The sun shines in the sky, and the birds are chirping. Wake up Ji Xiaoyu, don't want to sleep well!
This is a consensus reached by all the spirits on Xiaoqingshan after experiencing countless lessons of blood and tears in the past six months.
The pheasant spirit, who used to have excess energy and recruited cats and dogs all day long, felt that life in the mountains was too monotonous and boring, so he went to work in Xingcheng near Xiaoqingshan early last year. In the end, it only took a year. At the end of the year, on a night of heavy rain and thunder and lightning, this guy suddenly came back. After a few days, he was like a chicken, and he was lethargic and yawning all day long.
The former foodie lost his appetite in the face of the fattest big caterpillar, and was lethargic like a sick chicken suffering from plague. Who would wake him up in the middle of his sleep, or make some noise that would make him unable to sleep? , that's incredible, the fighting chicken in the pheasant will have red eyes and frizz, and break into your nest to fight you, if you don't fight, you won't be able to sleep well for three days I don't think his surname is Ji!
Therefore, the spirits on Xiaoqingshan quickly succumbed to Ji Xiaoyu's lewd power and became as quiet as chickens.
But when it was just dawn this morning, I don't know who suddenly set off a bunch of firecrackers, which exploded the whole small green hill and shook all the animals, big and small.
After the firecrackers were finished, everyone was angry and puzzled. Who is this who ate the guts of a bear and leopard and dared to openly challenge Ji Xiaoyu
However, after waiting for a long time, everyone did not see the fried chicken rushing out of the nest to find someone to fight, which is really strange.
Didn't Ji Xiaoyu hear it? Impossible, the firecrackers are 5,000, but those who are not deaf can't hear them.
The rabbit who lived closest to Ji Xiaoyu raised his hand tremblingly to report: "Well, I saw Ji Xiaoyu come out of the nest at noon yesterday, picked a few fruits and ate them, and then went back to the nest. never came out again…”
Everyone was startled suddenly, it's been so long, Ji Xiaoyu didn't fall asleep, right
Now that I think about it, it was really wrong when the kid came back, maybe he was sick, and what if he didn't make it last night...
The spirits looked at each other, their hearts tensed.
…
at the same time. Inside a cave on the hillside of Xiaoqingshan.
Ji Xiaoyu is neither deaf, nor sleepy, nor does he have the time to fight with the guy who woke him up early in the morning by setting off firecrackers. To the dark circles under his eyes, staring at the white egg under his butt that is still a little warm to the touch, the whole chicken is stupid.
Where did this thing come from? He has no habit of eating eggs! He ate a few half-ripe wild grapes all day yesterday, so sour that his teeth almost fell.
After eating the wild grapes, he went back to the nest and fell asleep just like the past six months. As a result, in the middle of the night, he started to have stomach troubles, and the pain caused him to roll around all over the nest. In the second half of the night, he almost collapsed and couldn't hold back and turned into a pheasant.
In a daze, Ji Xiaoyu felt that he seemed to be incontinent, and he was pulled in the nest, his stomach lightened, and the pain was much weaker, so he turned into a human form...
He was so tired and sleepy at the time that he didn't have the energy to clean up, so he fell asleep like that. As a result, he was woken up by the sound of the thundering firecrackers. He was about to roll up his sleeves and go out to find someone desperately, when he suddenly found that there was an egg under his butt, and there was no dirty defecation in the nest. Things, except for a little mess, are still as clean and dry as before.
Judging from my lack of appetite and lethargy all day in recent months, and my stomach pains last night, there seems to be only one truth...
Oh leak! This is X100 times more unacceptable than pulling the sphincter in the nest!
Oh my God, he is obviously a male, and Haw is also growing on his body, how could he lay an egg
This unscientific!
After living for twenty years, Ji Xiaoyu has never encountered such an outrageous thing, not to mention it happened to himself.
It was as if he had been struck by lightning, with frizzy hair on his head, staring at the delicate little white egg in the nest, which was slightly smaller than an ordinary domestic egg, as if watching a timer｜□□ The same, he was so scared that he stepped back again and again, for fear that the little white egg would suddenly explode and send himself to the west.
"Xiaoyu, are you alright? You haven't moved for so long, and the firecrackers didn't blow you out. Everyone is worried, so let the old man come over and see what's going on."
At this moment, a trembling old voice sounded outside the cave, and an old monkey with gray fur came in.
Ji Xiaoyu squeaked with fright, and sat down on the ground. When he realized that there was an egg lying in the middle of his chicken coop, it was too late when he wanted to pounce on it and hide it. The old monkey's dim eyes, which had been squinted all the year round, were as big as bull's eyes. He first stared at the little white egg for a while, then turned to stare at Ji Xiaoyu and looked up and down.
