"It's the man who scared you, otherwise how would you get pregnant with this egg." Hou Changsheng is indeed an old monkey spirit who is accustomed to the world, and when he said such shocking words, his tone was as ordinary as when he was talking about the weather, "Mother Chickens can lay eggs without roosters, but roosters have no such ability."
Ji Xiaoyu's face was so red that blood was dripping, "I, I don't know, I haven't had a good time with anyone. I was woken up by the sound of firecrackers just now and saw this egg..."
"Why are you so confused?" Hou Changsheng shook his head, only pretending that he had some secrets or a thin skin and said embarrassedly, "Then you didn't do a good job in Xingcheng before, why did you suddenly come back?"
It's okay not to mention it, when he mentioned this, Ji Xiaoyu was full of shame and anger.
As a refined pheasant, Ji Xiaoyu's body hair color is bright and bright, and the tail feathers are long and gorgeous. He is the most beautiful chicken on Xiaoqingshan. The skin bag in the form of a human is not too much, and he is a handsome young man who is quite handsome and Zhou Zheng.
Last year Ji Xiaoyu turned eighteen years old, and it was because he longed for a colorful world of human beings that he went down the mountain to Xingcheng. Because of his outstanding looks, coupled with his good brain and sweet mouth, he can easily win people's favor, so even though he has no relevant work experience, the only ones who can get hold of him are the ID card and Qingshan Township that Hou Changsheng had entrusted to him before. With a high school diploma, a high-end hotel in Xingcheng still recruited him as a waiter.
Ji Xiaoyu is very dedicated and has a lot to learn in her new job, so she is very busy from morning to night every day. Moreover, in order to avoid revealing his identity, he carefully kept a certain distance from the people around him, so his relationship with his colleagues was relatively weak. He hadn't made any friends for a year, and it was impossible for him to be with anyone—especially men— Develop rape and love that can lay eggs together.
Originally, Ji Xiaoyu had been doing a good job in that hotel, but one night at the end of the year, a guest with a great background suddenly came. The boss asked him to go to room 1616 to accompany the wine, saying that he would give him a big red envelope after the task was completed. went excitedly. As a result, the glass of wine that the fat-headed and big-eared man gave him was actually drugged, causing him to become weak and insane. He was touched on the face by the fat hand of the disgusting man. He was so disgusted that he almost vomited up the overnight meal.
Although Ji Xiaoyu's force value was greatly reduced due to the effect of the drug at that time, the only 10% of his strength left was enough for him to punch the weak and weak bastard to the ground. After that, he staggered out of No. 1616. He was so dizzy that he couldn't walk, so he turned into another room and went to sleep.
Ji Xiaoyu didn't remember much about what happened later, only vaguely remembered that it was raining heavily outside at that time, with lightning and thunder, as if there was a big monster in the calamity. And he was being baked over and over like a piece of cake for most of the night, and it felt as torturous and exciting as the weather outside the window at that time, until he was too excited and fell asleep.
When Ji Xiaoyu woke up in that big senior suite in the middle of the night, he was the only one in the room.
Because of his unique talent and his body's powerful self-healing ability, Ji Xiaoyu didn't think there was anything unusual except for a little back pain and a few faint and unknown marks on his body. However, he was still very indignant at the hotel owner's behavior of betraying himself to please the bitch, and immediately got up to find the guy and beat him into a rotten pig.
Afterwards, Ji Xiaoyu realized that this job was only a matter of fear, and he might get a lawsuit or be retaliated against. Although he was not afraid of the sky and the earth, he was afraid that he would get into trouble and live uncomfortably, so he simply returned to Xiaoqingshan in the heavy rain before it was dawn.
Ji Xiaoyu felt that it was too embarrassing to talk about this before and after, and he couldn't explain it clearly. It seriously damaged his name of Xiaoqingshan's "First Fighting Chicken", so he concealed this paragraph, did not tell Hou Changsheng the truth, only Said that the job was tired and came back.
