Ji Xiaoyu chewed on the pen cap and thought for a while, then asked, "Mr. Cheng, what's your full name?"
"Cheng Yutang."
"Hey, is yu a feather with the same feathers as me?"
"No, 'with, given also. A spoonful of with'."
"What do you mean?" Ji Xiaoyu put a question mark on his head, and then said a witty thing he heard recently, "Mr. Cheng, can you speak human words?"
Mr. Cheng: "..."
Originally it was human language, but you kid can't understand it if you don't know anything! The blue veins on Cheng Yutang's forehead jumped, "It's the 'and' of heaven and earth, black and white!"
"Oh, it's so simple, you said it earlier." Ji Xiaoyu said with a smile, "What about the tang, is it the candy of the lollipop?"
Showing literary talent to this guy is completely playing the piano to the bull, Cheng Yutang can see it, and this time he simply replied: "It's Haitang's Tang."
"Oh, Begonia flower, it's very beautiful, very similar to you, Mr. Cheng!"
Cheng Yutang held his forehead and asked patiently, "Can you write?"
"Okay, it'll be fine right away!" Ji Xiaoyu walked the dragon and snake with a swipe.
Cheng Yutang took a look, the handwriting was crooked, like a ghost, and it was difficult to see what was written.
"I hereby have Hongsheng President Cheng Yutang agreeing to provide Ji Xiaoyu with a security job. The starting salary is 4500 yuan a month, five insurances and one housing fund, including food and accommodation. At the end of the year, a certain bonus will be paid based on performance, and the salary will be raised accordingly for the next year. .
Ji Xiaoyu must come to report within ten days, and ensure that he is diligent and diligent during the work, and is always on call, and will never be lazy.
The two sides use this evidence as evidence that if the offender is struck by thunder and lightning, the spirit and form will be destroyed.
Cheng Yutang: ______
Ji Xiaoyu: ______
Date: September 22, 2018"
Cheng Yutang: "..."
What the hell is this written all about, isn't this kid a trick for himself
Ji Xiaoyu didn't think there was anything wrong, and asked excitedly: "Mr. Cheng, I just wrote it as you said just now, is there any problem?"
As a demon, he is not bound by the laws of the human world, but Ji Xiaoyu himself has a set of principles for being a demon (… ), and it is the most severe punishment he can think of to destroy the sky and thunder. The best sincerity he could show.
How did Cheng Yutang know the idea of this pheasant essence, but he shook his head in his heart, why is there no problem
but…
Glancing at Ji Xiaoyu's glittering eyes full of anticipation, Cheng Yutang changed his words again: "Okay, that's it."
This kid is clearly a money fan, and at most he just wants to make money from himself, but Cheng Yutang doesn't dare to say anything else, just that he is not short of money, but to see what tricks he can play.
Ji Xiaoyu quickly said: "Then you can sign and draw a bet."
Cheng Yutang said nothing, picked up a pen and signed his name, then dipped his index finger in the ink pad, and pressed a bright red fingerprint on the signature.
Ji Xiaoyu followed suit, and at the end he held the letter and smiled with frowning eyes: "Thank you, Mr. Cheng, I thought you didn't look like a kind person before, but now I find that you are actually a good person!"
"..." Cheng Yutang found that talking to this kid would test his nerves too much, and said with a black line: "I will arrange the work for you, this contract is a secret agreement between you and me, you can take it yourself, Don't take it out for others to see, and if you lose it, don't blame me for not admitting it."
If other people see this inexplicable thing that is not on the table, where will he put Mr. Cheng's face.
"It's a killer, it's usually not easy to show, understand!" Ji Xiaoyu happily folded the receipt carefully and put it in his shirt pocket, patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, the people are there, the people who are dead are there. Death!"
Cheng Yutang: "..."
…
When Ji Xiaoyu returned to the small restaurant, several diners happened to file out of the restaurant. When passing by them, Ji Xiaoyu vaguely smelled a fragrant and stinky smell, as if someone had poured a bottle of perfume into the sewer without a manhole cover.
He couldn't help wrinkling his nose, turned his head and glanced at these people.
The lean man with the sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks slightly lifted his eyelids, a gleam of light flashed from his narrowed eyes, and then he lowered his head and walked out.
"Xiaoyu, what are you doing outside? There are a few more takeaway orders just now, just waiting for you to deliver them!"
Zhang Qiaoyan had sharp eyes, and when she saw Ji Xiaoyu standing at the door, she immediately greeted him.
"Come on." Ji Xiaoyu retracted his gaze and walked quickly into the small restaurant.
After get off work in the evening, when Zhang Qiaoyan returned home, Wu Yaoqiang went to the supermarket to buy supplements for his mother to send back. Ji Xiaoyu took Li Defa and sat down at the dining table, and made a pot of tea with the inferior Tieguanyin from the small restaurant. Poured a cup for Lao Litou, and then sat down on the opposite side.
