flew forward, Rolling over with him in his arms, pushed him down on the seat, and shouted: "Tie me the demon rope!"
"What... what?" Chi Xiaoduo plugged in his earphones, couldn't hear clearly, and his thinking was obviously out of touch with the evolution of reality, holding Xiang Cheng's metal stick, Xiang Cheng shouted: "Don't touch the magic pestle!"
Chi Xiaoduo pressed the bundle of red rope, and hurriedly let it out after being yelled at. Xiang Cheng got the magic weapon, and the strange bird pounced on him again, its claws scratched at him, and nine heads pecked at him together. However, Xiang Cheng lifted the subduing pestle and stabbed it at the strange bird's chest, and the strange bird let out a terrible cry, with black air coming out of its body, as if it was very afraid of Xiang Cheng's weapon.
Xiang Cheng was in a hurry, and shook the red rope outward, and the red rope immediately turned into a net, blocking the strange bird's retreat.
The strange bird flew around in the enclosed space, its nine heads violently tore at the red rope, Chi Xiaoduo's hand was exposed under the seat, he took out his phone, turned on the video function, and dangled outside.
The strange bird neighed and fell to the left, Chi Xiaoduo's hand turned to the left; the strange bird fell to the right, and Chi Xiaoduo's hand turned to the right.
Immediately afterwards he heard Xiang Cheng's muffled groan. The strange bird was wrapped in a red rope and rushed straight up. The subway stopped, and the strange bird pounced with strength. Then he was thrown out, and the subduing magic pestle was released from his hand, spinning on the ground.
The moment the strange bird screamed with four heads, and ferociously pecked at Xiang Cheng's eyes—
Chi Xiaoduo rushed out from under the seat, picked up the subduing magic pestle, and hit the strange bird's head violently.
The monster bird made a piercing scream, Chi Xiaoduo's ears were buzzing, and his head was in severe pain, but he grabbed the magic subduing pestle and beat the monster bird without thinking. Xiang Cheng kicked the monster bird with both feet. fly out.
The screaming stopped, and the strange bird rolled out of the car, turned into black gas, and shot onto the escalator with a swipe.
Xiang Cheng picked up the red rope and chased him out again. Chi Xiaoduo caught up with Xiang Cheng before the subway closed and shouted, "Wait!"
The two rushed up the escalator, Xiang Cheng jumped over the ticket gate and exited the station, Chi Xiaoduo hurriedly swiped his card, this time Xiang Cheng was spotted by the staff, and someone from a distance shouted: "Hey! Don't evade the fare! The one in the bathrobe of!"
The black air brushed against the ceiling and flew towards the stairs, and then shot out. Xiang Cheng wanted to chase again, but was stopped by the staff. Xiang Cheng was too late, and hit the ticket inspector in the subway, knocking him flying Going out, he fell his head backwards towards the security inspection machine, and was sent in by the conveyor belt.
Chi Xiaoduo: "..."
This alarmed the security guards, Xiang Cheng turned around and ran away, but was surrounded by three security guards, Chi Xiaoduo shouted in desperation: "Don't do it!"
The security guard stepped on the bathrobe, and Xiang Cheng grabbed the bathrobe, unable to run away, so he leaned his back against the wall and took a breath.
At eleven o'clock, in the police station.
Chi Xiaoduo sat down and called Yang Xingjie for help, but Xiang Cheng was questioned repeatedly by the police.
"What is your relationship?" the policeman asked.
"Ah." Chi Xiaoduo looked at Xiang Cheng anxiously.
"It has nothing to do with him." Xiang Cheng said in a deep voice, "The trouble I caused, come to me."
"Yo." The policeman said, "Are you still messing with me?"
Chi Xiaoduo vaguely felt that he had touched some shocking secret, but what happened tonight was too much and messy, which completely overturned all his cognition of this world. Both the love and the shock came too fast like a tornado, and he had no time to deal with it.
"No, he... is actually my friend." Chi Xiaoduo said subconsciously.
"What's going on?" The policeman said, "Talk first, make a phone call and ask a friend to send you your ID card."
Xiang Cheng didn't say a word, Chi Xiaoduo said: "Uh, brother, this is my fault..."
Another policeman came over and said, "The video is broken."
Chi Xiaoduo thought to thank God, did Xiang Cheng do it? As long as there is no recording of what they are doing in the car, it will be easier.
"It's like this." Chi Xiaoduo started to run the train, saying: "I had a fight with Xiang Cheng in the clubhouse. He chased me out and apologized. I hurt him, so he ran out of the subway station in anger... um, that's it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry for causing trouble to everyone."
Chi Xiaoduo got up, bowed ninety degrees, and said sincerely: "It's my fault, I will pay for all the losses."
The police looked at Xiang Cheng and Chi Xiaoduo suspiciously, and then called the men's club, who confirmed that there was indeed Xiang Cheng, and asked Xiang Cheng to answer the phone. After answering the phone, Xiang Cheng said, "Come in!" The bureau is drinking tea, can you find someone to get me out?"
