"Hey, I'm talking about you two." An aunt said, "We're inseparable all day long, when are you going to find someone?"
This is what Chi Xiaoduo was asked the most, and everyone regarded him as a godson.
"I haven't graduated yet!" Chi Xiaoduo said shamelessly, "I'm only twenty-one, my mother won't let me marry you, she says it will delay my studies."
"What about you?" Aunt B said, "Xiaoxiang, you should also find a partner. You earn hard money in this business, so you have to save up to marry a wife."
Xiang Cheng replied: "Xiaoduo didn't graduate, I'm not married, I have to take care of him, I don't read much, and no one wants me."
"Heroes don't care about their origins." The aunts said one after another.
"Are you two uncles or aunts?" Aunt B asked.
"Uncle." Xiang Cheng replied, "Xiao Duo is my uncle's child."
"Oh—" Everyone nodded understandingly, knowing that Xiang Cheng's mother would definitely ask her son to take care of her nephew. It is understandable that the two brothers have a good relationship, they are really cute.
Of course, the aunts don't know the exact meaning of the word cute, but the more they look at it, the more they like it, and they inadvertently ignite the soul of a rotten girl.
"Wait for Double Eleven." Chi Xiaoduo whispered to Xiang Cheng, "We have a lot of express delivery on Double Eleven, and we should be able to cover 80% by then."
Xiang Cheng whispered: "Are you sure? Double Eleven is so magical?"
"Necessary." Chi Xiaoduo said, "Even if you are a monster, you can't help but buy things on Double Eleven. Don't worry. Is your waist feeling better?"
Chi Xiaoduo reached into Xiang Cheng's uniform and touched his back and waist. Xiang Cheng was too tall, running around with a sack on his back, and the load on his waist was too heavy, so he was prone to soreness. Courier guys are generally under 1.75 meters, and it is easier to carry things with a lower center of gravity. Xiang Cheng's 1.85m stands out from the crowd every time. If it weren't for his strength and good muscles, he would probably have to lie on the bed for a few days of work.
After returning home, Chi Xiaoduo gave Xiang Cheng some medicine to relieve muscle fatigue, but Xiang Cheng didn't care, hugging him, and now delivering express delivery every day, exhausted his extra energy, and he didn't have a chance to take it off anytime, anywhere to have a blast later. But this one at night is a must reserve.
"Does your back hurt... ah..." Chi Xiaoduo asked panting.
"Is there a difference?" Xiang Cheng said, straightening his back and pushing his head deeply.
"No... ah!" Chi Xiaoduo touched Xiang Cheng's muscular shoulders, touched the muscle lines on his waist back and forth, and then slid down, Xiang Cheng spread his legs apart, leaned over to kiss Chi Xiaoduo with his elbows propped up, Chi Xiaoduo hugged his buttocks, feeling them around, thinking that Xiang Cheng's buttocks are so upturned...
Three days later, the eve of Double Eleven arrived.
It was the first time that Xiang Cheng experienced the madness of shopping at such a young age. It was already very cold in Zhengzhou in the early winter, and all the leaves on the trees had fallen off. No one dances in the square dance anymore. Today, all the aunts have run away, leaving an empty square, and the autumn wind blows the fallen leaves.
All the couriers were preparing for the battle, Xiang Cheng was a head above everyone else, listening with a confused face.
"The first batch of deliveries will arrive around three o'clock!" said the supervisor, "Are you confident?!"
"have-"
"Let me hear your voices—"
"Yes!" Everyone shouted in unison.
"Our slogan is—"
"Quick pass fast pass! The road is smooth!" The courier boys shouted together.
"Disband on the spot!" said the supervisor, "Ready to fight!"
Talking about the supervisor carrying the bag, the brothers went out to smoke, Xiang Cheng went outside and saw Chi Xiaoduo swiping his phone in the bleak wind, tears drifting in the wind: "I got it! I got it!"
"What did you get?" Xiang Cheng asked.
Chi Xiaoduo said, "I stole a lot of clothes!"
Xiang Cheng: "..."
Not long after, the car came.