No matter what, he is diligent, and if he is a traitor or a thief, it seems that this kid finally can't hold back and comes to himself for a raise. Li Defa was confident. He crossed Erlang's legs and blew the tea foam on the water. After drinking two sips, he said slowly, "Okay, let's talk about something."
Ji Xiaoyu said, "Uncle Li, I want to resign."
Li Defa almost choked on the tea, and after coughing for a long time, he recovered, glared at him and said, "What did you say?!"
"I said, I'm going to resign." Ji Xiaoyu said sternly, "Uncle Li, I'll be here with you for three months soon, and I want to try another job."
Li Defa calmed down and said bitterly, "Xiaoyu, there are more young villagers than flies who have come to Ningcheng to work in the past two years, but most of them can't find a serious job and can only go to the construction site to move bricks and cement, you This is not knowing happiness in the midst of happiness. Tell the truth to Uncle Li, do you think the salary is low? Two thousand eighty per month with room and board is really not low. You can know this by asking. It's all a lie to talk about BMW and buy a villa for two years. Don't be deceived. For the sake of your good performance in the past few months, starting from next month, Uncle Li will start every day. I will give you five hundred a month, which is as high as Qiangzi, this is the head office!"
"Uncle Li, thank you for your kindness, but I'm sorry, I've decided to change jobs." Ji Xiaoyu said sincerely, "In order to prevent the restaurant from being too busy after I leave, you'd better hire a new guy now. ."
He knew very well that with Li Defa's stingy temperament, this increase was already the limit. The monthly increase is 500, which adds up to 3,330 in a month. It is really high on the screw street, but it is still 1,200 less than the salary of Cheng and Tangti, and the gap is still relatively large.
Don't blame him for looking at this mountain high, as a single father who wants to raise a child, he is also forced by the situation.
What's more, he had already made a letter with Cheng Yutang and made an appointment for a week later to repay him.
Seeing that he was unmoved, Li Defa couldn't help but look a little ugly. He put the teacup on the table and said angrily: "I have eaten more salt than you have eaten rice, so I don't need you to teach me! What you just said I'll treat you as a momentary fever and think about it, Uncle Li doesn't care about you. If you don't want to do it, there will be a lot of people rushing to do it. If you pass this village, you won't have this store. I'll give you a few more. Think about it for yourself sometime."
After saying that, he walked away with his hands behind his back.
Ji Xiaoyu expected that Old Li Tou would react this way, and although he was helpless, he did not intend to change his mind.
In fact, apart from the low salary, there is another inconvenient thing about living in a small restaurant, which is the problem of sleeping.
Ji Xiaoyu hatches eggs every night and must avoid outsiders. Although Wu Yaoqiang moved to the first floor to sleep, he would run up to the attic from time to time to take a shower and get something. There is no door in the attic, and the entire narrow space can be seen from the top of the stairs.
Brother Qiangzi is a careless and rough man. He doesn't think there is anything to avoid suspicion between himself and Ji brother, the two big men. He never says hello before going upstairs, which often catches Ji Xiaoyu by surprise. Ji Xiaoyu said a few times euphemistically, but Wu Yaoqiang agreed but didn't listen, and next time he broke in directly.
So Ji Xiaoyu now not only can't go to sleep naked, but also has to be careful not to let Wu Yaoqiang discover his secret, which is a bit nerve-racking.
It is said that that night, Ji Xiaoyu slept until the second half of the night, and suddenly heard a movement. He opened his eyes vigilantly and saw that Wu Yaoqiang was shirtless, wearing shorts and holding a flashlight. He was rummaging through boxes and cabinets to find something. At first glance, he looked like a thief.
He couldn't help but help his forehead and said, "Brother Qiangzi, what are you looking for?"
"Brother Ji, I woke you up? I'm sorry." Wu Yaoqiang flashed his flashlight and pointed it at Ji Xiaoyu's face, his other hand scratched on his arm for a while, "It's going to be National Day and there are still a lot of mosquitoes. , I want to put some mosquito-repellent incense to repel. I remember there seems to be a box, why can't I find it. "
"It's in a shoebox in the cabinet. I put it away." Ji Xiaoyu stretched out his hand to block the light, but helplessly lifted the quilt, got up and opened the cabinet door, took out the shoebox and handed it to Wu Yaoqiang.
As a monster, ordinary snakes, insects, rats and ants dare not get close, so he doesn't use mosquito coils and other insecticides, so he put the mosquito coils in the closet after moving in.
"Thank you... Hey, what is this?"
Ji Xiaoyu followed Wu Yaoqiang's line of sight to the bed, it was broken, it was his egg!
He fell asleep just now, and he forgot about it!