Ji Xiaoyu said incoherently: "Grandpa Hou, that egg is not mine! It was there as soon as I woke up, and I don't know where it came from! Really, believe me, it has absolutely nothing to do with me. !"
"Yeah, then I'll take it back and cook it." Hou Changsheng turned into a shriveled little old man, grabbed the little white egg from the thatch, and made a gesture to go out.
"No way!" Ji Xiaoyu was terrified in an instant, and without even thinking about it, he rushed over to stop the little old man's way, "That's the egg I laid, you can't eat it!"
"Oh, it turns out that you laid the egg, so I didn't say it sooner." Hou Changsheng nodded slowly, and then handed over the little white egg.
Ji Xiaoyu covered the mouth that was accidentally bald and told the truth, stared at the little white egg in Hou Changsheng's hand for a long time before shaking her hand and wailing, "Yes, this egg was laid by me! But I am A rooster, why does it lay eggs?! And why don't you find it strange at all, Grandpa Hou!"
Hou Changsheng said enigmatically, "It's true that a rooster lays eggs very rarely in the world, but I've seen the same thing before, so it's not that surprising."
"What? No way!" Ji Xiaoyu said in disbelief, "Which other rooster has laid eggs?"
Hou Changsheng said, "Your father, Ji Dahua, or how did you think you came here? You didn't hatch from your father's egg."
The amount of information in this sentence is too large, and Ji Xiaoyu is in a mess: "Me, my father? Where is he? Is he still alive? And my mother - no, do I have a mother? Or have two fathers? Ah, what the hell is going on here, Grandpa Hou, tell me now!"
Ji Xiaoyu was completely confused, if he hadn't held his own egg in his hand, he would have grabbed Hou Changsheng's shoulder and shook it vigorously.
He had never met his parents. He had been an orphan since he was a child, and Hou Changsheng had brought him up. He always thought that he was hatched from an ordinary mountain egg, but it was only by chance that Lingzhi could be transformed into a human being. To hear such shocking news today.
Hou Changsheng sighed and said, "Don't worry, let me tell you slowly."
It turns out that Ji Dahua is also a male pheasant on Xiaoqingshan. Because she likes the prosperity and colorfulness of the human world, she pretended to be an ordinary human and entered the city more than 20 years ago. Then she fell in love with a male human and lived with him. Together. Once Ji Dahua revealed his true identity unintentionally, his partner was very frightened at first, but in the end, his love for Ji Dahua overcame his fear of monsters, accepted the fact that he was a pheasant, and kept his mouth shut about it.
A few months after the two were together, Ji Dahua had a genetic mutation for some reason and gave birth to an egg. As a result, a few days later, the rumors were accidentally leaked, and outsiders knew about it. Following rumors that the eggs laid by roosters have a great tonic effect, mortals can prolong their life if they eat them, and monsters can increase their cultivation if they eat them. Therefore, this male egg has attracted a lot of coveted and snatched by humans and demons. In order to protect their eggs, Ji Dahua and her partner started an arduous struggle with a group of young people, and finally perished with the most powerful enemy.
Before dying, Ji Dahua entrusted the chick, which had just hatched, to Hou Changsheng, the most respected man in Xiaoqingshan, and asked him to help him grow up. If the chick is just an ordinary pheasant, that's all. If you can turn the incarnation of Lingzhi into a human, you can name him Ji Xiaoyu. If there are no special circumstances, it is best not to tell him his own life experience and the experience of his parents, so as not to increase his troubles. . As long as the son can live a safe and smooth life, their husband and wife can rest in peace.
Hou Changsheng dutifully acted as a nurse, and the chick automatically transformed into a fat doll when it was full moon, hence the name Ji Xiaoyu. Hou Changsheng always remembered Ji Dahua's instructions back then, and never revealed his background to Ji Xiaoyu, so the little guy grew up to twenty years old carelessly. He originally thought that this secret would be kept forever, but he didn't expect that Ji Xiaoyu was also gifted and inherited his father's ability to lay eggs. Seeing that the child was so frightened that he was going crazy, he had no choice but to tell everything about what happened back then.
Ji Xiaoyu's eyes turned red when he heard it, and he felt sorry for his two fathers, who sacrificed his life to protect him, and he didn't know until now.
"It's been so many years, don't be too sad, if you live well, your two fathers will be at ease in the sky." Hou Changsheng saw him sad, and deliberately changed the subject, "Speaking of which, Xiaoyu, why are you alone? I ran back to Xiaoqingshan to lay eggs, what about your husband?"
"..." Ji Xiaoyu blushed instantly, and the whole chicken was going to be sick, "What, what husband? What are you kidding me, Grandpa Hou, I'm a rooster, how can I have a husband?!"