Six large trucks parked outside the outlet in turn, and began to unload and sort the goods. Everyone rushed to pick up the items quickly, and the small boxes were flying around. The supervisor was like a juggler, with the boxes circling in his hands. This side has not finished unloading, and the next car is coming again.
"Crazy!" Xiang Cheng said.
"Hurry up, hurry up!" shouted the supervisor, "Stop talking! Come on, Xiaoxiang! Come and do an interview! The reporter is here!"
Xiang Cheng: "..."
The reporter was frantically taking pictures outside, Xiang Cheng turned to the camera and forced a smile, and the reporter interviewed Chi Xiaoduo by the way.
"This handsome guy, why are you brushing here?"
"I'm waiting for the delivery!" Chi Xiaoduo said happily.
"How much did you buy?"
Chi Xiaoduo: "Three thousand! Chop your hands!"
The flash light chuachuachua finished taking pictures, and the reporter said, "Hurry up to SF Express."
"Kuaitong's little brother can attract a lot of fans this year..."
The reporter ran away, and Xiang Cheng and a group of couriers sorted from three o'clock to seven o'clock in the morning. Chi Xiaoduo leaned against the corner and dozed off by the heater. , said, "Your."
Chi Xiaoduo woke up in a daze, opened the package, found snacks inside, bought it on the spot and collected it on the spot, and ate some snacks with Xiang Cheng to fill his stomach. At 8:30, all the buddies ignored the arrival of the twelfth unloading truck, got on their motorcycles, rushed to their respective areas, and started delivering goods.
Chi Xiaoduo put on a small courier hat and started to code Xiang Cheng's pieces. Using his professional knowledge in construction and structure, he stacked more than 200 pieces on the back of a motorcycle, standing still.
"Let's go!" Xiang Cheng stepped on his "horse", like a knight, and led Chi Xiaoduo mightily, to deliver the package together.
The courier on the back of the motorcycle was like a tower, but it never fell down. Under the surprised eyes of the uncles and aunts who were doing morning exercises along the way, they drove into Huasi Yayuan.
This time the goods almost covered the entire neighborhood, Xiang Cheng carried a stack of goods and went upstairs, Chi Xiaoduo picked up the goods and delivered them.
Ding dong, Xiang Cheng rings the doorbell.
"Unpack and check." Xiang Cheng said through the security door.
"No need to dismantle it." The man inside yawned, opened the door in his pajamas, and took the package.
"Then sign it."
"What did you buy?" asked the hostess behind.
Xiang Cheng glanced at Chi Xiaoduo, and Chi Xiaoduo shook his head.
Ding dong.
"Package." Xiang Cheng said, "Double Eleven."
In the room, a fawn dog barked at the two of them.
Chi Xiaoduo crossed Xiang Cheng's back, and Xiang Cheng followed Chi Xiaoduo and went downstairs with a bunch of couriers in his arms.
Ding dong.
"Happy Double Eleven—" Chi Xiaoduo said with a smile, "The delivery is here."
"Didn't you ask to send the mail at night?!" A man inside said impatiently, "And let no one sleep!"
"You..." Xiang Cheng wanted to pull the security door and drag the man out to beat him up, but Chi Xiaoduo hurriedly stopped him.
The man signed something casually, and Chi Xiaoduo thought to himself, it's already ten o'clock...
Just as the two were about to leave, the man cursed, Xiang Cheng threw the courier away, and Chi Xiaoduo said, "Don't be impulsive!"
"Why? Want to fight?" the man said.
Then Xiang Cheng couldn't help but reach into the circle of the anti-theft door with one hand, grabbed the man by the collar and pulled him, banging on the anti-theft door a few times.
Xiang Cheng took out Lihun Pollen and shook it, and the man sneezed.
"???"
Chi Xiaoduo: "..."
Ding dong.
"pack."
"Ah, thank you."
Ding dong.
"pack."
"Ah, the two brothers came together today? Oh, this is bought by my daughter-in-law, wait for me to get reading glasses..."
"Old man, have you seen my glasses?"
"Strange, where is it placed..."
Chi Xiaoduo wanted to cry, but left the package at the door, and the two ran away.
