Ruan Yan finally went abroad to travel.
But it was Li Han who took him on a "business trip". Of course, it was nominally an exchange and inspection trip. In fact, he finished his official duties in two days, and he spent the next few days on vacation to relax.
They made a detour from Tokyo to Hokkaido before stopping in Kyoto.
The day before they returned to China, they went to Fushimi Inari Taisha Shrine. The orange-red torii gates stretched endlessly, forming a deep tunnel. Walking in it felt very leisurely. There was a young couple in front of them. The girl was poking her head between the pillars, taking pictures with her boyfriend intimately, laughing and laughing all the way, but it seemed that the two big men were dry and boring.
Ruan Yan suddenly felt that the atmosphere between them was a bit strange.
When he saw that the torii gates were all engraved with characters, most of them were the name of so-and-so or a company of so-and-so, that is to say, some were established with private funds, and some were established in the name of the company, so he broke the silence and said: "Would you like to give us The company also has a torii gate?"
Li Han shook his head: "We don't believe in Shintoism, so it's boring to spend this money."
Ruan Yan sighed: "I'll just say it, you don't deserve to be the president at all."
Li Han raised his eyebrows and looked at him: "What do you mean when you keep talking about Su Bu Su?"
Ruan Yandao: "Let's put it this way, if it is a Susu CEO, he should say at this time: It's just a few torii gates. I can contract the entire hill and fill it all up."
Li Han: "... This is a brain-dead."
Ruan Yan tsk tsk: "So, you don't understand."
Li Han was unconvinced now, he stopped, deliberately pulled Ruan Yan with one hand, pointed upward at a 45-degree angle in the distance with the other, bent his shape, and said domineeringly: "Do you want to stand? I've contracted it, and I'm going to erect torii gates on the mountain, and I'm going to engrave your name on each torii gate."
Ruan Yan: "…"
Bridge bean sack, this style is wrong!
Seems to be on the wrong set
What is the purpose of suddenly pulling me to a subwoofer!
Ask Zhihu God, how can I detoxify my boss after eating walnuts caught by the door
A few seconds later, Li Han returned to normal and said defiantly, "How is it, Su Busu?"
Ruan Yan comforted the soul who was about to ascend to the sky, and stiffly replied with four words: "...Are you brainless?"
At night, they stayed in a quaint Japanese-style hotel with standard rooms. The waiter laid two sets of mattresses and futons on the tatami for them, and put a thousand paper cranes on each pillow. I wish them a good one. sleep.
But after taking a shower and going to bed, the two of them were lying upright, and they couldn't fall asleep.
Li Han took the lead in opening the topic: "You thought I was disgusting and unreasonable at first, didn't you? I asked for a transfer several times."
Ruan Yan said: "No." Not at the beginning, but now he also thinks that he is very annoying and unreasonable.
"I apologize to you for my bad temper and embarrassment to you. It seems that I never told you that as an assistant, you have done a good enough job. With you by my side, my work is much smoother, and you are very attentive. , very capable."
"Well, thank you." Well, it's actually not that annoying or unreasonable.
Li Han turned his head and asked him, "Do you still want to be transferred now?"
Ruan Yan looked at the ceiling, and the moonlight reflected in his eyes: "I was clumsy at the beginning. I couldn't do things well, I couldn't finish my work, and I should be scolded. These are all exercises for me. This position allows me to learn I'm grateful for a lot of things. Of course, you were really annoying back then, I was driving you crazy a few times, I thought about spitting in your coffee, I thought about taking pictures of you The ugly photos were anonymously posted on the company’s public platform, and I thought about buying expired bentos for you to eat…”
Hearing this, the cold hairs on Li Han's whole body stood up.
Ruan Yan continued: "But I didn't do it. I know that these are all despicable and unworthy means."
Li Han's hanging heart was relieved.
"So I decided to puncture your tires."
"… "
Ruan Yan looked at him: "Remember that time when you helped me change the tire? Actually, that nail was originally placed near your parking space, but unfortunately it didn't work after a few days. It was probably your driver's skill. That's great. Later, I don't know what happened, the nail ran into my car, and as a result... Hey, it can be seen that there is no harm to others."