Hou Changsheng had no doubts, nodded and said, "It's alright to come back, the Huahua world outside looks bright and lively, but there are actually many dark places. If someone finds out that you are not a human but a monster, you will definitely try to find a way. I will arrest you for in vivo research. There are some humans who are more sinister and greedy than monsters, and they can't imagine how bad they can be. You must not disclose the egg-laying thing, so as not to be given to those who have ghosts. stolen."
Ji Xiaoyu felt a little hairy, looked down at the little white egg in his hand, and asked, "Grandpa Hou, what should I do then?"
After the previous turmoil, he has accepted the fact that he has given birth to an egg. Since he can't be ruthless and throw it away, he has to take the responsibility of being a father.
As for who the bastard who got him pregnant, fuck him!
Hou Changsheng said: "I will start hatching eggs today. Your father said back then that the eggs of pheasant essence are no better than ordinary eggs. He spends a certain amount of time every day to hatch the eggs, and the chicks will come out after ten months. In just one month, you can transform into a baby in human form. Judging from the situation of you and your father, you will also have a baby in the future."
Ji Xiaoyu was immediately dumbfounded. The chick should be just like an ordinary pheasant. It should be enough to feed some grass seeds and wild fruit bugs, but how to raise a humanoid baby
He had no idea about this at all, so he could only bite the bullet and continue to ask for advice.
"Raising a child is a hassle, and it's not much easier than cultivating to become an elite." Hou Changsheng couldn't help sighing in recalling the past, "The baby's stomach is delicate, and you can't eat raw, hard, salty or spicy things. For breast milk, you have to drink special baby milk powder, and then add things like rice cereal, minced meat, and vegetable juice according to your age group, and from time to time, you have to change your feces and urine for diapers. It's really not easy for you to pull."
The old monkey couldn't help but sigh.
"Thank you, Grandpa Hou, it's really hard for you." Ji Xiaoyu was both grateful and frightened, "Then where did the milk powder, rice paste, diapers that you fed me come from?"
"I bought it at a human's mall. Your father left me a sum of money before his death, just to prepare it for use in the future. Those little babies are really not cheap, a can of slightly better milk powder. It costs one or two hundred yuan, and you have been able to eat since childhood, a can of milk powder will be gone in a few days, and in a few years, you will spend all the money left by your father."
Hou Changsheng paused and then asked, "Xiaoyu, you should have earned some money by working part-time for a year, right? Now it just happens to come in handy."
When Ji Xiaoyu heard this, he felt bitter in his heart. He made some money, but the money wasn't on him. He is now a penniless poor man!
When he worked as a waiter in that big hotel in Xingcheng, his salary was okay, and he still had 3,000 yuan a month for food and accommodation. Since there were not many places to spend on simple life, he saved most of it. In addition, because he was not used to using bank cards and liked the pleasure of counting money, he had to find the money directly from the finance department every time he paid wages, and then locked it in his locker with a black garbage bag for a year. After saving 30,000 yuan, it can fill a whole bed.
But! Later, something bad happened. After beating up the hotel owner, he ran away overnight. He didn't even think to get the money in the locker, and now it's impossible to go back and get it after half a year.
Just lost 30,000 yuan in vain, which is equivalent to almost a whole year of work done in vain, Ji Xiaoyu really regrets it.
Thirty thousand dollars! Even if a tin of milk powder costs 200 yuan, you can buy 150 tins, enough for a little chicken to drink for a while.
Well now, it's all gone!
Hou Changsheng didn't know what Ji Xiaoyu was distressed about, he just patted his shoulder in relief and said, "Xiaoyu, you are also going to be a father in a blink of an eye, congratulations! It seems that the firecrackers were set off at the right time in the morning. , just when everyone celebrates for you."
Ji Xiaoyu's heart was bleeding, and she twitched the corners of her mouth, revealing a smile that was uglier than crying.
Hou Changsheng finally said cheerfully: "Okay, don't delay your hatching, Grandpa Hou will go back first. Don't forget to announce the good news to everyone when the chicks hatch!"
After sending away the red-faced old monkey, Ji Xiaoyu stared at the little white egg in his hand for a long time, and finally made a major decision—
He wants to re-enter the human society, work, earn money, and raise children!