"Come in for a cup of tea."
Ding dong.
"pack."
"Meow-"
A cat stretched out its paws through the security door, and scratched Chi Xiaoduo's trouser legs, "Ah—" Chi Xiaoduo's hair was about to stand on end, and cried, "Oh my god, it's so cute—— "
Chi Xiaoduo was so cute that the cat was so cute that he almost couldn't stand still. A boy appeared inside and glanced out.
"Unpack and check." Xiang Cheng said, "Here to sign for receipt."
Chi Xiaoduo looked up and saw the boy.
"Hello." The boy asked, "Mad Dog, did you buy this blow-up doll?"
Chi Xiaoduo: "..."
Xiang Cheng: "..."
A man inside said: "Who gave it to you."
A man inside got up and looked out. The man's skin was dark, and the corners of his mouth were pulled slightly, revealing his canine teeth. He licked the fangs with his tongue.
Chi Xiaoduo turned his head sideways, closed his right eye, looked in with his left eye, and saw a layer of mist lingering in the room.
The boy signed for it and asked, "Is there any more?"
"No more." Xiang Cheng said casually.
The door was slammed inside, Chi Xiaoduo and Xiang Cheng looked at each other, Xiang Cheng pointed to the elevator, signaling to go into the elevator and talk.
"Is it him?" Xiang Cheng pressed the elevator and asked.
"What did he buy?" Chi Xiaoduo asked, "Inflatable doll?"
Xiang Cheng frowned, recalled for a moment, and replied, "A box."
"What do you think?" Chi Xiaoduo was not sure either, he saw something unusual in that unit, but he couldn't be sure. "
Chi Xiaoduo didn't have time to take pictures, but the figure of the man came to mind again and again. A thin man with obvious canine teeth. He looked about twenty-four or five years old. Although his skin was a bit rough, he was not old. It can be seen that it has been wandering for a long time. There are also some dirty scars on the face, and the hair is messy.
He was wearing a black, black turtleneck sweater, black trousers, squatting in a strange posture, with his knees separated to the sides, and his hands hanging in front of his crotch, like some kind of animal—a dog? Could it be a dog demon
But Xiang Cheng sometimes squats like this, so he can't count.
Chi Xiaoduo knocked on the door again.
"Ding dong."
"Express delivery." Xiang Cheng said.
The smell of burning incense lingered inside, and a man with a swollen face opened the door and stared at them.
"Express delivery." Xiang Cheng repeated.
Chi Xiaoduo found out vigilantly that the man took the courier and signed it. Chi Xiaoduo didn't dare to use the dragon eyes in front of him, for fear of scaring the snake. After the two quit, Chi Xiaoduo said, "Look at the house number."
"Building 4, 307." Xiang Cheng also noticed it, and said, "A monster, but I don't know what kind of monster it is."
"You monster." Chi Xiaoduo said, and took out his notebook to compare, and said, "Did you notice that the living room of his house is very messy? It's full of household garbage, directly spread on the floor."
"Yes." Xiang Cheng replied, "Living habits of pigs."
"It also burns incense." Chi Xiaoduo said, "Use the smell of sandalwood to cover it up."
"That's it." Xiang Cheng said: "It's easy to find the target, come here at night."
After the delivery in the morning, Chi Xiaoduo was tired and thirsty, and his whole body fell into the dry mood of lack of sleep. Xiang Cheng sent him home first, let Chi Xiaoduo rest first, and continued to deliver the package by himself. Prepare to launch an investigation at night.
Chi Xiaoduo didn't know why, but had a strange dream, dreaming of the man in black clothes squatting on the ground. At eleven o'clock in the night, Xiang Cheng came back with food, and was too busy today to catch the monster.
"Are you going out at night?" Chi Xiaoduo said while applying medicine to Xiang Cheng's waist.
"I won't go for the time being." Xiang Cheng said: "Maybe there are more monsters here than we imagined. Let's go for another day tomorrow to see the situation."