Li Han's whole person is not very good.
According to his previous temperament, when he encounters this kind of subordinate who shocks the world and harms his boss, he will definitely scold him and deduct the bonus, but at this time, he has only one very inexplicable thought—
How can my special assistant be so cute!
They talked freely in the middle of the night, and the little estrangement between them was resolved. After returning to China, the house downstairs was also rented out by Li Han, so he directly invited Ruan Yan to live with him.
Ruan Yan thought about it, agreed, and paid him the rent according to the price.
However, the life they lived together was not satisfactory. Ruan Yan found that Li Han's eccentricities at work were also reflected in his living habits.
He is always nitpicking on odd details, such as insufficient shading of the curtains, unattractive carvings on the head of the bed, etc., but he turns a blind eye to the rubbish he made, the dust on the floor, the grime in the bathroom. I don't know how to cook by myself, but I am picky about the food outside. He likes to spend extravagantly and is a fan of online shopping. The monthly Alipay bill is a huge amount. Ruan Yan even found a bra washing bag and a pack of Hushubao night use in the pile of couriers.
Ruan Yan didn't pay much attention to these things before, but since becoming Li Han's assistant, he has trained himself so that he doesn't rub the sand in his eyes, so he cleaned the entire apartment like a gust of wind sweeping leaves, and at the same time listed "Ten" "No Two" was posted on the refrigerator, hoping to restrain Li Han's words and deeds a little.
The subtle thing is that Li Han is very obedient and really tries to correct his shortcomings. Not only that, Li Han was moved by Ruan Yan's spirit of being close and hard-working, the lazy cancer cells in his body were killed, and he began to take the initiative to help a little bit. Washing the dishes, going to the supermarket, using the vacuum cleaner... These are all skills he has mastered.
Ruan Yan was frightened and really posted a question on Zhihu:
I share a house with my boss, a luxury small apartment of 140 square meters in the city center. He used to be like an uncle, and he was annoying to death. Recently, he started to take the initiative to do housework. Yesterday he also showed me the passbook, I don't know what it means. I suspect that he ate walnuts caught in the door, and the poison entered his brain, and he may have been in a terminal stage. So the question is, how much is a new virtual reality game helmet equipped with the Dawn4 engine
One answer got over 3000 likes —
Probably Yooooooooooooo Yuan.
On Ruan Yan's birthday, Li Han gave him a good celebration.
He didn't invite friends, no champagne, no five-layer cake, and no fright of suddenly turning on the lights. He just cooked an unbearable dinner and gave him a luxury small apartment of 140 square meters in the city center. scooter, and promised to give him five more subordinates.
Li Han said boldly: "You always say that I don't Su, is this enough?"
Ruan Yan has a property certificate and a car key, and can't wait to put these things in his mouth: "Your name is Su? Your name is Dong Shi Xiao frown! Now the property tax is so high, and even the community property fee is ridiculously high, I'm burning too much money. What about me! There is also this car. It costs a few dollars to step on the accelerator. There are often traffic jams in the city. If it hits anywhere, I can't even repair it. What's the use of it! Five subordinates, give it to me Why are there so many people? Wash my feet and cut my nails, do you think I'm you?"
Li Han was very dissatisfied, and said angrily: "If I let you live here, you have to pay my rent, and you don't want to send you a house and a car. If you want to lighten your burden, you think I'm too much! Why are you being polite to me! Let me Wouldn't it be nice to be a Susu president quietly!"
Ruan Yan rolled his eyes and rolled his heels: "It's not that I'm being polite to you. You're not a 'Su-style' president at all, understand? Don't be so 'Su', go wash the dishes."
Li Han has never suffered such grievances in his life.
He defended while brushing the pot: "Who said I'm not so good! Your prejudice is caused by the first impression! Have you read my interview in a business magazine? I want good looks and ability. A capable man, god-level, rich and handsome..."
Ruan Yan sat cross-legged on the sofa, using his laptop to help Li Han sort out business emails, raised his eyes to look at his back, and a smile appeared on his lips.
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