They scolded Xiang Cheng over there.
Policemen:"… "
Chi Xiaoduo: "..."
The director of the subway station came over and said that the person who was knocked into the air was fine, and it was fine to make up the ticket. The police wanted to say a few words, but Chi Xiaoduo received a call from Yang Xingjie.
"You ask the person on duty to tell me." Yang Xingjie said, "It's okay, don't be nervous."
Chi Xiaoduo handed the phone to the police, and the two talked for a while, but the police didn't want to make matters worse, so they asked Xiang Cheng and Chi Xiaoduo to apologize and make up the fare, so forget it.
It was past twelve o'clock when they left the police station, and Chi Xiaoduo and Xiang Cheng looked at each other in dismay.
Xiang Cheng lit a cigarette, smoked for a while under the street lamp, put one hand in the pocket of his bathrobe, and sighed like a warm boy.
"Thank you, you are a good person." Xiang Cheng said to Chi Xiaoduo: "We will be friends from now on, let me know if there is something to do, water will come and go, and fire will come and go."
Chi Xiaoduo laughed, but when he thought about what happened on the subway just now, he became a little scared again. Under the influence of many complicated factors such as fear, curiosity, joy, and excitement, Chi Xiaoduo didn't dare to ask anything, just tentatively Looking at Xiang Cheng.
"Shall I take you back?" Chi Xiaoduo said.
"I'll see you off, where do you live?" Xiang Cheng asked.
Chi Xiaoduo pointed to the opposite side, coming out of Keyun Road, he could take a bus to get home, but now the bus has stopped, Xiang Cheng nodded and sent Chi Xiaoduo home.
"You have no shoes on."
Xiang Cheng waved his hand, indicating that it's okay, and the two walked slowly under the street light.
"What do you do?" Chi Xiaoduo asked curiously, "What happened on the subway just now? Am I dreaming? Or hallucination? Why do I feel as if something strange happened..."
"Exorcist, it's not your hallucination." Xiang Cheng said.
With a bang, Chi Xiaoduo's three views were shattered.
"Exorc... what did you say? Exorcist?"
"Receive demons, exorcise demons." Xiang Cheng said again: "Don't go out and say it, it will kill me, I even have my qualification certificate confiscated, I can't mess with this job."
Chi Xiaoduo twitched, looked at Xiang Cheng, and said, "So just now, were you on a mission?"
Xiang Cheng nodded.
Chi Xiaoduo asked again: "Then you... do that... male publicist to cover up your identity?"
"No." Xiang Cheng replied indifferently, flicking the ashes.
Chi Xiaoduo was completely dizzy, and said, "Is there really a demon in this world?"
"A lot." Xiang Cheng replied, "It's everywhere."
Chi Xiaoduo's hairs stood on end, and his back felt chilly.
"Then...there are ghosts in the world, too?" Chi Xiaoduo recalled that the material worldview he had established based on Marxist philosophy was completely shattered, drifting mercilessly in the spring breeze, and replaced by various ghosts in horror movies.
"Ghosts are not under our control." Xiang Cheng replied: "Exorcists only exorcise demons, and ghosts were humans before they were alive."
"That, that..." As a sunfish, Chi Xiaoduo is very afraid of ghosts: "Ghosts and demons, will they come to disturb people like in the story?"
Xiang Cheng didn't answer, the two just walked slowly, Chi Xiaoduo couldn't help getting closer to Xiang Cheng, holding Xiang Cheng's right arm in his pocket.
"Are you afraid of ghosts?" Xiang Cheng looked sideways at Chi Xiaoduo.
"It's... not bad." Chi Xiaoduo said.
"Don't do anything wrong in your life, and don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night." Xiang Cheng said casually, "You have righteousness in you, so don't be afraid."
Chi Xiaoduo said, "What about the monster?"
"It's hard to tell a demon." Xiang Cheng said, "People don't count against demons, but demons plot against people."
Chi Xiaoduo asked, "Why?"
Xiang Cheng didn't answer, Chi Xiaoduo said, "Where did that monster come from today?"
"I don't know." Xiang Cheng replied casually, flicked the cigarette butt casually, threw it into the trash can, and asked Chi Xiaoduo, "Did you take a picture just now?"
When Chi Xiaoduo remembered, he took out his phone, showed Xiang Cheng the video, and then deleted the video in front of him.
Chi Xiaoduo asked again: "Will it come again?"
Xiang Cheng shook his head, not knowing whether it meant "hard to say" or "won't come".
Xiang Cheng sent Chi Xiaoduo downstairs, gave a phone number, and said, "Call me if you need anything."
Chi Xiaoduo hurriedly said, "Wait for a while."
Xiang Cheng was waiting downstairs. Chi Xiaoduo went to the 7-11 convenience store to buy him a pair of large slippers, and gave Xiang Cheng another 100 yuan. Xiang Cheng said, "No, I'll take the night line." Go back and give some change, brother is not polite to you anymore."
