six thirty.
The literary evening started on time.
The lights flickered and several cameras were pointed there.
Although the stage equipment for the party was a bit rudimentary, the lighting equipment produced a pretty good effect under Director Sun's arrangement. This also shows Director Sun's professionalism.
A female host invited by the county TV station walked up to the podium with a smile. Also on the stage was a very eloquent gay man from the county cultural bureau. She was today's male host, "Dear leaders and guests, Dear viewers in front of the TV, good evening, everyone, today is a special day, it is the first large-scale cultural evening of the Investment Promotion Culture Festival held by our Jiao Neighboring County..." After talking a lot, the male host finally said: "Now, welcome to Zhang Dongfang, the head of our neighboring county, to give a speech."
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County Magistrate Zhang
Why did County Magistrate Zhang go up first
Many cadres and leaders and guests below were not clear about the situation and were stunned.
In fact, it is said that the first person to speak today should be the provincial cadres or the municipal leaders, but among the provincial cadres, there are no cadres in charge of the investment portal. The municipal leaders are here. For example, the director of the Investment Promotion Bureau is sitting below with his children and his wife. , but Dong Xuebin had no intention of letting anyone from the city speak, because the other party had refused to attend the party earlier. Dong Xuebin was very vindictive at certain times, so he skipped the speech stage of the city leaders and directly The leaders of Jiao Neighboring County took over.
Zhang Dongfang, who had a big belly, came on stage. He had been waiting backstage for a long time. He stepped onto the stage in two steps and stood there with a microphone.
Snap, snap, snap.
The applause rang out, although it was not that enthusiastic, but it was not small either. The common people didn't even applaud. They were all waiting to see the stars. Who would care about a big fat man? But there were so many staff from Jiao Neighboring County below. They must support the leaders.
"Hello everyone." Zhang Dongfang looked a little nervous and sweating a lot. After all, it was a live broadcast. Maybe he thought that people from all over the world might see it, and his expression was not so natural. After taking out his speech, Zhang Dongfang said He followed the script almost stiffly, and then hurriedly got off the stage. Lao Zhang seemed quite confident to those below. He was very leisurely when talking to Dong Xuebin just now. Well, he was exposed as soon as he came on stage. He was stumbling while reading the few paragraphs of the speech in his hand. .
"Now, I would like to invite Dong Xuebin, Secretary of the Jiao Neighbor County Party Committee, to give a speech. Everyone is welcome." After the host finished speaking, he stepped aside and applauded himself.
This is when the difference is seen.
Amidst the applause, Dong Xuebin strode forward without feeling unnatural at all. He didn't even take a speech script. In fact, he didn't even prepare a speech script. He always performed it on the spot. Fang Fangdi stopped there, took the microphone and said, "Today there are many leaders, many guests, many investors, and many friends from all over the world. On behalf of the county party committee, I welcome everyone. Can you spare time from your busy schedule?" It is our honor to participate in the first investment cultural evening held by us. ”
Seeing that the leader was going to make a long speech again, many of the tens of thousands of ordinary people behind started to complain in low voices.
But Dong Xuebin was calm and looked at everyone with a smile, "I have heard the boos from the audience. They are telling me to get off the stage quickly."
puff!
Someone below couldn't help laughing.
The common people did not expect that the county party committee secretary would say this. He said it during the live broadcast, and the original complaints turned into laughter.
People in neighboring counties were wiping their sweat away.
Dong Xuebin was very calm, "Haha, then I will respond to the call of the people and end my speech as soon as possible. Well, the words are actually quite long, so I will omit the two hundred thousand words below." After speaking, he looked at the host, "Okay host, I'm done with my speech. Let's get into the performance quickly, otherwise the audience should throw things."
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The male host was a civil servant, relatively well-behaved, and had not experienced much on such a big stage. He was caught temporarily, so he was caught off guard by Secretary Dong's reaction. He memorized the lyrics according to the words given by Director Sun. It's impossible to connect now.
Director Sun was sweating.
The female host was very flexible. She was an old host who had experienced many battles. She often did some live broadcasts and had strong coping skills. She smiled and said: "Why do I feel that I have entered the performance stage now? I heard that Dong The secretary also has a program today."
Dong Xuebin exclaimed in astonishment, "I still have a program?"
This time even Meng Hanmei, Chang Lin and others were happy.
"Haha..." The common people also laughed in good faith.
"Who is talking to me!" Dong Xuebin took the microphone and pretended to be angry: "Host, is it you?"
The female host smiled bitterly and raised the program list, "How dare I say anything to you? This is the program list I got. Oh, let me double check to make sure there is no mistake." She looked down and said, " That’s right, it’s your show, ah, it’s a magic show.”
Dong Xuebin wiped his sweat and asked, "What should we do this time?"
The female host smiled and said: "I don't know anymore. How about changing to the next program quickly?"
"That's right, pretend I haven't been here before." Dong Xuebin said, "The part just now was pinched, don't broadcast it!"
"Hahaha!" Everyone burst into laughter again!
The female host was also happy, "This is a live show, Secretary Dong, I can't pinch it."
Dong Xuebin slapped his forehead and said, "It's over. I've been very embarrassed today and my image has been completely ruined. It's no longer possible. I have to find a crack in the ground and crawl in. Oh, here's a table!"
The female host pretended to be stunned and said: "What do you want to do?"
"I'll get under the table first. You guys are presiding over yours, don't wait for me." After Dong Xuebin said that, he lifted the tablecloth of the rostrum and bent in. The tablecloth was very large and long, covering Dong Xuebin's body in one go. , even the host could not see Secretary Dong.
The male host was stunned.
The guests and audience below were also dumbfounded.
But just before everyone understood what was going on, the next second, a voice suddenly sounded from behind everyone, "Who are you looking for?"
Everyone turned around in shock!
The camera also caught up in an instant!
It’s Dong Xuebin!
He was actually standing on the rockery at the end, holding a wireless microphone in his hand and talking to everyone with a smile! And here is several hundred meters away from the rostrum!
There was an uproar!
No one expected that Secretary Dong would perform such a shocking magic trick in this way!
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