Chi Xiaoduo yawned. After the day and night were turned upside down, he always lacked energy. Xiang Cheng was also very tired today. Apart from being tired from running around, the more important thing was that he was very nervous and couldn't deliver the wrong things. So the two agreed to save the few times in the past few nights, and make up for it after Double Eleven, and then fell asleep in their arms.
Chi Xiaoduo thought the combination of a black sweater, black trousers, and ankle-deep leather shoes looked good, so he bought a set for Xiang Cheng online. Three days later, Xiang Cheng finally delivered the goods for Double Eleven and was going to go out to investigate at night. Chi Xiaoduo analyzed several key investigation targets for him.
"I don't have a night suit, so go out in this suit." Xiang Cheng was dressed in black, looked in the mirror, and said, "How is it?"
Are you going to spy on the enemy or go to the runway! Chi Xiaoduo couldn't see it, and said, "Okay, that's it."
"You wait at home, call me." Xiang Cheng put the white earphone in his left ear, and put the phone in his back pocket.
Chi Xiaoduo: "Of course not! What are you thinking!"
Xiang Cheng said, "Can't you wait for me at home?"
"I'm a Demon Subduing Master." Chi Xiaoduo said, "I need to record your every move."
Sigui knocked on the window a few times outside, Chi Xiaoduo put it in, put it in his pocket, and said, "Let's go."
Xiang Cheng said, "What if there is danger?"
"You protect me." Chi Xiaoduo said, "A first-level exorcist."
Xiang Cheng had no choice but to wrap a scarf around Chi Xiaoduo and take him out. Chi Xiaoduo thought that this was the right thing to do. How can a hero save the world without dragging his feet? There should be a drag in every movie.
The two had already discussed the route, but when they went out, they found that there was heavy snow everywhere, and Xiang Cheng, who was dressed in black, was very conspicuous walking on the road.
Chi Xiaoduo: "..."
There are also girls secretly filming them.
"Either wait a little later." Xiang Cheng said.
"Have a cup of milk tea and wait a little longer." Chi Xiaoduo suggested.
So the two drank hot milk tea in the book bar and read a book by the way. Under the warm light, it was ten o'clock. The customs in the north are different from those in the south. Chi Xiaoduo is not used to it. Guangzhou and Shenzhen are full of lights until 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, and there are not many cars on the streets of Zhengzhou until 8 o'clock at night.
In the white snow, Xiang Cheng climbed over the wall into the community with Chi Xiaoduo on his back.
The two stood under the wall, and Chi Xiaoduo said, "I need to pee... I drank too much milk tea."
"Piss." Xiang Cheng said, turned around, and touched a cigarette in the back pocket of Chi Xiaoduo's jeans. The smoke ring dispersed and flew towards the camera on the railing.
Chi Xiaoduo followed Xiang Cheng to the first downstairs. Xiang Cheng fixed the Bluetooth headset, put on his gloves, and whispered, "Hold tight."
Chi Xiaoduo hugged Xiang Cheng's neck and crawled on his back. Xiang Cheng grabbed the drain pipe outside and jumped up quickly, bouncing back and forth on the balcony.
"The snow is very slippery." Chi Xiaoduo said, "Be careful."
"Yeah." Xiang Cheng looked back, the guards below were patrolling, the two were standing on an air-conditioning stand, a piece of snow fell and landed on top of the security guard. The two immediately turned sideways and hid in the gaps in the outer walls of the building.
The security guard raised his head to take a look, took a flashlight to shine on it, talked to himself, and walked away.
Xiang Cheng and Chi Xiaoduo carefully climbed over two balconies, checked their positions, and turned over a corridor, which was the unit where the pig lived. The two of them had their backs to the road, and when they were about to leave the balcony, they suddenly heard someone talking in the corridor.
A man was standing in front of the corridor window and making a phone call, Xiang Cheng stopped in his tracks. Chi Xiaoduo looked into the balcony, where the family was watching TV.
You have to wait for the people in the corridor to leave before passing through, otherwise you will be discovered immediately.
"Wait here for a while." Xiang Cheng whispered into Chi Xiaoduo's ear.
"Yeah." Chi Xiaoduo looked in from the balcony to watch the TV, which was broadcasting The Legend of Zhen Huan.