"Take them all." Chi Xiaoduo gave him another Yangcheng pass, and said, "If there is a night bus, take the night bus. If not, take a taxi."
Xiang Cheng put away his card and money, and when he left, he said, "Go back to bed early, don't be afraid. Call me if you are afraid."
Chi Xiaoduo watched Xiang Cheng leave, under the warm street lights on a spring night, Xiang Cheng was like a lonely walker.
That night, Chi Xiaoduo huddled in the bed, protected herself with a quilt barrier, shivering a little, switching back and forth between horror and romance, her personality was on the verge of splitting. Sitting up again in the middle of the night, I just felt like I was going crazy.
Are there ghosts in this world? What is a demon? Does the existence of demons prove that people have souls after death, so heaven and hell are also real? Chi Xiaoduo felt that if this was known by the scientific community, it would definitely be a new rule that overturned the entire civilized world, and maybe the whole society would become different.
Xiang Cheng is really handsome. Although I feel that none of the blind date conditions meet him, Chi Xiaoduo feels that he needs to modify the blind date conditions... No, Xiang Cheng is an exorcist. What is going on now? , dreaming
In the spring, I felt restless under the quilt, and it was cold when I kicked off the quilt. Chi Xiaoduo rolled around on the bed, hugged the quilt, his heart was filled with Xiang Cheng's voice, and finally fell asleep exhausted. Unexpectedly, there was no sleep tonight. dream.
Xiang Cheng returned to the men's club, washed his feet, opened the locker door, and put the red string back. With the help of his manager and friends, David finally got the stuff out of his rectum and asked with relief, "How is the guest?"
"A beautiful, kind, and considerate child." Xiang Cheng replied.
"I know." David didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "The guest is not angry?"
"No."
"Thank you!"
"No." Xiang Cheng replied.
That night, Xiang Cheng was lying on the lower bunk of the bunk bed, holding Chi Xiaoduo's Yangchengtong bus card to read, and the card sleeve had the Q-version pattern of Monster Hunter.
The next day, the flowers on the side of the road were in full bloom, and the sun was warm. Chi Xiaoduo was riding a bicycle. When he passed the street corner, he saw the bakery clerk, still wearing an apron, tall and handsome, with fair skin. He used to think that this clerk was very handsome, but after last night, he suddenly felt that there was no one in this world who was more handsome than Xiang Cheng from last night.
With dark circles under his eyes, Chi Xiaoduo straddled the bicycle, drank milk and ate bread, with a tired look on his face.
"How did the cake taste yesterday?" the clerk said with a smile.
"It's delicious." Chi Xiaoduo said, thinking that last night was really a night comparable to an American blockbuster. The initial shock has gradually subsided. This bizarre fact can no longer cause him too much surprise, replaced by infinite curiosity, at first he made a psychological construction for himself, this matter must not be said outside, so as not to kill Xiang Cheng.
Second is... give him a call? There should be more to this matter, right
The clerk asked: "Did you not sleep well? Spring is too disturbing."
"The spring is disturbing the people." Chi Xiaoduo wanted to cry, but he pedaled his bicycle and went to work.
When crossing the traffic light, the electric car stopped beside him, and the man who drove the electric car was wearing a strange helmet.
Chi Xiaoduo was straddling the bicycle, drinking milk with one hand, the man next to him turned to look at him and nodded to him.
Chi Xiaoduo: "?"
The man took off his leather gloves, made a strange gesture with his fingers, and hypnotically shook Chi Xiaoduo twice before taking out a snuff bottle from his pocket and opening the lid.
Chi Xiaoduo: "???"
Chi Xiaoduo was choked by the dispersed powder, and sneezed in a panic.
"I'm sorry." The man on the electric bike put away the snuff bottle, clasped his hands together, and saluted Chi Xiaoduo slightly. Red lights turn green, cars stop, bicycles and pedestrians cross the road, and electric cars drive away.
Chi Xiaoduo was puzzled, and shook his head violently, feeling as if he had forgotten something, but he couldn't remember what he had forgotten. What was the important thing? But since he had already forgotten it, he naturally couldn't remember what he had forgotten. Chi Xiaoduo thought hard for a while, and was finally convinced by his own logic, so he stopped worrying about it and rode away.
Throughout the day, Chi Xiaoduo was absent-minded, feeling like he was overindulging in sex. He was thinking about whether to call Xiang Cheng, but Xiang Cheng only called him when he was afraid. If he had nothing to do, would he be annoying? to him? Last night... No, why are you afraid? What are you afraid of
Chi Xiaoduo's thinking was confused, Wang Ren asked him to wash his feet, massage and push oil, Chi Xiaoduo thought that Xiang Cheng was really handsome! He is a little careless, will Xiang Cheng be gay? It doesn't look like it, Chi Xiaoduo recalled the scene of him wearing a bathrobe, sending himself home and leaving alone, and really wanted to pounce on him and hug him.
Wait, didn't you just leave after the massage yesterday? Chi Xiaoduo remembered, why did Xiang Cheng come to take him home? It must have been a dream, and the dream was mixed up.