villa.
Living room on the first floor.
Just as we were talking about pie falling from the sky, a piece of pie actually fell from the sky. All the elders and juniors in the Fang family's living room were stunned to see it!
"Ouch!"
"Scared me!"
"This... did this really fall?"
"How did it fall? Where did the pie come from?"
"Hey, why does this pie look so familiar? Didn't I bake it at noon? There was one piece left before I finished eating it. Isn't it lying in the kitchen?"
"Third Aunt, is it really the one you branded?"
"Yes, the pleats are the ones I'm used to making. It's unmistakable."
Several female relatives of the Fang family started talking about it all of a sudden, which was really unexpected.
This is indeed a pie made by the third sister-in-law of the Fang family. When Dong Xuebin came in the afternoon, he could smell the chive-filled pie as soon as he entered Mr. Fang’s house. He also saw some leftover plates on the table with chive leaves on them, so As soon as the second lover of the Fang family said this, Dong Xuebin immediately thought of this.
With so many people in the Fang family having lunch here today, it’s impossible to cook less. That’s outrageous. Although we have always advocated thrift, we also advocate that leftovers contain nitrite after being stored for four hours. It’s not healthy to eat, but in a family as big as the Fang family, it’s rare for the younger generation and elders to get together to have a meal with the old man. This is also due to the national conditions and traditional thinking. We can’t let everyone eat enough. There must be more. If you do it, the extra money is a waste at best, but if you don’t have enough to eat, it’s a matter of basic courtesy. Anyway, whether Dong Xuebin goes out for dinner or socializing, there is never any leftover food on the table, and the remaining half is all It was normal, so Dong Xuebin snapped his fingers and used STOP to stop time and quickly went to the kitchen to search. He actually found a piece of pie, which was quite big, so he took it and put it in the air. , came a "pie in the sky" scene.
The effect looks great!
Look, everyone was shocked!
A few juniors were still craning their necks and staring at the empty ceiling, but after looking for a long time they didn't see anything. They couldn't figure it out!
"By the way, I remembered it!" cried the little girl who played cards with Dong Xuebin all afternoon.
"What's wrong, Xiaomei? What did you remember?" A younger brother looked at him.
The little girl named Xiaomei immediately pointed at Dong Xuebin and said: "Brother Dong can do magic! I saw it on the Internet! Just a month ago! What kind of investment party!"
Apparently she didn't know she watched it alone.
Another junior also slapped his forehead, "I remembered it too!"
The Xie family and the Fang family are mortal enemies. Likewise, they pay more attention to each other.
Several other elders who were unclear about the situation suddenly realized that it was magic. Although they couldn't understand why the pie suddenly appeared from the kitchen, they also couldn't understand how Dong Xuebin knew about the second son's wife. It's easy to say that it's pie-in-the-sky, but if they can really understand it, what kind of magic is this
Dong Xuebin smiled and said: "What kind of magic? Haha, this is not magic. The second aunt just said that pie will fall from the sky, and one piece actually fell from the sky. What is this? This is fate, this It's God's arrangement. It's such a happy event. God can't stand it anymore. He wants to help Xiaoling and Xiaoran arrange their marriage. What a fate. God has destined them to be a couple. They can't even run. I can't run away!" Dong Xuebin shook the pie on the plate in front of everyone. He spoke impassionedly and was very excited and happy. The feeling was just like the MLM groups that were so prevalent in the past few years. -It's like the organizer is talking.
The second sister-in-law remained silent.
Everyone ignored him.
Destiny, your uncle, it’s obviously your kid who tricked me!
Mr. Fang slowly walked into the living room and looked at Dong Xuebin. He suddenly laughed, and the laughter got louder and louder, "Hahahahaha..."
The eldest son of the Fang family was slightly startled, "Dad."
Dong Xuebin smiled and said: "Grandpa Fang, do you think this is the case?"
Mr. Fang looked at him with a smile, "Mr. Xie's grandson-in-law is indeed well-deserved!"
"You deserve the award, you deserve the award." Dong Xuebin said modestly: "What a well-deserved reputation. I don't have any reputation. Even if I have a reputation, it is also a bad reputation, haha."
The second sister-in-law of the Fang family snorted, thinking to herself, you still know that you have a bad reputation.
Dong Xuebin, the god of plague, many people have heard of the name of the eldest grandson-in-law of the Xie family. They are all in the same circle. What can be hidden? Everyone has heard of some notorious things about Dong Xuebin. , Moreover, their Fang family also has Fang Wenping, who is known as a female bastard. Dong Xuebin and their family's Lao Wu are two equally famous gangsters and bastards in this field. They are basically the masters that everyone hides from.