So Xiang Cheng and Chi Xiaoduo hid outside other people's balconies and watched The Legend of Zhen Huan together.
"Concubine Hua is so cruel." Chi Xiaoduo said.
"Yes." Xiang Cheng said, "What happened in the end?"
"The emperor is dead." Chi Xiaoduo replied.
During the commercial time, Chi Xiaoduo remembered the business and said, "Did you leave?"
The man who made the call left, and Xiang Cheng went along the balcony, motioning for Chi Xiaoduo to wait outside. It was very quiet inside, except for a red night light in the living room.
"Hush." Chi Xiaoduo signaled Xiang Cheng to look at the top, Xiang Cheng looked up, and there was a bell hanging on the balcony.
Xiang Cheng raised his hand, first laid a rope net with criss-crossing ropes to seal the bell, and then carefully took it off. Chi Xiaoduo gently opened the aluminum alloy glass window door, Xiang Cheng pasted two talismans on the outside of the door, took out Shi Gandang, handed it to Chi Xiaoduo, and walked towards the living room with the magic subduing pestle in his hand.
As soon as the window was opened, the stench came straight out, and Chi Xiaoduo was about to be fainted. He closed his eyes, opened them again, and saw a strange flow of energy in the living room, filling everywhere, like countless strands of deep purple light, and the place of origin was a shrine facing the balcony.
In the shrine, there is a weird sculpture enshrined. The sculpture emits a faint light and emits light bands around it.
Xiang Cheng took a step, and Chi Xiaoduo grabbed the corner of his clothes behind him. Chi Xiaoduo gestured to indicate that there was a trap, and made a "three" number with his left hand, and Xiang Cheng took three steps to the side. Seventh from the right, first four... Chi Xiaoduo looked nervously at the streamer until Xiang Cheng walked up to the shrine.
He took out the demon-suppressing banner and carefully wrapped the statue on the shrine.
There was a loud snoring sound from inside, and the pig was soaking in the bathtub, which was full of stinky black water.
Xiang Cheng said OK, Chi Xiaoduo looked in curiously, took out his phone, and took a picture of the pig. Xiang Cheng shook off the rope that bound the monster, and the monster was tied up like a ballet dancer, and instantly wailed like a pig being killed!
"Lie down!" Xiang Cheng turned his head suddenly, behind Chi Xiaoduo, the window pane shattered with a crash, and a person rushed in from the balcony!
Chi Xiaoduo flew forward, but before he landed, his collar tightened on his back, and he was lifted onto the balcony. Chi Xiaoduo made a wrong step in an instant, and was about to fall over his shoulder with the man's arm, but the other party's reaction was faster than his Faster, and blocked his waist with his hand, Chi Xiaoduo couldn't use his strength.
"You let the monster go, I let the man go." A man's voice said mockingly.
Xiang Cheng held the pig and said, "Deal." He shook the bloated pig, and the pig rolled to the balcony with a grunt.
The man let go of Chi Xiaoduo, and said, "I've been waiting for you for a long time, Xiang Cheng." He barked like a dog, bared his canine teeth, and looked at Xiang Cheng maliciously.
The man was wearing a dark black turtleneck sweater, black suspender trousers, and low-profile black leather shoes. He and Xiang Cheng were all in black, facing each other.
Xiang Cheng narrowed his eyes alertly.
"Hand over the demon." Xiang Cheng said.
Standing behind Xiang Cheng, Chi Xiaoduo looked at the man vigilantly. He was about to use Long Tong, but Xiang Cheng fought back and covered his eyes with one hand. Chi Xiaoduo looked out from between Xiang Cheng's fingers and saw that The man smiled wickedly.
Immediately afterwards, the man turned backwards, dodged, and turned out of the balcony.
Xiang Cheng took back the rope that bound the demon, quickly chased him out, gestured to Chi Xiaoduo, and put on the bluetooth headset. Chi Xiaoduo also put on the earphones and dialed Xiang Cheng's phone number. The two kept in touch. Chase out of the unit building.
There was heavy snow between the sky and the earth.