Fang Wenping didn't talk about it, it was just a member of their family. Everyone was watching every day. Lao Wu could even send his own husband to prison with his own hands. Even the people in his Fang family faction said that Shuanggui was Shuanggui. There was nothing that Lao Wu in his family wouldn't dare to do. The thing is, Mr. Fang sometimes has a headache for his little daughter. Now that he has met Dong Xuebin, who is as notorious as Fang Wenping, the Fang family has learned a profound lesson this time.
Seeing is worth hearing a hundred times!
This is indeed true!
Then everyone almost understood that Dong Xuebin was the son-in-law of the Xie family and he was still a junior. Why did the Xie family feel so relieved to give him full authority to handle such an important task of proposing a marriage? Firstly, it was Dong Xuebin’s character and work style. Method, secondly, Dong Xuebin's skills and ability to do things. This Xie family's eldest grandson-in-law... really has two skills as rumored.
Mr. Fang waved his hand, "Stop talking, let's start dinner."
"Hey, dad, sit here." The sister-in-law of the Fang family went to pull out the chair.
The second sister-in-law and the third sister-in-law supported the old man, but Mr. Fang waved his hands away. He walked over and sat down with strong steps. He was in good health and energetic. Mr. Fang is the oldest central leader in the system. There are not many people at his age who are still serving on the front line. But after all, Mr. Fang is the top leader of the State Council. If he didn’t have this The bodies have long since retired. There is no strict retirement age for political bureau standing committee members at their level. It is not like the strict retirement age regulations for cadres at the department, department, and ministerial levels. There is no such strict retirement age. The rule is that you must retire when you reach a certain age before you reach a higher level, but you can do it as long as you are physically able. Theoretically, if Mr. Fang resigns and takes up another position after the change, the old man can work for a period of time as long as his health is fine. There is nothing illegal about being a hundred years old. Of course, no one would do that. It's just a metaphor.
As soon as Mr. Fang came to the table, the boss, second, third, and others also sat down one after another. No one greeted Dong Xuebin, and then the juniors also lined up and sat down.
This time, I saw how thick-skinned Dong Xuebin was. Even if no one greeted him, he came over happily. Seeing that there were not enough chairs, he grabbed a chair from the side and squeezed out the two juniors. He squeezed in and sat down, "Oh, dinner is so sumptuous, it really whets your appetite. Oh, by the way, Grandpa Fang, I...is it okay for me to eat here with you?" After saying that, He stood up pretendingly, "I don't regard myself as an outsider anymore. Look, I came over as soon as I smelled the fragrance. Hey, why don't I stop eating?" Stand, stand. He got up, but Dong Xuebin didn't move at all and didn't leave the range of the chair.
Don't want to eat
Numb, you are sitting here!
Are you looking like you don't want to eat
The Fang family all admire Dong Xuebin's mouth. It's really a smallpox. If Dong Xuebin commits crimes as soon as he comes, it will be easier for them to deal with it. If they are trying to criticize people, what else can they say? But now Dong Xuebin is still pretending to be polite with a smile on his face, which makes the Fang family feel helpless. Hit him and he pretends not to understand. Just be polite to him. He dares to climb up the pole. I've never seen such a person.
Mr. Fang pressed his hands and said, "Sit down, Xiao Dong, let's eat together. I just don't know if you are used to eating our food, haha."
Dong Xuebin sat down again at that time and said hurriedly: "You are too polite. I must be used to it. It smells delicious. Let me try this first." He picked up a chopstick and ate it, and couldn't help nodding his head. He said: "It's delicious. Hey, it's really delicious. No wonder our family is so healthy. We eat so well every day. It's no wonder that we're not in good health."
The second sister-in-law was frustrated and whispered: "Who is with your family?"
Beijing people are more polite and enthusiastic when talking and doing things, and this aspect is also reflected in their language. For example, when buying onions, in other places you may directly ask the boss "How do you sell your onions?", but many people in Beijing are still used to asking "How do we sell our onions?" , seems to be close, this is the language style influenced by regional culture, Dong Xuebin actually means this, but many people in the Fang family feel uncomfortable hearing it, and can't stand Dong Xuebin's enthusiasm.
Dong Xuebin heard what she said and said with a smile: "Second aunt, why are you not from our family? You see, you are not seeing me anymore, aren't you? Xiaoling and Xiaoran are going to get engaged and married soon, and we will be a family from now on." It’s human.”
The second sister-in-law was about to fall out, "Who agreed?"
Dong Xuebin wondered: "Our family agreed. What you just said, you can also represent our whole family and say that as long as the pie falls from the sky, Xiaoran and Xiaoling can get engaged anytime, right? Isn't this what everyone wants? Are you all watching? The stuffing is really falling."
Second sister-in-law: "..."
None of the Fang family said anything.
These words really bothered the second sister-in-law. What she just said was angry. She was also red-eyed and anxious, so she yelled such a sentence to Dong Xuebin without thinking. Who would have thought that this girl would really make a pie in the sky? Ah, what do you mean, she doesn't know how to answer. RS