Xiang Cheng's voice came through the earphones: "That guy is not familiar with this area."
"Have you caught up?" Chi Xiaoduo ran out of the elevator and out of the garden.
Xiang Cheng: "He's looking for a way, but he doesn't know where he wants to go."
Chi Xiaoduo said, "Let it go?"
"Want to stare at it." Xiang Cheng replied.
Chi Xiaoduo stopped, and there was a boy standing in front of him.
"Xiaoduo?" Xiang Cheng asked alertly.
Chi Xiaoduo said, "I think I have found my target."
"It's a pity that you don't have the ability to catch me." The boy walked up the snow-covered road.
Chi Xiaoduo suddenly remembered when he delivered the courier that day:
"Unpack and check, sign here for receipt."
"Hello." The boy asked, "Mad Dog, did you buy this blow-up doll?"
"Your friend is called Mad Dog, right?" Chi Xiaoduo raised his eyebrows slightly and said.
"Yeah." The boy pulled the corner of his mouth and said, "You can call him Lang Dog. Let me introduce myself. My name is Hu Xinyang."
There was a conversation between the two in Xiang Cheng's earphones, he was hesitating, the dog monster grabbed the pig monster, got into a Jinbei van, Sigui spread his wings and flew away, and stopped on the roof of the car.
"I'll be right over." Xiang Cheng said into the phone.
Chi Xiaoduo's long pupil flashed, and he saw Hu Xinyang's real body clearly.
Behind Hu Xinyang, a nearly five-meter-long tail appeared. The tail was huge and took up a lot of space. The patterned tail was shining, covering the entire street, and then scattered into many strips. Then merged into one.
"It's been a long time, Chi Xiaoduo." Hu Xinyang said.
"Jiuyang." Chi Xiaoduo said, "Nine-tailed celestial fox."
Xiang Cheng was running towards here quickly, his feet stopped, his expression stunned.
"Xiaoduo? Did you hear that?" Xiang Cheng said, "Get out of there immediately! That's one of the most dangerous monsters!"
"Nine-tailed celestial fox." Chi Xiaoduo looked into Hu Xinyang's eyes and said, "The most powerful monster with the ability to confuse, the celestial fox is one of the five ancient totems of the demon clan, alongside dragons, phoenixes, mandrills, and kuns. Hu Xiujuan is also you."
"That's right." Hu Xinyang said: "It's very smart. It's really different to have Longtong. In theory, you are also a member of our demon clan. Why mix with humans?"
As he was talking, cat patterns appeared on Hu Xinyang's face, and his nine tails spread out, exuding a powerful aura!
Chi Xiaoduo was secretly startled. The ability to perceive monsters is also one of the necessary skills for a demon subduing master. However, without comparison, it was difficult for him to judge how strong the nine-tailed sky fox was.
"I'll give you a chance." Hu Xinyang said coldly, "Join us."
"Otherwise?" Chi Xiaoduo lowered his face slightly and raised his eyes to look at Hu Xinyang.
"Otherwise you will die." Hu Xinyang raised his eyes slightly, raised his hand, and there was a cloud of black air in his hand.
"You can't do anything to me." Chi Xiaoduo said: "The soul of Chi Kiss is guarding me, your spell of confusion is not applicable to me, you can control all creatures in the world, but you cannot control me who is guarded by Long Tong. "
"Then give it a try?"
Hu Xinyang suddenly opened his eyes wide!
Chi Xiaoduo suddenly felt a powerful force invade his eyes, Long Tong immediately trembled violently, and he instinctively wanted to retreat, it was the fear and panic of low-level animals facing the higher-level masters of the food chain.
However, he knew that he couldn't retreat at this time, apart from the help of Long Tong of Chi Kiss, he had to rely more on his own will! Once you surrender at this time, you will be completely controlled by the nine-tailed sky fox! Human's willpower is the most tenacious of all creatures, he must rely on his own will to contend with Hu Xinyang, and he cannot retreat even half a step.
Hu Xinyang unleashed a stronger coercion, as if an invisible whirlwind was rolled up on the flat ground in an instant, rolling the snow and flying in all directions!